#im not a neil simp

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

pt XII good omens sEAsOn 2 (the non-traumatic part) episode 1

Alright yes I know, I know, it's been two days since the livestream. I was reading fanfiction. Don't blame me, love made me crazy, and all that. I'm enjoying myself as much as I can before we get to the season 2 finale. But here we go, season 2, episode one, maggots:

[on reading this back after finishing, a lot of text is my being in love with Crowley. mainly, points 3, 4, 9, 14, 17, 18, yes I have issues, feel free to skip that for an absolutely concise and precise summary]

Before the livestream starts, everyone decides that there will be no spoilers whatsoever on the chat, even hidden with the black, because I have a tendency to keep clicking and revealing them. I'm sorry, temptation and all. I have emotional support fruit, an apple, two kiwis, two sapotes and two bananas.

When the livestream starts, it has to be restarted, because I am an incompetent nincompoop and have somehow managed to muck up my settings. And it is absolutely imperative that I watch the opening scene.

So then I do. And immediately have to consume my emotional support apple because I am so fucking in love with Crowley. Already? someone asks. Yes bloody already, I need that apple.

Thanks, guys. I'm broken. Crowley. Just. She looks so peaceful and untraumatised, so delighted with the plans, so full of wonder at what she's creating. Let there be light, she says, and rather than seeing Crowley turn off a streetlight with a flick of his fingers, we get to see her create nebulas. Aziraphale looks at her and he's just instantly so spellbound, and who would bloody blame him? His wings just do a slight dip of realisation that he's fucked when Crowley says the gorgeous line. Look at Crowley. Worried about the apocalypse. Smiling at Aziraphale, and we can see Azi's concern because something as pure as that has to be protected and Aziraphale knows what Heaven will do to Crowley if she dares to ask questions. Crowley is angelic and filled with light and Aziraphale sees that and tries to keep her safe with his words.

Hey spoiler alert, it doesn't work, Crowley's wings are greying even as she protects Azi and Crowley falls and I hate everything and I am filled with unbridled rage.

UNDERSTAND? RAGE.

I am speculating how much pain and torture Crowley went through when she fell into Hell that first time. I am told to not ask questions I don't want answers to.

Maggie sells records, Aziraphale is a cutiepie, and Maggie is very gay for Nina.

Crowley is lounging on a park bench, suit and skinny tie, just being all sexy and demonic and probably contemplating nihilism.

Crowley spreads awareness about duck health. No bread, guys. Frozen peas. He also angsts a lot to Shax (whom I keep mixing up with Michael) about the meaning of life. Someone points out that this is very Barbie of him. "do you ever think about death". Ah, Crowley.

More lesbians gaying. I would kill for Nina's hair.

JIMBRIEL IN THE HOUSE. I WON'T SAY ANYMORE ABOUT HIS ENTRANCE BECAUSE THIS IS NOW A TOPIC OF CONTROVERSY. BUT JIMBRIEL IN THE HOUSE.

Aziraphale, ah I love him, absolutely fucking panics and has the loading symbol over his angelic little head at all times. FINALLY, THIS SHOW IS A COMEDY.

Crowley is leaning on his Bentley and mmmmhm his arms and his lounging and his personality I am back to crunching on my temptation emotional support apple.

Sorry back to the summary. Jim finds Aziraphale funny and says he loves him. Someone points out that this was the fandom upon encountering my dumbass self. "You're funny Asmi we love you."

Aziraphale is a little bitchy babygirl, really just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing. Just absolutely slaying through every Jimbriel scene. 100000/10.

Six shots of fucking espresso in a big cup. Crowley, I love you. Can I love Crowley any more than this? Yes I can. My love for Crowley is like the universe, infinite and yet ever-expanding, explosive with entropy.

Crowley holds the door open for Aziraphale and holds his plate and honestly what absolute husband (gn) behaviour.

CROWLEY MEETS JIMBRIEL WHO IS FUCKING DUSTING AND LEAPS BACKWARD AND JUST RELIVES TRAUMA WHILE JIM IS CHILLING AND AZIRAPHALE IS STILL GAY PANICKING. I LOVE THIS SHOW.

MARRIAGE QUARRELS ABOUT ADOPTING JIM, JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE FELL-CROWLEY HOUSEHOLD.

Coffeeshop AU lesbians time.

Heaven is horrible.

MURIEL IS BABY I LOVE THEM HELLO CUTIEPATOOTIE.

There is an ethereal paper file.

Beezlebub beezles their way into Crowley's car and is very concerned in Hell about finding Jimbriel.

