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#im gonna take one of my dogs for a walk i have so much energy rn LMAO
thesoupisburning · 19 days
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today i would like to not be touched is that so hard an ask
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mono-dot-jpeg · 4 months
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boy failures for u - i. yoichi, s. nagi, s. ryusei, b. meguru
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summary; in which some boys just love you so much, they simply can't function
genre/extra tags; scenarios, fluff, comedy, projecting my love for dog energy boys, they're so pathetic /pos, bachira is clumsy, ryusei is an embarrassingly horny dude (can confirm, he gets no bitches, absolutely ZERO play!!), nagi... is perfect as he is, yoichi,,,, is just socially awkward around people he has a crush on
[gender neutral reader]
a/n; look at me being fancy this one panel banner, slay. tbh i couldn't think of a good three photos to use for it so i tried this which is kind of nice. anyways i had a sudden thought hit me and it must be done. and what better anime to write for than the one where everyone has unexplainable gay tension between each other. i swear im as caught up as possible i think and i swear the gay tension is like,, crazy.
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isagi yoichi is endearing. he's so bad at being normal around you. his face flushed a cute red, and his words barely managing to leave his mouth as you talk to him so sweetly. he doesn't know how to handle a crush. and it's so cute to tease him because he just doesn't know how to respond properly.
the times where he does manage to gain enough confidence to talk a conversation with you, he's never taking the lead in any of them. he's talking [somewhat] normally to you, answering your questions and [attempting] to reply to your thoughts and responses. of course, just don't flirt with him too hard. there's like a 50 percent chance he will understand it or not.
he can't even admire you correctly. when he attempts to give you a compliment, he's saying all the wrong words and apologizing profusely like he offended your entire bloodline. he's so utterly enchanted by you, he wonders if you're an angel sent just for him.
"you're so nice, y/n." "huh?" "i-i mean you're really cute! wait- i didn't mean that! fuck- not that i don't think you look cute! you're really a great person, you know?! sorry! i'm just gonna go back to practice...!"
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nagi seishiro is so lazy that you can't help but watch over him. you understand why reo adores him (a little too much). he's a boy with pretty privilege and talent. he talks to you with such honesty that he unintentionally flirts with you. he doesn't know a lot of things well, but even he's had his fair share with understanding liking people (but that's only with the random dating sims he's tried).
when he manages to get on his feet, whether it's for a soccer match or you, he's stuck by you like a cute koala. he whines about everything being "too much of a hassle." but he finds himself walking around looking for you, no matter how far you are. he whines to you about how he had to get up to find you, and he's cuddling close to you. his mouth turned into his signature X shape as he pouts at you, annoyed that you just had to be away from him for more than a minute.
he tries so hard to be around you but at the cost of his laziness, he mutters to you about how much easier it would be if you just stay with him all the time like his purple-haired companion or his cactus pet. he fell for you first, but he makes it so easy for you to fall harder.
"why do you always have to do stuff?" "it's my job, sei." "you should just stay with me all the time. you take care of me so well."
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shidou ryuusei is annoyingly desperate for you. if isagi was endearing, shidou was insolent. he speaks before he thinks. he has no shame in chasing after you. it's quite a feat that you haven't even shooed him away as much as sae has. you sort of find a friend in sae because of that. he always rolls his eyes when you mention him. he wonders why you keep being around the blonde jock, and you tell him, "who doesn't love a pathetic man?"
when he talks to you, he just can't read a room with you in it. he's the type of guy to say "this shot is for you." and it hits the goal post and then to his face. of course he'd never actually miss in a real match but i can guarantee that it would happen during a practice match. he unintentionally humiliates himself every time he tries to be cool. if sae is there, it's even worse. he's trying to bump up the flirting up to a 200 and failing miserably to woo either of you.
he's like those tweets where it's like, "how did i pull them? easy. i just went, PLEASEPLEAPLSEPWPLEAPLELA-". without fail, he basically tries to re-enact that but he doesn't even pull you because you'd much rather wait for him to actually be a decent man and grow the rest of his brain. though it doesn't seem he'll learn his lesson anytime soon.
"did i ever tell you how hot you look right now?" "yes. you have. multiple times. today." "please go out with me." "no."
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bachira meguru is confusing. he's clingy, blunt, teasing, a little stupid but has the spirit, and an absolute cutie. he's passionate about what he likes. and surprise, surprise, he likes you. he's an infodumper but you don't mind at all. but sometimes those talks take a hard left into just telling you how much he likes you. you better hope you're strong because he will be jumping on you for a hug.
when he's just buzzing with excitement, he can't help but scramble by your side to cling onto you in any way that you will allow him to. he's not as boy failure as the others on this list because even when he fails to capture your heart, he's still succeeding in his book. he loves when you give him any sliver of attention. that's probably his thing as a boy failure. he is a hyper and needy dog who's too big to cuddle with but doesn't care. and you can't say no because then they just stare at you with those big eyes until you cave.
he's the type of guy to be confused when people ask if you're dating him and you say no. "what do you mean we're not dating? i thought this was the dating." he's never actually confessed, but he considers his "s-tier affection" to be confession enough. but he's kind of coward whether he realizes it or not. he's scared to actually say that he wants to be yours, but that's like an angsty story for another time, SO SHUT.
"what if we kissed? like right now?" "but we're not dating, meguru." "we're not? we should." "i'll think about it." "no think! just do!"
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REWATCHING GO S1, LIVE PLAY-BY-PLAY OF DOOMSDAY WAHOO
HELLO MAGGOTS REWATCHING SEASON 1 BECAUSE THE FIRST TIME WAS A KIDNAPPING CHAOTIC MESS. EPISODE ONE HERE GOES. I DON'T REMEMBER A LOT OF DETAILS BUT YES.
Opening scene and Earth's got vibe-checked by God and I've been gaslit about the dinosaurs
GARDEN OF EDEEEEEN wow his first appearance and Aziraphale's already so prissy and flustered might fuck around and fall in love with him idk
I finally understand who these mf's are hi Hastur and Ligur you're not zombies after all
FOR FUCK'S SAKE SECOND SCENE CROWLEY'S BEEN IN AND SHE WALKED IN, SERVED HIPS HAIR AND CUNT, AND THEN MANAGED TO TALK HER AWAY INTO A PROBLEM
LIKE GENUINELY SHE COMES AND SASHAYS WITH HER HAIR AND SAYS TIMES ARE CHANGING AND HEAD OFFICE LOVES ME AND JUST INSTANTLY HASTUR AND LIGUR USE HER WORDS AGAINST HER
idk sister mary loquacious is kinda doing it for me rn with that satanic nun's habit and losergirl energy
third crowley scene and he's misplaced THE LITERALLY GODDAMNED ANTICHRIST because he made small talk with a bloke outside without checking for details
mmmmhm yes sister mary wink again your bitchless decisions are sexy y'know what i mean
Gabriel feels like his brain was eviscerated and replaced with one of those youtuber's paid course promos at the end of their how to change your life in 45 days: three simple mindset shifts video
so THIS IS WHY EVERYONE KEEPS SAYING PAVLOVIAN IN THIS FANDOM IT'S BECAUSE OF DUCKS of course it's because of ducks
mmmhm yes sure crepes French revolu--Crowley stop eye-fucking Aziraphale you're making everyone at the Ritz horny
Aziraphale don't moan into your food man you can't take these two anywhere
Crowley thanking the driver for slowing down is everything to me
And they're drunk hu-fucking-zzah good thing we'll have 11 year olds saving the world coz these fuckers sure ain't doing shit
OH MY GOD HE WAS TRYING TO SAY BOUILLABAISSE I JUST REALISED. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST MAKING KISSY FACES AT AZIRAPHALE I'M NOT OK-
What Aziraphale was doing back was definitely kissy faces though that mfer wasn't even trying to say bouillabaisse when Crowley said what sounded suspiciously like baby
kissy kissy from lil miss prissy [i would have made such a great high school bully shame i had no inclinations that way]
SORRY WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK WAS THAT SOBERING UP EXCUSE ME THE FANFICS MADE IT SOUND LIKE IT WAS A CLICK AND THEY'RE SUDDENLY NORMAL WHY IS THE ALCOHOL REFILLING
oop nun down nun down
i want ya see a wile ya thwart amirite on a t-shirt
"actually i encourage humans to-" just say you're a lazy bitch azi we love you
love crowley fake-manipulating azi into helping like azi wants to be manipulated y'know so it's not technically his fault he was wiled over or whatever and they're both just such ENABLERS
not azi going SOFT at being godfathers with crowley
NOT BROTHER FRANCIS PLEASE NO FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS SACRED AZI WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS PLEASE
WARLOCKKKKK I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
HNNNG MICHAEL SHEEN HAD TOO MUCH FUN WITH THIS
why is nanny ashtoreth so seductive with that of course dear is it just crowley's inherent disastergirl sex appeal
HALF PONYTAIL CROWLEY I AM A FUCKING SLUT FOR HALF PONYTAIL
GASLIGHTING HEAVEN AND HELL THAT'S MY BABYGIRLS
erIC THE DISPOSABLE DEMON I DIDN'T KNOW THEY COME IN S1 well not come i hope unless being eaten by a hellho--nope
ANGEL CROWLEY SAID ANGEL ANGEL ANGEL
CROWLEY TRYING TO BE SUBTLE ABOUT KILLING BEFORE GETTING ANNOYED
waiter crOWLEY OUTFIT I CANNOT BE NORMAL AFTER THE WEDDING DRESS DESIGNING ABOUT THIS COSTUME
FOOLS WRONG BOY YOU FOOLS IM DEAD
DOG IS UNIRONICALLY SO CUTE EVEN BEFORE IT GOES SMOL
gonna give my roxie a kissy brb she's my angel and all this dog talk makes me miss her (she's a few feet away under the bed)
i asked her for a kissy and she crawled out and gave me a kiss i love her
DOGGGGG ADAMMM
...roxie's crying to be taken downstairs it's nearly 2 am this is on me for waking her up i crowley'd myself fml
EYYYYY WELCOME TO THE END TIMES don't mind me I'll have to take roxie down yes I know maggots I'm crowley-coded I KNOW THAT I'M A BLOODY DISASTER BYEEEEEEEE
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starstar10s · 2 months
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INTRO TO ME:
Name: Star sorry not gonna put my actul name dont want those creepy stalkers from shool finding my acc
Fandoms: MARAUDERS IS THE MAIN ONE, heartstopper, young royals, larry and the one direction fandom, with a lil sprinkle of drarry
Ships: Jegulus, wolfstar, Dorlene, rosekiller (bartylus), pandlily, marylily
Hobbies: reading, writing (fanfics and random little stories), talking your ears off, going for walks, netball, singing, electric guitar, listening to music and collaging
Tiktok acc: @⭐️☀️(marauders version) is my marauders account shared between me and @blacktea-siriusversion updates are regular
My comfort characters: James Potter and Jake Peralta (i feel like theyre the same person) I also love Pandora and Marlene so much
Music: DAVID BOWIE, HARRY STYLES AND BILLIE EILISH my main trio but also love eminem, lana del rey, drake, frank ocean and queen so so so much (ik you guys my shits al over the place sorry abt that)
Random facts:
- my favourite shows are bridgerton and Queen Chrlotte (I have a very weird favourite movie genre)
- I am very energetic and loud
- I love hugs so so much
- I lovelovelove tea and bagels
- I am a weird mix between orange and black cat type of energy (maybe thats brown im not really sure but im a dog person forever.)
