#im just bastard

[sneez]

family portrait :D young sam and sybil are behaving themselves and vimes is throwing a hissy fit because they tried to make him wear the helmet

[id: a digital painting of three people sitting for a portrait in a domestic interior. young sam is standing with his hands behind his back and beaming proudly. vimes is standing behind him with his hand on his shoulder, wearing a shiny military uniform and a surly expression. sybil is sitting on the right with an arm around young sam, smiling at the viewer. a plumed helmet is sitting on a table on the left. end id.]

#discworld #sam vimes #sybil ramkin #young sam vimes #artwork #discworld is inspiring me so much at the moment ive got it on the brain #vimes wore the helmet for 3 seconds and then took it off and refused to comb his helmet hair which is why he looks like that #also idk where the idea of sybil wearing wigs came from (i havent read all the books yet so i am not sure if it’s canon or headcanon) but i #am so besotted with that idea so assume sybil is bewigged any time i draw her #thats why she has no grey hairs here. i imagine her having very short wispy hair underneath #i literally love her so much ive been thinking about her for days she means the world 2 me #this is the first time ive drawn either her or young sam and im so happy with how they came out thats exactly how i picture them in my head #ive drawn vimes once before but i can usually get him close to my Brain Picture without too much difficulty #i just think Grumpy Bastard (affectionate) and there he is #also happy end of the year my friends! may 2024 bring you all the things you desire i love you

[yourlocalabomination]

Tick Tock, Teddy-Bear.

#the bastards box wasn’t enough I had to trap this fucker in a hour glass #IM NEVER RENDERING GOLD AGAIN IN MY LIFE I DIDNT LEARN THE FIRST TIME- #anyway guess who’s not dead. sorry I disappeared for a hot sec as you might be able to deduce this one took a while #also life happened lol. I was doing this inbetween uni work a social life and being ill. #I’m not going to reveal how long this one took because I’m genuinly ashamed I put so much time into drawing Ted fucking Spankoffski #just know this might be the most amount of time and effort Iv ever put into a artwork in my entire life #I’m not too mad about it actually because I wanted to make one final big artwork before I turn 20 #ted spankoffski #theodore spankoffski #starkid #team starkid #starkid productions #starkid fanart #fanart starkid #time bastard #starkid time bastard #time bastard nightmare time #nightmare time #starkid nightmare time #hatchetfield nightmare time #nmt #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield universe #fanart #my art

[cardiganjam]

The bizly character formula is thus: First of all a past that they drag around with them like stones on their feet, a burden that is so impactful on them that it's also an intrinsic part of them, inseparable from who they are. second of all abandonment issues, or familial issues. then you make them at least a bit of an asshole, if not outright morally....questionable. AND you gotta throw in at least a little bit of soul crushing guilt over something or other at some point. generally they are also greasy little pathetic bastards who always end up being at least a little bit queer. I am right.

#pleaseeee ask me for examples if you want them. #also keep in mind that im referring pretty much just to JRWI here--i wasnt thinking ab the scu at all while writing this #also ive only seen: #jrwi riptide #jrwi bitb #jrwi apotheosis #jrwi the suckening #and those last two i havent finished yet #blood in the bayou #the suckening #bitb #jrwi #chip jrwi #jrwi thanatos #timothy rand #shilo bathory #shilo bathroy #shilo jrwi #chip bastard #bizly #bizlychannel #i speak

[hhow-queer]

(there is no hesitation) i’m gonna claw my eyes out

#yes that was intentional #my god i can’t deal w them rn #IM SO PANICKED WHAT IS HAPPENING #i just want them to be ok.. #hhow listens to tma #tma #the magnus archives #elias bouchard #more like elias bastard #jonah magnus #jonathan sims #jon sims #mag 158 #tma s4 #jonmartin #jmart

[dizzybizz]

the little chipper

#theres so much i awnt to draw of the trio you dont even know im so #HSJAAFNFDMGDFHGFHDFGDFH #just roll with it #jrwi riptide #jrwi chip #im not tagging him as “chip bastard” 😭😭 poor guy cant catch a fkn break #my art #i feel so sane and normal #his design changes so often. ilove it so much but like damn theres always more stuff to keep track of ... ghgnh #also i gave gill n jay little critter friends n i was contemplating just putting some ollies in here but i didnt #just know it was considered

[bizlybebo]

would this jrwi character call you a faggot except im not elaborating on any of it

