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#im only saying this because i saw a buy one take one pack of gummy bears earlier while i was buying my fav noodles and
gojology · 3 years
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Strawberry Flavored Pocky.
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pairing : teen! gojo x gender neutral reader warnings : the big three: unedited, most likely badly written, and some cursing. also there’s like.. graphic imagery that gojo and reader exchange to eachother. it’s just banter though! wordcount : 2273 a/n : for that one anon that wanted teen gojo. my stroke of genius always occurs when im eating strawberry flavored pocky i swear.. anyways yeah this is unfiltered writing n it’s probably like not the best tbh and maybe i didn’t nail teen gojo’s personality but u know what this was so fun to write
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     The sound of the tear of the wrapper containing the Pocky you had just bought was music to your ears, crinkling with every touch. Your fingers are itching to grab for the deliciously coated sticks, but you’re stopped by someone none other than Gojo Satoru himself.       “What’d you get?” he inquired, seemingly unbothered by the face you were making, he hadn’t even greeted you with a simple, “Hello.” he sat down on the bench seat right next to you, uninvited.       In his hand were many bags of various sweet treats, you could only make out some familiar ones- ramune flavored gummies, a bag of chips, vibrantly colored candy. Your lips quirk downwards, exhaling, turning to face the setting sun.       “Just some Pocky.” you flatly respond, beginning to pick the biscuit up. Contrary to Gojo’s wide choice of snacks, you only really had one favorite- Pocky. Specifically, Strawberry flavored Pocky. The sweet, yet somewhat tart aftertaste treat dominated your mind almost day and night. It wasn’t everyday that Yaga would be lenient enough to take the four of you to the local convenience store. You were waiting for Shoko and Geto to finish shopping to finally head home for a night of yummy snacking.       Gojo sighs, lazily dropping the treats right next to his side, they sat idly, limply resting on his thigh as he crossed his right leg over his left knee. His hands warmly nestled into his snowy white hair, his elbows jutting into your personal bubble.        “Not one to chat, are you? What’s the problem? You scared?” his tone is teasing, and you jerk your head to face his. Your head is tilted, like your confused, but in reality you’re just astounded how obnoxious he was.       “Why in the world would I be scared of you? You wouldn’t lay a finger on me. Yaga-Senpai would rip your limbs off one by one and fling you into the horizon! And he’s not even that far away, I could report you to him if you even get on my nerves in the slightest.” you shot back, huffing and taking your first bite on the biscuit. You instantly melt.       He flashes you a toothy smile, and you stiffen, did he ever take anything seriously? “Oh my, so riled up. Only scaredy-cats would talk about how not scared they were. Look, you’re even shaking-” he gestures to your just slightly shaking, tightened grip on your Pocky. “-I win, Y/N! Boo hoo, case closed, gimme your Pocky~”        “No, fuck you and your fat ass trying to take my Pocky, I’m not shaking from fear anyways.” you sternly retort, warmth rushing to your cheeks for whatever reason. “I’m shaking because I’m resisting the urge to duct tape your mouth shut and gouge your eyeballs out.”       He chuckles warmly as if your gruesome detailing was humorous, he probably didn’t know you meant it. He too, ripped open one of his snacks. “Calm down, Y/N. I was joking, I could buy Pocky’s whole stock and probably also buy my position up as CEO if I wanted to. I wouldn’t leech off of you, sugar.” readjusting his crooked, circular shades, he looked down at your now slack grip on the wrapper.      Unanswering, you’re grumbling instead. Under your breath, you’re curious as to how Gojo hasn’t realized how obnoxious he was, and how much longer could he survive without his head exploding from how big it was from his inflated ego?      Gojo grinned. He was all too aware of those things, but who really cared?      “Not unless you let your guard down!-” unable to finish the rest of his sentence, he yanked up the wrapper from your hands, using the extent of his long arm to dangle it high above your head. Your reflexes are far too slow to react, causing you to glare at him in a mixture of shock, hatred, and disbelief.      “Give-” you jump, arm reaching towards your snack, but he backs off, snickering and still dangling it above your head. “It-” now you’ve leapt up on the bench, grabbing at the wrapper to no avail. “Back!