#in case anyone wants to block it ;)

[noa-ciharu]

I'm sorry guys I can't answer any asks rn I'm wasted but I sure can start my annual March X reread and shitpost while drunk

#X drunkpost will be my tag #in case anyone wants to block it

[bibeetle]

My new child that hates me

#I’m tagging all this as #dental stuff tag #in case anyone wants to block it #anyways it keeps stabbing me so I might have to get it readjusted next week ughh

[lesbicosmos]

MY FAVOURITE SCENE FROM THE ENTIRETY OF THE HEARTSTOPPER COMICS IS NOT ONLY IN S2 BUT ITS IN THE FUCKING TRAILER IM FREAKING OUT ITS PERFECT AAAAAA

#idk why its my favourite but it just is #other thoughts about the trailer include AAAAAAA DHSBDGSGFBSBDG and OMGAAAAABDJDKSBFHSH #i actually cannot wait #heartstopper #heartstopper s2 #heartstopper s2 spoilers #<< just in case anyone wants to block the tag bc i will be screaming about it as soon as it releases #nick and charlie #taradarcy

[part-time-pixie]

more winx!marinette 🤍

#au: winx #ml winx au #miraculous ladybug au #miraculous ladybug #miraculous #miraculous fanart #miraculous marinette #marinette dupain cheng #this recent art block kicked my butt but I'm trying again ;v; #later today I will post a link to my discord server in case anyone wants to chat and share art with me!! #🌸

[hrokkall]

You do not need to smile.

#Inscryption #Inscryption spoilers #Inscryption fanart #Leshy #Leshy Inscryption #Hrokkall art #I'll be real I don't know what the hell style this is. I'm trying to branch out in terms of coloring; don't know if this succeeded #Just wanted to try more ''wavy'' color blocking for once #(I know the binary in the BG is barely visible; it's the same binary from the ''glitched'' card in Act 1. Just in case anyone is curious) #(I don't know if it'll even be visible with Tumblr's image compression but who knows. It's there just trust me)

[hatsunemiku-official]

( hi just a quick heads up - im not really adding people to the vocaloid-official masterpost anymore. its gotten really overwhelming to keep up with so. if you’ve asked me to add you and I haven’t done it it’s not personal it’s just kind of become A Lot so im gonna stop doing it I think. the current masterlist will stay up though!

also sorry for no funny posts in a while. ive been really busy with school and also not really in a good headspace to be cooking up Funney Jokes. im still alive and cool just busy with other stuff )

#( not a big fan of making mod posts but just thought I should clear some stuff up :] ) #( im an artist outside of being an internet funnymiku so ive been busy with both art school and just some other projects ) #( trying to learn how to make rom hacks. trying to reboot an ask blog. the usual. ) #( anyways! thanks for reading and enjoying miku :] ) #( I don’t think I have a mod post tag since I don’t like doing them but I should probably make one in case anyone wants to like. #block it or smthn ) #administrative access #<- how’s that

[llamagoddessofficial]

Happy birthday! 🎂

EATS THEM

#THANK YOUUU #my god they are so bitesized #SKULL GET AWAY FROM THAT STROBBERY. THATS TOO MUCH SUGAR #birthday posts #<- tagging in case anyone wants to block these from their dash

[semi-sketchy]

I know this is beating a dead horse at this point, but I just started thinking about this the other day and...

How many people that were previously enemies has Sonic ACTUALLY befriended?

Like my knowledge of some old games and the handhelds ain't great, but...

There was Knuckles, who I think is the only one in the classic era.

He never really befriended Gamma in SA1, just left him to Amy.

Also he didn't befriend Chaos, just beat the anger out of him.

The next one was Shadow in SA2, although they're still kinda rivals?

I don't think Rouge counts in SA2 since she wasn't really an enemy of Sonic specifically, even in Heroes it's really Sonic and Shadow that start the fight.

Gemerl is a robot who was reprogrammed to be friendly, I wouldn't count that as "befriending someone".

Him and Jet are rivals in every Riders game, this never changes.

Blaze in Rush is someone that fought him and they became friends, so it's clear cut, she counts.

Silver in '06 does as well.

Do we count Shade from Chronicles? I think she had a boss fight. I know very little about that game but it's not canon, right?

Merlina is kinda a grey area? Like they were friends, he stopped her evil plans and was still nice to her. I don't know if in context that meets the criteria.

