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ravenwolfie97 · 5 years
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i get the feeling this is not a normal
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anonil88 · 3 years
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I guess I can liveblog me watching the premiere of Genera+ion and I'll be honest im only watching this because Justice is in it haha.
Genera+ion Ep.1 liveblog
This is rated TV-MA so watch at your own discretion.
Spoilers below as always
I'm glad this girl is wanting to call 911 which tbh she should of just called 911.
Chester:
Hi Chester this is cute but that would have been a dress code violation. Well at least this is realistic because he is getting a dress code write up.
I dont know how high-schools do this now but they had a bin of alternative clothing aka old school merchandise and extra gym clothes for you to change in.
This is semi realistic to how kids would talk to teachers in high-school aka not knowing the concept of boundaries.
Chester and Jules Vaughn would get along if only to steal eachothers clothes.
Oh he plays sports and is popular.....
Yea my alma mater high-school would have been like heres another violation because Chester is just walking around on school grounds like this:
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Nooooooo please not another student/teacher relationship brewing. I hope this ends up just with Chester having a crush that isn't reciprocated but he learns and grows from it. I thought teacher student relationships were messy and gross even when I was in high school with a teacher crush.
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Oh he's sad and alone but is super popular.
Wait Nathan is really at this party and is real and they are going to meet.
Yea thats not something to joke about Chester, even if it was like some repressed just sad phrase that sparks concern in a lot of people.
Who was that girl?
Who is this girl?
Where's Nathan? Uh what is going on? This is weird. (The setup of this conversation and the writing of the coversation is just weird and feels like something that wouldn't happen.)
Greta:
Someone has a crush? Or maybe she just compares herself a lot to this other girl.
Ana seems so fun. Ay I love this kid lmfao he is playing video games in a wig.
Oh she is gay.
This is how arguments with teenagers sometimes go as an adult, you just stand there like huh while they blow off that hormonal anger.
Uhhhhh this girl is a homophobe with gay parents.
So these stories do move in tandem got it.
Her story is so short by comparison
Nathan
What the fuck kind of p**n is this damn kid watching? Hot dogs?
They are self censoring themselves in a arguments? Just dont cuss at your parents and then you won't have to yell because who the hecking first place told you etc. etc. This sterile ass family calendar, ew.
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The sibling chemistry when these two are supposed to be buddy buddy siblings is so so dry. They don't even feel like siblings.
Hydroflask sksksks
Oh he was drawing on her arm the entire time what does it say.
They are bringing up the savior feminist person that every single generation has.. That person always brings stuff like this up in the wrong class like math.
So their relationship is sour already? Huh?
Oh there is a church in this school or is it just
A dick pic?
Uh why would she record that? That is fucking weird especially because she is his little sister and she was snooping. All of this because he took a pic of her?
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What a bitch threatening to out him (Even as someone who was outted i really am tired of this storyline being told time and time again in regards to queerness. Also its usually always happening to very non femme white m_n), and she is really low key homophobic. No wonder she's friends with that other homophobe girl. Why does she care if he's gay.
What high-school student is listening to Jessie Ware at a house party?
This is why he was freaking out? Because he got a little cum in his eye. Weird as fuck.
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OH thats his sisters boyfriend's cum, oof. But who sleeps with their siblings brother? Especially a sibling that they were super close with? Revenge? For what?
Does he like this girl too and that guy since he's apparently bi.
This writing of this show is again sigh.
Oh it was her house party, why the fuck would he write that on his friend fucking weird. Me and my friends wrote on eachothers arms in high-school but it was drawings of pigeons and gloomy bear sometimes song lyrics. He wrote property of.....that's weird as hell.
Who is she i wanna know more about her?
And its over.