- My favourite subject is weirdly science and english is tied
- My dream job is a primary school teacher once i finish school
Anyway thanks for listening to my ramble pleas tell me about you guys and if we have anything in common bc I love making friends who share my interests love you all and please take care ❤️
Love from,
Star*
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sappygentlemen · 2 months
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PART TWO ☝️‼️ to basement dweller
As always. These are my own self indulgent fanfics for right now. later, im gonna write a wider variety of things when I have more energy ‼️‼️🤌 but for now, have this part two, to our beloved Yandere declan x Yandere Sam
TW: DARK, GORE DESCRIPTIONS, TOXIC RELATIONSHIPS/ATTACHMENTS/BEHAVIORS. PLEASE READ AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION ☝️‼️
His eyes. His stupid green eyes. I think by now Ive spent so much of the last couple hours, staring into them, that I've begun to despise the very color. Those eyes. Staring at me. Lifeless. Cold. Dead...
Those stupid eyes had looked at what was mine. The same eyes that were teary, sobbing, somehow screaming the words "STOP. PLEASE. IM BEGGING." despite the lack of words coming from his throat. The same throat that currently had wire marks, from where I tried to be nice. I tried to be fair. I tried to be good. I wanted to avoid all this. It's his fault really. His fault for trying to take Declan away from me. Away from who he truly belongs with.
I thought deeply, running over the events in my mind. What took place during these four hours playing like a mantra in my head, stuck, on repeat like a broken record. Just four hours ago, I had stalked this heathen. This whore. I tracked him, followed him. All the way to a park. Such a fool, walking in a dark park alone. He was practically inviting me. I didn't even hesitate to wrap that barbed wire around his throat. I tried to be fair. I tried to be good, but he just had to ruin it. He just had to fight back. Had to bite me. His Filthy mouth has touched me. I'll definitely have to take quite a few showers tonight, I can't have any of his DNA ANYWHERE. near. Declan. He is mine. Completely mine. Speaking of Declan, I've already forgiven him, for what he did.. who he did .. it's not his fault. He was tempted. Lured in by this. Whore. I made sure to deep clean the house before I left. Checking every nook and cranny. Washing every piece of clothing. I made sure there was no longer a presence of stray brown hairs. I made sure Declan was clean. That our home was clean.
I don't regret what I've done. I've done it countless times. Though, for some reason, I can't forget those eyes. Every other part of the event was just routine. Nothing but business. After he had fought back, I had to stab him. I had to. I had to make sure he didn't escape. Didn't go back to Declan. I stabbed him 6 times. One for every hair on my bed. MY bed. His Filthy blood was all over me, all over my tools. Dripping down my body and my clothes. So much of it. Everywhere. So disgusting, from all the stabbings, and the handling of his dead body. Making sure he was dead.
Those eyes. Those emerald green eyes. Even as I take his body out of my deep freezer. I can't get them out of my head. Declan had always loved the color green. My eyes were brown. I would've already taken those green eyes out, and replaced them with mine, but I'm not quite smart enough for that severe of a surgery. I need to work on that. Need to be better. For Declan.
Declan.
Declan would be home soon. I knew what my punishment would be. It would be much more severe this time. It would be worse then anything before. I already hadn't eaten for some days, not being able to stomach food. Not after seeing my bed a mess. Not after seeing those eyes. Hiding in my closet. Thinking I was too stupid to see them shining back at me. I dragged the body along, outside, into our large yard. Throwing it into the wood chipper, as if it was any other day. The neighborhood stray dog would probably eat the evidence come morning. Declan would know. The stench infiltrated my nose. Invading my senses. It was me. I smelt like blood, blood. So much blood. My pants and shirt were soaked in it. I was soaked in it. Every weapon I used had been heavily sanitized and cleaned by now. Neatly put away as if they were never touched. But he would know. He would know. He always did. No matter how well I cleaned. He would always know. He knew me so well. This is why I needed him to stay. I need him to stay.
Several hours and lots of pacing later.
He hasn't come home. It's 4 in the morning and He's not home yet. What did I do. Did I upset him?.. I must have. It must be me. I wasn't good. I didn't try hard enough. I could've been better. Could've done better for him. He's too good for me. I knew he'd leave.
Just as I was starting to spiral, I hear the soft click of a key in door knob. Instantly, I ran to the door, waiting for it to open. Waiting to jump into my beloveds arms!! My dear Declan!!! He came back!! I knew he wouldn't leave. I knew he loved me. I knew we were perfect-....
The door opens, revealing, a tall skinny man, supporting declan as he tries to half carry him into the house. Declans arm around his neck, attempting to use him as support. Declan was sleepy. This wasn't a normal tired Declan. This is a previously sleeping Declan. Declan always had trouble walking after he woke up from a nap unless he had proper time to recalibrate and get used to his surroundings for at least 15 minutes. He had been asleep. Somwhere else. All night. The question is...Where. Was. He.
And I know the answer. I always know. After all, I'm his soulmate. I'm whats best for him.
The man helping Declan walked in, helping Declan onto the couch and soon introducing himself. He has a light redness over his face. he is blushing. Madly.
Declan my love. Must you make me work so hard.
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dndrest · 8 months
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choices for today <3
cutting. classic love it! who doesn't love blood? just need to do it deeper than usual and pray my anemia does its fucking job and kills me! cons: traumatizing for anyone who finds me? i should at least clean my room and hide/dispose of all the things i need to hide but idk if i have the energy for that!
overdose. honestly not that bad.. very easy! quite peaceful and no struggle at all. polypharmacy sounds good but i dont know if i have enough pills. mostly have supplements only... i dont have much quetiepine left and I can't find my remaining bendaryl cons: im not sure if what i have is enough if i fail it's hell! i hated my experience at the hospital from my last attempt. I couldn't eat solid food, they had to insert so much shit in me and kept pumping my stomach it was gross
drowning. seems more trouble than its worth but definitely the most viable one. i do need to walk for an hour to get to the skyway over the sea since my car would just get in the way... pros: no one will find me. cons: i do not wish to drown.
slice throat in front of family. i know no matter what i do, my family's gonna whatever it takes to cover it up and act like nothing happened, so what better way than to have them watch me kill myself? that way, they're disturbed a bit... maybe... I can't count on it changing the trajectory of their lives forever, they dont care enough for that cons: would kind of hurt my pride and my feelings if they look at me with indifferent eyes while im doing it like damn at least cry a lil?