Nina's partner is a toxic ass don't worry about it.

Sulky Crowley says he's back and apology dance time mmmhm.

Miracle hide Jimbriel time, but they've got to be subtle. They do the miracle. Jim is glad to have friends.

They are very proud of themselves for their subtle miracle.

THEY ARE SO FUCKING USELESS. FUCKING USELESS LITTLE GAYASS DISASTERS JESUS LORD IN HEAVEN. LITERALLY IN HEAVEN ALARM BELLS ARE EVERYWHERE.

GREAT JOB, GAYS. GREAT JOB.

End of episode one. Take this screenshot.

#good omens mascot #good omens #good omens fandom #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #crowley #aziraphale #lgbtqia #maggots #neil gaiman #anthony j crowley #crowley needs a hug #gabriel #jimbriel #jim short for gabriel #jim short for james short for gabriel #good omens 2 #go 2 #good omens summary #not really im just simping over crowley #and admiring aziraphale's bitchy babygirlness #icon behaviour really #ineffable idiots #IDIOTS #ineffable fandom

[zxcv-vvv]

mentally unstable enough to look at @02511213942 's arts and go sobbing (i like their neil so much i cannot even put it into words like????????????? sam's neil josten the man you are.)

#yes im a simp/meme #(actually /srs) #aftg #all for the game #neil josten

[stationk17]

King Moddy The First

#station art #teen titans #mad mod #neil richards #ive drawn him more than once but im only posting this one because its the least weird one #i hate the british so much that i drew the most british man on 9/11 #ive simped for this man for 13 years #13 horrible horrible years

[onlinecasualty]

in the most normal way possible i wanna hold noras raw brain in my hands and just stare at it

#i have so many questions #shes as real to me as neil is to andrew when andrew calls him a hallucination #this woman has changed my brain chemistry and left me reeling #AND THEN SHE COMES BACK FROM THE DEAD AND PUBLISHES ANOTHER BOOK 10 YEARS LATER #YOU SEE WHY IM SPIRALING RIGHT #anyway im totally fine but uhh heyyy nora it u ever wanna lend me ur brain for a lil bit #simp emoji #nora sakavic #the sunshine court #all for the game #neil josten #jean moreau #andrew minyard #jeremy knox #kevin day #aftg #tsc

[cha0ticr0b0tic]

Neil McCauley the man that you are...

#heat 1995 #neil mccauley #im a simp #what can i say

[illithidprone]

.

#the way i simp for neil newbon its an absolute SURPRISE astarion isnt my fav simply bc of that #no instead its GALE of all people smh #yours in good faith && ooc #anyway im spending tonight playing bg3 i think bc my brain is still...not great so dont mind me :<

[inahallucination]

neil and todd moving away for college solely so that when they reunite neil has the robert sean leonard hair and todd dies (pos)

#neil after the reunite: you think i need a haircut #todd immediately throwing away every pair of scissors that they have in their shared apartment: i would rather you just kill me before speak #ing those words again #deadpoets #dead poets society #i simp for no man but robby with that hair>>>> #yeah #u know what im talking about #dead poets headcanons #dead poets #dps fandom #dps #anderperry #neil perry #todd anderson #todd and neil #todd anderson headcanons #neil and todd

[smelliewilliams]

━━ my pov of ellie iii

warnings : use of yn, lowkey self inserted uhh, using spotify cause the blend thingy but PLEASE BOYCOTT SPOTIFY GUYS !!!

cr : @idontgetanysleep & pinterest for the pics

ellie's taglist (lmk if u wanna be add / remove) : @ellstronaut , @dinaissoprettyoml , @julienology , @euphternal , @sapphhicslut

also chat, boop me !!

part i ⟶ part ii

DAILY CLICK

DONT BUY TLOU

WAYS TO HELP PALESTINE

⭐️ she’s the type of person who is not into pda that much (but you guys still do pda like holding hands/hand on waist or shoulder & some kisses here n there) BUT SHE LOVE YOU LOUD & PROUDLY!! 🍮 all of her social media bios would be something like “taken by @yourtag” or “e + your initial : ♡” or “i love my wife” KNOWING DAMN WELL YALL ARE NOT MARRY (yet… 😏) 🕯️ her page would be filled with your pictures / something that has you in it. and would caption like “she saw it first” or “yn chose it for me” like okay we get it ellie 🙄✋

