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#in other news THE CROWS ARE SOOOO GOOD
ambreiiigns · 1 year
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like SORRY to be rick and morty posting but
#he didn't wanna do the dimension hopping but when he's forced to do it bc he needs to kill that bastard rick he becomes like. hooked up#like all ricks are bound to do probably#bc he does use it just for fun too. he does put his whole pussy into having fun after a while. which he deserves#anyway. even if it grows on him it's still lonely like he thought#and so he tries to get his best friend his beloved his right hand man his silly rabbit birdperson to join him in like. one of the maybe fiv#moments of weakness. or vulnerability in his life post-dianebethmurder#and gets rejected. which is fine and he doesn't even care btw#and he Continues to be relatively lonely & becomes an alcoholic thru all that citadel bullshit until eventually he finds morty#and now he has his little buddy to dimension hop with for better or worse#more or less intensely for good or bad reasons w good or bad intentions but heeee mortyyy he is soooo special#only rick in the land who loves his morty baybay and maybe he doesn't do it well at all but considering where the bar is#morty got real lucky i guess#like he goes on and on abt how morty sucks and he can replace him w whoever but DOES HE. does he ever#like go tf ahead buddy get a new one what are u still doing here. did you perhaps get attached to this morty. surely not#he doesn't even have the strength to replace morty w his other grandkid like. come on#the closest he ever gets to actually replacing him is when crows teach him the way of Being A Decent Person and as he always does when he#realizes he's terrible he removes himself from the family and leaves. w the crows. before crawling back like the sad grandpa that he is#oh nay
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sophiewith7es · 9 months
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some of my six of crows modern headcanons xx
nina and inej are taylor swift and phoebe bridgers best friends
inej is vegan and i will not be explaining myself
matthias’ snapchat username is matthiashelvqr but jesper’s is animal_loverjes123 because he made it when he was nine
wylan is scared of planes but not helicopters
jesper is scared of helicopters but not planes
nina and inej listened to midnights together when it was first released
jesper got matthias into star wars
jesper loves the prequels and clone wars, matthias prefers the original trilogy and rogue one
both nina and jespers first bi panic was watching pirates of the caribbean
kaz has a secret fear of escalators so he always takes the stairs even though it actively causes him more pain
kaz and wylan watch criminal minds together in silence, but they both say the line about tracy lambert together
matthias falls asleep to animal documentaries narrated by david attenborough
inej jesper and nina are big greys anatomy fans
wylan’s first crush was teenage simba
matthias plays rugby
they have a book club (audiobook for wylan)
they read the acotar series and all had vastly different opinions
nina was an avid zoella watcher
kaz doesnt pay for any streaming services but has all of them anyway, jesper also doesn’t pay but uses everyone elses
matthias pays for the netflix account though
him and nina share one profile and everyone else has their own profile
nina cried when they took new girl off netflix
kaz says he prefers dc over marvel just to cause conflict
jesper read percy jackson growing up and still has the same battered copies he read as a kid in his room no matter where he lives
nina was a harry potter reading child and also still has her original copies of the books
HARRY POTTER REWATCH MOVIE NIGHTS!!!!
wylan is a secret marauders stan
nina jesper inej and wylan are all marauders era fans but wylan is soooo much worse
wesper = wolfstar
jesper’s favourite movie is the breakfast club
kaz says his favourite movie is fight club but it’s actually fantastic mr fox
kaz follows six people on instagram: inej and all the members of one direction
he does that to piss the others off
jesper went viral on tik tok one time
matthias loves oasis (both the band and the drink)
nina fought for eras tour tickets and managed to get them all tickets
kaz is going as reputation (his usual attire) jesper as lover, wylan as evermore, inej as speak now (she got the speak now dress), matthias as debut (they got him a cowboy hat) and nina as red.
matthias secretly cried over the how to train your dragon ending
matthias and inej read a lot of classics and share their collection, they both annotate the books as well and enjoy seeing what the other has written
kaz has a do not disturb sign on his bedroom door like in a hotel and puts it on the door handle even when he’s not in there
kaz is weirdly good with technology
jesper collects mugs
kaz and inej steal pint glasses from pubs
when inej and nina listened nothing new on red(tv) they lost their minds
kaz loves boygenius
matthias and wylan love modern family, wylan’s favourite character is gloria and matthias’ is jay
jesper loves formula 1 and its the only sport he’ll watch
nina and matthias play animal crossing together
kaz terrors jesper on terraria
when they play minecraft functionally, inej is the builder, jesper is the farmer, matthias and wylan mine, kaz has netherite armour in like half an hour and nina collects flowers and tames animals
when they play minecraft disfunctionally they just blow shit up
kaz plays the guitar
inej DEVOURED the cruel prince series
zoya and genya are nina’s foster/adoptive sisters
wylan is scared of clowns and is like that one episode of new girl when nick has to go into the haunted house
whenever jesper does something stupid or doesnt do something or whatever he says ‘#yolo’ and moves on and it drives kaz insane
jesper has muggies of everyone
inej takes 0.5 pictures of everyone when theyre sleeping without them knowing
matthias loves the hunger games series
kaz regularly predicts major global events
wylan loves breaking bad
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eras-mus · 2 months
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I'M BACK BECAUSE YOU NEED ASK
So just, hear me out. M or GN!Reader that is biologically Hades and Maleficent son/child, Aurora is his little sister (he's in second year at NRC and Aurora in first year in a girl school).
How Platonic!Crowley, and any character’s you want, will react at the family days when they come to school for Reader ? (It's bad explained, i know.)
Ignore it if you don't want to write it.
Have a good day and night.
PS : The Alice Yuu was perfect.
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Maleficent! ± Hades! Male! Reader
×You are Malleus's cousin
×Asra is your adopted sister and unknown to everyone, Silvers actual sister
×You and Idia are childhood friends (I don't think he's related to Hades, correct me if I'm wrong)
×You're not Yuu
×You're and third year Ignihyde student
Sorry I haven't been posting, I didn't have any motivation!
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There were many things that were well known about Y/n, most people considered him an open book, but his family life stayed a mystery.
There were a few things that people could gather by just talking to him; his mom died, his dad remarried (Persephone), and he had known the shroud brothers for a long time.
The reason Y/n kept his family a secret was because he saw how people would avoid Malleus, leaving him alone and unwelcomed, but for some ungodly reason, nothing could be left a secret in this school.
Family day.
A day that Y/n had managed to avoid in the past thanks to either Idias hacking or a quick excuse that only makes sense because Crowley is an idiot.
But this year he forgot all about the dreaded day.
The day started as any other, he straightened out his uniform, found something to drink, and started making his way to the cafeteria.
But then he saw those gargoyles from the underworld waiting for him in the second he stepped out of his dorm mirror.
"He he- see I told you he'd be here if we waited long enough!" The shorter one spoke.
"Well, excuse me for hoping the boy had learned to get up earlier for once!" Panic shouted back.
"What are you two doing here?" Y/n asked, stunned.
"Well, we just missed ya and your horrible attitude soooo much!" Pain started. "NO! Its family day dumb-fuck."
"Does that mean dads here!"
"Of course, he is, he wasn't going to miss is first AND only chance to see you at your school." The taller one said in a tone most wouldn't dare have with the son of a god.
"FUCK! I gotta go!"
And just like that, the teenager was off like his head was going to be cut off.
"Not even a 'How are you?' or 'How's the Underworld?' Typical."
The cafeteria was filled with people in awe of one of the most recognizable people in the world. No one had the nerve to approach him as he tried to find his son and instead just circled around him, entranced by his existence.
"Have any of you seen my son?" The god asked the crowd, "He's about this tall, Ingihyde, of course, and always half asleep."
"Uncle! So good to see you." A familiar pair of horns made its way through the crowd.
"Ah, Malleus, have you seen Y/n? It appears no one else here as." Hades asked as he brought the younger boy in for a hug.
Malleus chuckled, "Unfortunately, not today, he normally sleeps in quite late."
"I assume he got that habit from that Shroud boy?"
"Probably."
"DAD!"
Everyone turned to see the boy whose father left everyone so stunned and audible gasps were heard as students quickly realized the similarities between their magic.
"Y/n! My boy! How have you been? Have you finally made some new friends?"
"What do you mean new friends! I have plenty of friends-"
"Name three other than Idia and Ortho."
"Well, there's Silver, and..." He thought for a moment "Well how have you been?"