-” whimpering and flailing your arms out, every time you came close to retrieving your rightfully owned pack of Pocky, he’d simply throw it to his other hand so carelessly it pissed you off. All the while giggling, juggling it like a clown.      A breath of laughter escapes his lips as he looks at you, prancing around like a circus act on the bench, yelling curses and many death-wishes to his clan. Your eyebrows are knitted together, and he can’t just help but realize how adorable you were when concentrated in getting something- so stubborn.    “Okay, okay!” and as if Gojo had flipped a switch, you simmer down, looking at him with an impatient side-eye. “You want it, doggie?”     “Refer to me as doggie, and I’ll send a pack of strays to ravage you.”       Gojo exhaled out of his nose. “You’re a funny one, doggie.” did he just dismiss the conversation you two were having literally 2 seconds prior? “I’ll ask this again, do you want to get your treats back?” his eyes are glinting with amusement and child-like glee. You were almost sure that he had started calling your beloved Pocky as treats because of just how well it suited the nickname Doggie. It looked like you would be getting no where unless you paid no mind to him calling you such a.. Derogatory name.       Grumbling and studying the concrete you were currently trampling on, you exasperatedly sigh.       “Yes. I do want my Pocky back.” you grunt, averting your gaze to anywhere but Gojo’s shoes.       He perks up in approval, drawing out a long, “Hmmm?” as if he hadn’t expected you to give up so easily. “What are the magic words, Y/N?”       This was so humiliating.       “Please?” you politely say through gritted teeth. If it weren’t for the general public bustling about, you would’ve lunged for his unruly hair and tear it out of his scalp.       “Hah! You think I’m gonna do that sorta bullshit?” he crosses his arms, Pocky tucked safely under his arm. You wince, thinking about how the biscuits may potentially be snapped in half. Did you really want your snack still? It probably smelled like Gojo’s armpit sweat, death, and all the bad things in the world combined. “You’re gonna have to earn it, Y/N, in a game.”       Now convinced that Gojo was the manifestation of all the bad karma that you had avoided, you stare at him with wide eyes and fear, the irritation long gone. Games, no, scratch that, literally anything with Gojo only resulted in a small, or maybe large piece of your sanity torn away from you, lost to the infinite dark abyss. Maybe that’s why Geto seemed to slowly go insane everyday.       “On second thought, I’ll just go-”      He cuts you off, alarm now displayed on full view, his face contorting back to neutral. “Wait, no! It won’t be hard. Pinkie promise.” extending a pinkie towards you, you gently slap it away. The mood change was so instant, you were still shocked, that, and he was almost a legal adult and still believed in pinkie promises.      Still hesitant, you quirk an eyebrow, crossing your arms over your chest. “I’d rather spend another two dollars than play whatever game your planning, unless you tell me about it.”      “That’s a given, besides, it won’t take too long, Y/N. I think you’ll like it.” he replies cheerfully, leaning and whisper-yelling into your ear, fruitfully jolting you up. Seriously, did he have any idea what personal space was?      After just a few seconds of thinking, you roll your eyes in defeat. “Okay, what’s this game?”      His incredibly long fingers inserted themselves inside the crinkling wrapper, pulling out a slender stick. You’re almost sure your salivating, and subconsciously swallow the lump at the back of your throat. “Okay, rules of this game are... Hm, we both place our mouths at both ends of the stick. You get the pretzel part because that part sucks.” mischief flickers in his eyes briefly. “Whoever can get down the Pocky longest without being afraid of kissing and pulling back, loses and doesn’t get the Pocky. Whoever stays in their place wins. I’ll throw in some money, deal or no deal?”       “This doesn’t sound.. Fun.” you were still skeptical, but curiosity was blossoming rapidly inside of you. Could you really resist such an intriguing request? The guy was rich, and he did say he’d throw in some money. Gojo probably hated the thought of you, too. You could probably get up and close, get him to cower away from the thought of locking lips with you, and you’d be on your merry way.       “Um, actually, never mind. Let’s do this.” you chirp, the weariness had depleted completely. Besides, Gojo would pester you into doing it anyways, this would effectively save time. The expression on his face was indecipherable, silently wishing to yourself to see his eyes. You wonder if they’re wide open, in shock of your acceptance.       