jumping off my terrace! nvm just thought ab how sad my dog would be if he saw that now im crying too
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steal-this-album · 3 years
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me yesterday: hmm today i will talk to my new mutuals and make Friends 0:)
me: *just sitting there* huh. should probably do something about that. oh wait im tired now nighty night!!! honk shooo honk shoo *sleeping noise*
me now: hmm today i will talk to my new mutuals and i Will Make Friends this time
me: *just sitting there* 0:)
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nep2unes · 2 years
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𝐅𝐓. 𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐎𝐅 𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐄 (𝐑𝐈𝐏)
✭ channeled signs 4 all piles: green, blue, robust?, fast and the furious, the notebook, hbo max, tomdaya, 333, 555, 69, olivia, angel dust? (oooo im telling y’all’s mama), gta 5, working out, lifting weights, marathon, gq couples quiz, say my name - destiny’s child, yoga with adrienne, period cramps, love is blind on netflix, disney channel, soldier, “reporting for duty���?, ambient music, emergency intercom, true crime, makeup brushes, messy room, gatorade, throat chakra, sacral chakra, antennas, satin, burgundy, levi jeans, missed school assignments, car meets, nostalgia, city lights, drake views album, foreign exchange student, new york accent, junk food (specifically burgers and hot dogs), concerts
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✭ you ready? take a deep breath and don’t overthink it. go ahead a choose the picture you’re most drawn to. the first pic your eyes laid on is usually your answer. it’s ok to be drawn to more than one pile too! enjoy! x
PILES 1-3 FROM TOP TO BOTTOM
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𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐎𝐍𝐄:
ok but this pile is giving head bitch in charge and royalty energy. that nicki lyric is playing in my head: “when i walk in sit up straight, i don’t give a fuck if i was late.” i don’t think you understand the power that you hold but it’s there and very much present. you guys have the power to turn negatives into positives. you’re able to see the good in bad things and are just so optimistic in life despite the amount of suffering you’ve gone through. i think your trials and tribulations have made you this way and it’s appreciated by a lot of people. i’m getting MAJOR fire sign energy (take what resonates) you’re the type of mfer to be like “gosh i hate people” but do so well in social settings. you’re just naturally charismatic. you’re a delegator, the true essence of a leader. it’s so funny cause it feels like you’re an introvert but spirit is like nah you an extrovert and you know it. you love connecting with others and hearing their stories (strangers probably just be spilling their life too LMAO) embrace that part of you more! cause people genuinely want to hear what you have to say. you have acquired so much knowledge from the past that you use this to combat any situation that comes your way. you are a fucking winner babe! you for sure are destined for greatness like that shit is written in your fate. you’re going to do great things in the public eye and you have a lot to offer the world in terms of wisdom and making others see life in a different light. your energy is expansive and so solid. you may be empathic, psychic, or just highly intuitive. it feels like you know what you want and you’ll stop at nothing to get it. like you a star baby and im damn near bout to bow down cause shiiitttt. people may stare at you a lot and you hate that but this is why. so don’t try hiding from your light anymore because you’re only blocking your blessings. regardless whether you try to hide it or not, you gonna still shine so might as well shine full force and show people what the fuck you’re made of.
𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐀 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐒: yellow, orange, specks of teal (greenish-blue) 
𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐓𝐇𝐒: alchemy, courage, drive, determination, ability to see beyond the surface, highly intelligent, self-aware, communication, intuitive, precise
𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐃:  TR666 - trippie redd ft. swae lee 
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐓𝐖𝐎:
loverrrrr energy and major duality! you’re such a sweet individual. you just LOVE love. you are the type of person people are attracted to as well because you do not pass judgment. you provide them with a sense of comfort and security with just your energy and words alone.  you show people that home isn’t always a place but it can be energy too! your energy is the epitome of ‘home’. you always seem to know EXACTLY what to say (even if you don’t take your own advice LOL). there’s a sense of hidden knowledge and wisdom in you and i think this is because you’re an old soul. you may even surprise yourself with what you know too like where tf did that come from? but you’re also playful and a kid at heart. you definitely be cracking people the fuck up and sometimes unintentionally as well. you also know when it’s time be serious and to have a couple laughs so the duality is there and so appreciated from others. you light up the room with your smile and laugh. you’re giving “it girl” (no matter how you identify as, everyone got an it girl in them babe). i feel like you know a lot of people and a lot of people know you and if not people know OF you. relationships and connections are significant to you as well, you are fiercely loyal to those you deem worthy. there’s so much depth to you too. you hate labels and aren’t the type to stick to a certain aesthetic. you like what you like and that’s all. your music playlist definitely ranges from heavy rap to some crazy shit like norwegian edm. you give me humanitarian vibes as well. you probably love to help others, hate injustice, and are fair to all. very generous, caring, and nurturing. remember to not overextend yourself though! sometimes you may find yourself getting taken advantage of so set some boundaries if necessary. don’t be afraid of the conflict and don’t be afraid to stir the pot. very warm and loving soul tho! keep on being like that, the world needs it! 
𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐀 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐒: light pink, purple-ish, a bit of green 
𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐓𝐇𝐒: easygoing, kind, openminded, nurturing, outgoing, lovable, sharp-witted, too funny for your own good, empathetic, naturally magnetic 
𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐃: some - steve lacy
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄:
this pile consists of my old olddddd souls huh? i feel like you consider yourself an outcast and wallflower. you be minding your business and not about all that drama shit. you may resonate a lot with the movie perks of being a wallflower too lol. let me just say, you’re intuitive as fuckkkkk. you be knowing shit fr. you’re a daydreamer as well like heavyyy. you love to make little fantasies in your head of your dream life but what you don’t realize is that life is already in front of you. you are everything baby! you are a master manifestor. i’m talking about so good you can manifest shit in a day and im even hearing hours. you may be into spirituality and the occult (im hearing get tarot cards, if you haven’t already. your guides may want to connect with you this way!) you love all that taboo shit because you know that everything has a deeper meaning to it. you’re very philosophical and LOVEEE deep conversations. you probs are super into conspiracy theories as well. you love to learn honestly! just so curious and your mind is a fucking sponge man. one thing about you is you’re gonna find out about anything that life has to offer. you are also a homebody as well, like you’ll go out but you got a social battery for sure. i think it’s also because you have the tendency to take on a lot of energy from others so you find you’re most at peace with yourself. you are most definitely an empath. you have that grungy 2014 tumblr girl type vibe LMAO. like you’re definitely different than most people in your age group. you may even be friends with a lot of older people too or you just have better conversations with older people. your interests often don’t align with people your age and you have a hard time finding a certain “clique.” you know this and i do see you being almost off-put by it. like you sometimes wish you were “normal.” but babe normal doesn’t exist! embrace this part of you because you are such a beautiful soul. you ‘re free-spirited, intense, and so in tune with the universe. this is what draws people in. you can talk about anything for hours simply because you have a variety of interests. your perception of things is totally different to how others perceive things so due to this, they have a lot to learn from you. being the truest form of yourself is what heals not only yourself but others as well so don’t change for anyone!
𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐀 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐒: blue, mixed specks of magenta and purple
𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐓𝐇𝐒: abundance-magnet, honesty, master-manifestor, goodnatured, artistically gifted, highly intuitive, empathic, eccentric approach to life, ability to analyze ANYTHING meticulously 
𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐃: kids - current joys
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
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captain-kinda-trash · 3 years
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Hi! I wanted to request some headcannons for rottmnt boys with a reader who gives great hugs and gets a plush hoodie this winter, so hugging them feels like hugging a teddy bear now
Of course!! Thank you so much for the request!!
Teddy Bear (ROTTMNT Headcanons)
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This was what I had in mind while writing 🤔🤔⬇
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Leo
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Let's just be clear about one thing
Leo LOVES your hugs
CANNOT get enough of them
Long night of fighting for justice? Huggies
Gets into an argument with Donnie? More huggies
Hell, even walking past you in the lair, he'll do little grabby hands and act like a whiny baby until he gets his daily hugs 🙄 😩
But then you get a super soft, super fluffy, super warm sweatshirt?
Dead
He's dead
You're basically like a human heater for this cold-blooded blue boy
Since you've gotten it, you can hardly stop wearing it, because it's the most comfortable thing ever-
And Leo has gotten even more excuses to hug you
"Leo, im cooking!"
"bUT YOUR SOO COMFFYYY 🥴"
Will, without a doubt ask you to carry his lazy ass, just because he wants to snuggle into your sweatshirt
And don't even get me STARTED on movie nights with him
Because what begins as a cold-blooded turtle hanging onto your arm like a baby koala
Ends up being Leo curled up in your lap or somehow wrapped around you with this hot sweater
So while he's practically purring with comfort, you are sweating like a dog
Not to mention, this bitch is just heavy
like 200+ pounds of straight muscle, so I hope you don't have to use the restroom any time soon because it's going to take a while to pry this big baby off of you
I'd also like to mention, that you don't need to tell him not to steal your hoodie
because he’s gonna do it anyways 😎💙
You discovered this one day, when you slipped the article off to bake with Mikey
After a nice batch of cookies was made, your jacket was gone and you began parading around the lair to find it 
Only to see Leo, snuggled in his bed and playing on his phone, with your hoodie practically swallowing him whole
If he hadn’t looked so comfortable, you would have been angrier, and just settled for scolding him playfully for stealing it
it was hell trying to pry it off of him,  though...
This turtle knows how to wrestle and he will not hesitate to kick your ass over this fluffy sweatshirt 😤
These two things (hugs and your hoodie) combined just make Leo melt into a puddle, and he couldn’t be happier to have all of your teddy bear hugs :>
Mikey
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um, have you met this turtle?
KING of hugs
It’s so great how both of you share the same energy
Though he’s more cold-blooded, like Donnie, he needs all of the hugs
It’s just your thing
With Raph, you have fist bumps, Leo, you’ve got a cool handshake, Donnie is more for high-fives 
And for Mikey, it’s hugs 
He practically tackles you to the ground in tight hugs whenever you get home from school/work and come to the lair, like a happy little puppy
Speaking of puppies…
That’s what he says your hoodie feels like whenever it first arrives in the mail.
Immediately, you throw it on, and Mikey is all over it, petting the soft fabric and squealing in excitement 
Can he please wear it?? 🥺
Little Mikey didn’t even have to ask before you shed the hoodie and let him try it on
And OH
MY
FLUFFY...
