#im so fuckin pumped dude

[wackywumpum]

They made Ultraman a dilf

#im actually so pumped for this movie dude #ultradad #amiright guys #ultraman #my beloved #its weird how the baby kaiju is extremely humanoid but its mom is this big fuckin dragon thing #im not complaining though the movie looks fun #anyway other tags #art #kinda #its more of a shitpost

[stonerzelda]

anyway IM GOING TO MEDIEVAL TIMES TOMORROW!!!! :D definitely terrified of getting sick/catching covid but ill be wearing my mask aside from eating so....hhgdgfhrhr shoutout to my sister in law for caring more about my interests than anybody since my 5th grade teacher Ms Mavetyyy

#i have a fit and everythjng im SO pumped dude #godddd im so excited. im going all out for this LOL #if a knight doesnt ask for my favor i will cry. however i did get my niece in law a princess peach dress to wear so if all else fails #they'll HAVE to go for her lmao which will be just as grand <33 #oughhh medieval fuckin TIMES DUDE

[wolfcat-hybrid]

Baldur's Gate 3 is releasing Aug 3rd on PC, Sept 6th on ps5!!! Im so fucking excited holy SHIT

[Image description: A news announcement featuring Baldur's Gate 3 characters. The announcement says the game will launch Aug 3rd 2023 on Steam, gog.com, and GeForce now, and on Sep 6th 2023 for ps5. End description.]

#Wolfy Speaks #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #will not lie. i have the release date in my calendar #they added dragonborn and im so fuckin pumped dude #im gonna sink so many hours into this game. i can fucking tell.

[nabsthevulture]

Doctors appointment tomorrow to talk about staring T

#tt #im pumped dude im ready for this #im so fuckin excited #idle chatter #dl

[bazelgeuce]

Where's that post saying advertisements as we currently know them should be illegal. That person was so right

#im tired of billboards im tired of commercials im tired of pop ups #dude i got gas the other day and the fucking pump started playing an ad at me i fuckin got back in my car to ignore it #if a gas station pump has too fancy of a screen i literally go somewhere else with a dumber machine. im so tired of it #bf's brother's girlfriend pays for dis/ney+ and it infuriates me that she fuckin pays to watch more commercials than show. #i would cancel immediately if that were my money like tf??? #i refuse to buy any subscription that promises no ads. like yeah? watch me on my computer get adblocked. #like i'm literally just trying to listen to a 3min song and you give me an ad thats 7:49 long? for a PILL? fuck you

[elliespillowprincess]

casual.

a/n: just wanted to let u guys know this fic is inspired by casual by chappel roan!! i think i did see someone else do this so if it seems like im copying i promise im not!! and comment below who made this idea originally!!

c/w: smut!, ellie’s a little toxic, not rlly a happy ending, super short

why you should not support neil druckmann.

listen to casual while u read!!

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“cmon baby, give it to me, that’s it. that’s my girl.” ellie’s hands are pumping inside you at an animalistic pace whilst she kisses you deeply. you’re in your room, music playing from your phone nearby. ellie had come by to eat takeout and watch a movie with you, and it always ended the same way: her deep in your cunt, guiding you through your orgasm, peppering you with praise and kisses, just to get up and leave right after.

you look over to the vase of flowers she got you the other day after your date at the aquarium. you didn’t really know what you were, just that you were something. in group settings she’d act like you didn’t exist, but would text you after to come over.

“please, y/n, come undone on me fuckkkkk.”

“you’re mine, got it? all fuckin mine.”

after she’d make you finish, she’d just get up and get dressed like nothing happened, like she wasn’t just praising you, getting you off, all for your benefit. if you beg her stay, she’d wait until you fell asleep to sneak out of your house, never being there to hold you through the night.

she acted like the two of you were nothing when you’re with your shared friend group, the two of you not even exchanging glances.

this is how it’s been, she’d treat you like a princess in private, and run away as soon as you finished. you wanted to keep your mouth shut, wanted to act like this didn’t bother you, be the cool girl that holds her tongue and gives her space.

but you weren’t.

because this wasn’t casual, you knew it wasn’t, you knew she knew it wasn’t.

but ellie was scared. she was scared of you, of the two of you actually being something. she liked the easiness, she wasn’t tied down to a relationship, she didn’t have any obligations, it was casual, easy.

she’s knuckle deep in you, praising you as you come undone on her fingers. you try to bring her to your face and kiss her, but she pulls away. “ellie, what- what is this?” you blurt. the sentence lingered in the air like a cloud of smoke, she felt as if she inhaled it and let the truth out everything would go wrong. she stared blankly at you, unsure of what to say back. she gets up, grabbing her things. you can tell she wants to say something but her lips are sealed as though superglue was spread across her lips. “ellie..?” as she’s reaching for the door and beginning to step out, she turns around for a moment.

