#im so sorry i didn't see this before now

[kaeyapilled]

what do you think about the kaeya = caribert theory? i saw some people use it as an 'explanation why his skin is dark' like. oh he used to be a Monster and the skin is a remnant of it :) and it pissed me off so bad. i need to know what other people think about it

its honestly not a theory im super fond of i think its a little stupid no offense. i dont think it makes a lot of sense? to go super in depth i'd have to take another look at the caribert quest (and maybe read up on the khaenri'ah lore we have so far again) but i kinda feel like it establishes pretty firmly that kaeya couldnt be caribert. descended from that branch of the family maybe (though im more fond of the theory that kaeya is descended from the branch of alberichs that were actually being regents, something that chlothar wasnt involved in because he distanced himself from the rest of the family to look after his son) (makes sense that kaeya would know more about the alberichs being the regents in khaenri'ah than he knows about an alberich being the founder of the abyss order) (theres a post about it i reblogged it some time ago and it hasn't left my mind since) but like.. him actively being caribert? sounds.. honestly really dumb to me.. don't ask me how kaeya isnt (or at least doesn't seem to be) affected by any curse, be it monsterification or immortality, but i just feel like that isnt the explanation. the actual explanation could be related to the events in caribert though.. cant wait for them to tell us what it actually is lol. on the off chance that this fucking theory is true then ill just bite my tongue i guess but i know im right. ok now moving on to the elephant in the room. what kind of take even is thatttttt "thats why his skin is dark"what is bro talking about🔥🔥‼️ if i read that with my own two eyes id block a person SO fast. why would you say that and treat it as serious evidence and backing for your theory. thats just. racism basically. what. anyways kaeya whos half from sumeru supremacy

#using hoyoverse logic (desert=dark skin rainforest=white skin) he'd be half a desert dweller half khaenri'ahn #(which is silly stupid logic btw. i hate it) #its SUCH a concept though #still doesnt answer how he isnt. yknow. a hilichurl. caribert style #but we've already established that i dont have answers for you as to how kaeyas existence works. sooo yea #not to get ahead of myself though but the kaeya skin COULD be evidence of him having roots in sumeru too #even what he tells us about going to sumeru as a child too if you're willing to make a stretch #because i know that was about him wanting to go to/get as close as possible to khaenri'ah #(ough btw. i feel ill whenever i think about it for too long) #but you COULD argue that the fact hoyoverse has even brought it up recently could be hinting at something #giggles and kicks my feet. we'll see;3 #that was one hell of a tangent. sorry im a bit passionate about sumeru kaeya im realizing now #thank you for the ask!!! #about the other one you sent don't worry you didn't come off as rude! it's literally ok #you def arent alone in thinking that is fucking insane bc it is. hope that helps #the moment the caribert quest dropped and people were like genuinely linking caribert to kaeya i was so confused #i didnt interpret it that way at all #saying that his dark skin is because he was a monster though. like ok. do you guys ever think before you speak like ever #askpilled #kaeyaposting #kaeya alberich

[altruistic-meme]

I love your defense of Kristina! Like one thing that drives me crazy is how people frame that fact that she’s dismissive of willie and Simon’s relationship in season 1 but i don’t think it’s that unreasonable! Like idk as someone in their mid twenties when I think of teenagers in relationships I doubt most will be together forever. I think it’s reasonable for kristina to question if her sons relationship of a few weeks is worth outing himself when he might regret it later. As the audience we’re obviously rooting for willie and Simon but her advise of denying his involvement in the video in season 1 is to protect her son while he’s already gone through so much. Could she be more understanding? Yes, but she isn’t abusive like a lot of fics make her out to be. Like she’s a realistic mother. She loves her son but doesn’t understand what’s going on in his life completely.

thank you <3 and also YES! THIS!!!

like. it is reasonable to me that she would do whatever she could to cover it up because yes it's traumatic that it happened and covering it up won't get rid of that trauma at all, which im sure she knows, but it will help shield her son from more harm and trauma around it. and no, she wasn't really thinking about Simon or how he couldn't get out of it, but she doesn't know Simon, and Simon isn't her son. her top priority in this is protecting her kid.

and i love your point so much about her doubt in their relationship. we have to keep in mind that while we see Simon and Wilhelm falling in love and we see how much they care about each other, Kristina doesn't. for her, this is completely out of left field!! she didn't know about Simon at all before this!! she knows nothing other than what we can assume that the royal court found out for her, and we can assume that Wilhelm probably didn't tell her much more. i'm only 20, so i am barely not a teen myself, but i know that a lot of teen relationships don't last.

it's not unreasonable for her to have her doubts, and as bad as it sounds, her doubts about Simon specifically bc of his upbringing and her doubts in Wilhelm's ability to realize the possibilities that Simon is only with him for status aren't crazy. they would be a natural conclusion considering she doesn't know Simon. she has no reason to believe that it's anything other than simple infatuation or worst-case gold-digging.

she definitely could have been more understanding. for sure. she could have listened to Wilhelm, put more trust in his words when he told her he wanted to be with Simon. but it's not strange or crazy or evil of her to have not. we praise the show for how they portray teenagers!! let's not start to shit on it for portraying how adults react to teenagers too.

#skhfksdfhsdkgfsg I TOLD YOU I HAVE FEELINGS ON THIS IM SORRY THIS GOT SO LONG #i didn't even get to the point of them only having a relationship for a few weeks #like thats INSANE and you are so right about her not wanting him to be outed over it #again while WE know how they feel we are an outside audience and not part of the story #we get to see ALL sides and kristina /doesn't even see wilhelms/. she only sees her own bc she is one person who is IN THE STORY #shes not fucking all knowing #she has an EXTREMELY limited persepctive ESPECIALLY because she isn't at hillerska. she doesn't even see the casualness between them #the way that say anette and the other staff do #the liklihood she had ever heard of simon prior to the sextape is slim to none #anyway ill shut up now before the tags become as long as the post skdfksdhfhksf #thank you for this sm though <3 #young royals #queen kristina #prince wilhelm #askers #anon #shh ac

[p4nishers]

bisexual bobby. i'm right.