"Well busy with the Underworld and ACTUAL responsibilities, unlike Zeus and the other gods."
"Yeah, yeah, let's go talk about that outside." Y/n said trying to rush his dad outside.
As they entered the courtyard Y/n noticed Deuce showing his mom around and Ace getting bullied by his brother. As Hades rambled on to his son about how unfair his job was Crowely took notice of the god and quickly made his way over in hope of some positive publicity.
"Y/n! I'm so happy to see you and your father enjoying yourselves!"
"Well, everything would be perfect but we're waiting on a couple more people." Hades started. "Do you think you could tell them where we are?"
"Who else did you invite!?" Y/n could already feel the eyebags start to form under his eyes as he wished he'd stayed in bed.
"Asra and Persephone!" Hades smiled.
"Stay here I'll go find them."
"Stay here and do what? I'll be bored out of my mind."
"Talk to Crowley or something! I don't care, just stay here!"
Y/n made his way back to the Ingihyde dorm, if he was going to do this, he was going to make Idia suffer with him.
"Get your ass up! It's family day!" The boy just barged into the others dorm, as he often did.
"What does that have to do with me!?"
After a couple minutes of arguing, Idia was now walking close behind Y/n with his tablet in hand. The loud environment was Idias worst nightmare, and he will never know how he was talked into this.
"Y/N!"
That was all the two heard before said boy was tackled to the ground by a familiar head of long white hair. A few looks a shock were shot their way making Idia jump.
"Asra! GET OFF OF ME!"
"So whiney!" She stuck her togue out. "Are you mad cause I interrupted your time with you boyfriend!"
Once again Idia jumped from something the girl did. This has been an ongoing joke that was only funny to one girl and very annoying to the brother and his friend.
"He wishes!" Y/n said, shoving his sister lightly.
"Now kids," a voice so graceful that it could only belong to one person spoke. "We're in public, act like it."
Soon the four made it back to the courtyard where Malleus, Pain, and Panic had joined Hades and Crowley.
"So, you started the Gargoyle club in our honor, right?" Panic asked, nudging Malleus.
Malleus laughed in response, "No but you two did he with my interest in gargoyles."
As soon as the four joined the crowed Crowely insisted he get a picture.
"It will be perfect for the school Magicam! Now say 'family!'"
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So Good (Part 1)
Summary: You’re a figure skater and Anakin plays for a big hockey team called the Coruscant Crows. You were best friends in high school, but when you realized you had a crush, life pulled you away from each other, and Anakin had a girlfriend. However, fate brought you back together years later, and a lot of things are different, but not your “unrequited” feelings.
Pairing: hockey player!anakin x figure skater!reader
Word Count: 3k
Warnings: underage partying, angst, fluff
A/N: ayooooo it’s been a while! but i’m excited to get back to writing and i know no one asked for anakin content, but its what inspired me soooo! part two is already partly written so expect more! this is inspired by the song “so good” by halsey so i recommend giving it a listen.
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dividers by @racingairplanes​ !
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You entered the ice skating arena at about a quarter to noon with your duffel bag hanging from your shoulder at your side. You immediately went to the box office window to the left, where behind it sat one of the workers, Jyn. This was only your second time at the rink in the new city you had just moved to, but you had met her before, and you were happy to see a familiar face. 
As soon as you locked eyes, you smiled at each other in greeting.
“Hi, Y/N! Good to see you back! How’re you doing today?”
You leaned against the counter casually, “I’m doing alright. How about you?” 
“Just trying to get through the work day, you know how it is.”
You hummed, “Been there.”
“How are you liking Coruscant?” She asked.
About two weeks ago, you moved to Coruscant from Alderaan to continue a career in competitive figure skating. Although you loved Alderaan, the figure skating program in Coruscant was a lot more renowned and being that you were one of the best, Coruscant offered you a spot with no hassle. Besides, it had always been a dream to live in a city like Coruscant, you just never knew you’d make it this far. 
“I’m still learning the layout but I honestly love it. I’ve always been a big fan of city life.”
“Good, then you’ll fit right in,” she smiled. “You’re here for freestyle again?”
“Yup!”
Beyond the lobby of the rink, you could hear the sounds of shouting, skates on ice, and wood hitting the floor. Your eyes trailed over to the rink, where it seemed that a hockey team was practicing. Immediately, your interest was piqued.
“You’re all checked in. They should be done soon and then Henry will get the ice ready for you,” Jyn said.
You were too busy focusing on the team to even thank her.
“Is that a high school team?” you asked, pointing towards the rink.
“Oh, no they play for the NHL. That’s the city team, the Coruscant Crows.”
Your eyes widened, “The Coruscant Crows?”
“Yeah,” she giggled, “Are you a big fan or something?”
You scoffed and peered back over at the men on the ice, “Something like that.”
“Well, they come here to practice all the time, so you’ll probably see them every now and then when you’re here.”
You nodded slowly, processing this unexpected information, “Ah. Good to know.”
You pushed away from the counter and made your way to the locker room, but not before stopping by the rink to get a look at the team practicing. At a glance, they were basically indistinguishable in their matching attire, yet you found yourself scanning them for a familiar face. And at first you thought that maybe you were wrong, maybe he wasn’t on the team after all, but then you remembered that it was a stupid thought on account that everyone and your mom knew for a fact that he was. And your doubts were put to rest when your gaze came to a complete stop on a tall brunette with long hair by the players benches. 
He was drinking water along with a few others, his helmet resting under his arm. The back of his uniform read, “Skywalker”, with a 13 underneath. Anakin Skywalker, one of the Coruscant Crows’ best hockey players…and a man you hadn’t seen in years.
Immediately, your heart began to race at the mere sight of him.
Oh no.
You and Coruscant’s finest went way back, as far as you could remember. You didn’t start off as friends, but you crossed paths quite often on account that he really liked hockey and you were a figure skater. They were similar yet very different sports that took place in the same setting, so it was inevitable that you’d see him especially in the small desert city of Tatooine from whence you came. Eventually, you grew close, and became good friends - great, even.
You just never thought you’d see him again. At least, not so soon and not like this. And you most definitely did not expect for those “feelings” you thought you buried deep to come creeping up again.
Their coach blew the whistle, declaring their break over and the sharp sound made you jump and tear your eyes away from Anakin. You blinked a few times, bringing yourself back to reality. Before going to the locker room, you glanced back at him, one more time, except to your dismay, you found him staring right back. As soon as you locked eyes, you were hit with a flashback from years ago to a night you never forgot. 
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High School - Senior Year
You were in your prom dress, sitting on the couch in a huge house that belonged to someone from the high school hockey team. It was an afterparty and you had somehow gotten roped into coming in a limo packed with other kids from your school (and by “somehow”, you meant Anakin convinced you). Your heels were off to save your aching feet and you were sweaty and tired, having reached your limit on dancing and socializing. Your social battery had run out, but by the looks of it, there were other kids who seemed revved up enough to go for another few hours. 
Suddenly, out of the shadows came a tall figure that plopped down on the couch next to you, making you bounce with the weight. 
Speak of the devil. 
It was Anakin, one of your closest friends, and he was wearing a black button up and slacks, gone were his tie and suit jacket that he had worn earlier. Not only that, but there was a plastic golden crown sitting on his head, a red cup in his hands, and a smile on his face. His short brown hair was mussed up from the night’s festivities.
“Ah, the king has arrived,” you snorted at the fact that he was still wearing his crown from winning prom king.
He scowled playfully, “It’s ‘your majesty’, to you.”
“I am not calling you that.”
“Fair enough,” he smirked. “What are you doing here all by yourself?” 
“I’m tired and I fear I may pass out.”
He straightened up, “Oh shit, how much did you drink? How many fingers am I holding up?”
He held up three fingers and laughed at the way he could be so protective yet idiotic at the same time. You shoved his hand away gently.
“No, Ani, I’m not drunk,” you giggled, “I meant I’m gonna pass out from how exhausted I am. I think it’s time I called it a night.”
“Oh,” he nodded in understanding. “Alright. Yeah. Do you need a ride?”
“Yeah, kinda, but aren’t you drinking?” You motioned to the solo cup in his hand.
Anakin shook his head, “No, this is kombucha. I need to stay sober so I can take Padme home.”
For some reason, you felt your heart constrict, with an emotion you weren’t fully aware of.
Padme. His girlfriend.
“Well, if you have to take Padme home, I don’t want to add another detour-”
“No, no, no, it’s fine. I’ll just drop you off and come back. It’s not that far.”