The amount of cuteness that this turtle radiates when he’s smiling like an idiot and flapping the oversized arms around is just-
He vows to get his own since it’s so warm and comfortable
But he’s very respectful and gives it back to you
Only to attack you in another hug and lift you off of the ground because you look so adorable
“You’re like a little teddy bear!” *excited squeal!*
Mikey 100% respects your space so if you’re ever snuggling, he’s instantly aware of your getting sweaty or uncomfortable and will let up or loosen his arms
Winter days?
Snuggles all day and night
when Mikey (politely) asks to wear your jacket, he’ll throw it on and give you piggyback rides around the lair, because we love fun
And for Christmas, you get him his own, and he’s IN LOVE 
Sweater buddies 
He gets one in his favorite color and little ears on the hood and once a week, when they need to be thrown in the washer, you’ll keep him warm while he waits.
(Leo gets jealous of all the attention you’re giving Mikey >:o)
Donnie
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we all know that Don isn’t the biggest on physical affection
If he wants a hug, usually he’d be the one to initiate, which is totally cool, since usually he’s forced into a hug by his brothers (secretly loves it tho)
He does enjoy your hugs, though he can be a bit awkward and stiff with them at first
If he’s feeling down, needs to be warmed up a bit, he’ll immediately seek your comfort
Even out of his brothers, you’re secretly his favorite 
Sure he loves Dr. Delicate Touch, but sometimes Donnie would rather go to someone who isn’t very pushy with solutions, and is willing to listen
And we can also all agree that he has an immaculate fashion taste ✨💜
When he sees the fluffy sweater draped over your arm, he’s immediately running over, analyzing the fabrics, and rushing to get you to try it on
Why? Fashion show 
Loves the warmth of your hoodie
And I because “it’s so soofff”
Donnie’s blood runs the coldest out of all of his brothers and he has the most sensitive shell, so he just adores your sweater
Is definitely contemplating on getting one for himself, though he wouldn’t tell you at first, because you might think he’s trying to copy your awesome style, and that would just destroy his massive ego 😩💅
He enjoys it when you sit in his lab with him, maybe rested against his side with your hoodie on, as you play on your phone/read/draw
Also up for snuggles when it’s extra chilly in the Lair, or when his brothers aren’t around, because once again, damaged ego
Movie marathons?
Hell yeah
Donnie will always make sure your comfortable before he gets comfortable on the couch, so you won’t shift around while watching the movie
He’s also very vulnerable when he takes his battle shell off, and in more ways than one
You know he’s got real, strong trust when he does so and will let you carefully hug him from behind with your hoodie on, since it’s so soft
Donnie will also snatch your massive jacket if he gets the chance, and disappear into his lab for days with it on
And he’ll never tell a soul this…
But he loves it the most, because it smells like you, 💜
so it’s like having you right beside him while you’re gone, or when he’s busy building something 
Also, tries to use his classic and sarcastic charm when it comes to asking for your hoodie back
“Come on Don, it’s cold outside! I need it!”
“But would you take it from such a luxurious face as this?” 😏
“😒”
“Right, giving it back-“
He totally gets his own hoodie, by the way
Purple (obviously)
But it just isn’t the same as your own, so Donnie might just have yours on and then wrap his own around his waist
Yep
He sure does love his teddy bear 💜
Raph
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Okay but Raph is an actual teddy bear-
A big, mom-friend, weapon-wielding teddy bear
He LOVES giving hugs, and most would recognize this, seeing the various pictures and instances where he pulls all three of his brothers in for a great big group hug ❤
He's constantly reminding himself that you are much much more prone to injuries than his brothers, so he holds you like a little baby when he hugs you
(Unless he gets super excited or has a really rough night, so just be aware that you might be restricted of breathing privileges in that case-)
Usually so gentle 🥺
Just picks you up and wraps those huge freaking arms around you like giant pillows
And he LOSES HIS SHIT when you come back with this fluffy ass hoodie
Has this infatuation with petting the fur and running his fingers over it
He has never felt something so soft in his entire life 😩❤
And then when he hugs you with it on-
aUGGGH ❤❤
"Why are you a like big teddy bear?!"
"Buddy, you're just getting a taste of my own world-"
Poor Raph, being the size he is and having such a spiky shell, can't just wear your hoodie like his brothers :(
I mean, sure he could take it so easily
But he doesn't want to disrespect your things, or make you upset, because this man is The Gentleman™
So, rather than asking to wear it, he'll ask to spend more time with you
Not just for the hoodie ofc, but because of your sweet gentleness and warmth
Better quit your job babe, because your new occupation?
Raph's cuddle buddy
He refuses to let you become uncomfortable, makes sure there are the right amount of pillows, blankets, and room for you to move around while you snuggle together etc.
Raph is also a heavy sleeper, so once he gets comfy and warm enough, he'll probably doze off and trap you in his big "arm cage"
Really, his nature is pure and gentle and everything you could ever imagine when it comes to hugging his little teddy bear ❤🐢
@getacactus @turtle-babe83
Hope you enjoyed this little ditty! I LOVED writing these!! 💜💜
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lasquadrasfuckhouse · 3 years
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hello I am back with a request if that’s ok with you q w q ) for la squadra with scenario-hc’s with their s/o taking care of them ( can go nsfw if you’d like but for now sfw thoughts ) as much as I love them taking care of their s/o I love when the roles are switched. Can be injured or other— but the goal is to make them feel safe and loved for as much as possible, like my other ask tender emotional moments are my jam. If find the muse for it 💖 if not that’s completely ok too. Pls & thnk u 🥰
ALWAYS OKAY W/ ME I LOVE SEEING U IN MY ASKBOX!!!! it's tendie hours 😍
taking care of la squadra 😌
risotto ✂️
it isn't easy to get risotto to relax, he's a workaholic. sit on him and give him a Look that you're not moving and neither is he, and he'll be so charmed that he'll relent.
he's also more used to taking care of people than being taken care of, so it's a bit of an adjustment to sit on his ass for a few days until he's recovered from the worst of whatever injury/illness he's got, but he finds himself getting like, quietly kind of emotional about it. he hasn't allowed himself to be cared for in a long time and he expresses that to you, and how much he appreciates and loves you.
he finds he really enjoys the opportunity to relax, cause yeah he's under the weather but at least he can chill for a bit. and he'd very much love to chill with you if you have the time. quiet cuddles or existing comfortably in the same space will have him feeling very cozy, loved, and rested. kiss him on the forehead to remind him that he is soft and precious and he'll want to snuggle you all day with a little smile on his face.
prosciutto 🚬
also not used to being taken care of. he'll be grumpy and try to micromanage the house from his bed at first (and you probably banished him to bed because he wasn't getting any rest on the couch). he relaxes when he wants to!!!! remind him that he needs time to recover and he's only human, and you promise the house won't fall apart without him. not only is he soft for you but he trusts you completely, so he relaxes.
he might be a bit restless, but set him up with a book and he'll be good. you may even take on prosciutto-like mannerisms in his place, like shushing the others if they're being too noisy. if he overhears you insisting on peace and quiet so he can rest, he'll smile to himself.
what really gets him and lets him know he's loved is taking over what he usually does while he rests, like folding his laundry and putting it away in the order he likes. and if you initiate the classic forehead touch with a smile and tell him to chill so he can get better, he'll gladly lay around all day thinking of you.
pesci 🎣
he tries to power through it but no honey you need to rest. give him puppy eyes and say you really want him to relax and get better, and he'll do it for you. he will get SO better for his babe just u see!!!!
he's also kind of glad for the chance to have downtime tho, even tho he's typically eager to help and stuff. he just wishes he didn't feel like ass. cheer him up with lots of cuddles and quiet relaxing things u can do together and he'll feel loads better!!!
he may feel kind of bad at first like oh no he doesn't want to bother u. but reassure him that he is never a bother, u love him and love being with him and that doesn't change when he's under the weather. he will accept that and thank u wholeheartedly for taking care of him
formaggio 🧀
milks it for all its worth. OOOH BABE IM IN SO MUCH PAAAIN PLEASE HOLD MEEE 😩 if he's feeling like shit at least he's gonna get cuddles out of it
would love nothing more than to snuggle up and watch stupid movies with you all day. he may just cling to you if you try to get up and insists that someone else can fetch you both dinner/blankets/etc instead. you're his best medicine!!! his comfort!!!! do not seperate!!!!!
but he is a sucker for a home cooked meal. even if you go for a bit, if you come back with something u made urself, even if it's not the most amazing display of chef skills, he'll be falling all over himself with how much he loves you because you put love and effort into something to make him feel better
illuso ✨
one of the WORST when he gets sick or injured because he just complains and lays on the pity party even more than formaggio. everything sucks!!! woe is illuso!!!! he needs ur healing kisses!!!!!