“it’s casual, right?” she says before closing the door behind her. you were left speechless, naked in your bed and feeling dirty. you text your friends, telling them what just happened.

quinn: dude i’m sorry but you’re a loser

ava: why are you still hanging around her?

you silence your phone, not wanting to hear what they said, even if it was the truth.

you knew it was impossible to be casual with ellie. i mean, your favorite bra was in her dresser. the night she took you to a drive in movie and ice cream after, was the first time you went to her house. the two of you stayed up for hours, her making you finish multiple times. you stayed on the phone with joel for hours when she disappeared for a week, talking him down. how could this possibly be casual?

you let a few days go by, not texting ellie at all. it was giving you anger issues, like she was using you. maybe ellie was right, maybe it was just casual fun.

you open your phone, scrolling to find her contact that previously had hearts around her name, but was replaced by just her name after what she said.

y/n: baby will u get me off again?

els: i’m omw

#ellie williams #ellie x fem reader #ellie williams smut #ellie williams x reader #ellie tlou #ellie x reader #ellie x you

[mrrharper]

The Rookie's Figuring It Out

Going back to my dorm room, just had a meeting with Mr. Bridges, and he-- wait, who's Mr. Bridges? Anyway, just came out of a meeting with Coach, went great bro, got all the details figured out. Now I can go back to my place and relax, that was an exhausting day.

As I enter the dormitory building my phone buzzes. I take it and see I got a text from Jamie asking about... wait, what study group is he-- damn, some nerd got his numbers mixed up, I ain't joining no lame study group, no way bruh.

I enter my room and as I put my things away I feel my body aching. But i can't really say why, cause I didn't really-- dude, my muscles are, like, burning bro. Coach dragged me through a nightmare of a workout earlier, ya know, to see if I am worth putting on the roster.

i jump on the couch, now's the time to play some madden bruh, huhuhuhuh... dude, what are those books laying on the table? Intro to anthro... antrop... pology... that is, wait, I... I know, that's like-- huhuh bruh, that's some nerd shit here dude. dunno how it got here but i know where it'll go dude - straight into the trash, where it belongs bro.

bruh, where's my ps4 bro, dude? how am i s'possed to crush random losers on the internet when i don't have that fuckin' console-- dude, gotta prep some food for tomorrow, gotta get that protein huhuhuh, or Coach will get mad-- Coach says to eat enough calories and get enough protein. Coach's word is law. Coach is always right.

so i'm lookin' at my schedule, yeah? and we gotta practice 'morrow for like 4 hours or so, but here i have, in my calendar or whatever, and there's some college shit like dude, like classes and shit, like damn, i gotta tell Coach that i have some conflict in my schedule-- huhuhuhuh damn bro, got some fuckin' class in muh schedule during practice. fuck, what pussy goes to "ancient history 101" like, what a fuckin' idiot dude

wait bro, wait... so im a football bro, yeah, right, but i play college football, and college means, uhhh... like, what was that shit dude, damn... a major, right... college means havin' a major bro, and my major's something like... bruh, its like... oh wait-- huhuhuh dude, who gives a shit about some nerd shit bro, am here to play ball and bro out BRUH!

i 'ave Coach takin' care of all that boring ass shit dude, yeah, he's takin' care of all that smart bullshit and im just workin' out and tacklin' dudes bro. fuck yeah, dude, that's right bruh. im a fuckin' football dawg, born to play and to crush every goddamn dude who stands in my way bro, not to care 'bout any of that lame pussy shit bro. ya wanna go get those guns pumped, bro?

#jock #jock tf #nerd to jock tf #jock development #personality change

[ohbabydollie]

more mutual break up content pls 😗 maybe something smutty?

im getting the vibe that you guys might like the mutual break up

Another failure of a date set up by your friend, she sets you up with all these dudes who she promises “are like schlatt but better!”

ugh, as if

this was the arguably most successful date, some dude named Marcus who looked like Schlatt, he shared the same nose and eyebrows, just that his hair was darker and curlier and his eyes didn’t have the same soft sweet look

It was going good until he noticed a patch of hair on your leg, almost disgusted

he started saying how a good woman should shave, not have a single hair on their legs and especially not between them

so you gave him enough to cover your half of the bill and walked out, not turning back

he made you feel inadequate as a woman, he made you feel bad for qualities that are human, he made you look in the mirror and think

so you thought for a bit and called schlatt

——

“he said what?!” schlatt asked angrily as you nodded

“he said it was disgusting that i had a some hair on my legs” you said “something about real women don’t have leg hair”

“so ya missed a spot while shavin’ it’s not a big deal!”