“You sure?”
“No, yeah,” he insisted, and then leaned in to whisper so only you could hear, “Besides, I don’t trust anyone else here to take you home.”
Your face softened and your heart fluttered at his words. Although he didn’t seem to notice, because before you knew it he took off his crown and was getting up from the couch. He offered his hand to help you up, and you hesitantly took it, instantly soothed by his warmth. Your fingers lingered before he let go, but it meant nothing, not then. Not to him, you didn’t think.
You grabbed your shoes while Anakin told Padme he’d be right back and came back with his keys and jacket in hand. As soon as you walked outside to his car, he noticed you hugging yourself against the cold night air, and - without question - placed the jacket on your shoulders. 
“Thanks.”
“No problem,” he grinned.
And when you got to his car, he opened the passenger side door to let you in. This was one of the things you had the privilege of witnessing in Anakin Skywalker. When he wasn’t being ruthless or an angry little shit, he was a sweet guy and a real gentleman. You liked that about him. You liked a lot of things about him, in fact.
Anakin got into the driver’s seat, turned on the car, and pulled out onto the road towards your house. He put on a chill playlist, one you had told him you liked before, which was a beautiful contrast to everything you had been listening to all night.
“Did you have a good time tonight?” He asked.
You smiled tiredly. Now that you weren’t in the thick of it, you could confidently say, “Yeah. I think I did.”
“I told you you didn’t need a date to have fun.”
“I already knew that,” you rolled your eyes.  
“You just don’t want to say I was right.”
“Believe it or not, Skywalker, you don’t always have an original thought.”
He burst out laughing at your snarky comment. If it was anyone else, he would have said something argumentative back, but he never got angry with you the way he did with anyone else.
Then, in a small voice you said, “But yes, you were right.”
“Aha!”
You snorted and shook your head. You were loath to say it, but he was right. You knew a lot of people refused to go to prom simply because they didn’t have a date, but you didn’t want to miss out on the fun. And you didn’t have a date, not because there wasn’t anyone willing to ask, but because there was no one you wanted to go with. At least, no one that was available.
“Did you and Padme have a good time?” You returned the question.
“Oh, yeah. Yeah, we had a great time,” There was a second’s hesitation, but only one you could notice. He moved on and threw you a grin, “We won prom king and queen, remember?”
“Yes, and I’m sure everyone will,” you rolled your eyes again. “It’ll be a story you can tell everyone when you both move to Coruscant.”
You smiled playfully, expecting him to act the same, but instead, you were met with seriousness and hesitation. Your mouth fell into a frown.
“What’s wrong?”
“About that…”
You twisted your body towards him to look and listen better. “What happened?”
“Uh…” hesitation again, but this time it was more obvious. He swallowed thickly and then said, “She’s not going to Coruscant. She’s going to Naboo.”
Your jaw dropped as you gasped in shock, “Naboo? But I thought…I thought you both wanted to go to the city!”
“Yeah,” he worked his jaw, “Except she got the acceptance letter and…she wants to go there instead.”
He was dead serious now, and seeing him like this made your heart constrict. Anakin had gotten a full ride scholarship to go to the University of Coruscant to play hockey, and when Padme had gotten her acceptance letter, it was pretty obvious in their plans that they were going to live there together and eventually have a big future. Anakin had been ecstatic about it. He loved Padme very much, maybe to his own detriment sometimes, but he loved her all the same, and envisioned a future with her. However, you couldn’t really say you knew too much about his counterpart as your paths rarely crossed unless Ani was involved. You were heavily into figure skating and theatre, and Padme was in debate and ASB, and not to mention she was class valedictorian. Still, you had always assumed that with how much Anakin talked about her, that they were on the same page, but you assumed wrong.
“So…you’re going to be long distance?” You asked.
Anakin winced, “Eh, I don’t know.”
“What do you mean, you don’t know?”
“I was actually thinking of going with her.”
“What?” You blurted out.
“I was thinking of going with her!” He repeated. “Why are you looking at me like that?”
“And drop the hockey scholarship? Ani, are you crazy? That’s been your dream for as long as I’ve known you! You can’t just drop it!”
“I know, but…what if Padme is my dream too?”
You groaned, “Well, you’re clearly not hers!”
“What?”
“She low-balled you, Ani. It’s pretty clear she’d rather chase her own dreams, why can’t you do the same?”
She sputtered, “Because…because I love her, Y/N. How about that?”
“Okay, you chase her and then what?” He stared back at you seriously, but his silence was enough of an answer for you to know he had none.
You crossed your arms and stared out the windshield angrily. Arguments like these weren’t rare, but they didn’t happen frequently, and they also weren’t as serious. Anakin stopped the car a few houses away from yours and you sat in silence for a while. 
It wasn’t necessarily anger you were feeling, but frustration.
“I love you, Ani, I just…I don’t see why you have to give up something you love.”
“I mean, is it really a loss if I’m going after something else that I love?”
“I just think that that’s not what love should be,” you uttered lowly now.
Anakin scoffed, “And what exactly do you think love should be?”
You looked down and played with the material of your dress as you spoke in rambles.
You shrugged, “I don’t know. I guess…what I read about in books or see in movies. Or better than that. I just…being there…you know? Being there when you need it most without even having to ask…someone who sees you…all of you and just….wants you regardless…someone who wants you in their life and supports everything you want to do…someone that you connect and align with on all levels…i don’t know, maybe I’m just talking out of my ass.”
When you peered up at him, you found him already looking back at you with those big blue eyes of his, but you were struck like lightning with a feeling you had never felt before. Suddenly, him looking at you felt like more than what it once was. Suddenly, it was like your brain had caught up with your own words and it all clicked. 
Anakin was the one who was always there. Anakin was the one who saw you when you felt like no one else did. Anakin was the one you connected with. Anakin was the reason the thought of Padme made you…jealous.
Oh.
That’s why I feel this way, isn’t it?
It’s you. It’s always been you.
Oh…oh no.
“I never thought of it that way,” he said softly.
You hummed, “And you say you’re a hopeless romantic.”
You tore your eyes away from him and went back to playing with your dress.
“I’m sorry…I just don’t want to see you unhappy,” you whispered.
“Hey,” he said, and suddenly his hand came down to rest on top of yours, sending a shock wave through you. You looked up at him again as he said, “Don’t worry about me, alright? Worry about you and your dreams.”
You nodded, and with that, he opened his door and came around to open yours. He offered his hand again, which you took, and your fingers lingered even longer now. You gave him back his jacket, and his eyes searched your face as he looked like he had something important to say, but didn’t. Instead he said,
“Oh!”
He reached into the driver’s seat and came back with the plastic golden crown in his hands and a grin. You stared at him curiously, before he placed the crown on top of your head. It was a little big in you, so it fell forward and you had to adjust it with a giggle.
“I now crown thee, Y/N, Prom King,” he bowed.
“But I didn’t win,” you said.
“You deserve the title more than me, and it’ll go good with all those trophies you’ll win on the ice.”
You giggled again, and his gaze lingered on you for a moment again, before he pulled you in for a hug. To keep the crown from falling, you kept one hand steadying it and one arm wrapped around Anakin. And you let him envelop you in his big, warm arms. And hugs like this were normal between the two of you, except this time, you found yourself wanting to cry. You blinked back any tears as best as you could before he pulled away. You didn’t know how much more of this you could take.
“You should go before it gets too late,” you said. “Padme’s probably waiting for you.”
“Oh, yeah, yeah…” He nodded. 
You took a step back to walk home, but he took a step forward.
“Hey.”
“Hmm?”
He put his hand on your shoulder, startling you. He was staring so deeply into your eyes, your heartbeat quickened, and for a second you were wondering where this was going. 
But all he said was, “Thank you.”
You nodded, “Of course.”
He let his hand drop before heading to his car and saying, “Take care of yourself, Y/N.”
“You too.”
With that, you walked up to your house and waved goodbye to Anakin before going inside. And as you processed what had just happened, and your newly discovered feelings, you found yourself crying, because he loved someone else and you knew you could never have him.
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And now, back to reality, you were met once again with those same blue eyes, except now he looked much older, much more rugged and mature. Yet, you found yourself feeling those same feelings that you felt when you were just a teenager. 
But before any more agonizing seconds passed, you scurried off out of sight, towards the locker room.
