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gabichive · 1 year

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acc been hating the feeling of being a little drunk but not really it feels like shit

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georgelore · 8 months

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i fell asleep at midnight, woke up at 3am and now it's almost 5am and havent slept since help meeeeee

#im never drinking again #<- she's lying #no but like #it has completely ruined my sleep the last few times and it's pissing me off #maybe im getting old... ://

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on1tea · 9 months

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I’m digging myself a hole, and I’m never coming out.

#im never drinking again

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anotherpapercut · 1 year

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is anyone else fucking sick of being plagued by pilk and cookies or are you guys getting normaler ads

#im never drinking pepsi again the ads are making me gag

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mosviqu · 2 years

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everytime i remember his hand on my thigh i want to kms

#im never drinking again #i say i want male attention and when i get it i despise it w every cell in my body #never want any man to ever touch me #🌺

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temeyes · 1 month

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doodlebob soap here, droppin an update 👊💥👊💥👊💥👊 [p1 | p2]

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blackberries45 · 2 years

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The morning after having two drinks and being in your 30's ...

#im never drinking again

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munchboxart · 8 months

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New background OC for my Salmon guys + Mui drinking

#i dont normally post sketches but i will make an exception for this #because i was talking w some friends and they were all telling me gilbert is hot and i do not see it #if u find gilbert hot let me know so i can remember this #literally oomf was like “how abt middle aged men yaoi with ur ocs (mui)” and i was like “mui and who??” and theyre like “his friends!”#and i was like “MUI HAS FRIENDS?” I LITERALLY FORGOT ABOUT GILBERT IDGAFFFF DHASJKFNSJKDGNDJN MY STANDARDS FOR MUI IS SO LOW #maybe theyre just not my type BUT I DONT SEE IT #then again. im sick in the head and mui is my favorite. literally the most middest guy ever. all he does is drink and kill salmon #tw alcohol #alcohol #splatoon #my ocs #mui #gilbert #im adding more white ass names into my collection of OCs bc im lacking. i also got a guy named paul fishtopher #i do have a sketch account on twitter but you will have to find it (you will never find it)

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blueskittlesart · 3 months

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im 21 in 1 day............................

#GIRLLLL i feel insane. wdym by tomorrow i will be legally able to drink #mentally im still 17 but tomorrow i will order a drink from a bar and they will not turn me away. wow #you will be nine years old forever you will never be nine years old again. brb i have to reblog my own art #personal

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incorrect-ikevamp-quotes · 7 months

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Leonardo: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, le Comte is walking in this room.

MC: *wheeze*

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp leonardo #ikevamp leo #ikevamp comte #ikevamp saint germain #ikevamp mc #back at it again with the pureblood on pureblood violence #truly these jokes never age a day (at least for me)#you see what i did there #although i think the funniest thing about this one is that comte would be so 'ha h a leonardo very funny >:/'#and then he's just drinking in the parlor room asking sebas is he's too old and boring for mc #and sebas naturally interested in stirring the pot is like #'idk if you ask me you don't look a day over 300'#needless to say the man needed pats from mc afterwards #man im dying all i imagine is comte just 'no talk me i'm angy' in a corner of the balcony #lowkey want to write this now--i might in fact #unauthorized bullying of comte will not be tolerated (unless i find it hilarious like i do in this case)#also funny because leonardo isnt much younger--not that that would ever stop him #ikevamp incorrect quotes

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takeyourpillsbitchh · 8 months

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𝚒 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚗 𝚜𝚎𝚝 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚌𝚎𝚊𝚗. 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚍𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚔𝚎𝚗 𝚑𝚊𝚣𝚎. 𝚒 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚝 𝚜𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎. 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚘𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚗𝚘𝚠. 𝚒 𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒 𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚜 𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚕𝚏𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚕𝚞𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚔𝚢. 𝚒 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞’𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚖𝚎.

𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚒𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚕𝚞𝚎.