Overall: for a pilot this is meh very very lackluster, which is a bad sign for a pilot. There is little that makes this show special to me from the first episode. Which special can come from a lot of things but this episode did not have that special thing. I am going to watch the other two uploaded episodes to get a better idea of the show. I do think this show is much more realistic than a lot of other teen dramas. In terms of the scenarios happening are more palatable and the moments of 2nd hand embarrassment are realistic. Those moments thats are supposed to be funny or give you a chuckle feel very dry. In general the writing is......
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I do think people who are adverse to programs like Skins and Euphoria (which euphoria is realistic but has dramatics and is very in your face about heavy topics) will enjoy this. This reminds me of shows like Degrassi and Grand Army with a bit more "grit" and not as graphic as other teen shows. Warning there is still some mentions, alluding to, and depictions of sexual encounters and p**n. If anyone else watched or watches this show im interested in your thoughts.
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faunusrights · 4 years
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OFFAL HUNT REMASTERED LIVEBLOG // CHAPTER 16
in which murphy nearly cries AGAIN over this fic AGAIN
Cinder didn't say anything. She returned that searching look, like she was wanting something too, like she believed Glynda held some key for her own soul.
HELP ME PLEASE GOD HELP
STOP!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE I BEG OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i GUESS WE HAVE THIS CHAPTER TOO. I GUESS. OH MY GOD. IM GONNA SCREAM.
we’re opening with florence + the machine lyrics and i LOVE me some florence which is the only thing helping me cope rn but HERE WE GO. WE JUST HAD PAIN. NOW IT’S TIME FOR. MORE, PROBABLY.
The room was cast in filtered blues that seemed to drown all other color, an abyss of night that stole the reds of Cinder’s dress, smothering her in wine-violet.
i once made an offal hunt bingo card that i should have been using the entire time (whoops) but add ‘colour theory’ to it somewhere. and also because i see violet i see glyndas colour am i onto smthng here,
ALSO:
She hadn't said a word beyond what was strictly necessary through the entire ride up to her little apartment.
glynda... have u been invited into a lady’s apartment,,,,,,,,, GLYN,,,,,,,,,, HAVE U PULLED,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, G L Y N D
The lights reflected in her eyes in discs, like screens, like cat’s eyes—shockingly yellow in all the somber blue.
OH
FUCK YEAH
FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT’S GLOWY EYES HOURS FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
i have been WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT for like FOREVER oooooooh my god yes. YES. cinder yr PRETTY EYES. i love her. did i mention that. because i do,
Glynda had heard of Faunus taking blades to themselves, to try and hide their features and escape the ever-present eye of human oppression. To cut away ears and horns and tails, shearing parts of their own bodies in a desperate break for freedom.
i want to say something thats VERY 👈😢👈 because i. hrm. dont worry abt it. im filing it away. like glynda is. but in a sadder context.
‘whats sadder than this?’
dont ask,
That couldn’t happen. Glynda didn’t want that to happen. No matter the risk. No matter how Cinder would lash out.
OUGH,,, glynda if u start 2 care then cinder will start 2 care and thats a one way ticket on the pain train to gaytown. i, for one, am thrilled,
The response on Glynda’s tongue withered as Cinder, with little fanfare, lifted her dress over her head and laid it haphazardly across the dresser. When Cinder turned back around, the faint sliver of light found purchase in the thin chain around her neck and the jade pendant laid against her bare chest.
OH
OH SHIT
/crashing sounds
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MA’AM,
im having to take a minute just give me a minute please give me a m in u te
It was impossible to tell whether Cinder noticed her sliding out to the left of her own body.
glynda, but slightly to the left,
HONESTLY ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!! HELLO??????????????????? MA’AM
this bed sharing is the straw thats gonna break the murphy’s back. this is it. im gonna die.
Mindfully slow in the darkness, Glynda walked to the other side of the bed, folded her glasses onto the nightstand, and slid under the covers next to Cinder. A small space existed between them. Glynda’s heart thumped in her chest as she tried to discern even the slightest motion from Cinder at her back. Proximity made her dizzy with warmth.
im not even able to comment on like specific instances because im as LOST AS GLYNDA IS RN,,,, WHAT,,,, HELLO?????????????? GLYNDA. THEYRE
THE BED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Glynda jostled her shoulder. “Are you awake? Cinder?”