he definitely goes into the mirror world to rest b/c he needs peace and quiet or he'll get cranky. but he will bring u ofc. not just to be pampered either he's just cozy and happy in ur company
lavishing him in attention aside, what will REALLY tug on his heart is taking initiative to take care of him, like asking first how he's feeling, bringing an extra blanket cause you know he likes to have a pile of them, offering to very gently brush his hair. just like, little genuine attentive things. it may get him blushing
melone 🍈
very practical about it, there's that whole thing of 'people with medical backgrounds are the worst patients for one reason or another' but he doesn't try to take shortcuts with the rest he knows he needs and he's very polite and patient with asking for/instructing on what he needs
he's great at finding ways to entertain himself so no worries in that regard. if he's worried about getting you sick he may actually discourage cuddles for once in his life but otherwise he'd love to snuggle up to his babe all day
he'd honestly just feel really comforted if you told him all about your day and shared cool things with him or the classic 'i saw this and thought of you' he'll be 😍
ghiaccio ❄️
EXTRA grumpy when he's uncomfortable or in pain and unable to work his energy out. he's very active, so his body (or you) making him sit on his ass when he doesn't want to will leave him very prickly even though logically he knows it's for the best.
he'll generally want his space but then have bouts of feeling very cuddly. picture him cocooned in blankets with only the top half of his face visible and his general grumpy glower relaxes as u massage his scalp like calming an angry cat.
he'll be very thankful for everything you do, including kissing his cheeks or leaving him to chill with some water and a book or shushing the others if they're being too rowdy. but he'll be extra super thankful and soft if you bundle him up and go for a walk with him around the block just to stretch his legs and get some fresh air cause you know how much he hates sitting around.
sorbet and gelato 🔪🍦
if one of them is under the weather, the house gets a brief respite from their antics cause you and the other one are there to entertain them and curb their restlessness. if they're both sick/injured, good fucking luck because their boredom will feed off each other and it will be a nightmare.
sorbet likes to chill but he always needs new surroundings. he'll want to stay on the couch to at least observe the house's regular chaos but if you (and maybe gelato) see that he's not getting enough rest you will have to literally drag him into your bedroom because 1) he's not letting go of his entertainment that easily 2) it's fun to watch you struggle. he is devising every way to cause problems on purpose without moving around too much
gelato HATES sitting still so he is slowly going insane and he will let you know it. get him a big stack of movies, let him have free reign of the tv, play cards with him etc if you know what's good for the whole house because otherwise he won't stay in bed or he'll do shit like scream for help just to see you rush in and then grin and be like oh nvm babe im fine :)
you thought they were a handful together regularly? HAH. when they're sick or injured together they enable each other even more than usual. you are the only one capable of placating them, enjoy being squished between your two extremely cuddly boyfriends.
cuddles and kisses and loving attention always make them feel better, a surefire way to get them to actually rest is by snuggling them. but even if you do go for a bit, what brightens them up is hearing about all the new happenings on base or this cute dog you saw or if you bring them new snacks every day or try making something different for dinner. like, not just to placate them, but cause you know they're bored and uncomfortable and you want to cheer them up, that's what gets them. and then they'll pull you down and hold you for the rest of the night.
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spideymarvelws · 3 years
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A threesome with tom × reader × Harrison when they become roommates PLEASE could you include... spanking? 😸
im sorry if this is so bad sdhvcwdhcvps the beginning is a bit shaky but i finally sat my ass down and wrong something so i hope you enjoy!
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Warnings : dom/sub undertones, spanking, mild degrading and humiliation, tom and haz being little teasing shits
Word Count : 1.8k
Roommates With Benefits
Harrison Osterfield x Fem!Reader x Tom Holland
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“And that’s pretty much it. Oh! And you could always just put Percy’s bowl and bed next to Tessa’s. I’m sure she won’t mind, very sweet girl,” Tom smiled, pushing the tips of his fingers into the pockets of his jeans as he led you back to the kitchen.
“We’d love another dog in the house! Just be warned if you ever leave, we might not be able to let him go.” Harrison winked, blue eyes shining with the light shining into the kitchen, causing heat to quickly rise to your face.
You chuckled light heartedly, leaning against the kitchen island with your head down, avoiding the intense stairs of the two brits on your body.
Everything happened so quickly. Being kicked out of your apartment after having trouble paying ridiculous bills, seeing the ad during your job at the cafe and immediately calling the number in hopes that the offer for a roommate was still open. It wasn’t usually something you did, especially without any background checks but you were desperate and in that moment, you were ready to endure anything if it meant you would have a roof over your head. 
What you didn’t expect was a cute british voice answering the phone who was very cooperative and patient, answering all the questions you had. You called him everyday after that, using the excuse of asking more questions but ultimately you both ended up talking about anything and everything. It was an immediate connection that only intensified when you met him the next week in real life after your shift. Shaggy brown hair, soft brown eyes and a figure that made your mouth water, you didn’t expect such a sweet human to take on the looks of a model.
But he didn’t come alone, next to him was a taller but equally attractive blond brit, with clear blue eyes and a smile that made your legs weak. You were surprised how composed you kept yourself while talking to them and with a firm handshake and exchange of phone numbers, a beautiful friendship between the two was born.
At least, that’s what you tried to keep it as. Both men were naturally flirtatious, constantly complimenting you then pointing out how flustered you got like it was some inside joke. When you would meet up with them after shifts, sometimes one of them would take your hand while the other stayed attached to you to the hip, along with a lot of subtle touches that left goose bumps in their wake.
It came to the point where your coworkers gave you side eyes, dancing around the question of asking if you were dating anyone which only made you more flustered.
After a month of spending time with them, the week before your lease ended, they invited you to their flat to show you around, not so directly confirming that they wanted you as their third roommate.  
However, as you entered the house, tension started to build in the air, tension that you only noticed apparently since Tom and Harrison went on with the tour like everything they did was normal. Constant innuendoes, especially when they showed you where the bedrooms were, stretching their arms in already tight shirts, staying close by your side with small touches to your back and arm.
It kept you flustered, while your purpose being there was to find a place to stay, you couldn’t deny that the two brits were attractive, irritatingly so. After the month of getting to know them, you developed a pretty obvious crush on the two men but you were too shy to say anything, too many negative consequences filling your head.
You were happy to maintain a friendship, even if that meant keeping the constant heat on your skin in their presence.
“How do you know if Tessa’s any safer? I might just take her with me.” you teased, tucking a stray piece of hair behind your ear.
“Oh really?” Tom raised a brow, walking closer to you behind the kitchen counter, “I feel hurt that you’re already thinking of leaving.” he leaned on his left elbow with his ankles crossed over the other, licking his lips as he looked you up and down.
“To- to be fair... Haz was the first to suggest it.” you stuttered briefly, coughing to hide how nervous you became.
“Yeah, cut her some slack Tom.” the blond snickered, walking up to you, standing on the other side, arms crossed and muscles bulging, “Don’t want to scare her off too soon now do we?”
“Oh I don’t think we’re scaring her off Haz.” Tom raised his hand, taking your jaw between your fingers and turning your head to face him, “Are we scaring you love?”
You shook your head no, eyes wide and body frozen with the contact.
“We’re going to need words darling,” Harrison said into your ear, his breath heavy on the side of your head, his hand landing possessively on the base of your neck, “Communication is very important for us in a roommate.”
“Is it?” you squeaked, trying to process being suddenly sandwiched between the two men. They’ve never been this forward, thoughts running through your head that made you squeeze your thighs together in hopes of some relief.
Tom hummed, leaning up with his face right in front of yours, “So I’ll ask again... are you scared of us Y/n?” your name fell off his tongue like honey, sending a pang of pleasure down your stomach to your heat. You wanted nothing more than to hear it over and over again.
“N-no.” the pitch of your voice was high, enough to make you laugh if it wasn’t for the men so close to your body.
“Then why are you so tense, angel?” Harrison’s hand moved down your neck, trailing along your spine and staying in the curve of your back, right above your ass, “Anything we could do to help?”
“I could think of one thing!” Tom hummed, leaning in closer, brushing his lips along yours, “That is, if our lady allows it.”
“Only if you want to be our girl.” Harrison added, leaning down to kiss the side of your neck, “Just say the word and this never happened.”
“No!” maybe it was the sudden closeness, their hands on your body or the pet names that flowed so naturally off their tongue. Or maybe it was the build up over the past months, the fantasies than ran threw your head of this exact moment that all lead you to whimper-
“yes... please.”
...
“Ah- fuck.” Harrison groaned from behind you, his rough hands gripping your waist tighter as he pounded into you from behind, “God she feels so good around me... tightest cunt I’ve ever fucked.”
“Wait till you feel her mouth mate,” Tom grunted, tightening his hands around your head. He looked down at your face, tears falling from your eyes, spit drooling from your mouth around his hard cock, some of it falling to the sheets beneath you. Out of his years of acting and traveling, he’d never thought he’d see such a beautiful sight.
“Oh I’m planning on it,” the blond responded, moving his hips impossibly faster, fingers digging into your waist, adding to the marks all over your body, “Not tonight though, don’t think the slut could think properly after this.”
Tom laughed at his friend’s words, continuing to bob your head on his cock, alternating between slow, calculated movements and a rough, punishing pace.
The humiliation only made you more wet and desperate for relief. You were right on the edge, have been since the night’s activities began. But the men wouldn’t allow it, constantly mocking and degrading you if the thought ever crossed your mind, threatening to not touch you for the rest of the week if you came without permission.
The fact that they planned to continue after this couldn’t even cross your head, mind too far broken down into just a toy for their use, begging and mewling for anything they gave you. 
A harsh spank landed on your bum making a squeak erupt from your throat, muffled by Tom’s length. Harrison scoffed at your reaction, landing blow after blow, his hips losing rhythm as he neared his high.