On top of that I don't think the Knights of the Round Table count. Sonic is there to take the swords and they work together at the end. I don't think there's any hard feelings, but don't know if this counts as "friends".

Sage could be the next example, but she's still loyal to Eggman. I don't think what they briefly shared was friendship as much as Sage wanting to save Eggman.

I haven't played Superstars but Trip doesn't even have a bossfight, does she? I don't think she counts.

Not looking at the method, just purely if they became friends down the line. Out of all of those, there's 4 total (if you count Shadow, which I do) with 1 it's complicated and 1 non-canon. That's very few when you consider how large the game cast is.

An overwhelming majority of his friends weren't ever hostile with him to begin with, like the Chaotix, Amy, Tails, Cream, Emerl, Big, ect. There's plenty of other cast members that are still have him on their shit list, like Eggman, Infinite (if he's alive), Fang, Metal, Eggman Nega, the Deadly Six...

Now I'm starting to wonder where this idea of it being a frequent even came from.

#i still don't read the comic anymore but it's kinda hard to not see anything about it in the sonic fandom #anyways yeah that's my ramblings on the subject #a weird aspect to latch onto when it's only happened a few times #and the last definitive one was 18 years ago #and again not looking too hard at the context of those situations in this post i already know the comic misrepresents them #because aside from blaze sonic never instigated those friendships #he's a go with the flow kinda guy so he'll match your energy #you come at him aggressive and he'll be aggressive back #but also if you're friendly he'll be friendly kinda thing #anti idw sonic #idw sonic #fans don't look #hopefully that covers the tag blocking list #and people properly filter because i don't want to leave the idw tag out #in case anyone is just trying to steer clear of anything idw

[svtskneecaps]

also in terms of the bolas playlist it's fascinating to me that the songs added by each person have a slight tendency to represent a consistent aspect of bolas

like

the songs added by slime are their chaos

the songs added by philza are their rebellion

the songs added by cellbit are their rage

the songs added by baghera are their anguish

it's so fucking FASCINATING TO ME but i don't know enough music theory to elaborate lmfao this is Vibes Only

(mouse's songs i can't boil down to an easy noun which is why they aren't mentioned lmao anyway they go hard asf)

(also i went on the longest fucking unhinged elaboration in the tags lmfao i almost didn't have enough tags left to tag "long tags" at the end

(i could have even gone on longer in terms of where their characters were at entering purgatory [philza: cage for a cage; cellbit: fed worker murders; baghera: her past as a federation experiment; slime: turning into a code because of the code pretending to be his daughter] but i ran out of space and also time it's 4AM AAAAA)

#qsmp #qsmp purgatory #this is a sweeping generalization btw esp for baghera's she added a WIDE variety of music #qsmp bolas #sorry i forgot that tag existed lmao #i will elaborate slightly: #slime added: find your flame; gas gas gas extended; waltz of the meatball man; foghorn sound effect #philza added: b.y.o.b.; throne; the melting point of wax #cellbit added: hayloft II; brazilian dança phonk (which roier literally played during purg while beating the shit out of bbh lmao) #baghera added: can you feel my heart; still waiting; and coincidentally she added 'it's been so long' (the fnaf song lol) #TO BE CLEAR THESE ARE GENERALIZATIONS #baghera also added the government knows [REBELLION] and oops [CHAOS] #philza added given up [ANGUISH] #cellbit added zombie [ANGUISH] and tokyo drift [CHAOS] #slime added as above so below [ANGUISH] #it's not a perfect category; ESPECIALLY for baghera's songs i want to make that so clear in these tags #HOWEVER. it is interesting. #anyway i went after lyrics for these examples but just generally when going through the playlist the first time #i kind of learned that like. #music to murder to was probably cellbit; punk millenial music was probably philza #the wackiest shit was probably slime (was shocked to find out tokyo drift was a cellbit song for this reason lmao) #baghera's i usually could only pin down bc it didn't sound like anyone else's #and mouse's added songs i could not describe the vibe if you threatened me for it but it has one #i guess the closest vibe is 'a college radio station run by anime fans' and even then it's not that close #it kinda excludes songs like the b//ad bun//ny songs #unless college anime fans are also fans of them in which case great! #IDK IT'S 4 AM I WAS JUST MAKING MYSELF SAD ABOUT TILIN I NEED TO GO TO SLEEP #shut up vic #block game brainrot #long tags