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the-greater-grief · 6 months
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Andrew Minyard Fan Art I'm Obsessed With (and Why)
As a member of the AftG fandom since 2021, I have seen a fair amount of fan art featuring Andrew Minyard. I'm a list-maker, and I thought I'd put together a list (in no particular order) of Andrew fan art that makes me a little bit feral. This will only include art that has been posted to Tumblr. I have either named the pieces using the artist's caption, dialogue (for comics), or some other descriptor I've pulled out of the ether.
Behind Eden's Twilight by @konaiiro
It's the leather jacket with a subtle patch that says 'MONSTER' on the back. It's Andrew's heavily-lidded eyes, his windswept hair. Most of all, it's the utter lack of fucks he's giving as he looks at the viewer. Very good Andrew Minyard, 10/10.
Andrew, do NOT sleep with him by @02511213942
The side-eye Andrew gives Neil as he walks past kills me, and thus, Aaron feels the need to clarify that Andrew had better stay the hell away from his new BFF. This Andrew is a BRICK. FUCKING. WALL. and I love that for him. Also he has a tummy soooo 👉👈 10/10
Not allowed for safety reasons by @notacluedo
The pose is cool as hell, and I live for the plethora of piercings that this Andrew has going on. 10/10 would look at a million more times.
Royal AU-drew by @emry-stars-art
He's just so...lovely. The hair, the jewellery, his facial expressions. Let's not forget the high-waisted pants and corsets. 10/10
Punk rock guitarist + Exy by @spiltspit
Effortlessly cool, could kill you with a single look, strong, should could crush a man's head with his thighs. 10/10, don't smoke kids.
Glasses Andrew by @fortheloveofexy
The texture of his hair. The snakebite + turtleneck. The FRECKLES. You're killing me here, Crow. 10/10, all boys want to kiss him.
I've seen it, and I'm not impressed by @rainbowd00dles
I would be remiss if I left out Anne's iteration of Andrew, who is broad of shoulder, pierced of ears, and perfectly freckly. 10/10, u go Anne.
Snooze-drew by @midgart
Ash gave Andrew huge pecs and I love that for him. Also I have one of their Andrew stickers on my computer so shoutout for that. 10/10 love this sleeby boi with his dark eyebrows and eyebrow piercing.
In conclusion: I love Andrew Minyard, and all of the incredible artists who put their spin on his character!
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So, does Harestar pick a different deputy or…
I cannot stress enough how much I do not want to see Crowstar in-canon and I hate him :/
Crowfeather' Trial: "Look at this cringefail wet dog. Look at how much he sucks. Look at how he has never considered another person in his life and would flounder in any position of authority. Anyway he makes up with his son because Breezepelt actually was fine all along (LIVE BONES REACTION) and Crowfeather can totally be a good deputy now"
Breaking my femur and sucking the marrow right out of it. Breezepelt very much chose to do what he did and NO it wasn't completely a cry for help, he was an adult and responsible for his actions. Crowfeather's abuse was a contributor to it, yes, BUT this book discards all of that because Crowfeather is popular and soooo marketable
Breezepelt should have continued to be a problem until HE was able to reach conclusions about his behavior. Like, a real redemption arc or something?? You know?????? His crappy dad shouldn't have been able to apologize Breezepelt out of being a problem jesus christ
And Crowfeather never demonstrated ANY behavior that looked a smidge like leadership quality, until he BECAME deputy. He isn't charismatic. WindClan doesn't like him. He's selfish and wrapped up in his own head. His entire personality changed, that's not "growth" that's just writing a new character
but ugh. They did that, and we are DEFINITELY going to get Crowstar, and I will be screaming into the sunset.
So I feel obligated to it :/ I'm targeting some fixes though;
Crow does have a reputation as StarClan Blessed for the Journey and leading them to their new home
From a much earlier point in time, Crowfeather is shown as having friends and not being completely incapable of being social (Gorsetail is at least one of them)
I want to push up his maturation to be after the secret is revealed.
Now that it's out, he dramatic about his exposed love of Leafpool, even declaring in front of his wife that he still loves her.
Onestar puts his foot down and says, "You porked a Cleric, you won't shut up about it, get out of my Clan for a month"
So instead of him being a total piece of work until just after OOTS, he is visibly improving and working on it earlier.
Though, still snappish, somewhat selfish, and not ready to be in power unlike Harespring.
In AVOS, Crow will also be part of the rescue party. VERY important.
In fact that's so important let's zoom in on that;
Current lineup of the "Defy Onestar to rescue Kin cats" party:
Brushblaze
Harespring
Crowfeather
And I'm thinking to just toss two younger WindClan cats here to give them some good setup for future arcs, since canon WindClan is lacking interesting background dudes
They are explicitly defying Onestar together. He put up an embargo on the Kin and they rejected that to save Sun, Furze, Heather, and Breeze, along with any others.
So TL;DR, BB!Crowfeather is getting some big changes in anticipation, because I don't like canon Crow.
My ideal would be Crow on kitchen patrol tbh BUT leaders are a really big change, which I try to avoid for modern main arcs.
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the-clumsywitch · 1 year
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A Very Basic Affordable Witchy Christmas Gift Guide
So, you've got a witchy friend or significant other and your frazzled, what the hell do I get them? And you also don't want to spend an arm and a leg on that gift, look no further My Dear!
Affordable Crystals
Clear Quartz (Can serve in the place of all crystals, this may not resonate with everyone though), Rose Quartz (love), blue quartz (peace & calming) amethyst (psychic protection & intuition), black obsidian (protection & grounding)
Note: Each of these crystals have more than one purpose/correspondence, often overlapping another, these are just the most common correspondences.
Affordable Herbs
This category of gifts is incredibly simple, as most witches do not care if they're herbs come from a metaphysical store or a grocery store. However some do prefer organic, especially when burning them. For this type of gift you don't just have to focus solely on herbs found in a bottle, you can also purchase tea bags. Tea bags can come in handy when you are looking for an herb that you would otherwise have to visit a health food store for or order online. Just rip it open and use it in your spell. Below are some affordable tea brands 🫖.
Carrington Teas
Celestial Seasonings
Dollar Tree's brand (in my opinion the only ones that taste good are the black and green teas but all of them can be used in magick.)
Pretty much any store brand of tea.
Cauldrons
Everyone's needs for cauldrons are different, some people need itty bitty cauldrons, others need large ones, some want them only for burning and others want to cook in there's. Either way, these are the most affordable places I've come across to purchase both.
New age imports (For smaller cauldrons, typically no bigger than 5 inches)
Yogi depot on Etsy (Medium sized cauldrons up to 7 inches, which is actually much larger than you would think. I think they sell smaller ones too.)
CindysEyeofthemoon on Etsy (She sells small cauldrons and large ones, with feet and without them and if I'm not mistaken they're all food safe! Not to mention, her customer service is top notch!)
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Incense & Candles
Would this even be a witchy Christmas list if I didn't add candles and incense?
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Shopafrocosmetics on Etsy
Dollar Tree
Craft stores (See if your craft store has coupons or an app that has discount codes)
Books
Five Below (All of their books I've come across are excellent for all levels of magick. You won't find books about more advanced magick though.)
Barnes and Noble bargain section (which actually carries a lot of the same stuff as Five Below just in hardback.
Books-a-Million or BAM (Which also has an amazing bargain section!)
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More Wonky Affordable Gifts
A jar or bag of pennies and other coins (I'm starting to think witches are just crows in disguise because we really like shiny things.)
Coloring books and crayons (Inner child healing anyone? Actually, probably only do this if they are doing inner child work.)
Salt and a jar to put it in (I know this might sound weird, but it's yet another thing no one ever brings up about witches, we freakin' love salt!)
Charcoal Tablets for burning loose incense
And don't forget...
One of the greatest places to look for witchy gifts can actually be at the thrift store or charity shops. My favorite shop has soooo many things that almost any witch would love to have, swing top bottles and jars, gorgeous crystal glasses, candle holders, candles (Did I mention how we really do love candles?). I've even purchased a cauldron there and the best part about thrift stores/charity shops is that you're helping the environment and you'll never know what you will find!
I hope this little list helped you! I come across witchy Christmas lists too often that only have pens and notebooks as affordable options (which I think any witch would agree are always welcomed). Or will tell you which gifts to buy but not where to find them. For this list I wanted to focus on where to find these witchy items affordably. If you have any other witchy Christmas gift ideas please feel free to comment on this post!
