#im like the reverse ariel lol

[cowbpy]

Witcher Fics I Want

this is jaskier x geralt by the way. i couldn't sleep so i came up with these instead.

Skating AU

Jaskier is a figure skater and Geralt is a hockey player. Geralt plays for “the Witchers”. The two groups fight for ice time a lot. 

High School Teachers AU

Jaskier teacher choir or art. Geralt teaches History or Chemistry. All their students call them mom and dad. Ciri is their favorite. She is too smart for her classes so she hangs out with them after school and during lunch. They are oblivious and ciri is like “omg just kiss already!”

Pride and Prejudice AU

Its just pride and prejudice, but Jaskier is Lizzie and Geralt is Darcy. Geralt is emotionally constipated and cant handle his feelings so hes a dick instead. Basically just follows the plot of the book/movie and geralt proposes and gets turned down until he fixes himself. Georgiana is ciri she helps geralt win back jaskier.

Princess Bride AU

Jaskier is Buttercup and Geralt is wesley. Follows the movie kinda. Geralt is “killed” by the witcher then comes back pretending to be that to save jaskier from marriage to a shitty prince (valdo marx???).

The Little Mermaid AU

Jaskier is Ariel and Geralt is Eric. Jaskier is a mermaid who loves to watch people but some drowners (or ther water monster idk) is in the area he likes to watch and geralt gets knocked out saving jaskier who in turn saves him. He makes a deal to give up his voice to have legs so he can travel with geralt. Yennefer is Ursula i guess,,, idk.

Aladdin AU

Jaskier is Jasmine and Geralt is Aladdin. Jaskier hates being stuck in the palace and having to act like a royal. He sneaks out and geralt helps him escape some guard so he can play his lute in a market or something. Geralt is in love but doesnt think a prince would fall for him so he uses a potion or magic or something (yennefer helps??) to change his hair color and disguise himself as a prince. Takes jaskier for a ride on roach idk.

Falsettos AU

This is based off of falsettos the musical. Geralt and Yen divorce and geralt leaves to live with jaskier, but hes still trying to have a relationship with ciri and yen. I think triss would be marvin cause gay is always better. This doesnt have to be an exact copy of the story, but just an inspiration.

Theater AU

This would just be a one shot lol. i just think it would be funny. Jaskier is the lead actor and geralt is on crew. thats it lol.

Coffee Shop AU

Jaskier works as a barista at a little cafe and falls for the guy (geralt) who always come in and sits in the corner reading and only orders a plain black coffee. Jaskier is a gay disaster and his coworkers know it.

Disney World AU

Geralt brings ciri to disney world for a weekend and Jaskier is playing her favorite prince (idk which one just pick) and they go and visit him everyday they go.

Drag Queen AU

Jaskier is a drag queen at a club (goes by dandelion or buttercup) and geralt is the bouncer/security. Someone gives jaskier a hard time outside f the club after closing and geralt saves him and walks him home.

Public Transport Musician AU

Geralt takes the subway everyday and jaskier is always playing in the station. One time he gets on the train with geralt and they talk. Jaskier shares that on weekends he plays at a club and geralt goes and sees him.

Self Defense Lessons AU

Jaskier moves to a big city or something and wants to take self defense lessons and geralt is the instructor. Jaskier can not handle geralt pinning him down and straddling him.

Neighbors AU

Jaskier and Geralt live next to eachother in an apartment building. Jaskier is always knocking and asking for extra flower or help fixing something. At first geralt hates it but it becomes endearing and then one day geralt asks jaskier for help with something and thats when they get together. Yen and Triss live across the hallway and laugh as it goes down.

Mandalorian/Star Wars AU

Geralt is apart of a bounty hunter clan (the mandalorians/witchers) and is supposed to find a child and deliver it to some bad people (its ciri/baby yoda) but doesnt and adopts her. Jaskier come in at some point idk how tho.

Gym Training AU

Trans!Jaskier wants to get buff so he passes better and gets trained by geralt. thats it.

Role Reversal AU

Jaskier is a witcher (he still has a smaller frame. I think hes more of an assassin and more stealth based.) and Geralt is a moody musician (i dont think he sings) Somehow geralt gets tied up with one of jaskiers hits and that how they end up travelling together. Jaskier is jealous that geralt is still huge and jacked despite being a musician.

Gender Bend AU

I just want a big muscly lesbian geralt. Jaskier is a cottage core lesbian. otherwise nothing changes.

You’ve Got Mail AU

Jaskier owns a smaller bookstore thats going to be swallowed up by witcher co. books. Just follows the movie plot. I read a really good youve got mail au fic a long time ago and i want more.

Fake Relationship AU

This is honestly my favorite au and ive yet to see it in the witcher fics. Jaskier lied to his family that hes in a relationship so that theyd stop trying to set him up, but they come to visit so he has to get Geralt to pretend to be his boyfriend. or Jaskier gets a chance to go to a resort or on a cruise and play for the guests but its a married couples only thing so he brings geralt along and they have to pretend to be a happy married couple. Triss and Yen are there and onto them the whole time.

Soulmate AU

i havent seen any witcher fics with a classic soulmate au. there is plenty to pick from. One could be matching birthmarks and jaskier ( or geralt) figures out that the other has the matching birthmark but is scared to tell cause “witchers cant feel”

Mechanic AU

Jaskier keeps “accidentally” breaking things so the hot mechanic will come fix it.