“right! it’s not even that big of a patch” you said putting down your wine glass and lowering you sweat pants to show him the small patch of hair on your calf

“no way, is that it?” he asks in complete disbelief, rubbing the patch softly “poor bastard would’ve had a heart attack seein’ your bush” he jokes causing you burst out laughing

somehow that small joke ended up with him pressing soft kisses to your clit through your underwear. he gently pulled them down, admiring you softly and muttering soft praises

he was kissing your thighs and suddenly his face was practically buried in your cunt as his tongue lapped at your slit. his hands spreading your legs making sure to keep you from closing your thighs.

he was groaning at the taste of you, grinding on to the bed as you came for the third time with a whine.

"Jay air" you muttered, tugging his hair softly

as much as you didn't like when he would separate his tongue from you, he had to unless he has a death wish

"Sorry princess" he pulled away from you, "you jus’ taste so amazing" he said pulling away from your pussy, softly thrusting his middle finger into your sloppy cunt

“how was he able to stay away from this cute little cunt for so long?" he asks with a smile as he pumps his fingers in and out of you, listening to the sloppy noises

“sounds like fuckin’ heaven”

#schlatt x reader #jschlatt x reader #jschlatt x you #jschlatt x y/n #schlatt x y/n #schlatt x you #jschlatt x reader smut #jschlatt smut #schlatt x reader smut #schlatt smut #mbu!jschlatt

[cherrybomblast]

dude ,,, cant stop thinking abt ur premature ejaculation fic rn. ,,, imagining ts with someone who hates you too,,, jerking off some dude who dislikes for you for no reason, some kinda hatefuck, n there you r barely pumping his dick n him cumming instantaneously then he gets all embarrassed..,,,, calling him a pervert n making fun of him ekekkfkgk

heheheehbdbdhfb i love your brain hon.

tw extremely terrible smut 💩

you're absolutely shocked.. the man that side eyes you every chance he gets, the man who left you stern notes on your office desk and criticizing emails, is now at your doorstep, begging you to please help him, and that he's sorry for bein' so mean, but he needs your help.

the sight you're met with is without a doubt filthy - his tie loosened, pants unbuttoned, hair slicked back with sweat, hands cupped around his unbelievably hard cock. he looked so disgusting in all the right ways.

so, out of the kindness of your heart and your cock you decide to let the poor thing in. he even started to babble about his depraved fantasies he had about you.

you finally, finally get your hands on him, kissing him harshly. but almost seconds after you start palming his erection, the stupid thing starts to whimper and squirm.

you pull away from the kiss trying to figure out what the matter is now, when you feel your hand get hotter, and your palm sticky. you look down, and sure enough- there's a giant wet spot right over his cock.

"... did you just come?" you ask sharply, palming him once again.

"i'm sorry, haah, i just- i'm really- i dunno what's going o-on, nghhh.." he manages to get out through heavy pants..

"that... that was fuckin' nasty, baby..." you laugh out, getting closer to his red hot face. "yeah? are you that gross, that you cum from me touching you like that in seconds?"

"'no-no i don't usually, it doesn't usually, ghhh.. happen li-like that... i don't.. khhhh... i don't know...." he tries to protest, (the best he can, now overstimulated from your touch).

"the only boys that can cum that fast are perverts. are you a pervert, baby?" your grin widens as you whisper right into his ear, and he starts to buck up into your hand again.

he can protest all he wants, but you both know it's true.

(im thinking i like this character too,, shall he be known as pervy coworker? 😌)

#sowwy this is little bit trashy #im running on a monster and nature valley #gay #sub men #cherrie's little brainrots #lgbtqia #male reader #dom!male!reader #fanfic #fanfiction #smut #bad grammar #pure smut #pervy coworker

[badlydrawntricksterdave]

HEY HEY HEY!!!!!

T!D: HEY DUDES!!! oh man its like a motherfucking au up in here whats up im trickster!dave T!D: or just dave if youre a real og T!D: candied up to the max and ready to get down to some real tumblr shenanigans T!D: i was so weird about making an account on here before but im not sure why i was!!! theres nothing to be embarrassed about or anything this is going to FUCKING RULE T!D: guess im a bit late to the party but im here to get DOWN TO BUSINESS and PARTY LIKE IT'S NEW YEARS EVE so feel free to send an ask and spread the good word B) T!D: oh shit i forgot this is supposed to be an intro or something haha but im just TOO FUCKING PUMPED TO GET THIS ROLLING T!D: anyways i like music and raving about bands id be fuckin psyched to talk about music if you guys ask. i also draw and make sickass comix so ill probably post some stuff of that here T!D: this blog has a 0% TOLERANCE FOR ASSHOLES!!!!! if youre one of them heres the door dude ___ ==> | | |. | |___|

