#im tellin yall

[honeysunisle]

:)

#ac chief #ac peewee #as shino #the husbands #im tellin yall

[eraseur-a]

aizawa saying its logical and rational to cut off his leg while picturing eri in his head aaaAAA LOVE IS RATIONAL

#ooc #im tellin yall #hes more emotionally intelligent than ppl think #not all doom and gloom. hes wise and has his shit together #love is rational!!!

[star2stop]

i think ninjago is (not so) slowly going to take over my life istg im 4 seasons in and the silly lil plastic ninjas are already living in my head rent free i cannot think of anything else please send help

#ninjago #i have so many headcanons already u guys dont understand #i need to draw them #its not a want its a NEED #fr #these silly plastic ninjas r gonna be the end of me #IM TELLIN YALL #THEY R CONSUMING MY SOUL #soon there will be nothing left of me

[savnofilter]

sav i'm happy you're chillin /gen bc the older adults out here are wilding 😭

whatttt 👀 you cant drop this n not tell me the tea!!

#im tellin yall #the less ppl you talk to #the more fun & delusional you can be in peace #i beg i beg i beg #sav’s anons #d dabbles

[promoxie]

Nobody:

Literally NOBODY:

Me: Ging should adopt Fugetsu and her new nen beast pet and call them Fu-chan and Ka-chan and they should travel the world together because it was what Ging and Fugetsu wanted to do with their respective family members but they can't anymore. She even LOOKS LIKE GON 😭

#im tellin yall #the parallels are there #screw her parents theyre both terrible #screw all the kakin royalty #except oito and wobble ofc #hxh #ging freecss #fugetsu hui guo rou #kacho hui guo rou #fugetsu #kacho

[inkskinned]

the problem is that being single is seen as the consolidation prize, and not the natural neutral state of being-a-person. at the end of the movie or the book or the poetry, there is a person waiting for you at the altar, and they love you. if the play is a comedy, everyone gets married. the metaphor is about how you are not-whole. the metaphor is about how everyone is going to be happily-ever-after. the metaphor is that romantic love is the most important resource on the planet, not just all-love. all-love is not a thing, that is a disappointment. the treasure is not the friends we made along the way. the treasure is the girl you landed.

the metaphor is that you cannot be alone, that means you are broken. are you getting over someone? that is acceptable, you can be getting over someone, but not for long. you must be single because you would rather not be single. you must be single and looking to not-be-single. you must want to date, eventually.

friendship and community are never seen as being equal-to or even-better than romantic connection. that person is your one! you need to find them. you need to hunt through the sand particles until you can shift out some kind of gem. this is regardless to your own experience of the beach and the sun. you need to be somewhere with someone.

if you are taking this time alone to heal, that is so sad. everyone gives you this little pitying look. the understanding is that you are not actually happier than you were before you were single. it is seen as a sort of pity - oh, you are choosing yourself, making yourself the priority? - that isn't quite right. you must mean that you are making yourself ready for the right person. you are just laying the bed better this time. open up your heart. you'll find them, we promise!

what do you mean you're really-truly genuinely-very happy? you are probably misremembering what it was like to be in a relationship. and besides, once you meet your person, that time will look grey and bland and wasted. your person is the only way for you to see in color. so what if you have taken this time - for the first time in your entire life - to actually-for-real do the fucking work. you can be proud of yourself, sure. but the way we need to know that you got better is that you get a partner. you're healed enough for the next bad part!

people don't choose to be single, they just say they're choosing to be single - they actually mean "nobody wants to date me." it doesn't matter how many people you have gently rejected or how many times you've talked it over carefully in therapy. what matters is that you are single, and by all accounts - that means you are something worth our pity. your successes and life all seem pale in the sunlight. sure, you have done amazing things and finally found your way in life. what matters is that there wasn't a person in the room with you while you did it.

you want to tell them - that's the whole thing. i didn't know how to be alone in the room. i didn't know how to handle the silence. every moment was so sharp, and i kept choosing the wrong way to close the door. i have spent my entire life in the empty well, living in the ricochet of someone else's cruelty. for once i have built myself a ladder. for once everything i taste is all mine, every bite of sunshine and laughter. i have learned how to sleep out in the open with my memories. recently, they have started to purr.

your father rolls his eyes. listen. this isn't about you. i just want a grandchild in my future.

#writeblr #i actually didn't want a girlfriend before nat #and my dad recently said to me - raquel. i don't approve of the promiscuity #1. i am 30. #2. i had casually dated about 4 people over 18 months. #3. i do believe he was just mad that i get more girls than he ever did #i had to look this 60 yr old deacon in the eye and say. okay so i have a girlfriend first of all im just not tellin yall about her #and secondly. #OKAY???? OLD MAN I DONT EVEN LIVE HERE WHAT ARE U GONNA DO ABOUT IT #briefly considered asking nat if i could pretend we were a one night stand kind of a thing

[the-golden-kingdom]

The senshi effect

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #its real im tellin yall #senshi

[recom-recruit]

oh theyre fucking for sure.