#ok so let me paint the scene: it's bobby's college years. he's been roommates with this guy idk lets call him derek for a few months now. #they INSTANTLY clicked yk? and bobby's been feeling weird around derek but he jots in down to the thrill of having a new friend (he #experienced this before w his middle school bsf but never figured out why) and anyway when derek comes out to him he's like 'woah why am i #literally about to float out of my skin with happiness???' and he ponders about that for a bit and THEN we get the classic #practice kissing trope where they're like 'hahab wouldn't be fun to see hahaba' and anyway so they do that and bobby's like 'OH' so he #kinda distances himself away from derek cause he's like 'if he liked me he would've said smth' while derek OBVIOUSLY likes him and he's #hurt and confused about bobby not talking to him so he's like 'listen i really didn't mean to make u uncomfortable and i think it's best #that i move out' and bobby is like too shocked to say anything so derek takes that as his cue to leave and then they see each other in #hallways and basically yearn for each other for the rest of college #damn bro wrote a whole lore and everything #sorry im really passionate about this for no reason at all u dont have to read all that #bobby nash #911 fox #911 show #911 headcanons #bisexual

[firestorm09890]

Obsessed with old kh media from the era when pretty much all we knew about the Radiant Garden apprentices came from a bitter and vengeful Ansem the Wise’s diary. They really looked at Zexion and went “oh he is a fucked up little guy”

#zexion #kingdom hearts #358/2 days #FOR THE RECORD i'm convinced he actually had a fair amount of guilt even before getting his heart back #and i like the direction his character ended up going #this is just really funny to me #zexion: well i mean i thought we got rid of our hearts on purpose but if this is what we're doing now that's fine i guess #really saw nothing wrong with the murder basement #it is pretty interesting to think about though #the idea that ienzo legitimately couldn't see what was wrong with what they were doing #that he really didn't understand why ansem would order them to stop #he was a prodigy but he was also like 10 years old #how much of what they were doing did he really see and take part in #this is from the days novel btw #358/2 days novel tag #me post #god these tags are a mess i'm so sorry #also the reason why im talking like some kind of historian is because i didnt get into kh until melody of memory was already out #when 358/2 days came out i was a kindergartener lmao

[fourteenthz]

A whole lot of 6.55 spoilers on the tags !!

#im about to be so normal about thancred rivalry vibes you guys need to understand this. so normal. #do you think the senior scions will go with him like maybe its us vs urianger + thancred + yshtola AND NGL.. KINDA SAD ABT G'RAHA BUT MAN #I don't believe they are letting him so so easily. maybe he will show up by the end of the expansion #can we.... have the scions fighting or like... genuinely being rivals ad competitive pls square... square pls... can we 🥺 #estinien going too is just so fucking funny. for no reason. hes going to see krile walking around tural and flip his shit #I LOVE HROTHMOTHER THO she is so sweet I looove the pretending to be strong vibes #and all of graha this patch is just so nice. im so happy likei really don't think hes going to do nothing this expanc HE DOESNT #DESERVE THAT But im 90% sure hes the one that will help us with that second part of msq idk #also him and krile.... bestest of friends.. i love this and MAN... I CAN'T WAIT TO LIKE WRITE RANDOM GEN BTS FICS ABT DAWNTRIAL #seeing more of erenville is making me sooo unwell he is sooo thesa-before-the-twins coded #he is so done. absolute beloved. also NO ONE TALK TO ME ABT THANURI THEY ARE SOOOOO AUAGSHSH #that ending thancred is genuinely the most charming xiv man ever existed im sooo silly abt him #being excited by this. I WANT THEM TO BE COMPETITIVE SO BAD SQUARE PLEASE I BEG U #also uri being supportive he is so. the fact we had 0 yshtolla tho man WHAT WAS THAT. anyway i had a feeling dawntrial was like #a lil thingie so we could genuinely start the new xiv theme on like 8.0 or so now... im unsure #mostly bc i was afraid they didn't give much attention to the scions so i was like 'they are letting them go' #and now than being all over this expansion im like NOOOO ITS A GOODBYE SCIONS NOO #sorry im traumatized abt my favorite media killing off my faves. anyway ill stop overthinking now #THE LAST CUTSCENE THO.... FUCK YOU EMET #THEY KEEP BRINGING THIS BACK AND MAKING ME CRY FUCK YOUUUU SQUARE :) #the wol cares................ so much..... throwing up. #now if you excuse me i have a gifset to finish bc I may love all of xiv a lot but I'm easily thancred distracted #and then manderville gunblade MY BELOVED LETS GO #kelly says #kelly plays xiv

[kabutone]

people are so shocked when they learn about the absolute depravity of the world thats right in front of them. not that its Good to be desensitized to horrific shit but like i am not surprised. every new bad news thing that comes out i am not surprised. yes, they will ignore death. they will let you die without a second thought. i'm sorry you are only just now learning this.