He gently placed the biscuit between your lips, his thumb brushing against it. Your breath hitches, now he’s up close. The shades adorning his handsome features, concealing those vivid blue eyes of his made your heart pace quicken in just seconds, maybe it was because he could see you- and you couldn’t. Your gaze shifts to the tufts of white hair hanging above his forehead. His bangs look lusciously soft, so soft you wonder what it’d be like to ruffle his unruly hair, what did it smell like? What conditioner did he use?     Your cheeks darken, but you hope he doesn’t notice it. This was what people thought of when they saw pretty people up close, it wasn’t like you had a thing for him, he was just attractive, that’s all.      “You look real stupid holding that stick between your teeth and looking at me.” he comments, charmingly smirking as you give him another death glare, unable to speak in fear of dropping the Pocky stick. You could count each individual hair strand he had on top of his head with the amount of time he was taking.      Chomp.     You take the first bite, and you can’t help but realize how much your heart is fluttering about in your chest. Eyelashes fluttering, nerves getting jittery, the exchange was strangely intimate. No kidding, of course it was- if the two of you were adamant and continued to chomp on the stick, it would only end in a kiss. There was no way around it.      He takes a bite too, his lips look curved in a dopey smile, but there’s not a single word traded between the two of you, just tiny, slight nibbles. It would be eons until someone finished, and you were growing impatient by the minute. Quicken the pace. Quicken the fucking pace.     So you did the unthinkable, you quickened the pace.     Taking a large bite, he pauses for a minute- as if to think, before taking an even larger bite. Now, 2/3′s of the original stick is gone. One more large bite, and a kiss would follow suit. Now, you’re sweating bullets, eyes bouncing from him, back down to the microscopic sized Pocky. His lips are so, so close. Soft, plush pink, so glossy you’re inclined to ask what brand of lip gloss he uses. You can hear his breathing grow heavier, why wasn’t he giving up?      The two of you don’t take a single bite, plainly avoiding the objective, the world around you had evaporated into thin air. It’s you, and Gojo Satoru.      You nibbled a little bit more, and then you make up your mind. You’re going to kiss-       Growing chatter grew closer to closer, and you realize Shoko’s monotone and Geto’s lively voice, alongside a very disgruntled Yaga.       “Yeah, she’s pretty hot. I actually liked the movie- Uh...?” the steady rhythm stopped against the concrete. Immediately, you straighten and clear your throat, spitting out the Pocky stick into the nearby grass. Gojo follows suit, shoving his hands deep into his pockets and twirling around. “Oh hey, Geto!-”       “Are we interrupting something? Something.. Important?” Shoko quizzes, struggling to stifle her giggling. A sheepish smile was displayed widely on your face for the world to see, hands behind your back like you were hiding something. Gojo, on the other hand, is facing the other direction, whistling and staring at the now setting sky.       You stutter, cheeks growing even darker. Yaga looks as disgruntled as ever, facepalming and murmuring to himself. Geto looks ecstatic.        “MY MAN!” he beams. “WERE YOU GOING TO-”       “SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!” Shoko shushes him in response, turning her head back to the two of you. You looked like you had just seen a ghost. “We thought you hated Gojo, we’re just...” her head is cocked slightly, an understanding expression on her features. “Just surprised, is all.”       Spluttering, you try to explain yourself- but no sound comes out. Your mouth is opening and closing, struggling to find the words.       “I do hate him... I just... He.. Pocky.. He uh...”       “Sheeeeeeeesh! Poor Y/N over here is going through some shock right now!” Gojo muses aloud, he places an arm around your shoulders, pulling you in under his arm. There’s a small, coy grin on his lips. As if he didn’t try kissing you 1 minute ago. “Just ignore them, anyways, what are we having for dinner tonight? I heard there’s a really good KBBQ place down the street that just opened..”      As much as you hate Gojo, his ability to escape anything did come in handy.    Well, maybe you didn’t hate him as much as you were leading on.     You’d go as far as to say.. Maybe you enjoyed some parts of him.      
