#im perfectly aware of how often i make nearly everything about sex or romance or whatever. but Listen to me right noe

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today at work this dude went out of his way to make conversation with me at the register while he was holding his kid and waiting for his wife

#yeah there are a lotta interesting characters here on the weekends #im perfectly aware of how often i make nearly everything about sex or romance or whatever. but Listen to me right noe #Now. #before they even walked in the store our eyes locked on each other through the windows and he and his wife looked sooo disinterested in eac #other. and he wa sso kind to me god. no i know how pathetic this sounds. i do. but he told me about something that happened the last time h #was here and i responded with something like #and he was like HAhahahaa thats legit. le git. and he just kept rhyming shit amd he was just. ok im done i sound ridiculous #i fell in love with some middle aged dude thats just another saturday for me #NO tumblr fucked up the tags i forgot it did that with quotation marks #anyways context clues