#like yes things are horrible right now and i get it #but ive seen two posts that are like how can people ignore this!!!!! #thats all the gov does. ignore shit and make problems worse #they do not fucking care who dies. UNLESS your death brings them money. then they actively encourage it. #like. did you know we did in fact have “the tools” to stop covid from becoming a pandemic? #did you know that we could have ended the pandemic fairly quickly too? #we didn't use them. they sent everyone “back to normal” so you can all die for capitalism. #unless you have kept up REALLY WELL chances are you have no fucking idea how high the covid death toll is. its higher than what's reported #the public has been being fed to the fucking wolves for years now. before covid too but for the entire pandemic especially #we have been left behind!!!! im sorry you only see that now and its a harsh reality to wake up to #like absolutely continue to call your senators and reps and whatever. like thats still a completely viable option #continue to educate yourself and talk about issues and keep it in discussion #but like. idk. its heartbreaking i get it. #especially to see people incredulously cry and wonder “how could our leaders see this suffering and ignore it?” #people have been left to “fall to the wayside” for years now and its just that now you see it #i understand the betrayal of “i thought those in office were there to PROTECT us and i thought they cared!” #anyway. idk i don't want to say things are futile . like keep trying cause thats all we Can do

[francy-sketches]

Hope you’re ok btw ❤️

yea im ok dw <3 just kinda bummed out by the whole thing but whateverrr we move on twitter doesn't matter anyway ^_^

also idk if you sent me another ask or if that was a different anon but. I'm not gonna answer it bc I don't wanna create more drama (and also I'm trying to resolve it in dms rn so. don't wanna ruin that by being petty) but thanks for the support same goes for the other anons 🫶

#Anonymous #asks #well I was spending too much time on twitter anyway and this made me want to not do that so. silver lining ig #idk im usually not bothered by online drama but this is. idk. maybe it's bc I got attacked for something I didn't do #or maybe it's bc I'm now hated by some of the most annoying people on twitter who seem to behave like a hivemind. so that's fun #goddamn this other person I was arguing with really got on my nerves. genuinely so fucking obnoxious. and worst of all stupid -_- #'erm clearly I know what you meant better than you do' ok well go fuck yourself. hope you piss your pants. everyday #I share a mutual with that person and tbh I might just unfollow them bc I don't want to see their annoying ass. sorry oomfie 😔 #just to be clear I don't mean the artist I mean the other person who came at me. before I get accused of vagueing artists again #maybe I'm also being dramatic bc I've been feeling like a dying victorian child for the past few days. I'll live tho #sorry just needed 2 rant. still kinda mad lol but its ok 🙂

[quirkle2]

OBSESSED with how you draw sans,,, he's so lovely and shaped!!!! and the expressions are beautiful, and that art has the Quirkle Thing where it's all soft and warm and like a visual hug. and the details are beautiful, you've converted me to the "sans has reading glasses" agenda and I'm stoked about it. anyway I love you, I love your art, I hope 2023 is gentle to you!

CRIES???? oh mgygod thank you,,, it's rly fun seein what aspects of sans meld w my style and which ones dont. the more cartoony facial structure lets me play around w it a lil bit and i can mess w clothing hanging off thin bones instead of muscles n skin ! so so glad u like it im always worried abt people not likin non-lu art of mine GVEYIAV

#qktalks #anon #CAN I JUST . im so sorry i never shut up but like #i now see the fun in trying new things in my art instead of cornering myself in a box being afraid of branching out #when i was younger all i did was draw wolves and dogs. never humans. if i had never branched out i wouldn't be here ! #and for a while i refused to use color in my art cuz it would ''ruin'' it. now i can't seem to post smth colorless at all #when i started drawing ledge and wars and Nobody else i was afraid to try the other boys #and before that initial sans post from the other day i was afraid to try n draw sans again in case i messed it up and it sucked #but it ended up being one of my fav pieces of this year #and also sans' face in the sketch of that piece ?? it's Completely different from the final product #i messed around for quite a while until i found out what worked w my style and what didn't #when i was younger i wouldve gotten discouraged and quit by the second attempt #but i guess i've learned to have patience and trust the process ?? #sorry im talkin sm abt Myself that's gross but like . im just giddy abt Getting Better yaknow #the improvement is there!!!! i can see it!!! that'sso fucking wild #if only 14-year-old me could know . she gave up drawing for a whole year #if she knew what she could do in a couple of years she never woulda quit #anyway enough of that SANS WITH READING GLASSES WOOOOOOOOO #adore the idea of it #his glasses don't have the temples on them bc there's . no ear to rest them on #they just stay there with a lil sprinkle of magic #i hope 2023 is gentle to u as well anon!!! tysm ur so so sweet

[mrfoox]

Talking with Fabian and whooooooooo boy that was an conversation and a half...