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terushimas-n1-hater · 3 years
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Airport fun
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How i think flying with sugawara would be like
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Character(s): sugawara koushi
Genre: fluff, mabye crack
Warnings: I guess flying on a plane 😐
An: as a person who travels almost every year, I thought this is a fun idea of like how travelling with suga is like :) this is pretty long so uh yeah
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Masterlist.🏐
@. ALL CREDITS GOES TO SHOTOSIMP2, DO NOT REPOST ONLY LIKE, AND/OR REBLOG THANK YOU.
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• Lets get into itt!!
• lets say that this flight would be in the early morning
• okay I know sugawara would wake you up at like a reasonable time like 3-4 hours before the flight
• like that you both have time to take a shower, eat breakfast pretty quickly then go
• also sugawara would NOT let you pack your stuff at the day of the flight
• like it has to be one or two days before the flight
• he does that to prevent getting late and to have time for yourselves
• if you're like me and you just cant for the love of god sit in one place and pack all your shit
• he's here!! He would help you and mabye even tell you to do something else while he does it for you 😫
• after he's done with you're bag he would ask you if he did anything wrong since there is shows/makeup just general stuff that might ruin clothes
• I also feel like he would watch those "BEST packing tips and hacks 2020"
• if you do use makeup and you put it in same bag as your clothes he would put like?? Plastic thing on top of the clothes and then put the makeup on top so if it spills it doesn't ruin ur clothes.
• its the next morning sugawara already set a bath for your cute ass tehe. Also made breakfast LIKE?? BRO STOP BEING SO HOT ☹
• OKAY so everything is done ur both ready its time to go
• he's the type to go to the airport with his car and park it there and when he comes back he comes back home using hes car that he parked there, so you're both in the car listening to music opened windows and holding hands plz yall cute asf
• OKAY BUT YOU CANT TELL ME SUGA ISNT THE TYPE TO PUT HIS HAND ON YOUR THIGH WHEN DRIVING
• okay here is the fun part
• you and suga arrive ant the airport and you took your bags out of the car and put on the bag holder thing that you move around IDK WHAT ITS NAME OKAY BARE WITH ME
• you go inside this is the 4 time suga had told you to check the passport and the tickets lmao
• when you're both done with all of the passport situation thing and your now both empty handed and all you have to do is wait for the plane
• there is a tiny problem tho
• the plane is going to arrive IN TWO HOURS
• and you both have separated seats on the fucking plane
• suga was kinda freaking out because wtf what if you sit next to some creepy dude?!? Like he knows you can fight and all but he just cant bare the thought
• you calmed him down telling him that its okay and we could tell someone when we DO get on the plane
• because you're main concern is not about if u two sit next to each other or not, its THAT YOU HAVE TO WAIT 2 HOURS TO ACTUALLY GO ON THE PLANE
• You both sit there for a sec and just start to giggle a bit lmao
• okay okay
• You and suga start to go around in these like stores in the airport yk?