⭐️ GUYS HEAR ME OUT!!!! she’s the type that would wait for you to get ready and be like “oh it's okay, i can wait. just make sure to be safe & look pretty f’me” LIKE HIHIRHEUDBSOANA 🍮 would let you do her hair (tiny braids !!!) 🕯️ she so corny guys i just know it

⭐️ omg few months or maybe even weeks of you two talking she would be asking you if you have spotify (boycott spotify guys!!) and ask you if you wanna do a blend, she just wanna know you better through your music taste 🍮 WOULD TOTALLY FREAK OUT WHEN THE RESULTS ARE ABOVE 80 “she’s my soulmate, i knew it” and do hand YES! gesture thingy (pls know what im saying (◞‸◟) ) 🕯️ why, just why, her gf had to live 34764482939 away from her!! (ellie is being dramatic but so real)

⭐️ WOULD LEARN YOUR FAV SONGS TO PLAY ON HER GUITAR AND SENT YOU VIDEOS OF HER PLAYING IT AND BE LIKE “for you, baby” or post it on her story and captioned (?) “for my girl @yourtag” 🍮 i know she makes a lot of playlists for you. started when you were her crush, then you were in the talking stage with her, then the two of you dating, then songs that reminded her of you

🕯️ SHE WOULD SING TO CLAIRO's SONGS WITH YOUU AND DANCING AROUND IN THE KITCHEN OR 3 AM TO THE SMITHS OMGOMG

⭐️ her home & lock screen is your picture, it doesn’t matter if the pictures of both of you tgt or just you. 🍮 matching stuff with you LIKE HELLO YES SHE LOVE IT !!!! immediately drop everything when you ask her if she wanna matches w you, per examples :

🕯️ she just a biggest simp ever!!! ⭐️ loveee calling you especially facetime, she just adore looking at your pretty face, your sweet smile & listen to your cute laughs every time ellie cracks a joke. 🍮 would cut & peel fruits for you, and you do it to her as well 🕯️ text you in 3 in the morning for her & you scolding her for not sleeping

⭐️ blurts out i love you one time and since then she just wont stop saying how much she loves you 🍮 since you guys are in ldr :(, ellie had to give you gifts & all that by giving you a package but the good thing is that you can keep the letters she wrote for you and the drawing she gave you as well !! 🕯️ HER FRICKING JOURNAL IS FULL WITH YOU..... not kidding...and some sweet details that she had noticed about you

⭐️ always tweeting how she wished she's with you and would diff tweet something like " 'if she wanted, she would', then WHY IS SHE NOT TELEPORTING HERE, NEXT TO ME, LAYIN ON MY ARM, WHYYY" (this is so me coded lol)

🍮 omg would do streaks with you to update abt each other's day and also locket

🕯️ timezone sucks so be ready to be wake to 99+ tiktoks ellie had sent you while you were sleeping. (you did the same thing too)

⭐️ movie night every friday !!

🍮 few years of ldr and both you & ellie had decided to moved in together

🕯️ would surprise you once in awhile and vice versa

⭐️ girly would treat the teddy bear that you gifted her like its her CHILD (it is)

🍮 ellie who loves you very dearly

🕯️ ellie is your girlfriend & also now, your roommate (hehe hinted)

REMINDER !!

that neil is a zionist and therefore dont buy his games, doesnt matter remastered or not !!!

before you leave, have you DONATE TO PALESTINE today? ITS FREE TOO !!

#written by ellslvr ❦ #ellie williams #ellie williams x reader #ellie williams headcanons #ellie williams fluff #ellie williams x female reader #ellie williams x you #ellie williams x y/n #ellie williams imagine #ellie williams fanfiction #ellie x fem reader #ellie x reader

[cowboylexapro]

my favorite version of anderperrry by far is when neil is like, the worlds biggest simp. All five languages of love to the max type shit. And todd is just like “um… ok? I dont rlly see the appeal but someone loving me for once is nice.” while neil is like “IM IN LOVE WITH U. MARRY ME. I CANT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE HOW AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED AND HOW IN LOVE WITH U I AM.”