#badlydrawndavesprite #homestuck #trickster!dave #dave strider #hes already here

[adollt]

ME2

OK to be fair jacobs loyalty mission is quick and fast its the fact that hes a fucking POS who took advantage of his position to outcast males and keep a haram of woman, and you might ask "well how does that work" cause they shipwrecked (a massive frieghter not for landing) on a planet thats uninhabited, their food stores are shot and so he kept the processed foods for himself and the crew that survived. and made the rest of the "unimportant" crew eat local food that made lost brain cognitive functions, in turn making people really really stupid. and he banished all the males, and kept all the woman. yes its implied heavily. I wish the fanon ending was true, coulda talking him into Heroing himself. but dude has no fucking emotions after it all. its just not very satisfying of an ending, and all that just ... feels kinda forced on by the writters I mean Its just a way to go with a story IG. just wasnt very satisfying as I was more interested in Wrex holding off the outsiders before we finished off our talk

BUT ANYWAYS, HOLY SHIT LAIR OF THE SHADOW BROKER IS THE FUCKING BEST GODDAMN DLC FOR MASS EFFECT AND I FINALLY PLAYED IT. I love going Renegade Shep for a majority of the game, why should I care if you have a 1 mother you plan on killing. the mission before jacobs I literally killed 304,942 Batarians in one move, and you think I wont shoot some random woman to kill someone so deadly? im not a cop, imma fuckin specter and were gonna blast you

There was like another boss fight earlier but not as good as the Spectres I thought was gonna be a cool fweind, everytime she went and hid away and yelled she was coming down I was in the power wheel so it froze in this section (miss me photo)

b-b-b-b-b-but why are you working f-f-f-f-for cerburus t-t-t-t-heir twaitors

and so we got onto the ship, this fucking Lightning Chucker 3000. looked sick as hell (sorry forgot to get photos) this is finally where my Insanity Vanguard is unleashing, were launching into the fray pumping shotgun blasts AND using grunts move on myself to get super shields has made my survivability 200 times higher, I didnt even know that was a thing in this game and I would say without that buff Vanguard is stuck being a gimmiked Soldier

we found liars friend that she made after we fucknig blew up (he also helped saves us from me1 - me2) where he recovered our body with liara and gave them to Cerberus. hes a bro, I call him "Oil Slick" cause hes got a beautiful bald drell dome on him. But enough for .... our home boy, we needa bust him outta his Electric chair and to do that we need knock all power ya. so we confront the pussy faced "shadow broker" what an interesting species and what a POS one at that for murdering humans when we were barely getting off our rock in massacre's. Liara calling him out as a slaver kidnapping him as a literal war trophy / pet is all that hes worth anyways. So we started fuckin blastin. HE FUCKIN KNOCKS THE FUCK OUTTA OUR BOY GRUNT FOR THE ENTIRE FIGHT AND THEN WE GO INTO HAVING TO FIST FIGHT THE MFKER, i shoulda recorded it. BUT FUCK IT WAS SO COOL TO SEE VANGUARD SHEPARD FUCKING THROWING 1 2 WITH SOMETHING BIGGER THAN A FUCKING KROGAN

man shepard, is the best character in gaming. hands down.

#ME #Mass Effect #Jacob Loyalty mission #Jacob Me2 #Insanity #Vanguard

[hanniiesuckle17]

Chapter 12: 82.4%?

A/n: dude im taking my final tomorrow and gotta take care of 3 late assignments but on monday im fucking seeing wei and semi kinda meeting them so im so fuckin pumped!!!!! but also probbaly gonna die from all of those things. Tag List is Open <3

Tag List: @mini-meanhoe​​​​ @leggomylino​ @hanstagram​​​​ @desertofdessert​​​​ @hoes4hoseok​​​​ @jeonqqin​​​​ @mrsunshine999​​​​ @jisungsjheekies​​​​ @hannie-squirrel00​​​​​ @cotccotc​​​​​ @yangs-jeongin​​​​​ @binniebutter​​​​​ @orangegyu​​​​​ @little-precious-baby​​​​​ @raethethey​​​​​ @sofie296​​​​​ @love-letters-2-jisungie​​​​​ @bluejayboys​​​​​

SMIY Tag List: @sanccharine​​​​​​ @txt-yaomi​​​​​​ @lyramundana​​​​​​​ @jaycheoluwu​

Pairing: Jeong Yunho x Reader    

Genre: Series, Fluff, Angst, Comedy, Idol au, Secret Relationship

Updates: Saturday 9 AM CDT (Hopefully)

Warnings: Cursing, Privacy Invasion, Dieting, Overworking, 18+Themes (eventually), Intense threats, Mention of suicide, Mention of violence

Summary: Privacy. Normalcy. Love. Y/n was ready to give all of that up when she became an idol. She was more than happy with the absence of those qualities in her life until a certain six foot mountain of sunshine and chaos was cast opposite her in her first drama. Confronted with the fact that she no longer knows what she wants; Y/n must decide if he’s truly worth giving up the life she’s dreamed of…and how much damage she’ll let happen before she makes a decision.