[blamemma]

miss blamemma, please could you detail what you think happened between michael and daniel for the rest of us that are obsessed with the drama?!

i truly wish i could just upload the voicenotes i've sent to the besties today about this because that would be SO much easier but ok here we go....

i don't think there is one cataclysmic event that led them to fall out, i think it's an amalgamation of a couple of things.

privacy and money; michael loves popularity, loves money, loves business, loves social media, montesises his drivers (he's doing that now with his reels of yuki as well). there has to come a point, for me, where that crosses the boundaries of your role as a trainer. as a trainer, you have to be there for your driver, your driver is your number one priority. if that driver no longer feels they can trust you, then you are not doing your job. michael going on multiple podcasts and dropping tidbits about daniel's life and training and difficulties here and there is not a good look, and i think of the most telling is that testosterone article. michael worked with daniel for the last 5 years so people are going to presume that it is about daniel and on the back of that i saw multiple articles that were headlined something along the fucked up lines of "daniel ricciardo's trainer reveals he broke sex ban with hot young girlfriend heidi berger" (here & here and there are definitely more examples!) and daniel is a relatively private guy about his relationship so having that blasted everywhere cause ur ex-trainer talked about male hormones?? and then yeah u have that podcast thing today....

i have no proof, but i truly believe that michael wanted daniel to take the haas or williams seat so that he (michael) could stay in f1 because again, being in this prestigious sports gets him followers and engagement = money. therefore, when daniel went to him for advice michael may not have been open and willing to daniel's idea of a sabbatical, because it didn't really mean employment for michael (to caveat here, not having job security is a very daunting thing, and i am not saying michael is wrong for worrying about this, however, michael is paid and contracted by daniel and i dont think daniel would have been paying him a cheap wage these past 5 years)

i think daniel has had the time to step away from mclaren, process what happened there, enter red bull again and see how they manage their drivers, move to alpha tauri and see how they manage and speak about their drivers and then truly assess and process the year that last year was. whether you believe michael was foundational in daniel's issues last year or not, he was in control of his diet and exercise regime and his general health and we can all clearly see that deteriorated over the mclaren period and it may be daniel has now stepped away, assessed, talked to some fellow drivers like max (who then stuck up for him in that press conference when michael was brought up, hence why i think he spoke to max about) and how they get on with their trainers and thought hmmmm michael wasn't like that

other factors include michael being very close and friendly with mclaren engineers and social media people (again, valid, you want to get on with the people you work with, but again, your priority should be daniel especially in a tumultuous team like that!) & michael constantly saying he wanted to bigger than daniel, even to the point he started training his neck so that he could say he had a bigger neck than daniel....weird behaviour when you're meant to be motivating ur driver, not ultimately trying to beat them when they're already down in the dumps???

this is genuinely all conjecture and theories and i have no evidence for any of the shit i am spouting here but i am just going on the info we have and the things we have seen and trying to connect dots....

#anon #asks #dr #michael italiano #<- purely incase anyone is bored of this chat and wants to block the tag for a bit sorry!! #actually know mi makes more sense so im not clogging the tag in case people follow the tag (lol)

[laora-ryn]

Hello everyone, sorry for disappearing from Tumblr for a month (it's happened before and it'll probably happen again) but I finally broke my two-year streak of Not Writing!!!

I wrote 9000 words of a Magnus-verse crossover between Archives and Protocol that I'm very proud of actually!!! (And posted it like, two minutes before episode 8 dropped, so it still counts lol)

Spoilers through MAG200 and TMAGP 7 !!

“We fell through a crack within the fabric of our universe, and landed here in yours—”

His companion groans. “Oh, don’t start with this again. It’s time travel—”

“—I’m sorry I’m ’pedantically splitting hairs about the very nature of our existence in this universe,’ Martin, but if I—”

Sam blinks, hard, as something trips that sense of deja vu again. The way he said that, even more stuffy and academic than before, sounds incredibly familiar in a way that’s almost within his grasp.

“Wait a second,” Alice says abruptly, her voice pitching up. The strangers pause their bickering, turning to frown at her as a huge grin spreads across her face. “Are you Chester?”

—

Martin cuts the tether; two strangers appear out of nowhere in the OIAR break room.

I'm proud of myself for writing it and y'all should be proud of me too!!!!!