#anderperry #todd anderson #Neil Perry #neil x todd #todd x neil #dead poets society #DPS #todd anderson x neil perry #neil perry x todd anderson #dead poets

[kaleb-is-definitely-sane]

KALEB DID YOU FINISH THE ESSAYY

................... Uh so about that. Um so kinda uh no. IM SOWYYY. I was writing it. Then i had Math. And then Lunch. Then i was simping for Neil Perry. And then i was simping for some other twink. And now i have Spanish class lol. Imma just not pay attention and write it in Spanish tho lol

[73647e]

neil is the fucking simp between him and todd. to me he embodies that tweet that's like "my girl look so good today im about to scream and moan and throw up", the girl in this case of course is his husband

#idk he'd just be like my man is mad at me i wanna die #absolute cringe fail loser simp #I love him #dead poets society #dps #dead poets #my posts #neil perry #todd anderson #anderperry #neil x todd #todd x neil

[andrew-isnt-for-the-game03]

At me all you want but Andrew loves to read and Neil realizes that there weren’t any books that represented Andrew when he went to try to understand why Andrew liked to read

So what did Neil do? Ill tell you what he did

He wrote a book 150k words about a boy just like Andrew and gifted it to Andrew

Andrew? Loves it Carrie’s it around with him everywhere can’t stop reading it the whole nine yards.

Neil refuses to publish it because it was FOR Andrew only

Andrew even had Neil sign it

Fuckkkkkk im a simp

Might just write something like this

#aftg fandom #aftg fanfic #andrew minyard #aftg #aftg fic #aftg hc #aftg headcanon #aftg incorrect quotes #all for the game #the foxhole court #the kings men #the raven king #neil josten #booklife #aftg andreil #aftg shitpost #aftg kevin #booklover #andrew x neil #aftg series #andrew minyard supremacy #aftg andrew #andrew minyard x neil josten #neil and andrew #neil josten is a menace #neil #aftg au #aftg trilogy

[bonniebird]

Murder

Warnings: mentions of murder, blood, implied stabbing

Billy & Max (No x Reader)

Everyone thought it was Billy. Even when he needed an alibi and they lied. They thought it was him. Hopper sat and listened to every story that they had for him.

“In the morning he dropped me and Max off at the Mall dad.” 

“I think Billy went to work after that. Mom and Dad couldn't take me to the mall. So he dropped me off and I walked home.” 

“Yeah. He was around at the pool. We were pretty busy though. I can’t say if he left for lunch or not.”

“Hopper you know Billy came to the store to buy lunch. He got it from me… don’t forget to pick Will and El up after your shift.”

“I saw him later on. Robin and I were closing up the Ice cream shop… He went to that store Max likes. Got her some shoes and a shirt or something. I guess she couldn’t get it when she came by with El in the morning.”

Hopper knew he should try harder to find out what happened. Susan Hargrove sat in tears at his desk as he tried to explain that there was no evidence and Billy had an alibi. But he knew from the way Billy sat, quick eyes darting away whenever Hopper’s met his. He probably would have hated Neil if he knew him and that made it all the harder to get the job done. It shouldn’t. But it did.

“No one but Billy knows what happened.” People would say. They were half right. If they asked. Billy would lie. He’d tell them what he thought they wanted to hear.

“So urm. What happened?” Steve had asked.

He wouldn’t tell them how he came home and found Max’s trainers covered in mud. How the living room was overturned and smashed apart. How one of the knives from the drawer was missing. How when he went out back following a smear of blood he found Max sobbing. How he had dragged her inside and given her a bag for her bloody clothes. 

The blisters on his hands? From the shovel he used.

The car’s to clean. He had to wash the evidence off.

It was me. He’d say. Me. Me. Me. That’s what he’d made Max repeat when he came back from the mall and started cleaning up. 

“SAY IT AGAIN!” He snapped, eyes fixed on the floor as he tried to scrub blood out of the carpet.

“It was Billy.” She said quietly and tearfully. Blood washed off and in fresh clothes she watched as Billy went over the house inch by inch. She didn't have the strength to help and he didn’t ask. They stood together in silence as Billy burned everything that he could. She watched as he buried the remains of his makeshift bonfire.

They were both in bed before Susan came home. 

You couldn’t tell that anything had happened. Not unless you knew that Max’s purple shirt with the rainbow sleeves wasn’t in her wardrobe. Not unless you knew the knife in the kitchen drawer was missing.

“What do you think happened Harrington.” Billy grumbled as he walked away.