#vixen rambles #f slur #tw f slur #< just in case #only the campaigns ive watched beyond ep 1 of </3 #yeah this was the funny idea i said would take an hour because i got distrscted by pd my loves #also no jrwi pd spoilers pls im on ep 13!!! #ok let me actually tag this now #jrwi #jrwi riptide #just roll with it #jrwi pd #jrwi the suckening #gillion tidestrider #chip bastard #jay ferin #emizel tucker #shilo bathory #arthur bennett #dakota cole #william wisp #vyncent sol

[pastebunny]

114 was so fucking bonkers. what the hell man

#it was so joever then they were so back and then it was so joever again and then they were so back and then #I haven’t seen too many people talk about this but im so glad the void card was out of play that shit was stressing me OUT #jrwi #jrwi riptide #jrwi spoilers #jrwi riptide spoilers #jrwi fanart #just roll with it #gillion tidestrider #jay ferin #chip bastard #chip jrwi #dnd #dungeons and dragons #pastedraw.png

[owlf45]

youtube stealers are getting a little ballsy

#bastards. anyway im finally watching hbombers video #listening to it while im on the bus or walking to work and classes #such a fucking vibe #love this guy #really demonstrates the pure livid rage of what it means to be... *to be stolen from repeatedly*. the pure disrespect #like i think people sent me asks before hbombers video was always about the money while after it was about realising just how rude it is #also since imaginary chapter might be late im thinking of doing a surprise like last time (the double update) #<3 #it might take a bit longer but stick w me i prommy i will deliver the goods darlings #itll be worth it prommy prommy

[jiiyawns]

yeah im normal. im very normal. so normal. shadow prime amirite guys

i like this one the most so close up (ironically, this is the color palette i was the most scared to deal with bc i don't usually use greens)

#sonic #shadow the hedgehog #sonic the hedgehog #sth #sonic prime #he's such a bastard and for what #smug bitch. he's literally 3 feet tall. im going to push him off the ark again #i think i like. i had a whole plan on how to do the bottom rectangle/i literally drew it first. but. #i think if i lineart something seriously. i lose the ability to color it the way i was planning. or something #visualized it completely and then just like it evaporated i don't know where the fuck the thought went it's gone??? #so now i think that coloring fucking sucks ass actually but i don't want to work on it any longer bc im like shaking my brain #and ic an't find the original THOUGHTS i HAD where did it GO i was COOKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyways. hi #fanart #draw

[neptune-scythe]

We as a society do not talk enough about how Kaz Brekker, Dirtyhands himself, the Bastard of the Barrel, carved an entire underground tunnel from his club ... To his besties house

There is no explanation for this other than that he is king softy

Like just imagine how much money that would cost, and how much work. Like sure bro is rich as fuck but like be fr, there is no way he would do all that for crime and gang business, it's just not practical. Like take the surface roads it costs nothing and it's probably not that much slower

Like bro fr just wanted a secret short cut so he could drop in on his babes whenever he wants and never be seen by the masses

Got a reputation to uphold after all

Can't have the pigeons seeing Dirtyhands taking another trip to the Geldstraat to visit his favourite boys

#there is also no heterosexual or monogamous explanation for this #but as a diehard aroace i can find several #i just prefer to ignore them in this instance #bros are gay #they so gay bro had to build a whole underground tunnel to see his boyfs #alternatively hes just a softy and wanted to check up on them without them noticing #cuz god forbid they catch him caring #gotta be sneaky #im literally just projecting at this point #the entire tags are just projection #why are the tags a whole post in themselves #reply with a crow emoji if you read all these tags #for science #grishaverse #six of crows #kaz brekker #dirtyhands #the bastard of the barrel #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wylan hendriks #wesper #Kazper #kazlan #polycrows #jesper x wylan #jesper x kaz #kaz x Wylan #jesper x kaz x wylan

[artandbrimstone]

hello there tumblr idk how many of you remember that silly little animatic ive been working on for uhhhhh four months but IT IS COMPLETE

here is the full thing but i would really appreciate it if you hyped it up on youtube as well!!

