#imagine being like 8

[retquits]

1.6 is coming—see you march 19th!!! 🥹🌱

#stardew valley #can you imagine pouring blood sweat & tears into a game #releasing it for like $15 #and then working for 8 more years to add more content without asking for a cent more #for what could have easily been several dlc packs #i love you stardew valley i love you concernedape i love you indie games thank you for being my home all these years #EDIT: added image ID in the alt!!

[prettycoolducks]

Fav father daughter duo ✨️❄️

#art #resident evil 8 #resident evil #re8 #resident evil village #i think they should've done a face reveal for Ethan in the dlc btw #i know we already know what his face looks like but i feel like story wise it would've made sense for him to be able to show his face #in the mold dimension. like. he's already dead. his things over #he has sparkle powers now he's not fucked up anymore #kind of #anyway #ethan winters #rose winters #the dlc felt a bit short but like. its a dlc. so is to be expected #i wish we got more rose content tho. i hope we do get more rose content #im excited for whatever comes next either way though #i like that they let rose be a little gross and scary like her dad. they're both sooo stupid too <3 #i also LOVE that Ethan has sparkle powers in the afterlife.or well. mold. memory. whatever #I'm just imagining all the lords in the mold being like. damn well i guess this isn't so bad. then miranda shows up #and heisenburg is like fuck! and then Ethan shows up and everyone is like fuck!! #like what do they do? kill eachother again? they're already dead #i guess miranda like. killed all the other lords kinda and used them to make the evil duke?? unless i completely misread her notes #I'm gonna go check. then I'm gonna stop typing whole paragraphs in the tags. see ya #art of duck

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt in Memes 6

Let's make it some in-world memes this time :)

#prompts #memes #meme #cryptid batman #cryptid batfam #cryptid batfamily #battinson #They somehow travel back in time & makes it everyone elses problem #They do not communicate with anyone else besides each other lol #give battinson a robin #but it's time travel and he has all of the robins at once #except Damian but they're going to grab him the moment he exists #Jason: wait does this mean I still have my all-blades #bruce is a good dad #but also so very done with his kids but in a of love and exasperation way #8 year old Dick & 5 year old Jason & 3 year old Tim showing up at the manor: B let us in it cold out here #3 year old Steph kicking down the door: Hope u missed my presence #5 year old Cass crawling in through the window: :) hello family #The kids: Wow Bruce u wear makeup that heavy that's funny lol #But can u imagine battinson with several tiny children following like ducklings #They're perfectly behaved in public but go back to being their lil shit selves when they get home #Gotham: aw the Waynes are like lil angels #Also Gotham: Oh my gosh did you SEE Robin Bite that poor person I hope they don't also turn into an undead cryptid

[twinkodium]

[CAR CRASH] [BUILDINGS FALLING] “GOOD GOD” [EXPLOSION] [BABY CRYING] "WAH" "WAA" [YELLING] “SHUT THAT DAMN BABY UP” [SIRENS] WEEE WOOO WEEE WOO [HELICOPTER AND NEWS TRUCKS] “WE’RE REPORTING LIVE FROM THE SCENE-“ [BANG] [LOUD COMMOTION] "MY LEG…MY LEG!!!"

GIGGLING KICKING MY FEET AND GRINNING LIKE AN IDIOT 😩

#f1 #oscar piastri #I have trouble breathing 😩 #he’s just so perfect…? #like is he even real? doesn’t feel like it 😮‍💨 #just my imagination when I think about the prefect man with good manners and good looks 😍 #HAIIIR MESSIER THAN EVER!! #the arms placement hello??? showing off those beauties bby 🤯🤯 #ONE THIGH… almost out of the frame but I do see it 👀👀 #I wanna **** ** just for good measure 👀👀 #his little frown as he looks up damn 🥺🥺🥺🥺 #slightly intense gaze 🤯 my knees are giving up 😮‍💨😮‍💨 #neck is fine too but not really on the appreciation now as there is so much to look at 😩😩 #also I would like to *** ** *** *** & **** *** & **** *** *** @8@3 #like no tomorrow 😩😩 #there is enough space for that I reckon #not so pg stuff #alsooo the black T-shirt 😩😩😩 that’s my fav 🥹 #being dramatic with the caption sorry 😂

[spacedace]

Maybe I've just missed it, but I feel like there's not enough discussion on Catholic Jason Todd and his feelings on being seemingly resurrected by God Jeesie-Chreesie style.