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[pesterloglog]

Gamzee Makara, Dave Strider

Act 5, page 4027-4031

terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG]

TC: it's all your fault.

TG: ?

TC: IT'S ALL YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN FAULT.

TC: honk.

TG: ok

TC: YOU ALL CRACKED OFF THE TOP OF THE BOTTLE TO THOSE FUCKIN CLOWN IMPOSTORS.

TC: that all were spraying out the flagrant motherfuckin heresies at me.

TC: THE FLAGRANT MOTHER FUCKING HERESIES MOTHER FUCKER.

TC: is what came out from their mouths, it made me get my sadness on to see it.

TC: AND MY RAGE ON FUCKING HARDER.

TG: im sorry

TC: all my life i believed at a fuckin paradise to come what held the most baller, darkest of carnivals to join.

TC: AND A PROPHECY

TC: to tell all about a band of rowdy and capricious minstrels steeped in the good harshwhimsy.

TC: THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS WERE FORETOLD TO BE CRASHING THAT FUCKING PIE STAND AND BRING THE HOLY RUCKUS.

TC: like a giddy fuckin ninja one wheeling head long at the hugest fuckin horn heap shangri la's got to see.

TC: I'M TALKING ABOUT THE VAST HONK, YOU BLASPHEMOUS MOTHERFUCKER.

TC: what i believed in it to be was so beautiful, us and them all mellowing in tents, bumpin sounds, tossing back the faygo and soaking the miracles up our faith sponges, while the special stardust rained down at our elixir sticky faces, like a bunch a fuckin fairy powder from religion space.

TC: IT WAS GOING TO BE US AND MOTHER FUCKING THEM.

TC: them and mother fuckin us. :o(

TG: this is like

TG: some trolling schtick right

TG: this icp shit

TC: BUT NOW.

TC: because of you.

TC: BECAUSE OF ALL YOU AND YOUR FUCKING OUTRAGEOUSNESS.

TC: you stole up all my miracles away by revealing at me how the wicked shit was really kicked.

TC: LIKE SOME FILTHY FUCKING SCIENSTIFF WHO AT OLD TIMES WOULD BE RULED UNFUNNY WITHOUT EVEN GETTING HIS FUCKING TRIAL ON.

TC: and now i don't know what to think about the spiritual fantasies i had.

TC: HONK )o:

TG: hahaha

TG: best troll ever

TG: i dont even care if you're really into this stuff or not its awesome

TC: uhhhhh, what stuff?

TG: like

TG: horrorcore

TG: lame clown rap and stuff

TC: >:o?

TG: dude are you an actual juggalo or not

TC: bro, that word you used isn't nothing real i've heard of.

TC: IT STRIKES AT ME AS ANOTHER HERETICAL FUCKING BASTARDIZATION OF SOME SACRED SHIT I TAKE SERIOUSLY IN MY PUMP BISCUIT.

TC: i mean i guess, took seriously.

TG: hahahahaha

TG: do you really not know what im talking about

TC: I HAVE THE IDEA THAT YOU PUT IN MY PAN TO SIT THERE.

TC: that the paradise planet

TC: IS A FUCKING JOKE.

TC: and the miracles

TC: ARE FAKE.

TC: pure fiction.

TC: FALSE FAKEY FRAUDY CON JOBS FROM A BUNCH OF UNFUNNY NINJA HARLEQUIN BULLSHIT ARTISTS.

TG: ahaha

TG: i cant even tell if youre trying to troll me with this or if you actually are having some weird emotional problem

TC: can't it be motherfuckin

TC: BOTH THINGS.

TG: ok im telling you

TG: you need to watch this video

TG: the song isnt even supposed to be released for another year or something

TG: but i got it from an inside source

TG: this is as hot as it gets

TG: hang on lemme dig it up

TC: no.

TC: MOTHER FUCK NO, BRO.

TC: i'm not looking on any more of your blasphmemes.

TC: I REALLY JUST CAME BACK ON YOU TO MOTHER FUCKING SAY.