#miranda talking shit #Uuuh i was kinda rightfully anxious? I told him about how i am a little freak and i basically am down to date 90% of my friends #But i got told by Oliver that it could be i act that way bc i dont want to be abandoned/left so im willing to compromise however they want #Me to... So talked about that with him and yep. We finally got into the whole... 'what are we' business. Or well kinda not directly #He said he didn't want to bring it up but we basically are on the subject so... And how hes worried that i will think too much about him #'i worry the more time we spend together the more your life will revolve around me and you'll value me so much more than i do you' #'it doesnt seem fair to you so ive occasionally not talked with you because i worry about that. You're a great friend but I know how much #You think about people. And im worried if you think about me too much you'll develop feelings or I'll mean more to you than before' i... He #Isnt wrong? Thats kinda how i work. The more people prioritize me the more ill value them and cherish them? But also... Idk if he understod #That i dont actively think about kissing or dating my friends? Its just a thing i know that if anyone asked I'd be down for it. But i dont #Daydream about it or anything. But then again he said some cryptic fabian shit like 'i dont have anyone else to compare with so i assume #What we have is normal. I sometimes want to cross the line to see where i still stand with you after doing it' like bro... Im so sorry i am #I am so far from 'normal' and him having me as his biggest both friend and female/woman in his life is probably such a mess i am crying #Me: ok then cross the line and see how you feel. 'but thats the problem. You dont have a line you're so open and down with everything you #Dont really react badly' I know i... Probably am making things hard for him sometimes but this was an holy shit moment /: hes worried to #Spend too much time with me bc of how i can potentially feel? Meanwhile I'm basically 80%+ of all his social interactions 😭 at one hand i #Appreciate him thinking of me and worry i guess but... Yeah. I told him: listen Fabian. My life does not revolve around you and youre not #The only one i think about. You are safe.' his and mine relationship is my favorite but also i definitely worry bc i know how much what we #Have or talk about or act is his... Only reference for girls basically. I mean outside his mom. He's not had any other girl friends and no #Actual girlfriend. So his reference to whats... Okay and appropriate is basically dictated by me and im seeing that very clear now im kinda #Afraid. Like... Im not normal on any level. If he's basing his view on women on me hes going to have an awful time truly... Idk if i should #Be offended or flattered that he thinks he's the center of my world 😭 like hes not completely wrong. I talk with him multiple times per #Week. But i can also say hes not all i think about at all waking hours lol. I obviously love him and care so much about him but im not #In love with him. Not as far as i know anyway. I dont think of him how i do people i have crushes on for example so yeaah. It bothers me #More that he couldn't just say 'im not into you' bc thats fine. He added the whole element of 'im not sure' like buddy now im going to be #Anxious about that in the future. I guess he have no reference to crushes so he cant tell but like... How do you want me to act so you can #Tell? I want an solid answer putting in an maybe is cruel even to me. This is funny bc tbh i dont even know if i would be able to date him #Even if he said he wanted to. Bc i know his biggest wish is to be a dad and i have nog fully embraced that idea even /: 'i can feel how ego #Centered i am. Assuming im the center of your world like that' at least youre self aware sweetie. Sounded like he was at peace with all we #Said and im here like... Binch there's so much to think about i wish i could read your mind i need more information to understand all this

[noxtivagus]

hell yeah im done w school for the week <3

#🌙.rambles #i love getting lost n just focusing on some assignment like that #aaaa now my thoughts r wandering again now that i'm done tho ;; #the past few weeks have been kinda shitty but i'm gna do better now #yh i started this school year feeling tired so that didn't really go well #i'll rest well this weekend n do better from now on #i can always choose to do better. #little steps! i'll just do what i can in a given moment #i'm just try n communicate more tho bcs that's where most distance comes from #i still have this urge to hide tho hhhh n i have regrets but #i need to look onwards to tmrrw n see what more i can do #if i'm happier than i was before then that's enough. that's enough for me #yes even if it hurts n aches i'll just accept what i can do at a certain time! #if i'm not kind n patient w myself then where else cld i find that? #i'm gna build that strength from the inside again #honestly haven't been feeling like myself lately #slowly. once more. i'll find myself again #i just need to be patient and kind to myself! #i need to stop isolating n distancing myself from others tho whenever i feel sad n tired ;; #im sorry i still care for you all but >< i dont want to force myself to be better if im not #so i try to feel the pain i guess? ive had ppl invalidate my emotions before so one thing im trying to actively do is #not deny my emotions. im not gna invalidate myself. its hard for me honestly but im trying #n it gets too tiring some days to get the energy to reach out #im trying tho! i want to be better everyday n i think that's enough #i'm only human; it's alright for be to be in pain right? i'm not perfect. #i'm just as imperfect as everyone else but i'm proud of my mindset of wanting to be self-aware of the good and bad and improve. #n still thinking of others! i do need to accept that its hard to manage all the love n care n depth of emotions n thoughts i have at times #n. i make mistakes but i'm still a kind person at heart #i say that but i can't exactly believe it completely just yet;; #i'll remind myself that the pain is valid. we all deserve better. it's alright for me to not be perfect.

[tradedsymmetry]

There's lots of negative ways that being both ADHD and autistic can cancel each other out or make things more challenging, but I finally put to words one of the actual best combos/a way to hack one sometimes-negative trait with another sometimes-negative trait:

The unstoppable force of my ADHD's creativity VS the immovable object of my autistic rigidity

#i think our shower head might be different from the last time i did this thing in the shower where i lean into the water and #let it run down my back in a specific way #and i couldn't do it just now and i got really mad #but i kept trying and finally just said to myself #'see if you can achieve a similar effect with a different method' #and i did #it had to be at a different angle than im used to #and that probably sounds super dumb to some people #but whatever #id taught myself that That Thing works when the shower head is pointing straight down #so when it didn't work brain went abfjaakdvslabcbviakabeowhfba #adhd #autistic #life #ive also probably said or heard something like this before #so sorry if i accidentally stole it from you lol

[xxlelaxx]

I hate how women enforcing boundaries will make you a bitch, but men insulting you is funny.

#ignore me #if i ever get a fucking comment about my name ever again or people try to give me nicknames I'm clearly uncomfortable with i get the right #to fucking stab them however many times i see fir #like dont get me wrong there's a respectful way to ask but if i tell you no and you still make jokes i am allowed to be bitchy #I'm so over privileged men making jokes about it #listen whatever you come up with I've heard it five times and it doesnt get funnier you're not original or funny #like I'm so sorry but jist pronounce my name like everyone elses and dont give me nicknames I didn't allow you to use before #honestly from now on i will just call them by wrong names too or heavily mispronounce their name #cause fuck them #its not funny im uncomfortable and I've had enough of being the butt of a joke #if you are rude i am allowed to ve bitchy and if you feel the need to call it out i will call you out for being rude #you dont get woke points for being an asshole you fucking prick #seriously bestie dont be rude if you want others to be nice #and then he compared me to his 14 year old daughter cause haha funny! look at woman being annoyed at my immature behavior so i have to #call her a child or otherwise my big ego built on being a funny man who is sexist and racist in a funny way will not be able to take ir #also how many times to fucking potatoes have to be told that if there is a border its not the same country??? #i will from now on always say Germany and france are the same cause apparently Yugoslavia still exists and the iberian peninsula is just #one country<3