Like, we as the readers know that it was a reality bending punch from Superboy Prime that brought Jason back, but in canon no one has any explanation at all for how that happened.

The Lazarus Pit fixed him, but he was already alive (just in super bad shape) to be fixed. He woke up in his own coffin and had to claw out of his own grave and no one in-universe can explain how or why it happened.

And that alone would fuck someone up, but add in Catholic Guilt (TM) and references to the resurrection floating around every Easter and Jason's gotta wonder at least a little bit if the Big G brought him back and if so has to absolutely agonize over what he's done with his big second chance.

I just wanna read 100k words of Jason's complicated feelings on his death, rebirth (resurrection?), Red Hood, God, Bruce and what it all means, if anyone's got any recs please share them I'm begging 😭

#jason todd #batman #dc batman #red hood #catholic jason todd #catholic!jason #the catholic guilt had to be eating him alive even before he died #on account of it being catholic guilt and all #but AFTER he died??? man has to be at Mass four times a week and at Confession daily #the poor priest (who got the job after the last one got eh...*retired* by Red Hood for reasons you can imagine) has to be like #absolutely shaking in the confessional booth and questioning everything as THE Red Hood tells him about his many sins #like Father O'Malley just wanted to serve god and his community and now he knows all the Bats identites and has to grapple with #the idea that Jason “8 heads in a duffle bag” Todd qualifies as a miracle and possible might be up for sainthood

[caitlynmeow]

As much as Donna loves her she can be stern when needed and it always works on this wild child.

#house dimitrescu #cassandra dimitrescu #resident evil village #daniela dimitrescu #bela dimitrescu #alcina dimitrescu #resident lover #donna beneviento #resident evil 8 #re8 #headcanon #cass being scared of her soft spoken auntie will never fail to amuse me #bc donna does have a scary side not even this daredevil is ready to face #she'd rather be in her auntie's good graces instead of facing her wrath #imagine donna calling your full name like this #good thing cass is smart and she knows when to back down from her bullshit

[yore-donatsu]

An ordinary day for an ordinary little girl

(Theo the monkey boy is the @doodlesdreaming's OC)

#Crossover #Dead Cells #DC the King #King Conrard #My Headcanon #OC #original characters #Tetra #Theo the monkey boy #artist on tumblr #A Castaigne's rapid appearance #I can imagine him being a proud person #believing himself to be better than others but a coward when it really counts (like Gilderoy Lockhart if you want a better comparison) #Not so egotistica - as he sometimes tries to do the right thingl #as he sometimes tries to do the right thing #Let's move on to Tetra - the sweetest girl in the world #She'll kiss anyone she likes. For people she doesn't know and/or doesn't like - she'll be very polite #giving a more classic greeting (a bow) with a big smile #She's always barefoot. Much to the displeasure of her parent Hyde #And why is her hair done up in the front and not in the back ? #Hyde tried to discipline her hair but it's so long to style that they finally gave up #Tetra doesn't care about her hair. She finds them even more beautiful and atypical like this #She's an 8 - 10 year old and it bothers her too when it takes a long time to do her hair #Conrard - seeing the little girl's kindness - wanted to adopt her BUT Hyde wasn't for it #(imagine a “fight” between “daddies” and her watching the showwaiting for it to calm down) #She could so easily have been the daughter he never had and never will have... AH ! Oops ! Spoiler ! >P #I'll leave you with this information (I'll have to draw this one day !)

[colliholly]

how tall would you say chip is? is there a generally accepted or canon height for him?

It's not super clear canon-wise, though apparently there's this one NPC, Elvis Purrsley, from Clash who's canonically 5'2" or something. Which would make Chip like... uh...

Around fifteen feet tall???