Billy tags:

@savagemickey03@zoomdeathknight@pheonix4269@bloodrose@sarahbullet235@lovelyy-moonlight@stellasblog@DeanWinchestersgirl87@thekayarlene@linkpk88@babypink224221@lisainhell@spiderwebs-blog@gryffindorqueensworld@rockyrascal@twerp8999@theletterhart@boardstomymood@big-galaxy-chaos@greekktragedyy@ietss@alexxavicry@daughterofthenight117@sarcasm-n-insomnia@multi-fandom5 @skylermoyer@justice-for-the-kaldorei@favmeyou@kaylantus@supernatural-wolfie@yougottalovefandoms@alwaysadreamingoptimist@love1deandra@archaeologydigit@im-eating-rn@bucketbunny@littlefreakingfangirl@hardladyheart@gillybear17@lchufflepuffcorn@prettyplant0@hardladyheart@slxthxrxn-sxmp@jamie-c-bower-simp@aw--heck@amournoir@boardstomymood@heeheehoohoohahahihi@elenavampire21

#billy hargove imagine #billy hargrove #max mayfield

[uberoll-oystercrackers]

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Longest Tag: 139 characters

#no access to medical care so it’s never going to get better but i still cant stop thinking about sadie and lars so im going to try to learn

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

someone get these freaks a map to cognizantville

putting the uncolored version with it so i dont have to post twice hehe

25 notes - Posted September 3, 2022

#4

🤔🤔

27 notes - Posted April 2, 2022

#3

my bestie got me rebelle 5 pro bc it was on super sale and of course the first thing i do is draw a lil floaty sadie killer head 🥺

37 notes - Posted October 14, 2022

#2

sadie info-dumping about pocket monsters to lars. shoutout to neil cicierega.

46 notes - Posted October 15, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

@numum​ sent this to me and said “lars and the cool kids” and im going to THROW UP

142 notes - Posted July 11, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

#ube on a roll #man i barely posted any content at all this year ripppppp #not my longest tag being about my carpal tunnel i will CRY lmao #shouout to ronnie for coming in as my 5th most used tag lmaoooo #hey num look your joke is my top post B) #i knew that shit was a banger when you sent it to the gc #super happy to see all my art posts got over 20 notes tho omg!! esp for what my art is haha #overall. silly and fun. not so bad! #also fun to see all these drawings look like they were made by different people- at least one of those was left handed too #but yea that's just tha way it is baybee. we contain multitudes or whateva

[ao3feed-ineffablehusbandz]

Halo hiding my obsession

Halo, hiding my obsession

by ForFucksSakeJim

He takes a steadying breath, and continues.

My Dearest Crowley,

Words don’t come as easily to me as they do you. As you saw earlier, I had a few unexpected guests that appeared with just as unexpected news. I’m to return back to headquarters. I tried to protest, to state a claim upon others being no match for you. However, it was to no avail. I truly am sorry, my dear, that we will not have the supper you planned, or that we will be unable to organize my books together. Gabriel’s words are final, and I have no other avenue to venture down in the hopes of being able to stay.

Words: 4110, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Something More Devine

Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Sandalphon (Good Omens)

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)

Additional Tags: slight angst, deleted scene: Aziraphale gets a medal, Established Relationship, Secret Relationship, sandalphon has a gaydar but he's homophobic about it, cuz ya know the whole sodom and gomorrah and the salt, thats just my headcanon and the added knowledge of being ACAB (assigned catholic at birth), i did way too much research for this and these are my tags so i'm going to lament about them, canon complacient and takes place in 1800 AND IT SUCKS, Dewey decimal system was invented in 1876, Morse code was invented in the 1830’s, I researched paper for this PAPER, I kept misspelling sandalphons name this is ridiculous, The ritz was built in 1906 so i have no idea what their spot was before then, I researched the distance between aziraphale’s book shop and cork street for this, Alice’s adventures in wonderland was written in 1865, Pride and Prejudice was written in 1797 - im not saying that it’s crowley’s secretive favorite book, but - Freeform, uhhh, what else, they kiss, i also wrote a poem for this but i'll make it a different fic, no beta we die like agnes nutter, oh and as always; way too many taylor swift references because i'm a simp, alanis morissette voice: You know how us Catholic [REDACTED] can be

From https://ift.tt/PQLAHtK https://archiveofourown.org/works/48130840

#ao3feed ineffablehusbandz #ineffable husbands #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #anthonyjcrowl

[fortheloveofkonig]

I know its 5AM

I know this has no tags

but y'all fuckers talked me into watching SIX (the tv show)

and I'm obviously not mad, I already watched shows with Samuel, Neil & Elliot in it so it's only fair I watch a show with Barry in it too.

BUT NOW MY BRAIN WON"T LET ME SLEEP UNTIL I FINISH SEASON ONE

AND I FEEL WEIRD BECAUSE IM SIMPING OVER ANOTHER CHARACTER

BUT THE CHARACTER IS PLAYED BY THE SAME ACTOR OF ANOTHER CHARACTER I SIMP FOR

MY BRAIN HURTS