[instafuck]

https://www.tumblr.com/instafuck/724188454580355072?source=share

Your tagsss 👀

okay so like i wanna clarify i do not hate the barbie movie, i saw it and i really enjoyed it and all personal opinions about plot points aside there was nothing wrong with it.

that being said,

this movie was not servicing anyone from a "barbie fan" standpoint. it had a lot of cute throwback stuff, and it had a lot of past barbie products. but what i heard from my friends and what i've seen is that no one truly got "nostalgia" from the barbie movie. people recognized toys, and the message those characters were used to convey was amazing. but barbie the brand, as it was, was not the focus.

(side note, i'm not trying to say all media with preexisting ip's are about nostalgia, but people definitely expected to see more specific callbacks to things they considered "iconic barbie")

in fact, as a "not a barbie kid" person, all i could see was revitalization. look at the toys on the shelves in the barbie displays now, they're all the toy sets you saw "throwbacks" to in the movie. look at ken's "kenough" sweater, barbie's adult clothes. on mattel's part, this was rejuvenation. this was, "we see that teens-young adults love a little edge and "surprisingly deep" plots in things they love". so of course they greenlit a movie that jabbed at mattel, because they know people will *appreciate* that and it'll pay off.

they know that if they say they know what's wrong with barbie conceptually, that we'll all go "yeah barbie feminism was a little outdated atp but the movie showed they care!" AND THATS NOT FALSE! but at the end of the day, what i see is a smart business move. that's not a bad thing, but it's what i personally was seeing on screen when i watched it. I was seeing barbie products targeted to adults selling like hot cakes, barbie makeup, barbie mirrors, barbie shirts and costumes.

before this movie, mattel might have had a harder time selling all-ages/adult products with barbie theming. now, those products will SELL.

and again, i'm not trying to trash the movie, i loved it and i can't wait to rewatch it when it's on streaming, and i genuinely believe we will all be talking about greta gerwig and this movie as one of the most important movies of our time thanks to its boldness, popularity, and the current social climate - but i couldn't stop thinking about the fact that truly, barbie as a brand and product wise, was being very carefully tailored to bring back timeless products to the top of toy sales, and to open the door for more widely appealing products with barbie on it - and i found that idea, contrast to the plot and message of the movie going on at the same time, pretty fascinating.

i just found it interesting from the perspective of strategy how carefully tailored the movie was to feature timeless, safe toy sets and create a new slate for a completely new aesthetic that simultaneously cashes in on the popularity of retro aesthetics, y2k aesthetics, and the rise we've seen of embracing childhood or fun media.

#LONG POST #instafuck #it's not a bad thing at all #but i think a lot of people especially 20 somethings and teenagers left with a sort of vague feeling that something was missing #and i think this is what they're feeling #when i said things like this to my friends that were barbie kids they agreed? so i think i understand what that feeling was a little #and it was just. genius marketing. absolute fucking slam dunk man #like the fact that you're going to see a lot of adults with barbie clothes and products and no one's really going to bat an eye? #that wouldn't have been the case before this! people would assume it was a toy or that you had a special interest #now? #it's gonna be everywhereeee #in fact i would love to see more of this #if you're gonna do something like this to revitalize a brand it better at least be good!!! #im excited for the other movies mattel is working on too #it was just overall a really brilliant move but it explains why you didn't see true callbacks to what a lot of the target audience consider #peak barbie media/toys #also sorry if this is wordy and a little messy im drinking rn LOl

[mommypieck]

⌗︙・showering with jjk men for the first time ⸜⸜・

✿ gojo satoru, geto suguru, nanami kento

gojo

he's confident, he knows he is but he can't help but to feel nervous in this moment. he's trying his best to not get excited because of your body. the water falls on your body, making it look so fucking perfect.

"is this okay?" you ask him as you touch his chest with the wash cloth. he's speechless but he manages to nod at you. you wash his body softly, humming a soft tune as you do so. satoru brushes your hair with his hand, leaning down to plant a kiss on your lips. you deepen the kiss, sighing into his mouth. he presses his eyes shut, knowing that he's slowly getting excited at the intimacy that surrounds you. you giggle when you step on your tiptoes to wash his hair. he wants to beg you to stop, to stop touching him like this. he doesn't want this to turn into something sexual but it's your fault that you're acting like this. it's your fault that your innocent touches make him think of you in a perverted way.

"if you keep touching me like this, im gonna lose my mind."

geto

"here we go." he says as water starts falling on both of you. he takes the washcloth in his hands and he rubs it on your arms. he dreamed so long about washing you like this, being this intimate.

he massages your shoulder before he drags the washcloth down your arms. he throws his head back, letting droplets of water fall on his face. what he feels his wrong, the thoughts he has right now only belong when he's tangled in a bed with you. his hands stop, he knows that now he has to wash your back, the same back that arched few minutes before.

"maybe you can wash me." he offers and you happily take it. you run the washcloth across his chest while geto looks at you with a dark gaze. he wants to curse the god because this way it's even worse. now he can see your body clearly, every curve of your body plus your smiling face.

"i think we can stop it here, i am not that sweaty." he tries to climb out of the shower but you stop him.

"oh baby, you have no idea what you do to me."

nanami

he tells himself he's not like other guys, being naked with you doesn't make him think of you in a different light. but your soft skin, now wet, is glistening just so perfectly.

"can i wash your body?" you ask him while you wash your arms with the wash cloth. your front is right in front of his eyes and he just wishes that you would just turn around.