“You’re not giving me much of a choice,” Cinder said, unmoving.
og offal hunt COULD never DID never WOULD never i am absolutely going fucking ape shitt crazy feral rn. holy shit. holy shit. lads. the bed. the bed. theyre in the bed. you. whats going on.
“I know,” Glynda agreed. “You’re kind of a menace.”
Cinder was silent. In hindsight, that hadn’t come out as encouragingly as Glynda meant.
hsdjgfsgdf if this is what its like when these two are. semi-enemies. can u imagine what it’ll be like when theyre dating
(i can)
“If I showed up on Sienna Khan’s doorstep with an army behind me, she’d demand to know what took me so long to come home.” Cinder’s eyes were burning coals lodged in the sockets of her shadowed, furious face. “Fuck her. Fuck all of them.” She paused only for breath. “It’s been years—decades—and they still think—”
GOD. THE LORE!!!!!!!!!!! i am SO interested in cinders backstory and this version is rly just going wild. going hoggie wild on this shit. what the hell happened. why did it happen????????? whats going on?????? CINDER... TELL US MORE...
She was furious, like a cornered and wounded Grimm; furious, and hungry for violence.
👈😔👈
“If there is, bring me with you.”
“You?”
“Yeah.”
this is some poetic cinema. this is some soft and tender shit. i want to cry. why is this SO good.
Something small and charmed crawled out of the hollow of Cinder’s expression: the flicker of a smile, for just a moment. She said softly, “We weren’t all born with ancient souls, Glynda. Some of us were lucky to be born at all.”
👈👈👈😭😔😞👈👈👈
this is so soft. im absolutely dying. im going to die. take me out.
It must have been the room, or the night, or air, or—something—that made Glynda admit, “I wish—that I felt that way.” At the expectant silence that followed, Glynda swallowed and continued, “Not—not with the White Fang. Just… I wish that it felt like everything had been leading to something. That everything in my life was worth it.”
Cinder was very quiet.
I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING. DIESEL. KC. I WILL PERSONALLY BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSES OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! STOP!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
oh this sucks SO MUCH MORE when you KNOW THINGS(tm) ABOUT THINGS and ooooooooooooooooh my god im literally gonna fuckin die oh my GOD STOP!!!! STOP I HATE IT
It was like swallowing water and holding it in her lungs. She hated how it hurt. But she would rather that than drive Cinder away. She would rather anything than be alone right now.
the good news: this edition of offal hunt is so much more potent abt everything. EVERYTHING feels more vibrant and more real and more interesting and more... everything. and its GREAT i adore it
the bad news: im fucking sobbing
“Ten,” Glynda said. “I enrolled at Beacon when I was twelve.”
okay this is still a very sad moment but also can you fucking imagine rolling up to class at 17 and seeing a literal 12 year old look you in the eye and go ‘you know i can tutor you if you need extra help’. id be fucking livid. who is this square,
Instead, Cinder dared nearer, smoothing a stray lock of hair behind Glynda’s ear. It was an oddly comforting gesture, coming from her. Glynda’s heart stalled in her chest and Cinder, ignoring it, said, “I know it meant a lot to you. That he meant a lot to you.”
me, pointing: this is it ladies and gents and beans. this is it. cinder’s gone and done it now. i can feel it on the wind. here it is. there it goes.
“What is your destiny?” Glynda asked, feeling bolder than before.
The fingers brushing hair behind Glynda’s ear stalled. Cinder’s palm laid warm against Glynda’s high, sharp cheekbone. Something stuttered and then leapt between them, and Glynda’s face went hot when Cinder whispered, “You.”
“Me?”
“We were born in the same year. You couldn’t have known that—that we’re the same age.” Cinder paused and withdrew her hand, tucking it against her own chest. “But my mother felt it. I always knew.”
