#im not saying jaskier is anything like corwin

[jaskier-than-thou]

ok can i get a "jaskier is a prince of amber" au

#the chronicles of amber #books of amber #jaskier #the witcher #like come on you can't tell me that jaskier/dandelion couldnt have written #ballad of the water crossers #im not saying jaskier is anything like corwin #if anything he's probably the most like random except a better person #and geralt #he keeps meeting geralt's shadows #and every one he meets has already met one of him #and regrets something and maybe apologizes #but he cant ask what this white haired dude did to 'him' or the gig'll be up #then he finally meets one in a tavern in posada #who shows no sign of recognition #which means maybe jaskier can get this guy to do something to jaskier that would drive him away #and they travel together for 22 years etc and aggravating show canon mostly does what it does #(i have Ideas for the djinn episode though) #and then The Mountain #and jaskier stares #(as you do) #and goes 'well...' #'that was probably it #wow geralt im actually impressed #you're awful #and you're going to have to use words to apologize to me #at the inn #where i'm taking roach #have fun walking bye' #au up for adoption