TC: that while that sickening noise you did at me is your fault

TC: THERE'S SOMETHING I DID AT YOU WHAT'S MINE.

TC: i did something that's motherfucking atrocious to your posse.

TC: MADE YOUR WHOLE CREW OF JOKERS GET TO BEING KINDA MENTALLY MOTHER FUCKIN

TC: unstable.

TC: IN FUCKING FACT

TC: that atrocious business i got to doing

TC: I DID THAT SHIT TO YOUR WHOLE UNIVERSE AS A MATTER OF MOTHER FUCKING FACT.

TC: you see

TC: YOU MOTHER FUCKIN SEE

TC: i finally got all caught up in what's true behind the sweet murdermirth of the bitchin bloodcircus.

TC: I REACHED DEEP DOWN AND GOT AT WHERE ALL THE REAL HARSHWHIMSIES WERE HIDING INSIDE ME.

TC: in the angriest ways i found up my dark ancestral chucklevoodoos within.

TC: AND THEN

TC: i focused on them through the rage you made me have

TC: AND I WENT AND MADE YOUR UNIVERSE...

TC: terminal. Bo)

TG: none of that really meant anything but ok

TG: also you have me confused for somebody else we never talked

TG: i guarantee i would have remembered you

TC: ALL THAT MOTHER FUCKIN MATTERS IS I REMEMBER YOU AND WHAT YOU DID.

TC: i'm just all letting you in on the ways i set the high justice in motion.

TC: MADE US MOTHERFUCKING SQUARE, YOU AND ME.

TC: me and you.

TG: thats cool juggalo guy who i still cant quite tell is ironic about this or not

TG: but like i said either way its all good

TC: HAHAHAHAHA, YOU DON'T MOTHER FUCKING BELIEVE.

TC: you need to get more spirituality into your superstition ghost.

TC: LIKE THE MOTHERFUCKING FAITHCHUMP THAT WHAT I WAS.

TC: as if i'd forget to do my chucklevoodoos to you too.

TC: TO FUCK UP YOUR DREAMS.

TC: make your worst fears come alive and get up on their haunts in your naphappy pan.

TG: what

TG: what fears

TC: YOU MOTHER FUCKING KNOW, BROTHER.

TC: its the fuckin puppet.

TC: THE ONE THAT'S ALL GOT TO BE MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND I GOT NOW.

TC: now that my other buddy managed to be having his head chopped off. :oC

TG: oh god

TG: did my bro put you up to this

TG: i should have guessed he might have a hand in some of these shitty trolling escapades

TC: YOUR BRO'S DEAD BRO.

TC: couldn't keep my new friend captive no more.

TC: RELEASED YOUR NIGHTMARES RIGHT INTO MY WARM FUCKING EMBRACE.

TC: and now i listen at what they whisper through my hear ducts.

TG: hahaha jesus

TG: you are fucking insane

TC: I'M ALL HEARING THESE AMAZING MOTHERFUCKIN THINGS.

TC: i think he'll help me refigure out what's the real reality about the miracles.

TC: HE'LL HELP ME TO MOTHER FUCKIN DISCOVER THE TRUTH OF WHO THE MESSIAHS ARE.

TC: the real messiahs, not the false mess a lies, hahahahaha.

TC: HONK.

TG: so

TG: my bros idiotic ventriloquist dummy is responsible for this schizophrenic bullshit

TG: is that what youre saying

TC: motherfuuuuuck yes, bro.

TG: what else does he say

TC: HE SAYS

TC: all in this funny little voice

TC: THAT IS SO

TC: very

TC: VERY

TC: very

TC: VERY

TC: quiet

TC: THAT

TC: it's time

TC: TO GO

TC: mother

TC: FUCKING

TC: kill

TC: THEM

TC: all.

TG: welp

TG: that sounds about right

TG: better do what he says dude

TC: YEAH.

TC: hahaha, here was i to come at you with all these unruly upbraids i got pent up.

TC: WHEN YOU KNOW MOTHERFUCKIN WHAT?

TC: i should be gettin grateful to you for sharing at me your way ridic heresies, brother.

TC: THE ROAD TO THE DARK CARNIVAL HAS NEVER BEFORE BEEN PAVED WITH LOUDER HONK HORNS TO TREAD UPON.

TC: and scare the living motherfuck out of the lowblood faithless with each step. ;o)

TG: hahahahahahahaha

TG: you are either literally an insane psychopathic murderer or some kind of trolling savant

TG: time to block you now but lets do this again ok

TC: YOU FUCKIN KNOW IT, BRO.

TC: i like you.

TC: WOULDN'T MIND TAKING THAT PALE MARSHMALLOW YOU GOT AS A NUGBONE OFF YOUR SHOULDERS.

