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fattuccini-afraido · 6 months
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Damian: When I was 7, I had a crush on a girl in my class and I didn't know how to deal with it, so I just wrote her a letter that just said "get out of my school."
Anya: THAT WAS YOU?
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little-laurance · 3 months
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Being a multishipper in the Aphmau fandom is crazy. Give me one post off-handedly mentioning the idea of a ship and I will fall in love with the potential
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agathazinha2009 · 2 months
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I FEEL STORY COMING
This is so a talk before a big explaination flashback
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unpopularvivian · 3 months
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Incorrect Ttte Quotes 96:
Toby, holding a baby: Awww, that's a beautiful girl! What's her name?
Mother: Fabreeze.
Toby: .....You're kidding right? Fabreeze?
Mother: Yes, Fabreeze.
Toby: .....Everybody is going to be making fun of your-
Toby, to the baby: *Sighs* May Lady bless you with a good life....
*A few hours later*
Toby, holding a baby boy: So, what's his name?
Father: 450 Oven.
Toby: I- No, no....No, I'm not approving that name....
Mother 2: Come on, it's our baby!
Toby: *Shakes his head and backs away*
*5 hours later*
Toby: So, what's her name?
Mother 3: The Light That Shines Bright.
Toby: *Shocked* I-Uh-What- *Gives the baby back to the mother and starts walking away in frustration*
Mother 3: What-Where you're going?!?!?
Toby: THE LIGHT THAT SHINES BRIGHT!?!??!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE-
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hiraya-rawr · 1 year
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WAIT OMG! How would Diluc react to Lucas wanting to be a knight???
for family agenda
i think lucas would be the type to keep it a secret for a really long time, even as a young child. he admires the knights not only because he loves his uncle kaeya, but mostly because he heard of the stories of his dad being "the youngest ever prodigy captain" and that just amazes him. when lucas finally finds out the truth on why diluc quit the knights, he becomes even more secretive until...
well, until diluc finds out because it cant stay a secret forever. honestly, diluc would be against it at first, but if lucas starts showing his determination to join the knights then diluc would allow it.
in fact, diluc firmly starts believeing that his son is going to be the greatest knight there ever was. even greater than him, greater than all of them, and it makes him so proud.
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scary-lasagna · 3 months
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I have a Creepypasta OC who falls under both the clown trope and the technology trope. She's still in development, but I do know for sure that she would canonically ask their partner, "Would you still love me if I was a worm?". It's gonna be based on the deceit and betrayal and harm I have seen on the internet. I can't wait to see her get watered down and babygirlified. It's what they would have wanted.
All of my OCs are killing machines but I know most of them to be pretty silly to make my heart feel better after I put them through the ringer of trauma and death of the 36th time in the same week.
And honestly, including the creeps, after everything that’s happened, just deserve some TLC. Kitty, (not me, the OC), has gone through dehumanizing experiments, isolation, death of her family, psychosis, giving immoral surgeries and ultimately torture.
Does she hang victims with amputated limbs and force them to stay alive? Yes. But more importantly, is she a grumpy, sleepy medic on her off days? Also yes.
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inc0rrectmyths · 2 years
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𝗗𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿: Sweetie, Artemis and Apollo aren't your children...
𝗣𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗽𝗵𝗼𝗻𝗲: They are mine. They belong to me.
𝗗𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗲: And Ares and Athena aren't your kids dear.
𝗔𝗽𝗵𝗿𝗼𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗲: THEY ARE MY BLOOD.
𝗭𝗲𝘂𝘀: *holding the four said babies in his hands*
𝗭𝗲𝘂𝘀: As their dad, I'm ready to sign the adoption papers.
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larz-barz · 6 months
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Sleepover
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@muichinno eheheheh (could this one count as a request? i’m just gonna put it under the regular section on my master list lol)
(Featuring ZenMilo and MakiMui cause they are in 2 of our rps and i’m kinda obsessed tbh)
(dw, tanjmilo is not going away, this is an au where Zenny isn’t a perv so she actually likes him, plus he’s understanding of her feelings and stuff and it’s just rlly cute)
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Milo walked up to the door of her best friend’s house and knocked.
Maki opened it soon after and smiled. “Milo!!!”
Milo and Maki hug then the latter drags Milo into her house.
“I was just about to take something for my braces!” Maki said.
Milo remembered the pain that she felt back when she had braces (idk, i don’t feel like going in depth in braces stuff so ima just say she doesn’t need braces anymore and just wears a retainer).
They run to Maki’s room, already having planned what they’d be doing the day before.
Maki turned on the tv in her room and put on some music for them to sing along with.
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“CAUSE I’VE GOT THICK SKIN AND AN ELASTIC HEARTTT”
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“YOU’RE SO SMART A STAND UP BRO, I’LL THINK ABOUT YOUR OFFER LET YOU KNOW~”
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“OOOOOOO~ OOOOHHHH~ ALL I KNOW, ALL I KNOW~ LOVING YOU IS A LOSING GAME~”
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“AND A DUCK WALKED UP TO THE LEMONADE STAND AND HE SAID TO THE MAN RUNNING THE STAND, HEY! BUM BUM BUM! GOT ANY GRAPES?”
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“SO SHINE BRIGHT~ TONIGHT~ YOU AND I~ WE’RE BEAUTI-“ Milo’s and Maki’s amazing (like actually tho, they’re rlly good singers, i’m not joking) singing gets cut off by Maki’s mom yelling that the pizza came.
The 2 girls ran out of the room to go get some pizza.