⛄Merry Christmas!🎄
- Erika, The Clumsy Witch
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oraclekleo · 4 months
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🌻Hihiiiii soooo I’m HS! I am a scorpio sun, libra moon and a gemini rising!!! IF it’s still open, I’d like to joon the kleo kompatibility game 💟 if its okay with you, for the Kompability Kompetition I’d like to request Mark lee frok NCT 😁😁😁🩷
actually my first impression of your blog is that “omgomg i can’t waitt till Cleo finally opens request again” bc your reading is just SO much fun!! Yk when I first saw the package(?) you had like the path of the dragon, sweet romance, the power of the dragon I genuinely was like 🫨🤯🤯🤯 bc it’s just SOOO creative and funnnnnn??????? Honestly if at tht moment I had money, and your reading were open I’d 100000% buy all of that reading🥲🥲
Hello, dear!
I’m glad you find my tarot ideas funny and desirable. I always try to come up with something new and I believe life should be fun in as many aspects as possible for it to be. I’m happy people like it. I can already tell you that requests will be open in January, don’t know the date yet. And I have listened to my followers’ suggestions and there will be major price cuts. So! Hopefully you will be able to have the reading you desire.
Now lets see your compatibility reading with Mark!
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@haechan99 + Mark (NCT / SuperM) Compatibility Reading
Cards: 41. Risk (Urban Crow Oracle), 4. The Challenger - Scotch Rose (Oracle of the Roses), Knight of Pentacles, XI Justice, Page of Swords (Crow Tarot), 9 of Arrows, IV The Green Man, Queen of Stones (The Wildwood Tarot)
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Nearly all of your cards speak of a challenge worth the risk. While others might feel intimidated by Mark’s fame or any other aspect of his personality, you see the opportunity to stand out. While others will buck, you can shine and courageously pursue your goals regarding Mark. You two together are likely to create a powerful and daring duo, paving the path as pioneers in a project. There are not many romance suggesting cards in your reading, it gives more of a friendship vibe to me but one that’s watertight and inseparable. You and Mark are likely to form a very close union, you support each other through good times but even more through difficulties.
There’s an aspect of both speed and meticulous approach. Probably it means that while one of us is slow in action, focused on details, the other is more of a charger. You balance each other and make sure none of you gets stuck nor make mistakes in haste.
If there is romance blooming, it’s likely to be a slow burning one, growing out of a solid friendship base and becoming a strong bond. You are always brutally honest with each other and maintain your autonomy even in a relationship as you don’t think that you need to become addicted to someone for it to be a true love. For you, true love means being loyal and caring towards each other. Maybe your love story isn’t all drama and outbursts of emotions but it’s warm and long-lasting in its genuine and cozy way.
As for your favourite thing in a relationship, I see hugging. Bear hugs come to my mind instantly. Those are likely to be a part of your relationship with Mark, be it in a platonic or romantic way.
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mxescargot · 4 months
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Not going to lie, I really don't want to spam numbers for the couple ask game right now, but I do want to know about your characters' relationship, soooo. 1-30. :3.
(You don't actually have to answer all of them if you don't want to, you can just do any you want to do- /gen) 🌻
oughhh tyty for the ask /gen
for those unaware, tl;dr: good princess/evil queen gfs :>
couples ask game for reference
princess prima garon (she/they/one) is the archetypical heroic good princess whose family was descended from a chosen one hero that defeated an evil overlord and sent them into exile. prima is the new chosen one to defeat a new evil: vindicta nox (any pronouns), queen of the neighbouring evil kindgom and descendant of the evil overlord prima's ancestor ousted. instead, they fall in love. (also turns out the kingdom's not that bad, just has a "villainous" aesthetic)
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1. at first their families were. concerned. but over time stuff worked out and now they get along fine/their countries are allies
2. see above, i think it was harder for friends to get over distrust though
3. don't know, hmm.
4. i imagine prima's most relevant ex might be the lancer to her leader in their hero-team? but either way they're on good terms and that was a while ago, just ended up being kind of incompatible for a committed relationship. maybe prima dated around as well but this would be a childhood friend... turned first love or something? 👀 considering making them arospec and realizing that later/vindicta feels "different" from the rest. vindicta is definitely also a different type of person from the people prima thought they should be dating... xe's much easier to be around as a Partner. vindicta may have a previous ex that they also ended up not being too compatible with, but that ex had a worse attitude about it and it ended on worse terms.
5. initially, they don't get many chances to sleep in the same bed. however physical touch is vv important to them (totally not projecting /s) so when their families and the people in their kingdoms became more okay with it they spend the night together alllll the time. usually at vindicta's place because he's, yknow, actively ruling crows country and travel arrangements are a pain in the ass. ANYWAYS prima loves sleeping tightly curled up into vindicta. or the two spoon, they probably have one of those couples' pillows so your arm isn't crushed
6. they ABSOLUTELY give each other nicknames/pet names. vindicta calls prima riri, while they call xem vin. vindicta uses a lot of the typical flirty villain pet names: "my dear", "my sweet", etc. this happens to fluster prima a lot, though it's hard for one to admit the obvious fact that one finds it attractive. prima isn't big on pet names except using the ones her gf calls her sarcastically sometimes, which it finds kinda funny. sometimes they jokingly call each other their full names and titles.
7. vindicta likes how strong-willed and determined her riri is, almost stubborn. however, this can almost be exasperating and sometimes prima doesn't know ones own limits. less decided/articulate on what prima likes and dislikes about vindicta
8. not gonna go into too much detail about this (i am a minor) but prima: vindicta's overall height/build (vin is the taller one), and voice if that counts as physical vindicta: probably into collarbones? and the uhh waist/stomach area yk.
9. didn't know what this was, looked it up. seems to be about commitment and also just, happiness in a long term relationship? so i guess so.
10. haven't built out too specific of a timeline yet but they've definitely had big fights over what i mentioned in #7 with vin getting frustrated over prima being kinda self destructive and almost obsessed with "the right thing"
11. idk how to articulate this 😭
12. the respective royal families/courts freaking out, crises in both of their kingdoms, probably a death in prima's family
13. as i mentioned, both really value physical touch. they also both do a lot of words of affirmation (building off of hero/villain banter). besides that vindicta leans more gift giving and prima more acts of service/quality time. in terms of unique expressions of love, they like sparring with each other and helping improve the other's swordsmanship. prima enjoys trying to cook things that vin might like and generally like... presenting skills she's learning to him. meanwhile vindicta likes surprising darks gf with gifts related to their interests in particular, dark really enjoys their reactions.
14. idk what really counts as a "little thing" but? prima: smelling petrichor after rain. finding shapes in the clouds, moon, or stars. experiencing hypnogogia before falling asleep. running your hand along cold, polished stone. enjoying a drink so warm it almost burns your tongue. vindicta: happy vestibular stimming. waking up as the sun rises. noticing the seasons change. aspects of prima's style of magic usage: a pinkish yet golden light, a hard-to-describe tingling feeling.
15. prima definitely picked up a bit of that "flirty villain" vibe in her mannerisms, while vindicta has grown a bit more lighthearted and energetic in conversation. they copy each others' stims.
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wander-wren · 9 months
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soooo.....just testing the waters, not sure what to do yet if anything, but pre-musk i was using twitter to attempt to promote my original fiction (i do that, btw, i'm not sure if i ever talked about it here), and now of course twitter is...twitter.
i took a break in november to return to tumblr instead and focus on fandom, which has been great, but i tried going back to twitter at the beginning of the month and it's...boring. aggressively curating my bubble so i don't fall into the pits of despair just makes it boring.
twitter is, unfortunately, a bit of an industry hub, but it's also dying and i'm no good at it, so i'm not exactly tempted to stay. i'm considering moving my original stuff to tumblr as well maybe?
i write primarily YA fantasy, sometimes scifi. my biggest project right now is Other Lost Things, a sort of Six of Crows-inspired story about a bunch of magical teenagers running from their various pasts who band together temporarily in order to get to safety. things go wrong (or right, depending on how you look at it) from there.
my main dilemma right now is that i can either make a new blog or sideblog for my writing and keep it separate from my main, and run the risk of it boring me/not going anywhere, or i can mix it into my main and risk annoying people who came for fandom things.
i'm still not sure if i even want to bring that work to tumblr, i'm not really a huge fan of being a writeblr, but i don't know what else to do with myself at this point. this writer thing is hard enough and now you want me to do my own marketing?? gross.
so, uh, thoughts? i'm not going to make a poll right now, just, if you made it to the end of this, consider letting me know if you'd vibe with hearing me talk about my other wips sometimes.