I think the Toons are the ones on the smaller side tbh, this old Toontown Online Cogs height chart makes more sense to me. Chip is nearly the same height as a Big Cheese so that would place him at around nine feet

Edit: I have been informed Elvis is a tall cat toon... which does make a little more sense, 15 feet is too generous. BUT STILL... have you seen Pacesetter's weirdly enormous lava lamps or the massive chairs in OCLO. Toons are tiny

#9' or 15' he's still big #also graham is guy-sized. im sorry I CANNOT imagine him as being like 8-9 feet tall #graham is like a 5'9" dude #toontown #chip revvington #chainsaw consultant #ask #headcanon stuff

[non4ry]

throwback to this au I made pre SOR which was basically just an re9 plot concept of rosemary protag seeking to avenge ethan and discover herself while also being shadowed by eveline. they do normal sister shit like go to the mall and try to kill each other

#resident evil #eveline baker #rosemary winters #re8 #re7 #don’t ask me how / why eveline has a physical form i never figured that out i just thought the concept was fun #a lot of my ideas of eveline’s insecurity about rose were canonized in SOR but i’d rather just draw them being sisters and getting along #evie was designed to be slightly older in this au.. eveline she’s weird? but i imagined her to be like 13-14 in present day rather than like #8-10 like she was in 7/8 #also she’s like. baby goth. #* it was supposed to say eveline ages weird but she’s weird just in general too LOL

[groovebunker]

me: i'm going to continue the holiday fic trend with some nice fluff for nye

also me: how can i make this sad for my sweet angel cc babcock?

#my fic #as ever im in the business of happy endings #also i've written her a fun older dyke friend who you should imagine as being like holland taylor #fran x cc #francc #i promise wwyd ch 8 & agony aunt ch 4 are COMING #cc babcock defence squad #always and forever

[meganechan05]

"Rita, come help."

"Oi..."

Just silly HimeRita shenanigans

#If they didn't tell Yuzuki to redo the line in post then Rita's voice softened just for Himeno. Thats my headcanon #I could imagine Himeno dragging Rita around whenever possible around the 2nd half #I mean she's already dragged them around twice (first being Ep 8 with Yanma and Kaguragi) #And she's the least likely to get beaten up for it 😂 (see episode 12) #kingohger #king ohger #ohsama sentai kingohger #rita kanisuka #rita kaniska #himeno ran #hymeno ran #himerita #ritahime

[bubblegum-and-ciggarettes]

I don’t think we pay attention enough to the insane family line Percy has on Poseidon’s side.

Like Percy is basically a young version of his dad but then you have:

Other Demigods:

Sciron(pirate with gross ass feet), Theseus(kinda a dick but pretty normal in demigod terms).

Born Goddesses and Gods:

Triton, Kymopoleia- pretty normal looking. What you’d expect from a sea god.

Cyclopes(ok getting farther there):

Tyson(besides the eye would probably pass as a very large human), Polyphemus(giant cannibal Cyclopes).

Umm?? Horses I guess:

Arion(Son of Demeter and Poseidon while they were both horses. Twin of a goddess(not a horse)), and Pegasus(a Pegasus).

Monsters:

Chrysaor(son of Medusa and Poseidon, unknown what his face looks like but seems human enough), Procrustes(ugly af and sadistic), Antaeus(son of Gaea and Poseidon??? Weird af and also is a red Giant who’s a psychopath), Charybdis(a daughter of Gaea and Poseidon, is currently a giant terrifying garbage disposal in the ocean).

Fuck it why not:

Chrysomallos(aka the Golden Fleece, aka Poseidons son who was sacrificed and whose skin Percy had to steal from his other half-brother and currently resides on Half-Blood Hill. Percy’s dead brothers skin is just there cause fuck it.)

These are just the siblings of Percy who we meet(or steal). How the fuck did Poseidon manage to create the weirdest kids imaginable.

I now hope everyone can place the fact that a garbage disposal with terrifying teeth, a fast horse, and a Golden Fleece are Percy’s siblings. You’re welcome.

#pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #percy pjo #Percy jackson #pjo Arion #pjo Tyson #poseidon pjo #some of the 8 million kids Poseidon has #feel like none of his friends make fun of his scary insane siblings enough #imagine if instead of percy being a handsome copy of his dad he was just a giant ring of teeth

[incorrect-splatoon]

[Marie and callie (cocktail in hand) look at the captain interacting at the end of their date with agent 8]

Agent 8: I loved today, we did turf and got to the carnaval together, you even get me a plushie.