• And yall just look at the all the candy and that is so expensive for no fucking reason
• Sugawara is literally laughing at you because you stood there for 10 minutes on and off about how the only chocolate the sell is so expensive
• "😠"
• "💀✋"
• He told if you want it that bad he wouldn't mind buying the box of chocolate for you, And he did
• for "fun" in his words
• And the chocolate tasted like fucking SHIT
• ITS SO BAD DOES NOT HAVE ANY SUGAR ITA JUST CHOCOLATE AND LIKE BARELY ANY SUGAR BRO. DRY NOT EVEN SWEET AND KINDA SALTY LMAOO HELP
• rich people chocolate basically
• AND HE'S JUST LAUGHING HIS HEAD OFF HE CANT KEEP IT IN ANYMORE
• You both didn't know what to do with this hella expensive chocolate box. Like none of you liked it that would be a waste of money
• And sugawara thought it would be better if we give it to A STRANGER on the airport
• Just like that 😕
• He took the box and went to someone that was sitting in a cafe and said hey heres this its a gift. He hands the man a box of fucking chocolate that doesn't even taste like chocolate
• LAMOOO THE MAN THOUGHT IT WAS GOIMG TO KILL HIM BECAUSE IT DOES NOT TASTE LIKE A CHOCOLATE ITS 4:39 IM LINGFIELD SO HARD AT THIS I CANT
• so ya!! You and suga go around more lil candy stores and got like gummy bears and lollipops bc y not
• SO MANY PEOPLE LOOKED AT YALL LIKE THEY HAVE NEVER SEEN GROWN UPS EAT CANDY AND HOLD HANDS EVERRR ITS SO FUNNY
• for my fem readers and anyone with boobies and or ass
• um 😐
• LMAOO when yall were buying candy this dude was trying to hit on u okay AND HE THOUGHT..THAT YOU BUYING CANDY WAS FOR YOUR?? KID?? (There was a kid next to u guys so he thought it was yours)
• SO THAT DUDE CAME UP TO YOU SAYING "ayooo didnt know we have nice milfs in our area..aha 😩" "MILF?" And the problem is sugawara was no fuckin help HE WAS LAUGHING 🤥
• they guy got embarrassed and LEFT AGAGHAHAHA
• okay done for this part
• but yeah you guys eat the candy he also got smothies too!!
• when you were both done you checked the time to see that you both have 50 minutes until the your plane arrives
• and suga thought it would be better to head to the waiting room since less people would be there
• you both were sitting on the chairs where the big windows are in front of them, you could see bags getting transferred and planes.
• you rested you head on sugawaras shoulder, pulling out your phone and headphones giving sugawara the left and you got the right
• you two were sitting looking at the view while listening to 505 (arctic monkeys) sugawara put his right hand around your waist pulling you closer to him
• you could her the whispers and 'aww's from old granny's that were sitting on the other side
• sugawara was rubbing his hand on your waist, he still hasn't realised that you fell asleep.
• when he did, he smiled to himself he moved to kiss the crown of your head until he woke you up by accident
• he told you everything is fine and that you should go back to sleep. he gently pushed you so your head could reach his thighs, before you did you looked around still not alot of people are around so you felt more comfortable
• you rested your head on his lap he starts to smile and play with your head making you fall asleep again.
• you were woken up by sugawaras gentle voice telling you that its time to wake up. You looked around there were more people in the waiting room than before you slept, you looked at sugawara he was smiling at you
• when you got yourself together again you asked suga when its time to get going he said after 10 minutes. You looked in your bag making sure everything is there
• when you closed your bag again you moved around to see sugawara smiling softly while staring at you "your so cute"
• sugawara was talking to the flight attendants asking them if they can change the seats, where they accepted and helped you two get in your shared seats (yes its that easy sometimes)
• God he looks so cute sleeping on your lap like that, his eyes shut with his mouth just open a bit.
• you're playing with his hair, while watching the movie on the mini TV infront of you
• there were a group of girls that sat next to you, and every now and then they would glance at the two of you- actually they were looking at suga
• even one of them wanted to make a conversation with him earlier, but you ignored it all
• although you knew that sugawara koushi, your husband wouldn't hurt your feelings like that
• because the moment he saw the discomfort of your face he immediately tried to end the flirty conversation.
• plus none of the girls were even his type LMAOAOA
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sechangbin · 6 years
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Buying Snacks; OT9
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ok so,,, I’m just hungry tbh
WARNING; unedited and messy lmao
CHAN
would spoil you
like for real
“hey chan I want those packs”
“but they’re pretty expensive-”
“:D!!!”
