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contrabends · 4 hours ago
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summarizing my muse’s type in 10 words or less :
bara tiddied problematic men she can peg comma also women
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redd1e · 4 hours ago
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you know what? i think that while the others were insulting the hell out of pennywise eddie and richie talked. like about their feelings. briefly, maybe, but they did. eddie explained that i fucked your mother means i’ve always loved you. i just pretend they did that while nobody was listening. because i can’t function knowing eddie and richie never admitted to each other that they were in love. it’s already way too hard living with the fact that we didn’t get a reddie underwater kiss
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sword-dad-fukuzawa · 7 hours ago
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it's a new day and the only thing soothing my fury is xue yang
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jimmygibbsjrrr · 13 hours ago
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love how the three times Louis gets genuinely angry in canon are:
Church Guy ringing the bell and attracting the horde in Death Toll (a life-threatening and unnecessarily cruel act)
In reaction to what happened in Millhaven/Bill refusing to stop the train (a complicated betrayal from a friend plus a catastrophic loss of life)
...Francis making fun of his tie in Crash Course
one of these is not like the others
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captainlordauditor · 19 hours ago
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sorting characters by hogwarts house is out, sorting characters by commedia dellarte stock character is IN
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infxrity · 23 hours ago
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YEAHHHH FUCK EM UP BERTOLTO YEAHHHHHH
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philanddaninjapan · a day ago
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the more i see of the house the more i cry and this is not a joke
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naranjadita · a day ago
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everytime a leftist says something like ‘go read some theory’ instead of explaining concepts with NORMAL WORDS i feel myself losing 10 years of lifespan 
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diimsum · a day ago
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bout to pass out but friendly reminder i would absolutely without a doubt put my life on the line for xiang li. i would commit war crimes for xiang li. 
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catboyyouko · a day ago
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stop looking at my cookie run content its embarrassing
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gringx · 2 days ago
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"my friend is famous" moodboard
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komcrebi · 2 days ago
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"Well you look about 34." And she proceeds to hit him, count it! ... 30 times. One for good luck, maybe? She's not hitting him full force, and really, its just repeatedly in his upper arm -- which probably went numb halfway through.
"There. Don't be a baby. Birthday bitch." She shoved a little paper bag into his doubled-over form. It contained a small bottle of champagne and a meme calendar.
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 He only manages half of his absolutely exasperated “EXCUSE ME??” before her fist connects with his arm. To which he squawks at, of course. But overall? He takes it like a champ, with only minimal grumbling and frowning. But then-- Oh. Something dawns on him. He looks down at his arm, the skin red. But before he’s able to exclaim anything, she’s shoving a gift into his hands, and he can’t help the dumb staring and blinking, nor the semi nervous, semi confused laughter that bubbles out of him. “Thank you--” he starts, but quickly adds, almost pleadingly-- “Y--you know I have an appointment with Recovery Girl tomorrow, right??” Gestures to his arm. “What if that bruises?” he’s laughing now.. or was that crying? (it was laughter). “What am I supposed to tell her--??” A sigh in resignation, and he draws the champagne from the bag with a grin. “Eh... Maybe I should just chug this before my appointment?” a tick, and his smile drops. “Oh my god.... Do you think she can ‘recovery girl’ drunkenness away?”     // @theoriesoflove
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winterrose42 · 2 days ago
the ask game is v old but froot loop and the blue one
I think it's like two days you're fine XD thankfully i still have it screenshotted so i know what you're talking about-
Also there's two blue ones but i have a good feeling i know which one you meant and heckin listen-
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I sleep sometimes!!! Not normal hours but 3am to 7am with maybe an afternoon nap is fine hcbdnd
....froot loop....I'm sensing a pattern. Also i was both the art and theater kid so do with that what you will XD
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justdont · 2 days ago
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If anybody wants to take me out back and shoot me in the back of the head, execution style, to put me out of my fucking misery, I’ll give you my tax refund.
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