Glynda didn’t begin to know how to respond.
“We were born in the same year,” Cinder repeated, almost as if to remind herself, like swearing an oath. “We’ve always been each other’s destiny.”
“I always thought it was my destiny to die,” Glynda finally admitted. “Just like my mothers.”
“No,” Cinder said, distantly. “No, it isn’t.”
okay its bad form to grab SUCH a huge section to like bring attention to it but this is. so much. not just from a fucking offal veteran perspective but SO much more too. like this section is just IT its the CORE of the THING!!!!!! and i wish i could go into why hooooooooooooly shit this bit is just. It(tm) but thats a spoiler so i will settle for this
👈👈👈👈👈👈👈👈👈👈😭😭😭😭😭😭😔😔😔😔😞😞😞😢😢😢😢😢😨😨😨😨👈👈👈👈👈👈👈👈👈
cinder’s last line? has me on the FLOOR. THE FLOOR.
When Glynda asked Cinder what her destiny was, Cinder had said you.  
The echo of it was butterflies in Glynda’s stomach.
im losing it. ima bsolutely beside myself
An unfamiliar tension lined Glynda, one she couldn't name or place or recognize. It choked up her throat and clogged her lungs with some unfathomable longing, but for what, she could not place. She looked at Cinder, studying every part of her face, and knew she was studied in turn; Cinder’s lips parted slightly as if she was about to speak, but she said nothing in the end.
But even without speaking, Glynda felt like she’d found an answer to a question she hadn’t had the courage to ask.
OOF. GOD. IM. AH. SHIT. C H R I S T.
i know that this is. [redacted]. and things. and that this is gonna turn into a chapter i look back on and WINCE at when [redacted] and [spoilers] happen but ooooooooooh my goooooooooooooooooood im dying. im outtie. goodbye. rip. fuck me.
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transrightsjimin · 5 years
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semi-liveblogging the wedding over the past few hours when i was typing in the restroom
the speeches are rly funny bd embarrass the couple (funny aside from the mention of my cousine wearing an inflatable dick at a bachelor party nd everyone laughing yikes) but god i just dont see any love in this cishet couple. they kiss and it looks so loveless. weddings r dumb. the wedding is ok i guess but im just getting tired from all the loud overwhelming family and extended family. i only have been at two other weddings before in my life and i now know why those were so forgettable. im tired.
right after i typed this in we did a group photo and the wedding photographer on a roof told us to make silly faces and of c my mom pulled at the outer corners of her eyes and mouth =____= i kinda wanted to say smth but she gets real fucking scary when i call her out on racism and shes said in the past she will slap me if i say she does smth racist again and so i just stood there like o_o real uncomfortable and oof everyone is just being like. other topic but i think it's typical for the area in the netherlands that we live in but everyone being seriously mean to each other but also meaning it in a friendly way somehow and it's so fucking annoying.
anyway we got food after that and my grumpiness went away for a while bc i was rly hungry and needed to take my meds bc the wedding party was ok but i only remembered the bad stuff
also family kept talking abt my other cousine needing to be w a boyfriend even if she isn't looking currently and urgh
i got cake after that but the guy who cut the cakes had no idea what was in them hcgxxgkhkj
now im on the toilet for ages to type this out
it's getting cold and i wanna go to our hotel to sleep but the evening party is abt to start in 30 minutes and ppl want to dance w me and i hate it bc no one can dance and i am TIRED this is too much noise and social interaction
so i look rly nice w cool eyemakeup and a pink long layered skirt and green n white shirt and my eye makeup is green n pink too and i got lots of compliments on it too :) the groom has a surprisingly pretty suit in mint green and the bride has makeup on done by a makeup artist w questionable skills but i do love the pearls in her hair
also my aunt is drunk as fuck nd we are worried for her
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theythemsam · 5 years
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spn 7x16, liveblog, collected posts (all 18 of them) or as i like to call it: Those people took dance ‘til you drop a bit too literal. Also nice flashbacks to the s1 finale. 