They walked back to Maki’s room to go watch some anime while they ate their pizza.
“HANAKO!” Milo yelled, after Hanako launched Yashiro off the ledge to find the apparition’s yorishiro ( @sakurasunkiss knows the scene i’m talking about ;))
“Milo shush!! I’m trying to watch!” Maki said, annoyed at Milo.
“Sorry, sorry.” Milo muttered.
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Milo and Maki start getting drowsy around 4:30 a.m.
Milo’s phone goes off so she picks it up to check it.
“What is it?” Maki asked, leaning to look at Milo’s phone screen.
“You’re so nosy. It’s Zenny.” Milo said, giggling at Maki’s reaction to being called nosy.
“I’m not that nosy!” Maki said, pouting.
“Anyways, what’s he doing up this early? It’s 4:30 a.m on a Saturday.” Milo said, typing a response to his text. (He was asking her how she was doing btw)
“Sooo, how are things going with you and Muichiro?” Milo asked, grinning and causing Maki to blush.
“Things are going really well so far.” Maki said with a shy smile, thinking about Muichiro.
Maki’s phone started rapidly buzzing, signaling she was being called.
She checked the caller id and it said Muichiro❤️.
“Should I put it on speaker?” Maki asked, preparing to answer and Milo nodded her head, yes.
Maki answered the call and put it on speaker.
Milo pulled up ‘Careless whisper’ on her phone then started playing it.
Muichiro sighed into the phone and Maki glared at Milo.
“Is Milo there with you?” Muichiro asked.
“Yep. Kinda wishing I asked to just text.” Maki said and Milo started laughing.
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Milo left reluctantly with her mom that afternoon.
~the end~
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op3ra · 2 months
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I will never respect anyone on starex's writing team because you're telling me in all the years this show was in production hell--and after writing several other hit musicals--these men couldn't come up with anything to define the primary female characters other than "men, cigarettes, and cooking"?
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askhumanhtf · 7 months
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Giggles, what have you been up to?
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starlooove · 2 years
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Fuck the logistics of it: magic user Duke my beloved <3
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notsodailycake · 2 years
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Cake, sorry to ask this, but what would be the benefits of decommissioning Rammy for an upgrade for Freddy... ?
(Sorry Rammy)
Alright so, you're good lol, i let u send the ask. Mostly bc i haven't shared shit of what i plan to do with her in the animatronic version--
So here comes the info dump :D
I will cut off the part of how she works, since it's already well explained here, although i will state one part that wasn't stated on the post originally: her "Tent" and general area is a revamp of kids cove.
But ok, to start off, she doesn't have any features for Freddy to use, in fact, she will not be decommissioned at all
To shed some light, as much as she looks like the other Glamrocks, she was not build by Fazbear's entertainment, in fact, they dont fully own her.
Now something i realised I've only ever mentioned on my Instagram is that she was actually built by this Brasilian woman who had her own entertainment place, with her own animatronics (tho mostly for teen up audiences). The woman had taken interest on Fazbear's Entertainments, mostly cuz of her husband that had started to work there to fix some issues. And her daughter (who at the time was 10-11), also really liked the place. So she started to want to collaborate with them.
During her visit there, her daughter lost her doll that she loved dearly, although they do end up finding it, but not after a looong search. So with that the woman had the idea of an animatronic that could help find missing items, but she didn't know how the animatronic could be, or where to put her, until her daughter (who was helping in the brainstorming for ideas), came up with the idea of Rammy the Racoon. Since racoons are known in stories to like to collect treasures and be able to keep them safe. As for where to put her,,
They decided the kids cove could work, and Fazbear's entertainments agreed since they now could actually revamp the place with someone else helping pay the expenses (although that unfortunately ends Foxy's show in this au, sorry for the foxy enjoyers)
Now, to get to why she does not give upgrades to Freddy, or isn't decommissioned? Bc one, she is made in a different model then Freddy, she just looks like the same type on the outside. So even if she had a feature he could use, it could not be implemented on him. And two, since she is a different model, and system, she wasn't affected by the virus, in fact since her code was separate from Fazbear's, mostly monitored by folks from her main creator's business, she was quite the obstacle for Vanny
Not only that, but she was made by a mother with big values of protecting children, so Rammy is way more protective then the other animatronics, making kidnapping and killing more hard
So she was thrown out. More or less. You see Vanessa and her kinda had a bond, with her being so caring to Vanessa even of it wasn't part of the protocol to do so, so when given the task to get rid of her, Vanessa just turned her off and hid her somewhere no one would find her
This was about a year before Gregory had come into the picture. Since Rammy was a unique model, they had to either wait till a new one was built, or find her. And the company not wanting to waste more money, opted to try and "find her", so her area was left vacant for a while
How does she join the game? Well during Greg's run into the plex, he actually can come across her and be able to turn her back on. After having her charge a bit while completing some other tasks, she will be by your side. She can help you find lost items, and a feature i would add would be to have you lose an item when seen by the bots, and Rammy would be there to collect it for you
She would also be of help to distract the other animatronics while you sneak around, when Freddy is out of use
Unfortunately, she is quite rusty, being left forgotten for about a year, so you wouldn't be able to use her as often. But she could be of help by the ending as she is not affected by the virus like Freddy is
Now, there is still some stuff I'm working on lore wise, and game wise. But that's the gist of it so far
Hope it helps
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team naruto means so much to me
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vsyrworld · 1 year
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on progress making charles miserable
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kittarts · 8 months
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rustandruin · 11 months
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the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays
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