"i don't think that's a good idea." he says, trying to avert his eyes off of your body. he almost jumps when your soft hand touching his bicep.

"im sorry, i know you didn't want to do this." you apologize, looking sad and it breaks his heart. he puts the wet wash cloth in your hands, pressing it on his chest so that you can wash him. you smile at the gesture, running your hands across his body.

"not there." he squeaks when your hands meet his lower stomach, grabbing them and throwing them over his shoulder.

"you make me so crazy, sweetheart."

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[wabart]

tumblr kinda crustified this and the format was already messy so IM SORRY

(also I'm positive someone's done this before but man did I ever wanna draw it)

image description below the cut:

[ID:

Fay: Who did it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

(OATH OF DEVOTION PALADIN)

(DEFINITELY NOT GUILTY)

Wyll: I did. I caused this--

Fay: No. No you didn't. Astarion?

Astarion: Don't look at me. Look at Gale.

Gale: What? I didn't kill her.

Astarion: Huh. That's weird. How do you even know she’s dead?

Gale: Because she’s lying right there, and she’s dead.

Astarion: Suspicious.

Gale: No, it’s not.

Shadowheart: If it matters... Lae'zel was the last to see her.

Lae'zel: Liar! I had nothing to do with this insipid bard.

Shadowheart: Is that right? What were you stalking around camp for, then?

Lae’zel: I was surveying the wilderness for threats. Everyone knows that, k’chakhi.

Wyll: Alright, alright. Let's not fight. She’s dead, let’s give her a proper burial.

Fay: No! Who killed her?

Gale: … Karlach's been awfully quiet.

Karlach: Really, Gale?

Fay: I killed her. I woke to her blood on my hands. I predict that 10 minutes from now, they will be at each other's throats.

Fay: Good.

/end ID]

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[luvrxbunny]

little spider

Pairing: Miguel O’Hara x F!Reader

Prompt: Innocence

Warnings: 18+ MDNI, reader knows nothing about sex or feelings of arousal, clothed clit-rubbing? cum in pants, small feelings of embarrassment (lmk if I forgot anything)

WC: 3.3k

A/N: sorry im late but im kinda proud of this one so i hope it was worth the wait! <3

Miguel didn’t think he’d end up in this position, nowhere in his wildest, most perverted fantasies did he think that this would actually be the outcome of him recruiting you but… here we are. 

You were assigned by the higher-ups to learn from him, they thought you had potential, and honestly? Miguel hated you when he met you, he felt like they were punishing him for something, that assigning him this raw recruit was just a flaunt of power. You didn't even have a suit he had to make you one, a trial suit first, to make sure all your vitals were good, to track your movements and decide what suit material would be best- or if you would have a digital one like him. 

During the weeks of his monitoring of your vitals, he began to grow a bit fond of you. You were an adorable recruit and eager to please, you were thoughtful and always gave your all, something he really appreciates. One other thing he noticed about you… your dopamine levels were elevated around him, along with your estradiol and testosterone. He ignores it when he’s writing his reports, he tells himself that he doesn’t report it because the higher-ups don't need to know, not because he knows they’d make you transfer… He should’ve requested it the first time he noticed it but the thought of you, his sweet, innocent spider, all turned on just from being around him? It ignited something in him. 

He updated your suit, saying that the data he was receiving wasn't enough, he made you wear the suit as he replaced the chip and tried to hide the smile in his voice when your spine straightened under his touch. The new chip could give him real-time tracking of all your vitals, but he set his watch to alert him anytime certain hormones spiked… estradiol and testosterone. So he conducted a little experiment over the following weeks, he’d lean into you more when you speak, holding your eye contact, he even broke out the smirk he used to use on girls when he was younger, and it worked on you. 

His watch vibrated every time he was near you, if he walked up to you, it started being an alert to when you were near, it’d go off before you’ve even approached him, he’d walk into a room and it’d go off before he even saw you. It started to have an effect on him, he started to feel a spark in his stomach every time it went off, every time he’d meet your eyes and you’d have that expression he’d grown to know so well. That weak, almost pleading- yet confused look in your eyes and the sheer panic before tearing them away from his. He started having to grip whatever was in his hands as tightly as he could to control himself when you’re breathing would stutter after he complimented you on your work. 

He started getting hard reviewing your logs after spending the day with you, watching your heart rate stay elevated, spiking along with your hormones, he can see your breathing pattern, and how irregular it is compared to when you’re not with him. How high your body temperature was… the main areas of heat. On his more weak days, he’s gotten himself off to the diagram of you, with the burning red spot between your legs as the focus of his fantasies. 

Now you’re here, avoiding his gaze as his watch vibrates like crazy. “Miguel?” He looks at you again, trying to keep his gaze neutral, hopefully, to make this a bit easier on you… and him. “Yes?” 

His voice is smooth as cocoa butter and you can feel his gaze burning into you. He started this heat inside you, one you’d never encountered before. It starts when you see him in the morning and doesn’t stop until you struggle to sleep- or at least it used to. But recently it’s been non-stop, a constant distraction that you can’t pinpoint, it feels like it’s in your hips, stomach, chest, and thighs all at once. It feels like it’s in his breath when it fans over your face, it's in his eyes when they lock with yours, and somehow on his fingertips when they brush over any part of you. You’ve spent hours a night trying to figure out what you can do about it, you’ve thought about even asking Lyla but decided the risk of her telling Miguel was far too great.  