#I guess I’m in my post mexico era right now #could you imagine how emotional Mickey would be if they traveled to Mexico together?#to the exact beach Mickey visited to drink away any and all thoughts of Ian cause he never thought he’d see him again?#Ian would be so loving and caring and they would have so many talk about things they both went through during that time #like im not okay 🥺#but look at them #happy babies #happy HUSBANDS #mickey milkovich #ian gallagher #shameless #gallavich #i love them #gallavich fanart #chey draws #cheys art

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hotdrinks · 2 months

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i got a new job doing night shift data entry for da government I am THE magnus protocol

#drinks talk tag #i am about to be connecting to these characters in a way that is so maladaptive #its tma all over again #(never stopped being connected to those characters in an annoying way either ✌️)#im tryinf to push my bedtime back so im feeling. a bit sillay #also it pays an actual liveable wage so i can stop crying and dying and drowning every month hooray 🎉

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kitamars · 1 year

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a well overdue swap au doodle dump from twitter bless 🙏 as you can see there's a bit of a bias here but who doesn't love an excess of buny

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kithj · 5 months

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tired of the obsession with "ethical" vampires and also "good" vampires who don't eat.

i think there's a lot to be said about fatphobia and the glamorization of EDs in vampire media, particularly in more modern depictions... i don't want to place the blame solely on twilight because this was happening way before the 2000s but i do think that had a huge impact with meyer's weird obsession and unwillingness to depict the vampires as anything other than thin and pale (and her singular fat aka tall and curvy vampire is described as "intensely feminine" and we don't have time to unpack all of that in this post)

saying that vampire venom "melts the fat" off of people, or that the vampire venom turns a person into their "ideal self" - who is the one saying my ideal self would be skinny? why is that the ideal at all?

i also just find it soooo fucking boring to neuter your vampires in this way. the whole point is to explore these deep desires and impulses and especially in romance these power imbalances that come from human/vampire relationships. i find the "good" vampire to be such a cop out. why even make them a vampire. twc vampires are just glorified super soldiers that work for the government. twilight vampires are just a bunch of mormon models. there's no real substance to them. even if you wanted to make an argument about edward, it falls flat because stephanie meyer doesn't write him intentionally, she genuinely thinks this shit is romantic & isn't ever really interested in exploring their age gap or edward's hunger.

i think interview with the vampire (the show) approaches the "good" vampire in an interesting way with louis. the decision to make him a gay black man adds so much to his desire to be "good" (accepted) and there's more to it than just him not wanting to eat humans; he's worried about the way the world will perceive him. and he still has so much love for claudia despite how different they are and the things she's done (but ultimately he still chooses lestat over her!!!) and he tries to influence daniel's perception of her, too. i also like that they still actually show him eating, versus the cullens, who i don't ever recall being shown on screen (or in the book) eating anything.

when i write about the hunger in blood choke, i worried about how people would react to the hunting scenes in ch2. overall, way more positively than i expected. there's a lot more i want to expand on especially in the next chapter, and i worry about how it may look right now in the game's unfinished state. i don't want the hunger to be something bad, at least not at its core. everyone is hungry. everyone eats. and i wanted to make it so the vampires in my world could not just opt out of it. they can't eat animals, they can't sustain on blood alone, they have to eat.

when it comes to the mc, they struggle with the hunger, but it's more than that. like with louis, it's the combination of that visceral hunger but also being gay and gender nonconforming, someone who has always been an outcast in society struggling to find their way back in after having their memories and sense of self completely wiped clean. their hunger is a manifestation of this idea they have of their past self - the potential for them to become the next Standard - and their physical/sexual desire that they repressed for so long now untethered due to their lack of memories as well as waking up in a more accepting world.

i think this is a much more interesting way to approach the hunger as opposed to painting the actual act of eating as inherently evil. in twilight, all the good vampires don't eat, even when bella is a human she doesn't eat. in dracula, lucy is only ever good when she doesn't eat. and when she does eat, she becomes an evil, indulgent sexual demon that is a threat to all men and she has to be destroyed.