(also, I am SO sorry to everyone who follows me for Gundam, I promise I'll get back to the Dylandys eventually, but Jon Sims is my entire life now)

#mine #the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #samama khalid #alice dyer #tma #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #not really actually. i thought of this and wrote this before ep 8 came out #but just in case anyone wants to block anything from protocol

[butchladymaria]

#bloodborne #not exaggerating when i say that even wearing PANTS was seen as an exclusively masc thing btw #there are Multiple cases of women literally PASSING AS DUDES by wearing pants. IN THE ARMY NO LESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #this one lady who wore pants to farm was seen so outlandish it warranted public backlash #women were arrested for wearing pants and button-down shirts as recently as THE SIXTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #i could go more into maria's outfit as a whole but the pants ALONE make her canonically masc By Definition in the historical context :) #if ur abt to be fucking stupid on this post im Just going to block u btw #having said that if anyone DOES have normal responses or questions i really love history and i have a lot of resources #comment/reblog/inbox/dm are all fair game <333 #in case anyone was curious what my inbox looked like after making that post #most of these are direct quotes :) its just silly to me #like holy [citation needed] #if u want to know more!!!! #i love her so much and im really tired of (overwhelmingly cis) people literally being so insecure in their own gender #that they just start reinventing gender roles in my inbox!!!!! #and everywhere else they can get their hands on #i think some of yall need to realize that uhhhhhhh #butch lesbians seeing maria as a butch lesbian is not fucking '''''''tokenism'''''''''''' or whatever #that is Literally Not What That Word Means #but it may be worth examining why you are so upset by it? #or barring that........have some genuine curiosity about the history of gender.......because its really cool to research imo

[moviestarmartini]

since a lot of vini discourse has been going on i’m appalled at the amount of people still excusing the racist insults???

yes, he is whiny. yes, he is provoking. and yet that has nothing to do with his race. nothing can ever justify anyone, no matter the club or country getting that treatment. it also doesn’t justify him getting racist chants at games he’s not even there to do said provoking and whining !!!!!

you can hate real madrid all you want but it says more about you and who you are as a person that you’re willing to excuse racism only because you don’t like him nor the club. grow up.

#‘he needs to realize they don’t like him because hes black’ yet he’s still facing racism on matches he’s not even there??? #big psa in case it wasn’t obvious enough that i don’t tolerate that attitude #if ANYONE doesn’t agree to the quintessential part of this essay block me. #i don’t want you nor your racism on my space #real madrid #☆ミ ☆彡 — football #vinicius jr #vini jr #brazil nt

[a-cakehound-or-critter-a-day]

1/19/2024 to those who loved the cake hound in the last post! they love you too! :D

#{❤️Critters.exe💗} #<- block this tag if you dont want to see these! #{❤️Critters.png💗} #{❤️2024 Art💗} #{❤️Cakes💗} #cake hounds #cookie run kingdom #cookie run #how does one draw cake hound heart hands [paws]? I dont know but this is my attempt xD #I hope anyone reading these tags remembers to do something nice for themselves today! #its what the cake hound would want cause they love you! #oh! also link is to the post in question- just in case!

[domesticadventures]

i've forgotten more than i've remembered of animorphs since originally reading it but nonetheless found myself surprised that i remembered absolutely nothing of book # 3. like. tobias fully realizes for the first time how absolutely trapped he is as a hawk and decides the best course of action is to dive into the side of a building at 80 miles an hour, and the only reason he doesn't succeed because of his friends' quick thinking and pure dumb luck. and then later in that same book all his friends are about to be captured by the yeerks and before he enacts his insane plan that he believes will get them all killed, because rachel tells him this is what she would prefer, he's like oh shit i never told rachel that i love her and she stops him like it's okay. i already know. and i read all of this for the first time when i was like. 8

#foundational texts #also gonna start actually tagging these properly in case anyone wants to block the tag: #animorphs

[aaronwhorechner]

the body language here makes me want to *clears throat, yodels*

#its delusional time babeyyy #hes slightly turned away from her closing her off a little bit and she's turned into him but still closing herself off from him #he doesnt want to give in and shes giving in but doesnt necessarily want to #or if youre sane “theyre just sitting next to each other talking about the case” in which case i say hell yeah brother youre so right #anyway. ill be running around my block yodeling if anyone needs me #cm rewatch #cm 4x06 #**