Oh yeah it’s the cursed objects
#poor girl :/ #like being a ballerina is already hard enough but to then die bc the shoes wont let her stop dancing is terrible
 Also again with the blood spraying against the window
#yikes
 Sam not being able to sleep any longer is so sad
#but jared really plays it well!!! #like he looks so. So. Exhausted
 I feel so sorry for the poor girl
#like she just wanted to dance ballet #that must have been so scary
 Ugh this woman is so shitty! Like Miss you can open your own damn door!
 At first I thought the meat grinder was cursed
#like I feel so sorry for this lady #she just wants to cook some good dinner #but already like her just cutting is bad bc its already scary
 Now she’s drinking tea like the gods intended
#shoulda put a teabag into her mouth first though :/
 Now I know Dean is just putting on those gloves bc the teapot (my brain just combined kettle and pot into pottle and… I hate it!) is cursed, not bc of not leaving fingerprints but I AM proud of him here
#asdfh pls get your fingerprints lasered or something
 “my name? uh………..” asdfghjl
 More creepy murder children ugh boring!
 Also like how will this family recover from this
#mum im sorry I tried to kill you :(
 Oh God I forgot this woman was a Leviathan. But it makes sense, I’m glad they are tying the main plot into the storyline again.
  Sammy just can’t sleep anymore :/ he’s gonna get in real shit soon if he doesn’t manage to catch some shut eye
  Sam VS Truck 2.0
#he escaped this time though
 Also Sam still ordering triple red eye like he did as a young guy back with Amy
#the best cure against tiredness I Guess #winchester tested sam approved
 The Leviathan just going on their side bc he’s pissed that Joyce is such an asshole
#and that’s why you treat your workers good joyce #instead now the boss was guillotined
 I actually really like Sam’s hair in this episode
#it looks so soft and nice
 Actually I kinda love that in the episode where Sam nearly gets hit by a semi-truck again they play “bad moon rising” which is the song that was playing when the Winchesters got hit by a semi-truck
#i hope that’s intentional that would be so sweet!
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ACT OMEGA PART 23
THE 03/22/17 UPDATE
gASP! What’s this? Could it be? Consistent updates? Wow, I am on F I R E. Let’s see if this lasts more than two days. Anyhoo, last time on Act Omega, we were getting caught up with team PMMVKFSLAD (real fun to pronounce). The ragtag group of leftovers from the deadly laser pointer that is Lord English. United by the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP, they shall overcome this challenge and persevere! If Vriska chills the fuck out, that is.
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VRISKA.. Just chill out, let a semi good thing be a semi good thing. Even if the amount of good makes up like like... -16% of the thing. 
I’m having another moment where I just suddenly snap out of typing mode, and look at what I’m writing, and question if I can even qualify as a competent human being.
*click* oh hey, nothings here. *refresh* ah, fckingn OTHING *refresh* GDI I gOTTA LIVEBLOG TO WRITE *REFRESH* WHERE IS THE PANEL MSPFA I WILL LITERALLY FIND THE PEOPLE RUNNING YOUR SERVERS AND STRANGLE THEM *Refresh* Ah. There it is.
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This is good Vriska. This is acceptance. You may be running a team full of morons with no motivation whatsoever. But you’re also running a team full of morons with no motivation whatsoever with a powerful LEADER. And as that powerful leader, you will UNITE THE SEA AND LAND DWELLERS AS ONE RACE, AND REDEFINE CULLING FOR YOUR ENTIRE RACE.
Ahem. I mean, you’ll use the power of friendship or something to kill lord english. wooooo.
VRISKA: Fiiiiiiiine. VRISKA: Thank you. VRISKA: For........ VRISKA: Sticking around. I guess.
Good girl. Now hold hands with them and write a song about your friendship.
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Oh goodness, some more friends to add to the bunch. Equius and Horrus. I guess it’s time to update team PMMVKFSLAD to... PEMMVKFSHLAD. Even funner to pronounce.