TC: for this collection i got started on.

TC: ADD A LITTLE STRAWBERRY JAM TO THIS PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH I'M MAKING BETWEEN MY MOTHER FUCKING LIPS.

TG: holy shit

TC: hey, before you go

TC: HOW ABOUT THAT WE

TC: slam a little. ;oD

TG: uh

They both then proceeded to have one of the best rap-offs in the history of paradox space.

#homestuck #gamzee makara #dave strider #homestuck act 5 #page 4027 #page 4028 #page 4029 #page 4030 #page 4031 #homestuck act 5 act 2

[aroaceswagtournament]

IM SO FUCKIN PUMPED DUDE THIS IS GONNA BE IMMENSELY FUN

I HOPE SO

#im nervous bc ive never done anything this big ahha #but i hope itll go well :D #i have a person i want to win but. im not nominating anyone #gonna let you guys do the work #asks

[asafeplaceforus112]

The owl house season 3 episode 3 watching and dreaming

OH MY GOD!!! KINGS DAD?!?!

String bean my beloved 😭😭😭

OH MY GOD THE GIRL FRIENDS ARE FIGHTING

Holy fuck these nightmares

I love how the semantics are how Luz figured it out

Why did Luz touch Amitys arm pit as a way to know she "felt like Amity" ??? XD Luz been squishing her arm pit??

OH MY GOD THE OWL HOUSE FAMILY MEETING EACH OTHER AGAIN

Eda kissing their heads!!!

Oh no belos knows king is a titan

Raines voice is so soothing

The palismans becoming frieeends

I like that Luz is realising that the collector is just a confused kid

Come on Raine you got this,get rid of him!

It's Pacman!!!!

Marbles!

God you just know that the games were gonna be an episode! If only Disney weren't fuck wits

Tetris!

"I think I barfed ... Like TWELVE TIMES" "Wanna make it lucky number thirteen *yeets king*"

The collector has they/them pronouns awwweee baby space child

The collector is just a kid that's been used by the adults in their life. Smol vibes with that, we all vibe like that

Low key love the detail of the heart beating still, coz hearts do be like that, they keep pumping by themselves out of the body

Holy shit holy shit holy shit it's SANS /J /lh

OH MY GOD IS THE TITAN ACTUALLY ALIVE??

The belos spread is really really disgusting and that's like a compliment to the animators

NO BITCH he TRYING TOU KNOW

You know collector really tried

OH MY GOD ITS GROWING ON HER OH FUCK THAT

This fucks with our fear of holes so bad

OH MY GOD LUZ JUST DIED LUZ JUST DIED

"I dont feel so good Mr. Stark" energy HOLY FUCK

Oh my god Luz just died

Holy shit holy shit this is so fucked up

The collector not understanding that she won't come back

Theyre so confused and scared poor baby

oh thank god, kings dad thank god

HOOTY IS A WORM FROM KINGS DAD

NO YIU FUCKIN EITH NE, HES EO SMOL AND LIKE DAD SHAPED

KINGS DAD IS BIGENDER

I love King's dad

Please please I need king to meet his dad

I'm gonna cry king isn't gonna meet his dad will he

The idea of the massive skeleton having the clothes I just oh no

Oh it makes sense.... Because because they couldn't have the boiling Isles if the titan woke up and existed

Oh no string bean

Oh no the collector is so confused and scared

OH NY GOD TITAN KYZ IS SI FHCKING COOL

LUZ STILL DOING CATCHPHRASES

Edas happy "aaaaaaaaaah"

I love how Luz is taller

Please don't have the collector die, I really luv the lil dude

I like how eda has to help coz Luz isn't used to having magic by herself

Nawww gus' lil guy falling 😭😭😭

I LOVE THAT IT WAS A THING FROM THE BEHINGING THAT ITS "MAGIC COMES FROM THE HEART" stop that's so cute

RAINES ALIVE

Awwwwweee they love each other

LUZ SAID THE LINE

Different note, I love how King screams the aroace flag /lh /hj

Fuck you belos

Awwwwweee the archive building turns into a crown for the titan

Awwwee the collector just wanted friends

Now kisth (referring to Raine and eda)

I love how Belos is trying to pretend like he's cursed

I love that they just squished Belos

"dang kid you do have tol genes"

They made it! They're all alive

"I loathe you" " bread pun!!!" Shut that's so sad and cute and heart breaking

Awwwee they're all together

OH MY GOD GROWN UP LUZ??? I HEARD THAT VOICE DEEPEN

STEEEEEEEVE

Awwwee Gus having different clones and his dad guessing which one

DARIAS AND HUNTER SHUT

Borscha missed her GFS /j /lh

SSTTTEEEEEVVEEE

The girlfriends kiss im so glad

AWWWEEE EDA AND CAMILLE MET

HOOOOOOTTTTTTTYYYYY MY BELOVED

King saying " I hope I see you again"

Luz has no magic ):

She still has string bean and potions tho!

