#im just shitposting

[wednesdaymorningmoonlight]

enid sinclairs patronus would be something like jojo siwa

#do you see the vision #im just shitposting #tbh i think thats all be posts #wenclair #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #wednesday netflix #wednesday x enid #enid #wednesday #netflix wednesday #wednesday 2022 #jojo siwa #patronus

[toshidou]

oddly specific british hcs . . .

characters // the 141 (simon "ghost" riley, john "soap" mactavish, kyle "gaz" garrick, john price)

an // don't ask me what this is, because i really don't have an answer for you. my brain just spat this out at me mid walk and for some reason i decided to post it here. i am so sorry.

Simon "Ghost" Riley

He's scared shitless of Year 7s, despite knowing full well that he was one of those little bastards when he was a kid. Not much puts the fear of god into him, yet something about a group of little shitheads who think they own the world has him crossing to the other side of the street at the sight of them.

Got suspended from school one time for stealing one of the dildo's from the RE classroom and supergluing to the seat of the kid who tried to bully him.

Got good grades at school. Not because he put in the effort, but because he stole all the exam answers from his teachers desk and spent the night before the exam memorising it all. "Work smarter not harder" was his motto.

Once got lost in a Primark. He was only looking for some cheap sleep wear, and ending up somewhere stuck between rows of Disney clothes and screaming children on leashes.

Has an unhealthy obsession with Monster energy drinks, he once drank so many in a row he went temporarily blind in his left eye. Still drinks them to this day.

John "Soap" Mactavish

He once had a full on mental breakdown in ALDI because the cashier was scanning things too quickly and he couldn't keep up.

Has started several fights in pubs because someone insulted Iron-Bru, both Simon and Price have had to drag him out of nearly all of them kicking and screaming garbled Scottish insults.

Used to dip his sherbet dib dab in dirt as a kid.

Once got in trouble in maths class for spelling "80085" on his calculator and laughing so hard he pissed himself.

The only time he laughed that hard again was when the Queen kicked the bucket. Price looked nothing short of disturbed.

If one more person comes up to him and yells "DISGUSTANG" in an exaggerated and shit Scottish accent, he's going to commit serial arson.

Kyle "Gaz" Garrick

Went to private school, and gets bullied for it by the entire 141 as soon as they find out. They rib him even harder after they find out he was head boy.

Got invited to a night out in London by one of his rich acquaintances from school, which ended up being The Box. That night single-handedly gave him more PTSD than any mission he's ever been on.

Has personal beef with Percy Pig after he almost choked to death on one, and to this day he will never live it down that Ghost had to give him the Heimlich.

Has an unhealthy addiction to the Spice Girls. Sometimes he forgets he lives on a military base and still sings "Wannabe" at full volume in the showers. He's had to swear Soap to secrecy on numerous occasions.

His favourite Spice Girl is Scary Spice.

Captain John Price

His biggest guilty pleasure is listening to Take That. He'd first heard them first thanks to his mother being worryingly obsessed, and started mockingly singing along to their songs on brief phone calls from his barracks after he'd first joined. Little did he know that soon he too would unironically love their music. And yes, he cried when Robbie left the band. It's a secret he's taking to the grave.

Hates Waitrose with a burning passion, he once threw a fit over the price of a packet of peanuts and scared the middle-aged woman and her baby two aisles down.

Saw Gaz choking on a Percy Pig, and then proceeded to buy him every available Percy Pig related merchandise for Christmas.

Loves vinegar on his chips from the chippy, and when he found out the smell makes Soap gag, suddenly he loves his chips drowning in it.

#honestly there are probably so many more #but this is all my brain could spit out at the moment #LMFAO #please do read into this too hard btw #im just shitposting #SDLJFLSDF #simon ghost riley #ghost mw2 #cod mw22 #simon riley #captain john price #john price mw2 #john price #kyle gaz garrick #gaz headcanons #ghost headcanons #john price headcanons #soap headcanons #john soap mactavish #soap mactavish #gaz garrick #kyle garrick #☁︎⋅writing

[man3at3r-mp4]

Martin Scorsese after hearing the gay pink twink spider from Hazbin hotel say, "You're doing great vagina" knowing he will never achieve such levels of masterful scriptwriting

#hazbin hotel #vivziepop #vivzieverse #helluva boss #hazbin angel dust #/lh #/j #is this funny #the last of us #ellie tlou #I thought the episode was alright #im just shitposting #im trying to be relevant #hazbin hotel x reader #alastor #charlie morningstar #vaggie #ermmmm #blow this up

[cookie-waffle]

I swear to FUCKKNGGG GOODDDDDD Zelda better tell Link she loves him in totk.