“...ok fine- only one though.”
in the end, he bought you two lmao
“I’m going to become broke because of you”
“but snacks :(” a frown, just for fun.
buT THEN IT MaKES HIM CONFLICTED BECAUSE YOU’RE FROWNING !!!!!!!  N O !!!!!
 seeing you so happy while eating those snacks makes him feel all warm inside tbh
I also //think// that he’d recommend a lot of snacks? 
“Hey __, you should try this, it’s really good!”
and of course, you try it because you trust Bang Chan™. if it gets a good review from you he feels super proud!!
bUT LIKE, YOU ALSO BUY HIM SNACKS BECAUSE YOU FEEL BAD AND HE DESERVES THEM
“C’mon Chan, let me buy you these-”
“nono, its fine.” you know that facial expression he has, where he’s like ‘nah’? yeah, he does that
and then you argue for like a min lol
you’ll lowkey hide it from him, only to give it to him while you two are walking home.
and hE’D BE SO!!! HAPPY !!!! <33
which makes you happy !!!!
and then you’re both happy !!!!!
Chan just really likes treating you in general, even if he’s pouting about his money lol.
//keep reading for the other members!
WOOJIN
the first thing I thought was him getting sulky and pouting when you’re paying more attention to the food.
like,,, you’re just contemplating about which gummy bears you want and he’d be trying to get your attention.
“___! Look, don’t these look cute?”
“huh? I mean, whatever you say, Woojin.” you didn’t even spare a glance, drooling about those gummies.
and then he’d pOUT
you didn’t notice it until you turned around to get his opinion
and when you saw him pouting
yOU’D BE SO SORRY YET NOT AT THE SAME TIME
“omg, why are you pouting???”
“you should know why :(”
and then you’d figure it out and be like aW YOU’RE SO CUTE
and then he’d be like “hOW?? WHERE’D THAT COME FROM?? THANK YOU????”
ok back to the snacks
so then you ask his opinion for which gummies you should get
and then he’d show you which one he likes best
but in the end, he’s like ‘whatever you like!!’ with a big smile on his face
you just wanna give him a hug tbh
aNYWAY
he’d be there to tell you if it’s too much because he’s a mother bear
“no, you already have too much.”
“but,,, they’re good,,,”
“no, you need to look out for your health!!” proceeds to take like half of your sugary snacks and puts them back.
“wow thanks, mOM”
he’d just give you a big warm smile with a chuckle
i love him so much
MINHO
it’d be so cute
like one moment you’re staring at this lollipop
only to look back and see Minho with pink lollipops sticking out of his head.
and the best part is
that he’d act so sOFT USBYUGC
“minho,,, I like your ears.”
he just smiles, “really?? thanks!!!”
and you can’t help but laugh because ?? no problem you cutie????
he’d play so many tricks on you tbh
“mINHO WHERES THAT pACK OF CHOCOLATE I GOT--”
he’d just shrug, but really he hid them inside his sweater
“THOSE WERE THE LAST ONES AND I REALLY LIKE THEM-” 
pause 
“,,, you have them don’t you?”
“:)?”
“mINHO-!”
after many challenges of fighting for your dear snacks, you pledge to never buy food with him ever again.
but that’s a lie because you love him too much
“but seriously don’t steal my snacks ok”
“ok :)”
“stop smiling like that :)”
“ok :^)”
“::::)))???”
CHANGBIN
hE’D TRY TO ACT COOL AND DARK™ WHEN IN REALITY HE’S AS EXCITED ABOUT FOOD AS YOU ARE
“Chang!! bin!! Look !! at !! thESE!!”
“make sure not to eat too much, you already eat enough as it is” lmao stop u savage butt
“PFT please you would totally eat these all”
it’s true but he wouldn’t admit it lmao
would totally memorize which candies you like
but would lowkey pretend he doesn’t care because lol dark™
“Hey ___, don’t forget those.”
“oH YEAH, thanks, man.”
he gOTCHU DON’T WORRY
but omg you’d also take small notes about what he likes as well???