GROWN UP LUZ

THEY BOTH GRADUATED

STRING BEAN WITH AN APPLE ON DA HEAD

Hunter became a person that makes palismans

They're in love ur honor

He got his moustache!!

Oh my god Amity is a queeeeen

Awwweee he retired

Awwwwweee they figured out magic to get rid of the coven seal I'm so happy

OH MY GOD DARIUS AND ALFOR? COUKD THERE BE A SHUP? COUKD HE HATE HIM COZ HE OOGES HIM MWYBE!!!

Raine 🥰

Gus is a teacher

EDA HAS A HOOOOOOOK I LOVE THST FOR HER

King is lanky!!!!! Lanky middle evolution!!!!

Awwwwwweeee "king-cerea"

THE BIRTHDAY CAKE DOLL THING

King si making magic!!!

NEW GLYPH LANGUAGE SHUTDUDP

HES SO LANKY

Willow Dom's the hell out of hunter /j /lh

"BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE"

SHUTTUP oh my god ;-;

Tdlr: fuck Disney for not giving us more of this show

#owl house spoilers #the owl house watching and dreaming

[mrrharper]

Bro Advice

bruh, you 'kay there dawg? cause yer sittin' here all moody n' depressed dude and im like this ain't right, yeah bro?

ah, ya what dude? failed an... exam bro? huhuhuhuh bruh, come on dude, don't be a pussy 'bout it, who cares bout some random exam lol bro

okay, okay bro, i see yer real invested in this exam bullsh-- in this exam, and im here like why bruh? you're at the gym bro, ya should be like pumped and ready to lift dude

yer career depends on it? bruh, there ain't nothin' worth broodin' over like you're doin' right now bro, just nah dude, life just continues bro, you just stand up and get some weights on the rack huhuhuhuh am i right bro?

brooooo! am tellin' ya, arms and chest is like the perfect thing for a shit day bruh-- yer not a gym-obsessed dumbass? dawg, gym's like the only thing worth obsessing over huhuhuh bro, am tellin' ya

nah dude, ya need some correctin' that attitude bro, cause let me tell ya bro, yer just thinkin' too much my dude

bro, don't fight it, believe me bro, yer gonna feel so fuckin' good bro, you lust gotta let go, just not hold as many fuckin' useless thoughts in that head of yours bro, its like so simple bruh

ugh, bruh that's cause you're fightin it dude, like try this bro, like, come 'ere bro, were gonna do some curls bro, gotta get these guns pumped huhuhuh

yeah bro, get these movements steady dude, rep after rep, yeah like that dude, feel them repeat, one after the other, almost endless bro

exactly bruh, yer killin it dude, just keep pushin', yeah like that-- nah bruh, ya can't just go back to talkin' bout that... i don't even remember what ya were broody about bro, see, that's what yer s'possed to so - just kinda forget bro, cause it ain't important dude

dawg, ya don't understand, and yer the one with too much thinkin' huhuhuhuh, good one, anyway bro, ya have to let it go bruh, let it go

don't be a fuckin nerd bro, am yer big bruh and am gonna take care of ya, but ya can't just turn into some pussy, ya get it bro

fuck yeah dude, get that PB bro, let's fuckin' go brah! see, yer doin' great bro, ya just gotta push yourself on the bench dude and that's all it takes

huh, bro, no idea what you're on about dude, like, ya came to the gym and we're doing a workout, what else is there to it?

nah bro, yer like my lil' bro, ain't that right huhuhuh, cause im like, makin' sure yer a proper bro in the gym, yeah?

dude, uni's not a thing for real bros like ya or me, it's for lame nerds who can't even lift 50 lbs on the bench, fuckin' hell those damn pussies, we ain't like them bro, we're real men bro

i mean, just look at yourself, these pumped guns and chest, some nice thick thighs, bro yer a real bro, like myself dude, no denying it

i bet yer mind feels foggy huhuhuhuh, you just lifted like a lot bro, you gotta take a break after this dude

nah, man, am pretty sure we've been like, bros in the gym for like, months, weeks, who gives a fuck, but I can tell ya that i ain't quittin' bruh, ill take care of ya, lil' bro, just like ive always done, right bruh?

right bro

yer my bro, dude

always have been

and ain't nothin' gonna change that

duhuhuhuh these are some nice biceps bro

#jock #jock tf #nerd to jock tf #personality change #dumber