This past week it’s just been building on it’s self, almost unbearable with Miguel’s new immersive training. He takes you away to some deserted, closed-off place and trains you with no distractions, giving you nothing to focus on other than him and forcing him to give all his attention to you. Miguel’s attention, his gaze is what causes the most… pain. That’s what it’s become, a dull, numb, thrumming at the base of your stomach, like an itch you can’t scratch that just becomes a nuisance. You couldn’t handle it anymore and if you asked Lyla she’d just tell Miguel- so why not just ask him directly? 

So here you are, avoiding his gaze because you’ve spent the entire day with him, building enough fire inside you- you don’t need to add any more. “I think…” You take a breath and turn to him a bit before forcing the words out. “There’s something wrong with me.” He puts his clipboard down, his concern, and his thick, veiny hand that comes into view piles onto the heat over-taking your bloodstream. He takes his glasses off and sits back in his chair, reaching his leg out to pull a chair beside you closer to him. You dare a glance at him and try not to collapse at his gaze, at the way his hair moves over his face for a moment as he motions for you to sit in the provided chair.

You sigh and sit down, your legs pressed tightly together, your palms resting on your thighs and your eyes focused on the back of your hands. You stay silent, your mind racing, your body warming further at the feeling of his eyes on you. “What’s wrong, little spider?” You suppress a shiver at the nickname as goosebumps rise over your skin, it’s been a problem since he picked it. “I’m hot.” The words shoot out of your mouth before you can second-guess them again. Miguel chuckles a bit, sending embarrassment through your body, sits back in his chair, and crosses his arms, prompting you to go on. 

“I can’t fix it. There’s… someone.” Miguel pretends he doesn’t notice the way your eyes flicker to him. “For some reason, something about them just- “ You pause for a moment, truly baffled by the way you feel, trying to find some way to explain it. “They just do something to me and it won’t stop.” Your words start to sound frantic, a bit panicked. Miguel leans forward, resting his elbows on his knees to examine your expression. “It’s like there's a low- like a low vibration- or a frequency? Like the ones that are so low you can barely hear but you can sorta feel them? It’s like that but- but deep inside me.”

Your eyes close and eyebrows furrow as you describe the feeling to him. He tries to keep his breathing even as he hardens uncontrollably under the suit. You don’t even realize what you’re confessing to him. “Like it’s in my bones, Miguel.” You add emphasis, your hands digging into the material of your suit before raising your head to meet his eyes, hoping he understands the state you’re in. He’s almost dizzy at the way his blood rushes to his cock. He holds your gaze and tries to convey a baffled, thoughtful expression as he tries to calm himself. 

“That’s- That’s odd. Yeah, um.” He takes a few deep breaths before sitting back again, unable to stay in your space any longer. “Do- Can you tell me who’s causing it? Perhaps it’s a side effect of their powers?” Your spine straightens and you shake your head at him gently. You twist your fingers in the fabric of your suit and your feet play with each other on the lab floor. “H-have you heard of any powers like that?” You ask him, a hopeful look in your eyes. 

Clever girl.

“No, I haven't.” He sits back, spreads his legs, and runs his hands down his thighs and back with a sigh. He holds back a smirk when his watch vibrates and he hears you take a sharp breath. “I- I don’t know what to do anymore. It- I can barely sleep.” You sound distraught, broken, and tired. He’d be the messed up one if he didn't help you… Right?

“I mean… I can try running some tests?” He offers, he keeps his tone light, trying to keep his dark desires off your radar. You perk up at his offer, already up and out of your seat, standing in front of him with a smile. He keeps his eyes on you, trying to ignore the way your scent is assaulting his nose, giving away how badly you need him. “You think we could?”

He nods and stands up, walking over to his lab table and clearing a few things. His head is already running wild with fantasies, ideas of what he could do to you, what he could teach you, how good he could make you feel. “Yeah, of course. C’mere, pequeña araña” You were already walking to him but your pace stutters and his watch vibrates when the nickname slips out. He truly didn’t mean to, he had gotten a bit too deep in his fantasies, and when your voice broke through he didn’t get fully pulled out. He’s never called you that in Spanish, not to your face at least, it’s fallen from his lips a few times before though, when he’s alone with his hand wrapped around his cock. But your reaction dissuades any fear that had shot through him before and he can’t help the smirk that makes its way on his face. 

You’re standing silently beside him, wringing your hands together and he doesn’t think you even notice the way your thighs keep clenching together. “Get on the table.” His tone is teasing, a grin on his face as you jump and scramble onto the tabletop. You lay on your back and look over at Miguel, feeling that heat rage through you at the look on his face. It’s dark and- wanting. It’s confusing. 

He takes a deep breath and your fingers try to dig into the metal table top as he walks to you. “Okay. I’m going to examine your body a bit, press into some muscles, some pressure points to see if maybe it’s a physical trigger. Is that okay with you?” Your chest is already rising and falling more rapidly at the thought, the promise of Miguel’s hands on you. You nod at him stiffly, trying to stay normal and calm as he holds your eye contact, nodding along with you. A small smile graces his face before he walks around and presses his palm into your hairline, pushing your head down to rest on the table as he stands north of you. 

His hands press into your shoulders and your eyes shut tight. He can feel all your muscles tense and his watch vibrates, he sneaks a peak at his and sees the huge spike in almost all your vitals. His cock twitches in his suit at your obvious need but he brushes it aside, if he rushes into this he might scare you off and he doesn’t know what he’ll do if that happens. He may lose his mind. He moves his hands to your biceps, massaging them tightly as little whines slip into your breaths, only audible to his ears. 

He walks back to the side of the tables and your eyes stay shut. He massages the softness of your sides and his breathing kicks up a bit once he gets to your hips. He takes his time with them, admiring the way you fit into his hands and how you subconsciously tilt them toward him. His thighs jump as his cock begins to leak, dripping precum down them. He takes a deep, shaky breath and forces himself to move on. He forced himself to move on, he was trying to take it slow, hopefully, you’d realize where you need him and ask for it. But your thighs spread open when he massages the outside and his hands dive for the inner before he can think it through. 