“cHANNIEBIN!!! you’re favorite is -insert his fav- right?? Let’s get it!”
“...ok.” anD HE’D SMILE SO WARMLY N CUTE AND IT JUST !!! MAKES YOU SO PROUD !!
ok buying and choosing the snacks is pretty chill with him
but when you two are eating the snacks together it’d be cHAOS
Changbin would totally steal your food and eat iT
at first, it’d be lowkey but then as he get’s more comfortable he’s like wHATEVER and steals it all without caring
and as a comeback, you’d do the same
“cHANGBIN NO ThAT’S MINE”
“hEY LET GO OF MY ARM I’M EATING”
and thEN HE’D JUST POP THE GUMMY IN HIS MOUTH
HE’S NOT EVEN ASHAMED, HE’S JUST LAUGHING AT YOUR SHOCKED FACE
you then proceed to take his small box of pocky bECAUSE YOU’RE SALTY
and then this repeats for like 84 years
even with all this, you two just love to hang and eat together
HYUNJIN
he’s so extra
“Hyunjin look at this-”
“fooOOooODD!!!!”
once he finds something he likes hE HUGS IT
LIKE 
HE EMBRACES IT SO TIGHTLY
“hey hyunjin, let it go we need to pay-”
“nO”
“HYUNJIN ISTG-”
but eventually, he does because if not he can’t eat it lol
The more you two search, the more silly he gets.
he’s like putting chip bags on his head for dramatic effects
and then when you tip the pile over he immediately tries to save his food.
“ahHhH, __!!” and he’s just sulking and it’s so cute like wow- sorrynotsorry for ruining your chip pile
and then you join him because how could you not??
oMG YOU TWO WOULD BE SEEING WHO COULD KEEP THE CHIP PILE ON THEIR HEAD THE LONGEST
LIKE !!!!!!!!!!!
“I BET I COULD KEEP IT ON MY HEAD THE LONGEST”
“LOL OK WHATEVER YOU SAY HYUNJIN”
in the end, hyunjin won because he actually caLMED DOWN AND JUST STOOD THERE TO WIN
like wow, how??
sighs in p u r e
BONUS:
you know those food products with idol stuff on it
yeah there was a Jinyoung section
and hyunjin fREAKED OUT
LIKE HE WAS LITERALLY HUGGING THEM ALL WHILE RUNNING AROUND
IMAGINE HIS BIG SMILE IM-
p.s he also got some foods for his cute doggo <3
guys stop sleeping on my boy
JISUNG
you two almost got kicked out once
it was wild
it’d be pretty chill at first
but then bOOM
like you literally hear a BOOM
and when you look,,, long and behold iTS THE FALLEN SQUIRREL. 
how did he fall you ask???
hE LITERALLY RAN TO HIS FAVOURITE SNACK BC YUM
AND TRIPPED
ASBDUYBDG
it was,,, wild
you couldn’t help but laugh at him and the two of you just ended up giggling the whole time???
jisung, the type to beg for you to pay for his food.
jkjk but like,, he’ll try lol
“_____, pleaseeee??? we’re like, best friends!” what a cute puppy
“pay for your own food-”
he sulks
you fall for it every time
aND WHEN EATING HE’D TOTALLY SHARE WITH YOU suck it changbin
ok, not all the time but like!! most of the time!
he’d even offer to feed you like aW TOO SWEET
omG YOU’D TWO WOULD BE FOOD-TRYING BUDS (does that even make sense?? dsugcdsuy)
like,,, while going through the section he’d see this new type or something
and would immediately get it for the two of you to try
 it’d be so much fun tbh
sometimes you two would get something the other hasn’t tried yet and would play this game??
idk but blindfolds are involved
it’s kinda like a feel/touch/taste test
just,,, without knowing the actual thing
basically, you’d be trying something new without actually seeing it 
so it’d be a super big surprise
“__,,, why does it feel slimy???”
“lol, it’s good just try it!”