#it only took four months three jay redesigns me catching up to riptide and a lot of fighting with adobe animate #ngl i dont like how i drew jay towards the start but we get there in the end i think #im so excited to post this ive been working on it for so sos os so long #also tried my best to do some cool sound design stuff but good sfe are hard to find :( #art #my art #jrwi #artists on tumblr #just roll with it #jrwi fanart #jrwi riptide #jrwi show #animation #animatic #jrwi animation #jrwi animatic #gillion tidestrider #jay ferin #chip jrwi #jrwi chip #jrwi jay ferin #jrwi jay #chip bastard #gillion fanart #gillion jrwi #jrwi gillion #just roll with it gillion

[rock-ettz]

The biggest wettest saddest most pathetic brown eyes in all of mana

#jrwi #jrwi riptide #jrwi fanart #dnd #chip jrwi #just roll with it riptide #chip bastard #jrwi riptide fanart #just roll with it #jrwi art #literally my first art post lmao #dont expect many more bc i dont do fully rendered stuff that often lmao #im just kinda proud of how this turned out :3 #rockart

[cornkernelcorp]

Banana Eel Cookie.. 👻

...RIPe Banana, I guess. He remembers nothing like this! Not his crew, nor how he died- simply that he was cursed, and he wants to possess another pirate to live out his days on the surface again.

His control over the ship is limited as he can only usually drag it across the sea floor. It's become an extension of him, as any damage to it will directly affect him as well :]

#I know this is just a costume challenge BUT I CANT HELP MYSELF #im so ill I have to make everything too deep ugh #anyways #ripe au #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #crk #cookie run oc #crk oc #cookie run fanart #my art #crk fanart #banana eel cookie #bastard eel cookie #ask

[buwheal]

uhh more of that warmup page i do for breaks lol. The real question is how do i mimic this in the pixel askbox style..

#i hate this bastard :swirling hearts: #i think im finally in that stage of consistency where i can mess around with the shapes and stuff #at lesst a bit #oh also i think ive gone down the blazer route teehee #ive kept it ambiguous because i wasnt sure but i like his little blazer :-3 #ALSO aughhh i think im finally figuring out how to bend his teeth to his facial expression but not too much that they look like lips yk?? #YAYYYY YAYYY #buwheart #spamton #hes just hangin out and picking his teeth because hes gross. Maybe ill use that one in the future. #i am working on the askbox! fret not! i am just scheming #and procrastinating a little bit but thats beside the point #ignore the transparent bar on the side lol

[tibli]

people treating either dirk or jake as the 'villain' of the relationship fundamentally misunderstand that they were isolated teenagers with social issues who both contributed to the relationship's problems, and neither of them are evil

#homestuck #dirkjake #dirk strider #jake english #im not a huge dirkjake person. i like it but not super actively or anything #but they BOTH did things wrong #dirk can be manipulative and overbearing #but hes not some evil mastermind hellbent on ruining jake lmao #his worst offense was like. building a fighting robot that jake explicitly asked for #and then going too far with it #on the reverse side #jake is not some unfeeling uncaring monster #hes socially anxious and has a hard time standing his ground on personal matters #his worst crime was mainly just. being kind of inattentive and unintentionally a little callous #i think postcanon (ignoring the epilogues and hs2) dirkjake could work fine if they both just like #got a little therapy and counseling #i think this is kinda why the epilogues make me bitter bc they really just like. completely bastardized the both of them #dirk is a hypercontrolling obsessive ultrabastard #and jake is a dumb thoughtless himbo who for some reason is a constant punching bag #also im p sure jake canonically has brain damage like i think thats stated in plain text in hs proper #i mean that could probably be healed but for a while he was kind of like. airheaded and unfocused #and i think its kinda insulting how hes treated in both timelines #im not a jake scholar like i am a dirk one tho so jake lovers i need someone to back me up on this pls

[urfriendlywriter]

To Him.

i hated that i was always the poet and never the poem.

but whenever i hear your name from across the room,

my gut wrenches with emotions I've never known.

i tell myself you don't feel that way, but oh that look in your eyes..

tired of being the poet, but you make my heart fill with melodies, imprinting

like ink on paper, your gaze on me,

my heart, oh painted with a color redder than art.

oh dear dear lord, if this is love, then in it im lost all apart.

#yallll I've sm tea #just no time to actually spill it to u OMG #he likes me back ??? #insaneee #and HIS ENTIRE FRIENDGROUP KNOWS #and they're SHIPPING US #im such a goner #if he'd ask #oh lord #I'd say yes. #YES A MILLION TIMES #but yes is hard #i like him but its like #do i rly want to... do this? #JDNAMSNANS THAT BASTARD HAS UR GIRL OVER THINKING AT ZERO O' CLOCK #my friend yesterday asked me #all giggly and shit #“lucky bastard pulled you somehow huh?? lucky ass mf” #THAT HAD ME BLUSHING #gasping FOR AIR. #this MF has me writing poems for him #like MAKE A MOVE DUDEE ITS AB TIME