“I swear she just gets wetter and wetter,” Harrison groaned, punctuating the last three words with a slap to your skin, “So fucking perfect around me I-” he groaned loudly, bending over slightly to reach deeper inside you, hitting a different angle that made you scream.
Tom was quick to pull you off his cock, one hand wrapped tightly around your hair, keeping your head up while the other moved quickly up his shaft. jerking himself off.
“Fuck, you look so pretty princess,” Tom moaned, “Ready to cum?”
You nodded enthusiastically, smiling wide as you kept your mouth open. The brunette grabbed your jaw, tilting your head up and spitting directly in your mouth, slapping the side of your face for you to swallow.
“Fucking beg for it then.” 
But before you could respond, you felt pressure directly on your clit, Harrison’s cold thumb moving circles around the nub, pushing you further and further to your orgasm. 
“Please! Please let me cum! Please Tommy!” 
But the brit only laughed, “I’m not the one you should be begging too love,” 
Tom loosened his grip of your hair only for Harrison to take over, pulling your back to his sweaty chest.
“Go ahead angel, beg so you could cum all over my cock,”
“Please... please Harrison,” you could feel the energy slowly fading from your body but your will to get off was just as strong, “Please let me cum,”
“Go ahead angel,” Haz grunted in your ear, “Fuck I’m gonna cum with you, bury my cock deep in your pussy, stuff you full,”
Without a second to lose, you let yourself go, finally  getting that release you’ve been craving for that entire night. The feeling of the blonds cum filling you up made it more intense, along with his thumb still locked in place on your clit. It was an overload of pleasure, black spots clouding your vision but you still hyper aware of everything going on.
“Open your mouth pretty girl,” you heard echo in the back of your head. Without fight, your jaw slacked open, the taste of Tom’s seed hitting your lips, spreading across your mouth.
You were in pure ecstasy. 
It took you a while to come back after such an intense moment, tangled in Tom’s arms while Harrison worked on cleaning your body, both looking down at you with admiration and awe.
“What do you think Haz? She good enough to live here?” Tom mumbled, softly petting your hair as you nudge your cheek against his chest, bathing in the attention.
The blond snickered from behind you, crawling over your body and leaning down to place a sweet kiss on your shoulder, “She could live with us for the rest of her life after that mate,” you raised your head slightly at his words, eyes wide and blown. He gently took your chin between his fingers, pressing a kiss to your puffy lips.
“Free of fucking charge.”
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goldentsum · 4 years
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━ jealousy
REQUESTS: (seperately) bokuto, hinata, and akaashi x jealous s/o. say that she isn’t a very jealous person to begin with but there’s another girl who seemed to have taken a liking to the boys and she doesn’t like it. add some angst if you will :) hopefully ends with some fluff. 
🎕 asked by: nonnie 🎕
CHARACTERS: bokuto koutarou, hinata shouyou, and akaashi keiji
GENRE: angst, fluff
AUTHOR’S NOTE: i don’t know if i did it right but D: i’m rlly active rn cus im excited idk why-- also hinata has a lot of dialogue in this one
━ bokuto ♡
bokuto is a jealous baby owl and you know it,, know it too well... he gets pouty if your attention is elsewhere even for a minute!
you, on the other hand, is as cool as a cucumber. well, that what it looks like anyway. 
you get jealous quite a lot, to be honest, but your pride won’t live if you show it so you just try to shrug it off every time
but when kou gets a little too much attention it pisses you the fuck off 
you get snappy and your mood is down for the day but kou is always on his way to make it better~ 
the baby owl may be oblivious but when the topic is about you, he pays attention to your every movement and to what makes you tick
so when someone!! a person you hate because of their flirty attitude and rude remarks gets a little too close to your baby--
oh, it's about to go down!
you’re in the cafeteria sitting on one of the free tables, waiting for your hyperactive baby owl, when you see a certain someone clinging to Bokuto and pressing their chest against his arm
aND WHAT PISSES YOU OFF MORE IS THE OBLIVIOUS SMILE ON BOKUTO’S FACE
you turned around and looked at the juice box you bought for bokuto and grabbed it roughly, stabbing the straw to drink it yourself
you knew how popular bokuto was and how ‘plain’ you were but it still hurt when people never respecting bo’s personal space and your relationship as you two were publicly open with your relationship
akaashi, who was lagging behind bokuto, saw this and quickly rescued the dense captain making a certain someone whines about it but akaashi paid no mind and dragged bo away and towards your table
“hey, babe!” 
you looked at him and rolled your eyes, scoffing a little with the straw still on your mouth as you proceed to ignore him
bokuto’s eyes widen at that and sat closer to you, leaning closer and putting his head on your shoulder, nuzzling at you. 
this usually makes you break but nope, your pride said nope and you ate lunch with bo pouting and whining to you. akaashi who watched the whole scene sighed.
the next time you saw bokuto was at dismissal with him racing to your classroom the moment the bell rang. he went inside when your teacher dismissed you and waited on the side for you even though you were ignoring him. but what slightly shocked you was the serious face he has on. 
when everyone else was gone and you were about to go to, bokuto grabbed your hand and made you stay
“what’s wrong? please talk to me...” He whispered, hugging you close to his body. 
you pouted at that, the gesture cracking your cold demeanor quickly. you sighed and hugged back the sweet boy.
“i’m sorry for ignoring you, kou...” 
you felt his smile on your skin making you smile too
“It’s okay but please explain...” 
his innocent words and eyes made you shy. maybe you overreacted a little bit but your ego is too big sometimes
you averted your eyes and looked at your shoes, bokuto’s arms still around you. 
“cus... you let (h/n) touch you and you were smiling too!” 
you whined a bit, looking up at him. his surprised expression then turned into relief and he started laughing
“who knew you were the jealous type too, (Y/n)!” 
you pouted and hid your face on his chest, 
“shut up... i’m human too, ya know... and you’re not one to talk, you’re the one who always gets jealous..”
“That’s cus my girlfriend is too pretty and too many guys have their eyes on you!”
you scoffed playfully at that, not having the energy to remind bokuto that those guys were just asking for some notes or something to you, knowing well that it would brew into bokuto pulling up his ‘facts’ and arguments on you again that those guys were unto something...
“shut up, you owl”  
“your owl~” 
━ hinata ♡
this small bean is also one of the easily jealous type and he creates a safe and danger distance around you in his mind
there’s only a certain distance a guy can come close to you and if that line gets crossed, he goes pROTECTIVE MODE
tanaka and noya are proud of their pupil as they watch him circle around you like a rabid dog or crow?
he is always with you! ALWAYS! And he always buys you some cold drink or if you don’t bring lunch, he lets you share his bento with the courtesy of his mother as he asks her to make a bigger lunch for him when he knew that you don’t really bring your own lunch.
so when it was lunchtime and hinata was nowhere in sight, that worries you a LOT
you run to the courtyard where you two usually hangs out with kageyama but was surprised to only see Kageyama and his milk box
jogging up to the tall male and you asked him about shoyou and you heard an answer you were not expecting to hear
“some fancy pink letter asked him to go to the rooftop, it said that they wanted to say something to that tangerine” 
(y/n).exe has stopped working
kageyama looked at you with a quirked brow, still sipping on the milk box, he poked you with a curious look
“why did you let him go, you idiot!” you said, surprising kageyama who pouted and glared at you
“why the hell are you yelling? he’s just meeting someone!” 
“you dense blueberry!” you shouted and hit kageyama on the shoulder with a light scowl
kageyama was about to retort when a familiar childish growling caught his attention as you both looked at the side and saw a glaring hinata racing towards you two at a fast rate
“why you kageyama--! don’t get too close to my girlfriends!”
hinata slotted himself between you two and started bickering with the tol blueberry
you sighed at the scene in front of you and a light pink object caught your attention. there it was, a pink chocolate bar in hinata’s hand as he waved it around, trying to punch kageyama. 
you frowned at it and started walking away, leaving kageyama and hinata at the courtyard. hiding from hinata, you ate lunch in the bathroom stall as icky feelings start to grow.
after lunch, you quickly run to your classroom wanting to avoid seeing hinata at the moment 
but luck wasn’t at your side when Hinata dragged you off and got inside the janitor’s closet with you. 
“hinata, what are you doing! lunch is already finished, i’m gonna be late for class!” 
you tried to leave the small room but hinata closed the door when you tried to open it
“no! you left me with kageyama all lunch break!”
“i-i had a stomach ache and went to the nurse’s office--”
“i went there too, you weren’t in there” 
an awkward silence filled the small room while you looked at hinata with surprise
“i-it doesn’t matter--”
“It does matter! If you feel the need to lie to me then it’s a big matter!” hinata said, frowning at you 
you sighed and let hinata hold your hand
“please tell me what’s wrong” 
“i heard you got confessed to”
hinata blew a fuse at that and started waving his hands furiously, “h-how’d you know?! i didn’t accept it, i promise--!” 
“you didn’t?” 
hinata stopped for a moment and looked at you, eyebrows furrowing
“yeah, i got myself the best girlfriend... why would i wanna change that?” 
you went closer to Hinata, letting your body hit his and hugged him
“i-i’m sorry... it’s just that, i thought you would find someone better and leave me...” 
“I WOULD NEVER! You’re the best girlfriend in the whole wide world, (Y/n)!”