VRISKA: Well. Might as well t8ke stock of our freshly downsized crew.
Dammit, have I been wasting my time keeping track?
VRISKA: There's myself, Meenah, Tavros, Aradia, Sollux...
SMAVT (these arent gonna stop being fun to pronounce.)
VRISKA: Davepeta, I guess? Whoever you are?
Come on Vriska, COME ON... Obviously it’s a dead Nepeta who was prototyped fused with a bird version of Dave from another timeline who was also prototyped in order to create the most badass sprite yet.
VRISKA: Feferi, hi. Nice to see you, I guess. At least, one version of you.
Pft. I just love this greeting for some reason. There’s something about the words “Feferi, hi. Nice to see you, I guess.” That keeps making me laugh for some reason.
VRISKA: Equius! Yeah, hey neigh8or. Lovin’ the new getup.
Goddamnit Vriska quit talking so casually I’m giggling like an idiot.
VRISKA: A 8unch of dancestors? I swear I know all your names. VRISKA: Aaaaaaaand that’s. It. VRISKA: Like... 13 people. VRISKA: That’s just. VRISKA: SWELL!
Vriska, you must fight the urge to off 5 of these suckers. Also, just gonna check and see if my math adds up. Alright, nope. PEMMVKFSHLAD only has 12, which means I haven’t seen everybody yet or Vriska’s counting was wrong. Or there are two Kankri’s but let’s just pray that isn’t the case. Also just gonna mention the fact that Horrus looks really upset over there.
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I’m just gonna hope this isn’t sarcastic happiness.
VRISKA: Well at least I know pretty much everyone here! For the most part! VRISKA: 8etter than nothing! A decent collection of powers and skills. VRISKA: Davepeta, you have wings, and claws, and pro8a8ly some com8in8tion of time and heart powers that HAVE to come in handy somehow, right? VRISKA: Yeah!! VRISKA: Hahahaha!
Ooooh fuck. She’s gonna lose it.
(that goddamn moment when you forget how to put images on tumblr posts and then beat yourself up about it because you feel like a dunce)
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Hmm. Yeah. Yep, she seems happy. Good.
VRISKA: This is fine! Everything is fine! VRISKA: I can TOTALLY work with this!
That’s right Vriska! Just embrace the power of friendship!!
VRISKA: And I know exactly what went wrong with the plan! VRISKA: Don’t 8et all your money on one horse! A horse that you don’t even know for sure is a8le to run!!
Oh it sure did run. It ran right on outta here with your fiancé (gotta get the fancy e) on it’s back. Too bad it didn’t just. Ride away with Lord English.
 VRISKA: Stupid, stupid, dum8!!!!!!!!
: )
VRISKA: 8ut I can learn from my mist8kes. Just like I always have. Say something doesn’t work. So what? Get right 8ack up and keep trying! Look at it from a new angle. 8ecause there is w8y too much at st8ke not to!
You’re goddamn right Vriska! I mean, if Lord English destroys the universe, Jade can’t totally get with Rose- Oh right. Jade’s all grimbark and shit. And I just remembered, that battle’s still going on isn’t it. Ha ha. Why do I pray for these ships to be canon. Are they really the most important thing for me during this fuckfest?
VRISKA: I 8et there's a totally reasona8le explan8tion for everything that went sideways. What the weapon actually fucking did. Why my luck ran out. Whatever that HUGE G8PING HOLE in the Furthest Ring is!
s’called the Green Hole™, learn the lingo sweetie.
VRISKA: I CAN DO THIS!!!!!!!!
Did somebody say overused and practically decaying meme?
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Yeah. Nobody said that.
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OH FUCK THAT’S A TROLL I THOUGHT THAT WAS A WEIRD STRUCTURE OR SOMETHING? AND. It’s Aranea. Just who we needed to see right now. Hopefully she doesn’t get everybody killed again! :  )
VRISKA: No fix8ting on the past. That’s all 8ehind me. VRISKA: I just have to FOCUS. I’m sure the answer is right in front of my f8ce. VRISKA: Hell, may8e it’s been lying in pl8in sight this entire time!
