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elvish-sky · a day ago
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Gimli: You’re pretty dumb.
Legolas: Thanks
Gimli: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.
Legolas: All I heard was “You’re pretty.” I’m focusing on the positives in life.
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voodoostick · a day ago
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I sent this meme to my husband, and he responded “Is that supposed to be funny?”
So my question to you is, Can this marriage be saved?
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elvish-sky · 2 days ago
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Aragorn: I’m well aware that I’ve accidentally set myself on fire and it’s none of your buisness. I don’t need your pity water, either. Let me burn in peace.
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incorrect-lotr-trash · 3 days ago
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Elrond: Did you know that the people you spend the most time with influence you the most?
Bilbo: *looks at the dwarves*
Kili: *fighting with a giant squid*
Bofur: *acting like the mother of three birds*
Thorin: *writing down a list of enemies*
The others: *squabbling over food*
Bilbo: ...Well shit.
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elvish-sky · 5 days ago
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Aragorn, walking into the kitchen: Is something burning?
Legolas, leaning seductively against the counter to block Aragorn’s view: Just my desire for you.
Aragorn: Legolas, the toaster is on fire.
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elvish-sky · 6 days ago
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Aragorn: You lost a lot of blood and passed out. Do you remember anything?
Merry: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Legolas: That wasn’t an ambulance. I drove you.
Merry: But I heard a siren.
Aragorn: That was Boromir.
Boromir: I was WORRIED.
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elvish-sky · 7 days ago
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Arwen: When you said ‘magical in bed, this isn’t exactly what I was expe-
Aragorn: *holds up 8 of hearts* Is this your card?
Arwen, softly: Holy shit.
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elvish-sky · 8 days ago
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Pippin, trying to cheer on the Fellowship: Two! Four! Six! Eight! Who-
Legolas, interrupting: Should I annihilate!
Pippin: *horrified gasp*
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elvish-sky · 9 days ago
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Aragorn, staring at his phone: Merry, I have a question.
Merry: What’s up?
Aragorn: What does ‘thicc’ mean? It has two c’s.
Merry: Uh, well, i-it kind of means, like, i guess it means you have a nice butt.
Aragorn:
Merry:
Aragorn, squinting at his phone, whispers: What the fuck, Legolas?
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elvish-sky · 10 days ago
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Legolas: What do you think your bad place would be?
Aragorn: I’m pretty good at turning every place I go into my own personal hell. So I think there’ll be a lot of options for me.
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peneigh-dzredfohl · 10 days ago
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Looks like a high school picture lol
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Gimli, Gandalf, Boromir- Three teachers
Aragorn,Merry-hoods / Frodo, Arwen - preppies / Legolas -jarhead wannabe
Samwise- nerd / PJ- student who can't ever seem to graduate / Pippin - class clown
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elvish-sky · 11 days ago
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Merry: This is the worst day ever.
Pippin: Why, because Boromir died and we just got kidnapped by orcs?
Merry: No, because it’s a little humid- YES BECAUSE BOROMIR DIED AND WE’VE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY ORCS!
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Pippin Took has probably
- climbed a flagpole
- cried because he couldn’t get down
Merry has probably
- dared Pippin to climb the flagpole
- tried throwing a rope up to Pippin because he thought it would help
Gandalf has probably
- had to call a fire brigade to get Pippin down from the flagpole
- “fool of a Took!”
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elvish-sky · 13 days ago
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Legolas: You’re just gonna think I’m some sexy godlike figure!
Aragorn: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Legolas, crying: It’s not a joke. I’m a legit snack.
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elvish-sky · 15 days ago
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Pippin: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Sam: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Merry: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Frodo: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Boromir: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
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