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mayybirds · 1 year
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I've reread Through the Valley again recently and once again started scouring for more fics.
Do you have any fic recommendations (res evil or not) that you would want to share?
P.S. glad to hear you are doing ok. Congrats on the new apt!
I don't read nearly enough Resident Evil fics tbh, but I'm happy to recommend a few of my faves!
I'm sure everyone's familiar with it but I love Mushrooms & Magnets as much as the next person. It's just soooo good and I love Heisenberg in it.
I really like Bite Me, Asshole, and I'm holding out hope it'll still continue bc I also disappeared for a year on my fic so who knows!!
& A series I think doesn't get nearly enough love is the Crow Daughter series, which is an Eveline Lives AU where she ends up in Blue Umbrella/Chris's custody. It's very well done! There was a real rash of Eveline Lives fics that came out around the time of / after Through the Valley (I was maybe the first on this horse to my knowledge lmao but I'm not gonna sit and try to claim some kind of lordship/creatorship over the concept), but this was the main one I read that I actually found to be well-written and well-done.
I've not read much Res Evil in the last few months tho bc unfortunately I got back into Stranger Things like every other loser so like... if anyone knows of good new fics I missed let me know lol.
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scattered-winter · 1 year
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BOOK ASKS!!!! 1, 4, 7, 11, 17, 20 <3333
book you’ve reread the most times?
ooh...probably either the six of crows duology by leigh bardugo (I have the whole thing practically memorized at this point...) or pjo/hoo.....theyre sooo <33
4. what sections of a bookstore do you browse?
YA, usually, just because that's generally where the authors I like are, but I'm SUPER picky about which YA books I actually read because well. *gestures at most of them*
7. is there a series/book that got you into reading?
I've been an eager reader for LITERALLY as long as I can remember (the way my mom tells it, I literally taught myself to read which tbh I don't remember enough to dispute that fact and it makes me sound cool so I'll take it) HOWEVER as a kid I was a huge fan of the magic treehouse and bailey school kids series. idk if they were the first ones I ever read tho
11. what non-fiction books do you like if any?
oooh ok ok so when I was a kid my parents had a whole STACK of these nonfiction books for kids called "I wonder why" and each one had like. a different theme. my favorite one was "I wonder why triceratops had horns (and other questions about dinosaurs)" and the whole book was about dinosaurs and answering different "questions" that kids might ask about them. and bro I ate that shit UP. I think my family had about 15 to 20 of these books, in a range of topics from extinct animals to ancient egypt to reptiles to plants, and I used to stack them all in a big pile on my bedroom floor and just read each one, cover to cover, one by one. I must've read those books at LEAST 7 times each, and I loved them soooo much. a lot of the topics are STILL interesting to me (like dinosaurs and extinct animals and ecosystems) and it was so funny because the other day my mom was talking about all the old books the family used to have and she offhandedly mentioned those ones and said something like "yeah none of the kids liked them so they just sat on the shelf :(" and I had to tell her that I actually had them mostly memorized at one point lmao
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the series had a revamp pretty recently so most of the search results are the new covers but here's one of the old ones that I used to have :]
17. top 5 children’s books?
the "I wonder why" series (as seen above, because autistic kids deserve a fun little treat :]), magic treehouse (fun historic adventures !!! ALSO a fun lil autistic treat :]), the bailey school kids (THEE OG DETECTIVE GANG), animorphs (war crimes <3), and warriors (more war crimes <3)
20. what are things you look for in a book?
mostly I just look for a good time !!! I loooove complicated/fascinating worldbuilding, like with six of crows, and I also want to be reading about characters who I like/connect with !! if the book is romance-centric I'm less inclined to want to read it UNLESS it's very well written (six of crows is largely about romance but they're all sooooo well crafted that I just ??? love them all ???? and it's also balanced out by the platonic dynamics and overall worldbuilding and plot so they're very enjoyable to me even though the romance plays a big part in it) BUT OVERALL I just wanna have a good time yknow
book asks!!
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wakeupwithmydesire · 1 year
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I still can't stop thinking about that stupid Armand reveal
No shade to the actor at all but he doesn't feel like Armand to me and I found him really interesting as the character Rashid.
I had thought that maybe he was one of Armand's followers/part of the Children of Darkness and that Armand was using him as a type of vessel
That maybe all the people in the apartment that wait over Louis were some kind of Armand hive-mind which I think would've been a much more interesting and frightening.
I really hope they recast him next season or separate his character from Rashid.
This is one of the issues I'm having with this showrunner. On one hand the changes are great and fresh and new but on the other hand I feel like he doesn't get the characters very well.
I think the cast of the trio are brilliant and have so much more to give but some of the directions they are given for the characters they play don't always hit. Especially with Claudia, who I love and I love the actress who plays her and I do feel like this portrayal of her is much more sympathetic and has much more depth than the 94 film but I feel like they stripped a lot of Claudia's personality to make her more likable. But truthfully she's not a likable character, she is all the things that Lestat describes her as but she is also intelligent, witty and loving. 📢🎤 Female characters can be all these things!
The way they were making so much noise about Louis and what would happen if you give a disenfranchised black man supernatural powers? Ermm WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU GIVE AN EVEN MORE DISENFRANCHISED BLACK GIRL SUPERNATURAL POWERS???!!!!
A girl who cannot grow old but also a girl who was never given a chance to girlhood at all when alive growing up in an extremely racist Jim crow south? A girl who was never really a girl but adultified straight out of the womb.
White Claudia will always be seen as weak, fragile and asexual because she is forever a little girl to which others project on to which makes her angry and bitter.
Black Claudia will always be seen as a threat despite also being trapped in the body of a little girl, never receiving protection or the benefit of a doubt and adding her vampiric nature to the equation makes her monstrous as a result.
They NEVER explore this apart from one scene in which these women make a comment about her on the street and that's it.
This makes me worried for future characters like Gabrielle, Marius and especially Akasha.
A lot of people are comparing IWTV to Hannibal but really it's more like Tru Blood 👀
I'm not confident with season 2 which honestly hurts because there was so so so much potential with this show and ep 1 was soooo good.
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I once again offer you an ideia, a Frankenstein monster Yuu, like the book they're beautiful but have scary shiny eyes and very obviously not human, they're also quick to learn and adapt (also have daddy issues because Victor Frankenstein is a dick)
I don’t really know about Frankenstein except that Victor created him and was like ‘ew no, I don’t like you anymore’ but joke’s on you, Frankie from Monster High Yuu was already on my list of ‘will work on soon’ so I hope this is a good enough substitution, hehe. I just really liked Monster High’s worldbuilding, the characters and their designs, as well as their backstories. The one before the reboot. It was one of my favorite childhood shows. I do hope it comes back again someday, though. === I'm just here to mix-and-match different kinds of Yuus with different kinds of personalities to see what monstrosity I can make. That being said,,, Frankie Stein from Monster High but it's Yuu brainrot!
So, Frankie!Yuu looks human enough aside from their mint-colored skin, their heterochromia eyes, the stitches all over their limbs, and the two small bolts on their neck.
Normally, people would think they were just a dedicated cosplayer. Unfortunately for them, they were very wrong.
Although it wasn’t very apparent in the entrance ceremony seeing that they were wearing a robe and had the robe’s hood up that obstructed their features.
Frankie!Yuu wasn’t really surprised when the mirror dubbed their shape of soul as unknown or the fact that they were magicless.
They were just most recently created, after all.
So, the rest of the ceremony went as smoothly as one could when there was a flaming cat almost burning it down.
After the cat was subdued and thrown out, and the freshmen led out, it was time for Yuu to be led home.
Only to find out that their home didn’t exist…
When Crowley asked where Frankie!Yuu came from, they took it as their cue and they pushed their hood off of their head, giving the crow a sheepish smile.
“Uhm… Your school seems lovely and all but I don’t think I’m supposed to be here…? I’m supposed to be enrolled in another school, you see.”
So, Crowley found out that Yuu was supposed to be enrolled in a school open for all species of monsters, where he then realizes that Yuu was, in fact, not human.
Yuu said that when they saw the carriage being pulled by black horses stopping in front of them, they assumed that it was a new way of transportation sent by the school they were going to.
Looking at where they are now, it was obviously not.