Yes, and the answer is to LEAVE right now before anymore trolls join your lil powwow.
MEENAH: yo fishka MEENAH: dont mean to burst your bubble or nothin MEENAH: like watchin you lose it and blubber at yourshellf has got a serious entertainment factor MEENAH: but you might wanna actually MEENAH: look behind you
NOTHING ABOUT THIS IS ENTERTAINING, And now is NOT the time to look behind you because we don’t need Vriska gone wrong fucking everything up with her hidden agenda’s again.
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Goddammit stop acknowledging  h e r 
VRISKA: What NOW?!
VRISKA’S NOT GONNA BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS. I’M NOT GONNA BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS. NOBODY’S GONNA BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS.
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VRISKA: Uh.
UH IN FUCKING DEED. SHE BETTER NOT PROPOSE SOME PLAN HERE, BECAUSE SHE IS LITERALLY MORE OBSESSED WITH HERSELF THAN VRISKA FUCKING SERKET, AND LITERALLY THE ONLY WAY IT COULD END IF THEY FOLLOW HER ADVICE IS WITH HER COMING OFF AS SOME HERO. I SWEAR IF SHE’S WEARING SOME SHIT EATING GRIN IN THE NEXT PANEL. IT FEELS LIKE SHE’S GONNA BE WEARING SOME SHIT EATING GRIN IN THE NEXT PANEL.
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FKAJHLSPOI:BGIBDSHFBDUIBFSDOIBFAISPHBVCP*#HRUQ(PHURBEFID
F U C K  Y O U  A N D  Y O U R  F U C K I N G  F A C E  Y O U  S P I D E R  B I T C H ^ 2
ARANEA: Why, hello there!
Fuck you
ARANEA: It sounds to me like you might 8e in need of my particular talents and services.
FFFUCK... you
ARANEA: Luckily for you, I’ve come to offer just that.
FUCK YOU...
ARANEA: You’re welcome, in advance.
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK. IM. IM DONE HERE. ARANEA, UNLESS YOUVE SHAPED YOUR SHIT UP I HOPE EVERYBODY HERE TAKES TURNS BEATING THE HELL OUT OF YOU
ALRIGHT
ALRIGHT.
Alright.
Alright...
Calm...
That’s the end of the update.
this was a fun one.
wooopty dooooo......
alrighty, bladda bladda outro seeya later
spider bitch^2
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booksandchainmail · 5 years
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nanoha vivid liveblog: episode 3
And we’re back, to see our leads finally fight meet
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I guess this liveblog is just Subaru and tea being cute together now
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Sorry, nove, you’re stuck with a large, supportive family
Also, I know I’ve been gushing about various character designs a fair amount, but just in general I would like to praise the costuming on this show (is it still costuming if its animated?) theres a lot of variety and it all looks very nice and character distinct
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“romantic” 
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“sensitive”
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I appreciate all her sisters teaming up to annoy Nove
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Asking the important questions here
Though I really do appreciate the commitment to showing young girls who are deeply interested in martial arts
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Not pictured: the quiet piano that starts as einhart introduces herself
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Gods this whole sequence is just beautiful
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With them staring at each other as the music swells
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and the focus on eyes continues, though its sadder here, since einhart is thinking about olivie rather than vivio
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einhart flusters easily
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They weren’t bickering? Is this about einharts earlier extracurricular activities? I do like the concept that this extended family just kind of assumes that everyone is going to fight each other at first. Or that nove is just really enthusiastic about her students punching each other
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A study in contrasts
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Oh, so there was actually a reason for this fight. For an extremely large definition of “reason”
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Once again, it was only a hundred years ago. He is at most your great-grandfather
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How is this the hegemon’s physique? she’s just an older version of herself, not transforming to look like claus
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huh, so this says centuries, which makes a lot more sense
I guess the wiki was wrong? or nanoha’s internal timeline is wildly inconsistent, which I would buy
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This is weird angst to have
In all seriousness though, einhart’s voice here is heartbreaking. She’s carrying so much guilt and loss and there’s just no way for her to find redemption, because it was all over centuries ago, and the girl she needs to save is long dead, and the world has changed and there isnt space anymore for the kind of heroism she needs
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extremely nanoha
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I appreciate vivio moving like an actual boxer here
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subaru spends 90% of her screen time looking at tea
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The sound effects for this fight are these sort of sonic claps everytime they hit each other, which is real cool
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The translation used here is disposition, but the japanese word is kokoro, which gets translated more often as heart. 