“bUT IT FEELS WEIRD-”
you proceeded to just stuff it in his mouth
if you're wondering, it was a jelly stick
this got so long lmao
FELIX
mEME BOI™
he’s a walking meme and this is no exception
he’d be dabbing in front of all the cameras
while you’d be posing beside him with your bags of food
“Hey Felix, I think that person is staring at us-”
“dAB ON THE HATERS-”
actually, I’m not sure if he would actually say that, but lmao
he’d be pretty flustered and embarrassed though
aw so cute
aNYWAY BACK TO SNACKS
a lot of these he has never seen before
so he just kinda finds something that looks good/interesting
and asks you about your opinion
ofc he'd trust you
but like if you said it was good but it wasn't,,,
he'd feel so betrayed
"I can't believe you played me like that"
"but,,, it’s good???"
"i feel so betrayed :'( I thought we were friends"
and then as a sorry, you buy him one of his favourites lol 
"do you forgive me yet"
"yes my bestest friend in the world!! I love you!!!"
and itS JUST,,, ilyt you silly boy,,,
but of course, he’d do the same for you!! 
he’d buy you random snacks that he //thinks// you like
“you like these right??? here!”
“uhhh, Felix??? Idek what those are.”
“O”
like he’d literally just say the letter ‘O’
in the end, you eat it though because why wouldn’t you??
and he’d be so proud n happy
SEUNGMIN
would underestimate how much he’d want to buy
every.single.time
“Oh, I brought $5″
“Seungmin,,, are you sure that’s enough?”
“Yeah, don’t worry! Snacks don’t cost that much, and I don’t think I’d get a lot anyway.”
he ended up wanting so many snacks that it cost more than $15 smh
aND LIKE EVERYTIME HE’S SO S A D
he just,,, wants le snacks,,,
but he got no money,,,,,, same tbh
you can��t help but giggle because lmao???? boi wyd?????
he’s pouting like crazy
sO HE TAKES A PHOTO OF THE SNACKS HE CAN’T GET
they’re not even bad photos, they’re pretty good???
and its like, why are these pictures of small snacks so good???
but this is for him to know what snacks to get next time
so that he won’t forget what he wanted to try and all
sometimes, he just takes out his phone to stare at his pics of the food because he just wants them so much
but like I said before
he never bRINGS ENOUGH MONEY
so sometimes you buy some snacks for him
and he’d be like ‘no!! it’s okay!!!!’
but you’d still buy them for him anyway because he deserves them
and he’d be like !!!!11!! thank you!!!!! I’ll pay you back!!!!
little does he know
that you would still end up paying for him lmao
like Jisung, he’d also share food with you!!!!! 
it’s super pure and cute too like wow
his smile full of gummies just blinded you-
JEONGIN
“tROT CONCERT IN AISLE 3″
seriously though
he’d be holding bags of chips and be singing trot like the cutie he is
and you’d be supporting him 100%
“-insert some trot song bc I'm lazy lol-” 
“yES !!! GO JEONGIN !!!!!! THAT'S MY BOY !!!!!!” AND YOU’D BE HOLDING JELLY STICKS AS IF THEY WERE LIGHT STICKS--
sometimes other people in the store join in bc wow look at this smol boy!!!
and then he’d get so flusTERED AND CUTE--
and these mini-concerts would be completely random lmao
ok but to snacks
anyway
I feel like he wouldn’t want many things??? Idk, but he’d 95% support you and your snacks
that leftover 5% is for when he’s highly worried about your health 
“Hey,,, are you sure you should be getting that?”
“hm? why not?”
“I don’t know,,, it just doesn’t seem like you should eat it. bUT if you want to then don’t let me stop you!!!”
sometimes you listen, other times you don’t lol
but you appreciate it regardless!!
ahh, when eating!!! 
he’d be staring at one of your lollipops
and you’d be like “??? you want one???”
“Is that okay???”
aND OFC ITS OKAY !!
his smiles are like the sun 
and as he gets more comfortable, he’d just take them lmao
but not as much as changbin
tbh I think he gets more and more savage as time pasts sjcuiusd
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