Circus AU

geralt is a strong man or “beast” tamer and jaskier is some artsy shit idk. Concept: jaskier is a trapeze artist and he sings while he does it so hes the “song bird”. Yen can be a fortune teller or some shit.

PLEASE let me know if you right a fic going off of these or if you find one similar to one of them that youd think id like. Im shit at writing myself, but im a pretty ok editor so let me know if you need a beta reader

#the witcher #geralt x jaskier #geralt #Jaskier #witcher fics #netflix #i need this #please

[farklelucas]

omggggggvvv i am HERE for buzzfeed high au but do you have any more kelsey hcs? i just rly love her!!! also try guys hcs???? aaaaaaa thank u love u

I LOVE KELSEY DARRAGH WITH MY WHOLE FUCKING HEART I AM HAPPY TO OBLIGE

like i said she drinks a fucking lot. but she can handle it. she can handle her alcohol. it’s better if she has someone around to babysit her but yeah, she can handle it as long as she doesn’t push her limits and drinks lots of water. (sometimes she pushes her limits tho and that’s when zach and eugene and jen have to rein her back in.)

thank @hotdagasaga for this one - once a month, she and eugene have a Day where they watch dumb shows and put on face masks and chill, topless, in one of their beds

speaking of her friendship with eugene, they are really really comfortable friends and it is really easy to think that they’re dating. they always hold hands and kelsey wears his jackets and they make dumb comments like “eugene! you look particularly fuckable today!” and “kelsey that top makes your nipples look Fantastic”

that’s not to undersell her friendship with zach. they are Super close, especially when they’re both single in the early to mid days of high school. they hang out all the time and make fun of their friends in relationships (namely ariel and ned and steven and andrew). zach holds kelsey’s hand when she cries about her singleness and she sets up darts and throws pictures at his shitty exes. he also lets her do his nails and they bond over cats and bisexuality.

she loves. loves makeup. she loves trying new trends and she walks into school with them on all the time. she had lollipop lips and wavy eyebrows and reverse contour/highlight. she tries it all. the cheerleaders compliment her on every damn trend she tries bc girl power (especially jen who is very gay and stumbles over her words bc pretty girl).

kelsey’s style is such a fucking mess like pretty flowery dresses one day, big bulky leather jacket the next, then a pantsuit and then a croptop and jeans then a sweater and overalls. honestly one (1) fashion icon.

kelsey babysits and makes BIG damn money bc kids, for some reason, love her. (who fucking doesn’t though???) she’s like a vodka aunt for the entire neighborhood. she spends it all immediately on makeup oops.

she’s always getting coded for dress code violations but her mom, who is her best fucking friend, comes up and fights the principal on them.

the try guys have two group chats: one of just them (which obviously is not called the try guys bc they’re not actually the try guys in this universe but is probably called like “four bros chillin in a hot tub” or something equally meme-y) and then one called like “group chat + mom” where kelsey mainly just types in all caps and spills tea and makes sure everyone is in line.

okay i got more but im gonna stop lol. more try guys headcanons under the cut, but you can find more of them and of kelsey (and jelsey and ladylike and etc) in my buzzfeed series.

the boys have matching pajamas. i kid you not. for christmas one year keith gets them for all of them. zach is over the moon, ned is laughing his ass off, eugene acts really fucking annoyed but secretly loves it and wears it all the time.

they all have their own pieces they usually contribute to the main gc it’s hilarious

keith sends memes, both regular and positive, and sometimes asks for answers to homework

ned sends a lot of emojis and also bro language

zach uses tons of exclamation points and smiley faces but the kind u gotta type out like “:^D” and “:^(”

eugene types in all lower caps and uses lots of ellipses like…….. this………………..

overall they all send love and support and occasionally hw answers

zach never wears matching socks fucking ever and the other try guys think this is adorable.

they all have lockers right next to each other (aka how they met and became best friends) and they abuse this all the time. whether it’s someone’s birthday or it’s valentines day or christmas or what have you. they always have decorations strewn across all four of their lockers and it’s obnoxious. there’s a huge division in school, bc half of the school loves them and the other half hates them.

they are so comfy around each other it’s ridiculous. they’ll put their arms around each other and steal food off each other’s plates and casually get undressed in front of each other. so when zach and eugene start dating, no one even bats an eye bc barely anything changes (well besides the making out obviously but. whatever.)

when zach and eugene go through bad breakups, keith and ned immediately prepare to square the fuck up. no one hurts their boys. no one. and when they start dating each other, keith and ned have the “break his heart and i’ll fuck you up” talk with both of them separately, bc they’re both fragile let’s be real

they all attend eugene’s dance recitals and hold up signs cheering him on, and they do the same at ned’s soccer games

they’re not really allowed to do it at zach’s debate tournaments but. damn it all to hell if they don’t wear matching shirts that say “team zach” on them and cheer to hell when they’re allowed

their movie nights are iconic. they go all out. popcorn, pajamas, beanbags in the basement, the whole 9 yards. they switch off every week; zach usually picks sci-fi, eugene horror, ned romcoms, and keith comedy.

their sleepovers are even MORE legendary. they spend a week planning them. they bring in all kinds of snacks and they all sleep sprawled out on the floor legs overlapping, eugene probably actually inside of zach’s sleeping bag.

okay that’s. enough. save some more for another day lol.

#kelsey darragh #try guys #buzzfeed #buzzfeed high #anonymous #what kind of woman doesnt have an ask