anyways, all the dialogue in this section is a great fusion of fighting anime rival stuff and nanoha style friendship/romance
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please do not pick up einhart’s strength bullshit
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awww
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good sisters. also, the family resemblance shows in the hair
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asjkdafhljgfsl
so my joke earlier about vivio sending regular emails about being determined to work hard and fight better is actually (semi) canon
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EXTREMELY NANOHA
ALSO EXTREMELY GAY
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annnnd were back to the angst zone
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is that jeremiah girl?
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Does einhart just live in a gym
Actually im not surprised that’s entirely in character
Someone please help this child
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nove appreciation
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Okay, this is about like all the trauma and war memories and guilt and stuff, but im entertained by thought that einhart is plagued by memories of resolving tax disputes or something
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This is really the heart of nanoha as a whole, wanting to understand others, even when opposing each other
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Oh wait I lied this is actually the heart of nanoha
Vivio is very much her mothers daughter
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just admit it nove, you’re a teacher
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i guess “einhart stratos has arrived” is her catchphrase? its a weird mix of arrogant, polite, and weirdly formal that suits her a lot
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is that a zip up tank top? but the zipper doesnt actually reach the top of the shirt... im confused but appreciative
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okay, nanoha’s transformation sequences are also going to be weird about it, but that aside this is really cool and i appreciate how happy and fighty vivio is throughout it
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and of course her version of adult mode is combat focused
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EPIC MUSIC
weirdness aside, this is a great sequence
also, of course einhart has brass knuckles
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The sound effects to indicate a hit landing are a lot loduer and deeper this time around, which is a neat touch
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Remember back in season 1 where everyone just stood around and shot beam attacks?
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this is a sick break-dance style ground spin kick thingy
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awwwww
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Nanoha is a big fan of contrasting a solitary antagonist figure with the protagonist’s circle of support. That’s something that can go sideways very quickly, bc you end up with a lot of unfortunate implications about people who don’t have that kind of love going evil, but the majority of antagonists in nanoha aren’t actually villains. So instead you get a lot of lonely children, often being abused or manipulated, who end up being offered a place to belong with the heroes. And a lot of times those heroes explicitly draw their courage and kindness and moral convictions from the love and connections they have been shown, which adds a lot of depth. And then the next season around the old antagonists are the ones who’ve found that support, and now can offer it to the next generation.
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oof
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this is the funniest possible way to end a fight of that scale
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OOPS I GUESS. 
einhart, watch what level your head is at
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she is the most polite of all possible fight children
the actual fighting and punching through walls is fine, but god forbid you should be rude about it 
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okay, its really good that this is being said. bc as fun as the whole reincarnation aspect is, einhart needs to recognize vivio as her own person separate from the sankt kaiser. hopefully, this will also help einhart distinguish herself more from the hegemon
In general, Nanoha has done a lot with themes of self-identity when dealing with issues like cloning and transferred memories, and im glad to see that continue
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and once again, extremely nanoha/gay
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aww
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awwwwwww
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safhjkjdlkgh 
good point
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einhart gets incredibly flustered at the thought of showing emotion
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suspenders+tie+rolled up sleeves/pants is a very good look
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a good place to end
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