Of course, Crowley being soooo kind couldn’t just kick Yuu out without any way to fend for themselves and decided to let them stay in Ramshackle.
On their way to Ramshackle, Crowley noticed that Yuu oddly wasn’t scared at being in an unknown environment but more of excited at the prospect of being in another world.
“Oh this is so exciting! I’ve never been to another world before! i can't wait to tell this to my family and friends back home! This is the best thing to ever happen in my 116 days of life!”
Cue Crowley freezing and slowly turning towards Yuu, “Pardon? 116 days?”
Realizing what they said, Yuu laughs and explains, “I’m a simulacrum! My father and mother artificially created me after they achieved the right circumstances to have me! It took them a century!”
Which probably explained the shape of their soul being unknown since, you know, they were newly-ish created.
Crowley might or might not have a brief existential crisis here because on one hand, Yuu was almost just around 4 months in age, and on the other hand they seemed like they were already old and independent enough to live by themselves.
But of course, Crowley does what Crowley does best: avoid responsibilities like he’s playing ‘The Floor is Lava’ with his responsibilities being the floor and him flying sky-high.
Which he probably shouldn’t have done and now Frankie!Yuu’s left alone with Ramshackle and who knows what they’ll do with it.
Just kidding!
They’ll just turn it into a place where they can satisfy their curious mind. Basically they turned it into their own personal laboratory.
Hm? Where did they get the room full of dismembered body parts from, you ask? Hush now, don’t ask too many questions. No one needs to worry about those small things.
Technically, Frankie!Yuu does have all the intelligence and physical capabilities of their born age, although they lack life experiences so they tend to be naïve.
But their optimistic, kind-hearted, and outgoing nature makes up for this.
Of course when Grim goes to take refuge in Ramshackle, Yuu didn’t have the heart to turn them away.
Was Frankie!Yuu surprised when the ghosts tried to scare them? No, they weren’t since they were already used to their spectral friends back at their world but Grim sure was.
They were quick to reassure Grim, who looked ready to burn the ghosts to crisp.
The first instance where others witnessed Frankie!Yuu missing a limb was in the Dwarfs’ Mine with Ace, Deuce, and Grim.
The four had just managed to defeat the monster in the mines but when it fell it hit the entrance a bit too hard, making the entrance collapse on itself.
Frankie!Yuu tried to communicate with it but it was unfortunately not as sentient as they would like it so they had no choice but to defeat it instead.
“Aaaaaaah! NO! What do we do now? We can’t get the stone!”
“There’s a small hole right here but I doubt we’d fit…”
“Grim, do you think you can fit inside the hole?”
“Hah? You think I’d go in there? What if it collapsed on me?! What if the monster got up?!”
Don’t worry everyone! I’ll handle it!”
[The three turn to look at Yuu with confusion present on their face before their gaze zeroed in on Yuu’s handless arm. Cue panic.]
“AAAH! YUU! YOUR-- YOUR HAND!”
“THE MONSTER CUT YOUR HAND OFF?!”
“HUMAAAN! IT’S GOOONE!”
Yeah, Grim didn’t realize that Yuu wasn’t as human as they looked when they first met. Mostly because when they saw Yuu acting weird, they just brushed it off as a human thing.
“Wha-? I’m fine…? Why are you all acting weird? Ah, but speaking of, there’s my hand! With a magic crystal!”
Everyone turned to look at the entrance where they saw Yuu’s hand carrying a magic crystal popping out of the small hole. They then proceeded to stare as Yuu picked up their own hand and popped it back on their arm, flexing their fingers to feel for it.
Literature on Frankenstein probably exists in Twisted Wonderland.
As they were heading back to the campus, the three probably fire question after question at Yuu.
“Are you, like, Frankenstein or something?”
“Don’t be silly, Ace!”
“Hey! It’s a perfectly valid question!”
“Frankenstein’s my great grandfather!”
“…Wait, he exists?”
So, yeah, the fight with the overblots may be a bit less hard of a battle.
Mostly because when Frankie!Yuu gets too emotive, they tend to shock the people around them, in a literal sense. As well as technology.
Now I’m wondering how the fight between Idia and Frankie!Yuu would turn out.
Yuu sometimes lightly shocks Grim but only when he acts out of line, not in a way that it’d seriously hurt him, though.
Speaking of overblot, Frankie!Yuu probably doesn’t find it scary. Worrying? Yes, because their friends were getting hurt. Scary? Not really.
They literally live in a world where being a monster and scary was considered normal.
Why do you think they treat and respect Grim as a normal, sentient being rather than a pet?
Grim had stars in his eyes when he heard that Yuu was going to a school were monsters were allowed, it was the norm even, back in their world.
He probably wanted to go there too because, uh, excuse me? A school for monsters? Sign him up, please!
Frankie!Yuu wondering why Lilia reminds them of someone and only realizes it when they see him hanging upside down from the ceiling.
“Ah, so that’s who you remind me of!”
“Hm? I remind you of someone?”
“Yeah, my friend back home! She’s a vampire and has pink streaks in her hair just like you!”
“Oh? Really?”
“Yeah! She’s a vegetarian and faints at the sight of blood.”
“…A vampire… who faints at the sight of blood…”
“Well, she wasn’t originally born a vampire. By the way, are you a vampire?”
Imagine telling Malleus that gargoyle people exists in Yuu’s world.
He immediately holds on to Yuu’s shoulders with a very serious look on his face and says,,,
“Child of Inhuman, we must find a way back to your world.”
He takes over the job Crowley was supposed to be doing.
Frankie!Yuu showing their coffin-styled phone to Cater and he whistles appreciatively as he observes it. “You really commit to your aesthetics. Can I have this?”
He probably likes taking pictures with Yuu, especially when he can see their heterochromia eyes because it's shiny.
Yuu being effortlessly fashionable. Pomefiore’s taking notes from afar.
Rook complimenting Yuu every time they meet and making Yuu spark cause they aren’t used to people excessively complimenting them, which only makes Rook comment on how their spark makes them look more magnifique.
Someone get Rook away from Yuu before they accidentally shock the people around them.
Imagine visiting Ramshackle one day, wanting to hang out with Yuu and when the door opens, you see an obviously non-human humanoid thing greeting you instead of Yuu. A rag doll humanoid with button eyes, patchwork skin, and a stitched-on smile.
“Ace! Deuce! Is that you- Hm? That’s odd. I swear I heard them just moments ago.“
“See? I told you! That rag doll’s scary!”
“Oh hush now, Grim. It’s alright, my dear creation, you’re perfect the way you are.”
Grim still has the video of Frankie!Yuu laughing uncontrollably with lightning flashing from the huge window behind them as they screamed, “It’s alive!”, while the humanoid figure on the table in front of them covered in white cloth slowly sat up.
Wait, imagine Ruggie approaching Yuu and asking them if they can make him a simulacrum who can help him with work.
Wait… Yuu and Ortho meeting!
Though, Idia would probably a wee bit protective since Yuu often discharged sparks whenever they become too excited.
Meeting another person who was artificially created in another world would definitely make them very happy and with Frankie!Yuu’s interest in scientific things (being the child of their parents, after all), they’d probably have a lot of questions for both Idia and Ortho.
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what happened the first time Wes tried to crack open the Danny is Phantom conspiracy did he like, confront Danny first or was it all behind his back like, maybe hoping ground zero would be lost among the gossip and that Danny wouldn't find out who spilled the beans once everyone knew
I mean it obviously wouldn't work because nobody believed him and the gossip didn't take off very far beyond a few people talking about Wes being kinda weird
I should absolutely write a fic about this.
I am absolutely going to write a fic about this.
I AM RIGHT NOW GOING TO WRITE A FIC ABOUT THIS.
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"Hey Fenton! Fenton!!" Dash came bounding over and threw a meaty arm around his shoulder.
"Jesus Dash! What?!" Danny buckled under the weight (pretended to anyway) as Dash gave him a surprisingly lighthearted punch on the arm.
"You haven't heard?! Wes has this total batshit insane theory, it's hilarious!"
Dash was in a genuine giggle-fit, Danny didn't think he'd ever seen him this merry, he was also starting to suspect he was going to leave this conversation being the butt of the joke somehow. Wait-
"Wes? Who the heck is Wes?" Danny asked, it wasn't like he knew everyone in school, like Dash seemed to.
"He's on the basketball team, you know, tall guy, red hair, threw a sick move at least month's game! You know, WES!"
"I didn't watch that game."