female vampires always get the worst of it; they are sexual deviants, they want to kill all men, they asked for it, they're disgusting and vile for desiring anything from food to sex to independence. this of course goes way back; again, look at lucy. even in more "progressive" vampire media like bit, the lesbian vampire is evil, hates all men, and is tricking and seducing her female companions into it.

it's interesting to see how far back these trends go. dracula and carmilla all the way up to the modern depictions today. the "good" vampire narrative almost never works; i think because the idea of what is "good" is always going to be influenced by the person creating it. edward is not a "good" vampire. he is a 108 year old man who preys on a teenage girl; this should have been far more important to his character than whether or not he, as a vampire, drinks human blood. but instead he's considered good because he only eats deer and he's skinny and white and looks like a model, and because stephanie meyer says he is.

i don't write all this to say that these topics can't be explored (twilight is terrible for many other reasons, and i think iwtv does do it well) but just to point out why, in my opinion, the "good" vampire is usually such a weak narrative. who decides what is good? and there are other ways to explore the themes of desire and humanity than just restricting their diet... just because your vampire doesn't eat humans does not make them automatically good. and to be frank no vampire will ever be ethical!!! that's the point!!!!

#hello. can anyone hear me #this is just a steam of consciousness rant. i dont know #also i still have like 2 or 3 episodes of iwtv left so 🙉#this was inspired by a video i watched on youtube the other day and also people complaining abt twc on the reddit again #and that post going around about how its probably way worse to steal blood from a blood bank than to just drink it from someone LOL #where people then recommend increasingly unethical ways for them to be ethical #like feeding on prisoners (jfc) or tricking people in a spa #even the hotel in blood choke is unethical. i wrote it that way. i purposefully made it so the woman changed her mind #but the mc nor hana care #anyways. sorry im watching a lot of vampire stuff lately lmfao #and im still disappointed by bit i will never get over it #ed tw

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hyvnology · 7 months

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we had bury your gays in a time called you and now 'villian is gay' as a plot twist which ( while so fucking unserious, like im laughing my ass off rn ) im taking as a (somewhat) sign off progress bc we had queer main charcters in mainstream shows. So, like this is how it started in the west and then evolved into us getting actual queer main character who had nothing that tragic happen to them. So, its the same thing thats gonna happen here right.... right? *nervous laugh*

#my lovely liar #it was the gays all along lmfao #like my mans was suspicious from when he said congrats and solhe heard it as a lie #but come on #thought he was being protective of his artists but ahshhddj #im laughing my ass off rn #its hilarious and also not #also deukchan closing his eyes while driving had me crackling #one thing abt us gays is that we love being dramatic #a time called you #also dont take this whole thing i said seriously #i had a few shots of tequila despite telling hope im never gonna drink again #and so now my brains not braining

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trunklewunjle · 3 months

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It’s okay you can say hi, just don’t get too close, Broomie has a mind of its own…

Ink belongs to comyet

Paperjam belongs to 7goodangel

#undertale au #utmv #ink sans #drink rockers #paperjam #broomie #yea so silly things happened in our rp and now ink has a tail but I made a version without the tail anyways I love him when he’s evil I want #him to hit me with broomie and tell me that I’m the only creation he would murder and throw into the void to never be seen again #I want evil ink to grab me by the neck and choke and tell me how much of an abomination I am and that error might be right after seeing the #way I think about him like I would let this man do anything to me I want him to do things to me I need him I want him I would do anything #for him #GRGRHRGHRHSBDTHTGRHGSGAHTGRHSGHAGRHRGRHABSGHRGTHAGDGR #IM SONJORMAL ABSOTUNINK #yea anyways don’t fuck with his little creation or he’ll make you wish you were dead #er er er #RAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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