we had our last full cast and crew of the lightning thief all together today (and i cried but that's okay), so in remembrance of the show, here's some of my favorite things that have been said during all the rehearsals in no particular order:
jack, very matter-of-factly: "i'm just a nice guy who hits all his kids!"
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aleah, busting into the dressing room: "WHERE'S REESE?!"
reese, muttering from the bathroom stall behind me: "dead"
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kylee: "oh my god your eyes are so pretty"
callie: "thank you!!"
wilbur: "that's kinda gay"
will, 7 octaves lower than he can normally speak: "q u e e r"
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ethan, scripted, as grover: "it's a squirrel!!"
atlas, not scripted, as percy: "No it's Not"
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aleeah: "if im in the arctic im not wearing shoes. it's My house ill be fine"
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mrs. pletcher: "okay, im over here, squirrels"
the cricket under the pit: *chirps*
the whole cast:
the whole cast: *back to being squirrels*
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callie: "hey morgan remember that one time you called me a milf"
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will, in character: "are you leaving?? :("
callie: "yeah sorry i gotta go fuck a wood nymph. ill be back tho"
david (our mr. d), overhearing: "DO NOT THAT'S HOW YOU GET STUCK HERE"
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azalea: "oh look! blood!! :)"
*everyone in the room turns to see them holding a vial of fake blood and smiling terrifyingly wide*
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callie: "jUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE GOAT LEGS DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE SPECIAL"
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jack, reading a cards against humanity card: "PTSD"
alex: "post-traumatic down syndrome"
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tucker: "the underground railroad pussy"
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mia, to wilbur: "you pissed on your hands!! little piss baby!!!!!"
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wilbur: "i shit out my peepee"
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atlas, walking up to our tech teacher, hiding a broken broom behind their back: "um, so."
tech teacher: "if you broke another broom atlas i swear to god-"
atlas: "yeAH SO ABOUT THAT"
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wilbur: "my uncle was queer. we condemned him at our sunday get together, you know how it is"
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mrs. pletcher (theatre teacher), talking to my friend in her class: "see you tomorrow!"
will, dramatically, under his breath: "see you never again"
mrs. pletcher, who was down the whole hall at this point: "nO SIR-"
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Chapter 28: ‘cause I know I'm always late
“And Quackity can't help but feel sorry for the other.
He doesn’t pity Wilbur, let that be known.
He just feels… sad.
The bustling noise of the precinct pulls him out of his head, when he pushes through the doors from the stairwell; chatter, keyboards clicking, and perps arguing with officers. It’s all a familiar headache inducing mess of noises that rarely lets up.”
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