"Oh," said Dash, flatly, "Oh yeah, almost forgot you're a total nerd. Anyway, like I was saying!"
Dash grabbed Danny by the shoulders and nearly lifted him off the floor.
"Wes thinks," he could barely speak through his giggling, he even snorted a few times, "Wes thinks your secretly PHANTOM."
Dash dropped Danny back down as he doubled over laughing.
"Could you imagine?! You! You're not even DEAD!" Dash honest to god slapped his knee in mirth.
Danny went through an incredibly swift array of emotions in the span of about five seconds.
The first was fear, clear and bracing, then came confusion, how did he know? Had he seen something? Then there was hope, Dash didn't believe it, and if DASH didn't believe it, maybe nobody else believed it either. Then relief, he could roll with this, he could TOTALLY roll with this! Dash was right! It was absurd, it was ridiculous, it was hilarious, him being Phantom? What utter nonsense!
Sam and Tucker had been standing by his side at a Dash-safe distance, looking absolutely horrified. Sam looked ready to jump in and lay down a swift defence, but Danny gave a quick little low wave for her to stand down. He got this.
"Oh my god SERIOUSLY?" Danny busted out a slightly hysterical laugh, okay so he wasn't completely over the initial terrified anxiety.
"How could I- I mean what- WHY does he think I'M Phantom?! I mean how does that even work I don't-"
Dash clapped him on the shoulder, this was probably the most contact he'd ever had with him without being physically assaulted.
"I know right?! Like apparently he thinks you look alike? And he's all like 'But I've seen his eyes glow green' and 'they're never in the same roo-hoo-hoom." Dash wheezed and started hacking and coughing.
Danny carefully constructed a look of offence.
"Hey I mean, it's not THAT funny. Why couldn't I be Phantom! I know how to use a Fenton Thermos! Look I even HAVE one right-" he torn open his backpack and pulled one out, making sure to fumble it in a terrific display of fuck-uppery and drop it noisily on the cafeteria floor, he dropped to his knees trying to grab it but knocked it under a table.
A few girls standing nearby who'd been listening in started tittering, one of the guys sitting at the table snorted milk through his nose and Dash was just about on the floor in hysterics.
Even Sam and Tucker covered their mouths in an attempt to look like they were holding in laughter. Tucker muttered to Sam, just loud enough for people around to hear.
"I mean, he's our friend and we love him, but god that was painful to watch. He knows he's terrible at ghost hunting! He's got like, nothing but thumbs."
Danny climbed under the table, grabbed at the thermos and lifted it up as he crawled back out.
"See! See! I have a thermos! I could TOTALLY be Phantom!"
Sam walked over and placed a gentle hand on his shoulder. "It's okay bud, I think you'd be a great Phantom." her voice was thick with her usual sarcasm, soaked in pity though it were.
Danny's ears burned in embarrassment, he might have been humiliating himself on purpose, but it was still humiliating, watching everyone laugh at him for being so weak and incompetent. He was grateful to his friends for pushing through their discomfort and keeping up the act, it was still painful, but it came with a wash of pure unadulterated relief.
Nobody believed this Wes guy, nobody thought it could be even remotely possible. People would talk about it for a little while, have a laugh, maybe there would be a few memes and in-jokes, but eventually it would drop off. People would forget all about it and it would be just another notch on the gossip mill belt.
Even if someone DID believe it, they could never admit it for fear of vicious ridicule, for once in his life peer pressure was his friend.
And then Wes walked in.
Once Danny saw him he realised that he did recognise Wes, he'd seen him hanging around Kwan a few times, and chatting with Star, he was also in Danny's english class. That was about as familiar as he got with the guy, they'd never spoken a word to each other.
Wes had a terrifying expression of seething fury ripping across his face. He was glaring at Dash.
"It's NOT. FUNNY."
Dash was completely unable to stand, it was honestly overkill, Danny almost thought he was hamming it up on purpose, but maybe not, his face was turning an alarming shade of red after all.
"Wes don-" Dash gasped. "Don't do this to me man, I can't brea-" Dash was gasping for air, trying desperately to hold down the giggles.
Danny could almost see steam rising as Wes seethed. Then suddenly that furious stare was shooting daggers straight at him. Danny shrank into himself, looking as small and helpless as he possibly could.
"Uh hey Wes, um, I've heard the news." he joked tacking on a nervous laugh for emphasis. "Uh, soooo," he tossed the thermos from hand to hand, nearly dropping it again. "Is this like, just a joke or do you really-?"
Dash continued to wheeze, Kwan was holding him up by the arm, muttering about getting some water to cool off.
Wes strode over until he and Danny were face to face, he was taller by a good couple inches, even more so with Danny making a conscious effort to appear small.
Wes jabbed a sharp finger into his collarbone.
"Don't think I'm fooled by this pathetic act you've got going on, I am ONTO you, Phantom." he spat.
Danny glanced sidelong at the table beside him, silently begging for assistance, they only watched in silence, strained faces trying not to laugh. A glance the other way to his friends, they simply shrugged.
"Um, okaaay," Danny started backing away slowly. "Uh look Wes I am honestly really flattered but, do we really look that alike?" Danny ran a hand through his hair and then pointed up at Wes. "I mean we BOTH kinda have Phantom's haircut."
Sam deadpanned from the sidelines, "Maybe they're BOTH Phantom."
"We should start marketing that haircut." Tucker muttered to himself, tapping something on his tablet. "We could make a fortune, are you any good at hairdressing?"
Sam shot him a look of disgust and did not dignify the question with a response.
"Don't play dumb you two," said Wes, flipping his focus, "You're definitely in on this!"
The entire cafeteria was awash with giggles by this point. Just about everyone had heard about Wes' theory, but were mostly convinced it was some kinda joke. Now? Now they knew Wes was straight up fucking delusional.
He glanced around as people laughed, at him. At HIM.
"It's not funny!" he yelled over the crowed, the tittering increased in volume. Someone across the room yelled-
"Hey if I get the haircut, can I be Phantom too?"
One of the goths stood up on her seat.
"I've GOT the haircut! Mom says it's MY TURN to be the Phantom!"
There was a fresh round of mirthful laughter, some kids wheezing as hard as Dash had been. Another few kids piped up above the cacophony, throwing jokes of their own.
"I've got a soup thermos so I'm Phantom now, sorry sweaty I don't make the rules."
"If I wear a Phantom shirt does that make me Phantom ALL the time or am I only Phantom when I'm wearing it?"
"I have an ass, Phantom has an ass. Conclusion: I am Phantom's ass."
"Tag yourself I'm the thermos."
"DO THE BUTTS MATCH?"
Wes had been trying to scream over the din, infuriated, desperate to find SOMEONE who would listen.
Danny gave him a pat on the back.
"Hey, if it makes you feel any better, The Guys in White once hunted some guy down because he had white hair, if a government agency can fuck that up then-"
Wes slugged him.
It wasn't a particularly solid punch like Dash's hits, it was quick and precise, Was wasn't a brawny guy, but he was lean and fast and had good aim.
Danny whuffed out a heavy breath as Wes' fist collided with his sternum and he collapsed to the floor.
Everyone in the cafeteria lost their shit, a few people screamed and one table of football jocks all stood up chanting, "FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT."
Tucker ran over to him as Sam stepped up and without hesitation slammed a fist straight into Wes' nose.
The footballers lost their minds, one of the goths stood up on their table screaming "REPRESEEENT!!"
Wes backed up immediately, crying out from the sharp pain blossoming across his face, he'd never been hit before and couldn't pull his thoughts together quick enough to throw a punch back at her, so he was taken by surprise once again as Sam placed a solid roundhouse kick to his stomach.
He had certainly not been expecting that kind of brute strength from her, she had incapacitated him swiftly and effectively, barely having broken a sweat.
One of his teammates hollered over the crowd and came barrelling down on the goth, she dodged without batting an eye and darted nimbly out of the way, giving the guy a quick kick in the pants to throw him off balance as she rocketed for the cafeteria door.
As Wes took a deep breath through his mouth, his nose dripping blood, he realised that Danny and Tucker were gone. The fight had lasted only seconds but Sam had run distraction well enough for the boys to take off without anyone noticing, a glance around showed Tucker supporting Danny about to exit through the cafeteria doors.
The doors opened to an out of breath Mr Lancer on the other side.
"'The Light Fantastic!' WHAT is going on here?!"
Oh they were all so fucked.
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