Girl you clearly like him and in the Japanese version of the game he think’s your hella pretty. And he KNOWS you like him, JUST TELL HIM OH MY GOD

You know you’re the last in your bloodline, right? You need kids or else next time Ganon comes back he’s gonna blast your country off the face of the earth because you won’t be reincarnated again.

You wanna get married and have kids with some dumb generic suitor? Or do you wanna get married have kids with the guy you love so much that you literally tried to die for him? GIRL JUST TELL HIM FOR CHRISTS SAKE OH MY GODDDDDD

You two are gonna be grown ass men and women in totk and you STILL haven’t said anything? Deku tree even literally TOLD YOU to say it to Link’s face. JUST DO IT MY GOD

#all jokes this is not serious at all #im just shitposting #zelink

[kafeinated]

everyone is all Chris Evans this Lloyd Hansen that but have you seen Ryan Gosling in that movie???? like-

#he carried #no shade to chris evans #i like the guy #but let’s be real #the gray man #ryan gosling #court gentry #sierra six #lloyd hansen #gifs are not mine #credits to the rightful owners #txt.personal #im just shitposting

[hotslimybitch]

Ok I think I honest to titan the perfect raeda kid name I think would fit in the world and I feel chaotic Eda would so chose this name to fit that the ‘lyn’ tradition fully knowing the meaning of the word; I think they would name their kid:

Penicillyn Clawthorne-Whispers

#the owl house #toh #toh oc #toh edalyn #edalyn clawthorne #raine whispers #raeda #raedalyn #peni as a nickname :3 #I’m hyphenating the name but I’d like to think reada would combine their last names like Thronewhispers #I can speculate that maybe eda’s parents combined their family names claw and Thorne #im just shitposting #personally I dispise hyphenated last names

[sakebytheriver]

It's been an honor putting on my makeup and red clown nose with you all every episode this season as we did every episode last season, Wally West truthers.

See you all in the dressing room for season five, I'll bring extra pies to throw in our own faces when he still doesn't come back and we all say we just have to wait for season six. Always an honor to honk with you, lads, until next time we'll always have Paris 👋😔

#ignore me #young justice #wally west #im just shitposting #love my clown bretheren 🤡🤡🤡 united we honk 🙏

[alexanderthepatrochillestrash]

everytime i get to this part i try my hardest not to kin Ivan-

#bungou stray dogs #ivan goncharov #tchaikovsky #im just shitposting #Иван мой любимый <3

[ramune-ray]

they shouldve given jasper a gun

#henry danger #dangerverse #im just shitposting

[t4rtarus]

can we give the ninjas drawbacks if they use their powers too much?

here are some ideas

-kai overheating and passing out

-coles powers take lots of strength or sum

-zanes powers probably do something to his metal

-jay short circuits and becomes unresponsive

-nya just gets tired and lightheaded ig because idk

-lloyd has no drawback because he has the strongest plot armour

#ninjago #im just shitposting

[theladyofstorms]

Them... but in suits...

#im not really back #im just shitposting #mortal kombat

[samrut]

Alfred discovers there are multiple alternative universes, and each of them contain an alt version of himself. He is kinda having a crisis bout it, cause he low-key thinks they are all hella hot.

#hws america #im just shitposting #but ye I mean I'd ship two Alfred's or five #they'd probs all get along great #they'd annoy the crap out of everyone tho #hetalia AU ideas

[sinners-go-to-drink-the-wine]

...be honest, do you think jake would suck my strap yes or no? 👉👈

#ahahaahahah #im just shitposting #unhinged hours #letters from the author

[emmafallsinlove]

what if dean and rory had never met? (but she still meets jess in s2)

ive been thinking about this ask for days it took up space in my brain because i love the idea of jess being her first serious boyfriend without all that stupid drama. lorelai still doesn’t like him but she doesn’t shove us rory and dean relationship to our faces every 10 seconds. jess and rory slowburn s2 without dean being involved? i need it i want it 😭

what if in this au lorelai also marry max at the start of s2 and there’s a whole love triangle between lorelai / max / luke until max asks for a divorce 3 months into their marriage because he sees the way lorelai looks at luke and honestly he never got a chance to begin with

#im just shitposting #but honestly i would love to see max at friday’s night dinner and his dynamic with the gilmores #ask*

[just-a-real-sad-vogue]

The Boys

Why are you watching The Boys? Is it for The Boys???? That seems pretty gay to me.

#the boys #william butcher #homelander #im just shitposting

[kafeinated]

the number of people who has been shitting on diluc since day 1 then did a full 180 because he now has a high ponytail bye 🙄

#im sorry but what the fuck #and still some of y’all aren’t satisfied with his new skin #the amount of hate i see online #it’s like hating on diluc is a personality trait #diluc ragnvindr #genshin impact #im just shitposting #ignore this