“You’re the best boyfriend too, little tangerine” 
━━ akaashi ♡
let’s be real here, you’re definitely the jealous one in the relationship. I mean having a boyfriend who’s too pretty to comprehend and easily attracts a lot of attention can make you like that. but you hide it pretty well, well most of the time anyway...
akaashi always ALWAYS pays attention to you and knows everything that can trigger you to become sad, angry, jealous, and happy
he always makes sure that you’re always fine and happy, that you’re comfortable and content
we stan the perfect boyfie 🥺
bUT he can be quite dense sometimes when it’s not about you or volleyball.. fUKURODANI PPL ARE DENSE 
girls would always flock his classroom before you can get there, snacks and treats in their hands to give it to akaashi and being the petty little gremlin that you are, you were pouty
akaashi sighed because it’s always either you were pouty or bokuto is and sometimes the worst-case scenario happened where both of you are pouty at the sAME TIME! 
akaashi= Mom Daddy
you reached our final form of pouty when you saw a certain someone a bitch dragged akaashi to talk to him or whatever and being the curious thing you are, you followed them and hid behind the vending machine, listening to their convo
“you know, your girlfriend is cheating on you, right?” 
wHY THAT BITCH! She just lied like it’s her common language wtf! 
you prayed that your baby boo won’t believe her cus YOU ARE NOT CHEATING ON HIM! why tf would you cheat on him when you hit the jackpot? tf
“and you must know that spreading rumors and lies about a person can take you off the first string in the track team right?” 
oOF--! YOUR BOYFIE REALLY POPPED OFF HUH
you snickered behind your hands, listening to the lying snake stutter a complain but akaashi cut her off 
“if this is all then I’m going now but if i hear any rumor circling around (y/n), i won’t hesitate to take action myself.” 
the snake scoffed at that and walked away, stomping 
there was silence for a moment but then keiji called out, surprising you
“i know you’re here, (y/n)” 
you stiffened at that and moved away from your hiding spot while coming up with excuses
“i-i wasn’t doing anything! she just dragged you off so i followed--!” 
akaashi smiled softly at you, walking closer and patted your head gently making you feel flustered.
“i know, let’s go? you must be hungry” 
“you won’t leave me for her, right, keiji?” 
akaashi shook his head at your question, a small smile on his face and looked at you, letting his hand fall and held your smaller hand in his
“it’s not like you’ll let me leave”
“HEY! you make it seem like i’m holding you as a hostage or something!”
“hmm”
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suckmybigtoeoikawa · 3 years
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I LOVE YOUR ENERGY WTF,, all of your writing is top tier omg,, i was wondering if i could request suna, semi, tendou, akaashi, and futakuchi w/ a short s/o who has like a tiny waist, small boobs, etc. except their butt is big?? like their petite and then bam big butt and wide hips?? does this even make sense?? thank you for reading this <33
Girll yessssss, I’m jealous I wish my body was like that, god daum 👴🏾
AND THANK YOU FOR GASSING ME UPP OMG 🤪👊🏾
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Suna
🍃: he likes to lay on you
🍃: ENOUGH SAID
🍃: Suna is a ass man
🍃: your figure often has him confused in a good way, he likes how different you body is compared to the other girls
🍃: he’s the type to hug you while your staring and he’s sitting and he grabs you ass
🍃: he also may lay on your chest and on maybe on you butt
🍃: you guys also take a lot of selfies so yk those selfies where he holds onto your ass, yeah a lot of those
🍃: also the type to put his hands in your shirt
******
3:16 pm
You and Suna have been staying at each other’s houses back to back. This time you were at his house. I imagine that his bed is very comfy so you guys don’t wanna leave it and also it’s easy to fall asleep in it.
You usually wear hoodies whenever you come over his house but for some reason this time you were wearing a regular shirt.
“Do you think that that your a robot?” Suna asks
“Ayo what?”
“Like I saw this thing online and it just made me think like... what is I’m real and your not... you know”
“...🧍🏾‍♀️”
After a point less conversation about robots, you guys both started to drift off to sleep.
5:48 pm
You woke up in a sweat, and it was hella hot. You turn over to look at Suna and see him still rested peacefully. You look down and see that his hand was under your shirt and holding your boob.
👁👄👁
You didn’t know what to do but you decided to grab your phone and take a picture. Now whenever you show him he blushes and ask if the next time he can do it again, it’s up to you wether or not you wanna say yes or no 😌
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Semi
◻️: I hate to say this so often but Semi is the type to get Jealous
◻️: and lemme just push some more publicity for my stories here 😌
◻️: so when he does get jealous best believe he’s gripping onto your hips 😌
◻️: probably gonna squeeze them to depending on how he be getting
◻️: you might have to shoo him off like
◻️: BACK 🤺 BACK 🤺 BACK I SAY🤺 BACK🤺
◻️: other than that I believe he’s pretty chill
◻️: his favorite part of you is your hips
◻️: he’s gonna use you as his personal heater, blanket, and stuffed animal
◻️: y’all will be watching movies or whatever and he’s gonna hold onto like his life depends on it 😩
*****
“You’re comfy” he says while nuzzling into your neck
“thank you” you say still engaged on the movie
Some more time goes by and at this point you the only one engaged in the movie, Semi is about to fall asleep.
“Sweetheart” he says in his raspy voice (AHHAHAHAHAHAHHHH I JUST GOT BUTTERFLIES)
“yes” you say still watching
“Can you turn over?” He asks
“what?” You say
“I said can you turn around real quick”
You turn to face him, but your body stays facing the the tv
“What do you need?” You ask
“Nooooo” he whines
“I need you to turn all the way around”
“Like do a 360?”
“No just stand up real quick”
You stand up and now your looking down at him
“Okay good now straddle me”
“But i wanna watch the movie” you say
He looks up at you with pleading eyes
“Pleaseeee, you can still watch the movie”
“.........fine” you give in and straddle him
“Is this what you wanted?” You say annoyed
“Yes” you can hear him smiling
He holds onto you with his dear life and starts to fall asleep, while you try to watch the movie almost snapping your neck 😐🔪
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Tendou
💋: Simce your short yk, he believes that it’s his responsibility to take you everywhere
He may say stuff like
“Your so cute and Smol🥺😩”
“I wanna put you in my pocket 🥺”
💋: so then he thinks it’s okay to pick you up
💋: he picks you up while your straddling him so he has hands on your ass
💋: and he’s gonna take you everywhere
💋: He so happy that he’s with you
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YOU BOOST HIS EGO SOOOO MUCH
💋: Since Tendou is insecure he so glad he has you to come to
💋: HIS BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND 🤪🤪
💋: he’s the type to kiss down your waist to you hips
💋: and then tell you how much he loves your body
——-
Your probably just standing in front of your bathroom mirror changing out of your shirt.
Then as your not paying attention Tendou comes up from behind you and tickles your waist.
“AHH BITCH” you scream and punch him in the lip
“Owwwww” he whines
“Oh I’m sorry 😅”
You walk him over the the toilet and you sit him down as you look over his face, it wasn’t that bad
“I’m sorry againnn” you hug him
“It’s fine”
“Well this would be a great time to talk about your day right?” You say moving away from the hug
“My day was alright I’m glad I got to see you” (literally says it with hearts in his eyes) he coos
“Aww I’m happy to see you too” you smile
“What were you doing?” He asks
“I was just trying on shirts” you responded
He then lifts up your shirt and starts the hood onto your waist
“Don’t ever let someone hurt you..okay” he says while hugging you
“I won’t” you smile while rubbing his head
He kisses you your stomach (This lowkey sounds like a pregnancy story omg), then stands up. At this point he’s looking down at you. He leans in for a kiss and smack your ass.
“Anywho, Do you think Ushi Gushi watches porn?”
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🍃: he’s being respectful
🍃: when he looks at you ass he is looking respectfully 😅
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Just very, very, very respectfully 😳
🌊: he’s the type to hold onto your hips endearingly yk?
🌊: like he would come up behind you and hug you nothing sexual unless you want it that way 👀
🌊: he’s secretly eyeing people to back away from you
🌊: and if someone talks about you
😐+🔫+👹+🦉= 🚫🧍
🌊: he’s gonna grab his ski mask, his gun, and bokuto and their off
Let’s ride 🔫👹
🌊: he may also rub his hands down your sides and then hug you
🌊: he has 1,000,000,001 ways to hug you 🤪
🌊: and a million and one ways to murk a bitch
🌊: if you ever complain about your lower or upper half of your body he’s gonna come over and hug you and tell you why you should appreciate that part of your body
🌊; he shows a lot of affection through his words and what he says he means
*****
“Baby, I feel like my boobs are small” you whine
He comes over to you and hugs you from behind, now the both of you are looking at yourself in the mirror.
“Don’t say that, your boobs are just right, you also have a beautiful body 🥺”
*********
🌊:he calls your body beautiful, don’t at me 😩
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🧩: he is as smooth as a cucumber 😌
🧩: he probably walks up to you and goes “damn imma smooth dude *cue lightskin lip bite*”
🧩: please beat his ass up 🙂
🧩: he’s gonna enjoy it too
🧩: I feel like when he first saw you he was like all flirty and shit yk
“Hey lemme walk you around the school”
“Uhm okay, thank you”
As soon as you turned around he was like
“GOD DAUM 👴🏾”
🧩: take all his rights away because he will be barking like a dog
🧩: constantly touch you on you ass
🧩: he’s always slapping it to and then on top of it he grips it after
🧩: and that shit hurts but he doesn’t care
🧩: also the type to fake bang you
🧩: ... in public
🧩: .... hard
🧩: like uhm calm down stop right now
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🧩: just a horny bastard-
🧩: LEMME STOP IM SO MEAN 🤪🤪
********
You won’t talk to Futakuchi because of what happened in the grocery store today. You and Futakuchi were at the grocery store getting some groceries (ofc).