You gasp, you sit up with your eyes wide and your hands gripping his wrists. You don’t do anything though, he expects you to pull his hands away but it feels more like you’re holding him there, stopping- or attempting to stop him from pulling away. So of course he doesn't. He stares into your eyes as you search his, trying to figure out if he realizes the way that made you feel, if your cover was blown, if he wants to stop but he looks expectant, like he’s waiting for something. So you loosen your grip. “That’s- I think that’s- ” You’re nodding at him lightly, hoping he understands what you’re trying to say because for some reason your brain has stopped working. 

“Yeah?” Your heart stutters at his tone and the tilt of his head as he says it. Your thighs tense around his hand for a moment before you try to calm down, un-tense them but they can’t help the way they tremble with anticipation. You’re nodding at him more frantically and his eyelids flutter. “Okay.” He takes one hand out from between your thighs and rests it on your lower back as his other hand keeps massaging, slowly moving up your inner thigh and the sensations grow more intense the higher he gets. 

Your eyes shut and your hands grip his wrists again, not pulling away, just holding him. Your eyes shut and your hips tilt into his hand, getting him so close to your pussy that he can feel the heat radiating off of her. You feel some sort of shame twinge in your belly, dampening the more intense feelings that Miguel was causing. What if this was wrong? What if you aren’t supposed to feel like this with him, without him knowing… Maybe you should stop. 

Miguel moves further up and all those thoughts scatter from your head immediately. His watch vibrates again and a noise shoots out of your mouth- one you’ve never heard before as your body folds over and your head rests on his shoulder. You shut your eyes tight and take a slow, deep breath. “Sorry. Sorry, I-” He cuts you off. “It’s okay. That’s why I’m here, right?” He’s nodding at you, comforting and reassuring as his hand leaves your back to cradle your head. “You’re okay. I wanna help you, cariño.” Another noise leaves you at the nickname and his hand grips into your hair for a moment before sliding down to your neck and pulls your head away from his shoulder. He pushes your head against his for a moment, letting out a soft groan before letting go and pushing his fingers against your plush lips. 

“How’s that, honey?” His hand settles back on your lower back as you whine and your hands move up his arm, gripping his biceps now and pulling yourself closer to him. “Miguel.” His eyes roll back at how you sound, desperate, breathless, and gone. Your hips are grinding into his fingers and they aren’t even on your clit yet. They’re pressing against your hole through your lips and your suit, he’s keeping his fingertips flat against you so he doesn’t slip inside. 

He’s trying to ignore the mess he’s making in his pants, watching your tense face change into a relieved one, your eyebrows pulling inward as your lips part beautifully, releasing a shaky moan as he reangles his fingers to your clit. His hands are shaking as he tries to calm himself down, one of your hands slides up his arm, leaving goosebumps in its wake before gripping onto his shoulder and pulling him down, closer to your face. His eyes are fixed on your expression, taking everything in, every twitch and quiver, the way your tongue darts out to lick your lips before a whimper punches out of you. 

You’re ruining him and you’re none the wiser. Your hand slides up to his neck and you push your forehead against his, like he did earlier. His eyes roll back before he forces them to you again, moving his fingers over you clit faster when your thighs begin to shake around his wrist. “I think-” Your voice comes out as a whimper and he groans into you. Your fingers grip into his hair and his cock cries against him. “Something… Miguel.” 

The way you say his name fucks with him. It’s prettier than he ever could’ve imagined, he has to lean forward and press his throbbing cock against the edge of the table for relief. You’ve got him feeling like he could die, like he could implode if he doesn’t have you, if after this you realize what you need but get it somewhere else? It’ll be over for him. Your hand readjusts its grip in his hair, becoming more frantic as your spine straightens and your thighs close on his hands. “Miguel? I-” You cut yourself off with a moan and your head falls to his shoulder again, blocking your face from his view.

“No, no.” He brings his hand to the back of your neck again. “Let me see, amor.” He pulls you away from his shoulder and you moan at the nickname. Once again, it didn’t mean to slip out but you’ve got his head so cloudy he can’t help it. You’re moaning his name on repeat, like a warning and he’s pulsing at the thought, the promise of getting to see you cum, for him. His eyes can’t look away from you, he can’t see anything but your face, the way your brows furrow as you tense, and your nails dig into his arms, leaving reminders for later. He watches how you bite your lip before your jaw drops into an ‘O’ shape and his name falls from your lips one more time as a debauched cry. 

He keeps his eyes open, watching you cum for him, how your lips form around his name again and again. He wants to collapse, fall to his knees with how much you’re turning him on but he needs to watch you. He forces himself to keep his eyes on you, ignoring the way they want to roll back at how he’s flooding his pants. His hips twitch against the edge of the table as he cums for you, with you. His mind zeros into the way he can feel your clit pulsing underneath his finger tips, how breathless you sound, trying to keep up with the noises he’s forcing from you. His stomach tenses painfully as his cock unloads more cum onto himself. You sound like an angel, crying out for him. He can’t help the way he dives for you, pulling you in to kiss him and swallowing every moan you’ll give him. 

You whine into his mouth as his fingers slow down over your clit, your other hand meets the first in his hair and you keep his lips on yours. He keeps kissing you until you calm down and your breathing evens out. His hand comes from between your thighs and rubs your legs until you pull back from his lips. You have a bashful, embarrassed look on your face and it brings the largest smile that you’ve ever seen to his face. “Was that okay, pequeña araña?” You whine and pull him in for a hug, nodding into his shoulder as he chuckles and wraps his arms around you as you begin to giggle against him.      

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