#im just speaking facts. #yall r sleeping on this ship im tellin you #miles quaritch #z-dog #zdinarsk #avatar 2 #atwow #q would find a familiar comfort in her #and z would like him bc hes the only non jock among the other recom guys #plus she seems like a dilfhunter lets be honest #recoms

[desceros]

I just realized that Leo's disappointment that Viola-chan hadn't kept the shorts he'd lent her longer was that she was actually just hoping to irritate Donnie further...

I am not well...

and they dont stop comin and they dont stop comin and they dont stop comin and th

#ask tag #symphony tag #im TELLIN YALL this shit is IN THERE

[entishramblings]

support your fic writers ;)

#YALL IM TELLIN YA HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS! #everytime I reblog a fic with a little review the writers get SO excited #it literally makes their day! #content creators content doesn’t get out there unless other people help it get out there #you know the tumblr algorithm’s a bitch #also like not to sound like a dick but like if you enjoy it just reblog it #idk y’all

[yogurt-time]

as a society we were robbed of the chaotic trio that would have been zhongli, azhdaha, and guizhong and i will stand on that hill until the day i die

#they would be such shitstirrers im tellin yall #all of em are dumb as rocks #and i love them for it #genshin memes #guizhong #zhongli #azhdaha #zhongli genshin impact #GuiLi #archon zhongli #archon war #geo archon #genshin impact liyue

[hereissomething]

just found out today that David Warner plays a Peter Vincent-alike in a movie called "My Best Friend is a Vampire" (1987) and now im desperate to watch it. he even has the same wardrobe colors, a peter gun, AND a trunk full of vampire huntin tools🫨

(thank u to @ropermike's amazing whump archives that span decades of cinema and tv series🙏)

#my best friend is a vampire #im tellin yall fright night 1985 brought vampires back from the dead in horror comedy and more. everybody remember to thank tom holland #david fuckin warner as a vampire hunting professor holy balls #phuz drabbles #been spending my sunday morning perusing Guys in Trouble for my faves in situations #no cush or price or any of my olds sadly but i still commend this man for his dedication to the craft #lots of good costas mandalore content there #future spoopybus material here? we shall see!!

[gurorori]

everskies users when ya post an opinion they disagree with in a forum literally called wats an opinion ya have dat most ppl disagree with.....

#an it was clearly a joke but now i gawt mfs in my mentions with 'umm.. /neg 😬😬😬😬' isn it back 2 school? go get yr textbooks ready pleeea #when ya don use a /j next 2 a joke on everekies so they take ya out the back n shoot ya #4 context ir was one of those classics of mine dats like um.. 👉🏼👈🏼 the inherent romanticism of bitin maimin n killin each othr... #now i gawt 14yos tellin me im quirky? tjis is so funny #sorry i gawt da bad autism when yall gawt da good one :[ #eversky things #mika caws

[lilitophidian]

Listen.

Lilith rather sew up her vagina than have sex with Adam again. But if he wants various objects shoved up his ass until it splits and PROLAPSES—

She can make an exception.

#⋆˖⁺‧₊☽⚸☾₊‧⁺˖⋆ 𝓦𝓱𝓸 𝓴𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝓪𝓶𝓫𝓲 ⛧ Ꭷꭷፈ #lAUGHS #she fucking hates him stop #like no touch but ill wreck you #nsft #tw ; insertion mention #im gonna finish all the drafts i have rn then work on those starters yall asked for #do let me know if i can go batshit wild on ya #Shes a monster Ive been tellin ya guys

[mangosmoothiepussyv3]

back at my first job i got misgendered a l o t

usually during the winter when i had on a ton of layers (i worked outside) so i was a formless blob

but sometimes id get misgendered in the summer and i have to wonder how bcus. 'gestures at massive tits' not saying that you cant be a man with tig ol bitties obviously but. yknow

then i hit em with my ultra feminine customer service voice and they get flustered and start apologizing profusely

also other black folk used to ask me if im from africa bcus my skin gets dark in the summer DJNDNDNDNDJDJBD

#personal #i dunno why im tellin yall this #some angel lore for ya

[thesherrinfordfacility]

Not to be a bother, but I also just remembered the "Get me the Hell out of here" kiss Rick plants on Eve and some part of it is peak season 2 Crowley desperation and I needed to share.

not a bother at all, @sassasafreeaction!!! welcome!!!✨ oh this lives rent free in my head. 100%. no notes, not a single one.

#yall sleepin on them being the ultimate cinema couple im tellin ya #good omens #ask