Captain 3: I-I liked spending time with you today, and please don't thank me for the plush.

Agent 8: But I have too ! You're such a sweetheart [kiss her cheek]

Marie and callie (from affar): JustKissHerBack-JustKissHerBack-JustKissHerBack.

[Captain 3 bonk (affectionnaly) agent 8 forehead]

Agent 8: [Chuckle] ah ah, me too 3.

Marie and Callie : [react like football supporter] NO WHY !? A kiss, just kiss her ! Oh my cod, so close to the finish line !

#I love to imagine Marie and callie being supportive toward 3 relation but like litteral team supporter #Also please give them cocktail they need break #Don't tell me Inkling and Octoling wouldn't have some feral behavior sometime #and cat behavior #splatoon #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #agent 3 #agent 8 #agent 24

[quins-makeshift-menagerie]

Any thoughts on the legends ZA teaser announcement.

Btw hope you are doing well :)

X and Y came out in my birthday in 2013. I worked all that summer to afford a 3DS, and I remember being super obsessed with Mega Mewtwo Y. It’s a game I’m pretty fond of, I believe I still have my copy too.

It’s too early to have any real opinions but I enjoyed Legends Arceus immensely so that combined with the nostalgia of X/Y’s got me pretty excited!

#one-simpleman #ask #imagine my surprise to learn people hated X/Y’s story and PLA like???? #genuine confusion #idk I had fun with both and that’s all that matters to me I suppose #but as far as how I’m doing #managing #woke up at 8:15 #went shopping from 9-10 #took a nap from 11-11:30 because the dread of existence #yknow how it is #I hate being in a constant state of ‘managing’ it’s dreadful

[turtleblogatlast]

I know this is usually an angsty au, but hear me out:

All the bros go on a mission, and they ended up in a situation where they have to go through a vent to complete it (or escape or something) and Leo in his 16 yr old body is the only one that can fit through. New level of escape artist

Love the way you think!! I think it’d be extra great if he goes through all that effort only for them all to realize he could’ve just portaled instead lmao but it lets Leo use his escape artist/ninja spy abilities so whatever he got to hum the mission impossible theme

Pushing that further, now he can fully emphasize with Mikey in regard to constantly being picked up. Hell he can now emphasize with Mikey in general, as he never considered himself small BEFORE but now that he’s stuck at 5’5/165 cm he’s like wtf…I’m a short king……

Mikey can still relate as he himself never even gets close to 6 ft/183 cm either lol

#p!l au ask #prison!leo au #I hc Mikey as stopping growing around 5’7-5’9 with 5’10 being the absolute most I’ll give him lol #Donnie gets to like 6’4-6’7 he’s a tall lad and if Leo were to grow I imagine him exactly one or two inches shorter than whatever Donnie is #Raph meanwhile is like 8 feet he is Lorge

[steelycunt]

everyone get up and make some noise for sirius' vivienne westwood two cowboys with their cocks out shirt!! we're losing our minds over here for sirius' vivienne westwood two cowboys with their cocks out shirt!!

#sorry i uhh. wrote this yesterday and just have not been able to stop thinking about it since so you guys had to see it #google vivienne westwood two cowboys shirt you know the one i mean xx the famous one from SEX xx #unironically this scene went from being kind of difficult to get through to housing my favourite paragraph ive written so far. all because #of sirius black's gay cowboy shirt. also pretentious vaggio reference because well this is remus' pov after all and i have spent #the last few weeks poring over the caravaggio art book i got for christmas i love it sooo much xx #hes done like. 8 john the baptist paintings but theres a few specific ones that really. give me the vibes im going for with sirius' arms xx #he's sooo. well maybe i get it is all im saying #this fic is just. sirius' gay little outfits and descriptions of all the different mugs remus owns and lots of flat kitchens #it is also just. remus having the worst ever time of his life emotionally physically financially and then sirius. sitting next to him #engaging in the sluttiest behaviour you could possibly imagine and having a little smoke #tonight they are in james' kitchen xx he has cooked them all a chicken jalfrezi xx #my fic #snippet #r/s #tsah