You were simply just walking and all of a sudden *SLAP* *SLAP*
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That slap was so loud, it woke up animals in the lion king ✋🏾 the fact that he slapped both of your cheeks 👴🏾🔫
Everyone was looking in your direction but Futakuchi didn’t care he was looking at some bread
“Wheat bread or White bread?” He asks
Then later when y’all were looking for pasta, you dropped the box and went to pick it up. You did this without thinking that your boyfriend was behind you. Then *SMACK*, it sent you into the shelf a little bit, this dude really had the audacity to grab where he slapped to 😐
Which is the reason why you both are driving home in silence. It’s up to you on whether or not you accept his apology or don’t talk to him for a few days or weeks, all in the end he loves your frame so much 😩.
*********
I’m sorry y’all this took me a while I was busy with school and then I just didn’t feel like writhing but I finished it and I hope you enjoyed it 😩
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geekwritersworld · 3 years
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Comfort in a stranger
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pairing:John shelby x reader 
warnings: fluff
summary:(requested) @ysmmsy​​  John (modern, maybe?) finds the reader sitting on a park bench crying after a fight and with their significant other who is always berating them (maybe for their weight? - I need John Shelby to be into thicc people). They're strangers but he can't leave them there crying like that so he sits down and tries to comfort them.
a/n: I really , really hope you like it. @ysmmsy​  💖💖
Feel free to give feedback. 
It would be assumed that after centuries, there would be a change over the years . And change and progress there was, as the years went by. But there also existed men who lived in the 20th century with a mind that functioned like that of a man in the 1800s. 
Sitting on a park bench, hidden behind an a clutter of large trees was never something she wanted to find herself doing. The wind swept through her hair, the trees rustled and the fallen drying brown leaves scraped on the ground. 
She’d been taking his verbal abuse for months. But she never really realized what everyone else had early on; He was a master at manipulation. He’d berate her for her weight every other day, then he’d twist her defenses and use them against her. It was the most draining thing she’d ever been through. The constant back and forth between self-confidence and self-doubt left her absolutely battered from all aspects. 
But she’d had it today, she’d never really screamed at someone with pure hatred before. Steven decided to berate her once again, after a lunch event. The afternoon had gone gracefully, and she was quite happy with how it had gone. She’d loved the gorgeous emerald dress she’d worn and felt as confident as ever. She’d also received numerous compliments from numerous people.
But once the door shut to his home ,where she’d occasionally stay over for a few weeks at a time, the smile on both their faces faltered. Hers because she knew he’d degrade her. And him, because he’d never truly grown up, a woman without a thigh gap who wasn’t a size zero, troubled his immature mind.
She’d thought she’d looked beautiful, Steven thought otherwise. He’d stated that he felt as though she was overweight. And she was, but why someone’s weight mattered so much didn’t make sense to her just as it didn’t to anyone who was sane. The beauty in her personality was no match for the man with a coal mine for a heart. 
She hoped no one could hear her sobbing. She’d have to go back to their apartment and pack up her stuff. And she didn’t feel as though she had the energy for that.
“are you alright sweetheart?” for the last 20 minutes , the few people that walked through the back of the part , had paid her no mind. So the last  thing she expected was a thick Birmingham accent laced with concern, ask her if she was alright.
Looking up and wiping the tears out of her eyes, she responded “I’m fine "before she could even properly look at the man standing before her. 
“I don’t fucking think people cry when they're fine love” His voice was gentle , something a man hadn’t been with her for a long time.
“Well, you don’t even know me ”she sniffed. 
“well, Im John, John Shelby. I've got 3 brothers and a sister. Now what about you” he smiled, sitting down next to her.
She gave a small smile, which anyone who wasn’t watching her closely would’ve missed, but he was.
“I'm-”she took a deep breath and continued “ I'm y/n. No siblings”
“right now we know enough about each other, why are you crying, eh”The look in his eyes, the way he had a certain soft and concerning looking evident in his eyes, made her breakdown again.
“Just, um, an ass of a boyfriend.”
“What the bastard do ?” He said , watching her.
“Apparently Mr. Shelby, I'm not fucking thin enough. But it’s nothing new , I’ve been hearing this for months now. "She’d wiped her tears, there was a slow and rapid rise of anger that was replacing the sadness and hurt. 
The wind grew colder and louder. Parents, their children and dogs, started to leave. There was a slow silence that was taking over the emptying park.
Maybe she’d gotten so used to being degraded by Steven for months, that John’s snorting didn’t even phase her. What else did she expect?
“Thin enough? And what the fuck does that have to do with anything?” John looked almost amused, that such a thing was even a thought leave alone a topic of constant degradation.
“I mean its not as though that has to do with what your like as a fucking person is it? Plus, I think you look fucking gorgeous.” John placed his hand on hers, and smiled at her. “I don’t think it matters whether your a fucking size zero or a size 20. Your gorgeous anyway” 
“You don’t even know me, I mean , you're only saying that because you feel bad for the girl sitting alone on a park bench and crying” she argued. The ghastly man she’d been dating for almost a year now, had left her as a shell of a woman she once used to be. 
“sweetheart, your body doesn’t define your worth. I personally find you to be a wondrous sight.” H e smirked. She hadn’t paid much attention to his features, but now that she was, she noticed the confidence and assurance in hiss words. It was as though she just knew in her heart, that he spoke the truth. 
But she found it immensely difficult to believe him regardless after months of her self-worth being ripped and shredded apart.
“Thank you, I think” she wasn’t crying anymore, if anything, she felt sure of one thing; she was going to work on rebuilding herself. She would no longer be berated and degraded. 
“have a drink with me ,eh,as a thank you?” John said with a sly smile.
She nodded, offering no words however.
****
Sitting at the small bar, with their drinks, they made conversation, talking of their childhood , stories they heard growing up, their plans and their regrets. They spoke as though they’d known each other a lifetime, like as if they were childhood friends , reuniting.  
It was now almost 9 pm, but neither of the two were aware of the time. They were pulled out of their conversation when Y/n turned around after hearing her name being called.
“Steven” she breathed out. She knew she’d have to deal with him, when she got back to his house to pack up some of her belongings.
But instead, he stood a few feet away, anger in his face and his fists clenched.
“ y/n , I fucking wait at home, concerned , and your out here fucking with another man” She could see the anger and insecurity in his face. 
John who sat turned around as well, was about to defend her when she made it very clear she didn’t need someone else to defend her 
“I am not fucking him Steven “ she was standing now, fists clenched as well “ And your house is no fucking home. I am not yours anymore and I sure as fuck do not need your validation of what i fucking eat and don't. Your fucking pathetic if you think someone's weight is something that defines them, because it fucking doesn't. But you wouldn’t understand that because you never fucking grew up”
There were a few people who’d heard her, but the loud music prevented from anyone else being able to listen . The few heads that had turned towards y/n and Steven, had furrowed their eyebrows. Murmured comments aimed at Steven could be heard.
“what a douche” “he’s got some growing and maturing to do” “Fucking disgusting” “Who’s gonna tell him what he looks like though” “he does not get to talk” 
“Fuck you” He’d felt humiliated, he felt what she had for months, so he stormed out because he knew he wouldn’t win. 
“I'm so fucking proud of you for that, eh” she unclenched her fists at the sound of his voice. She almost forgot he was even there.
“Thank you, don’t think I would have come to my senses if you hadn’t talked sense into me”
He anted to get to know her. He found her intriguing. He liked the way she got excited over the little things. He liked the way she spoke so passionately of her career, family and friends.
 He’d only met her a few hours ago, but the glimpses that he’d gotten of her personality made him thank the gods he decided to take a walk in the park for the first time in his life.  
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mayakern · 3 years
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No pressure but I'd love to hear some more puppy tips! Im a recent totally independent adult and Id love to get a puppy at some point but def need some info before I take on the responsibility (I had no clue their bladder develops at 5 months even though Ive been researching which is why I wonder if you have any more tips)
sorry in advance bc this is gonna be a LOT of preamble, but any time you bring an animal into your home it’s a huge responsibility and requires a lot of preparation.
so in general i am a huge advocate for adopting adult animals, especially dogs — UNLESS you have very specific lifestyle requirements (like we do). we needed a dog that was good with cats, other dogs, AND toddlers… which is just not a thing you can easily find adopting through a shelter, especially not in our area (NYC residents snatch up all the dogs within like a 5 hour radius) and ESPECIALLY not after covid (when a ton of people adopted dogs). which meant we needed to get a puppy so we could train in the behavior we needed.
we knew we wanted a companion dog for annie and that i want to have dogs forever and that it is a LOT easier to train in a puppy if you have an adult dog to model behavior from. so with our needs in mind, we started looking for a dog that would be compatible both with our lifestyle and with annie’s personality/energy level (she is a mid to low energy sheep dog and can be kind of a crab ass, but she is also very gentle and doesn’t like playing with dogs who are bigger than her). we did our own research and also talked to a couple friends of ours who work as or have worked as vet techs/other dog jobs.
with all that in mind… a LOT of what is good for a new puppy is going to be breed specific. if you’re getting a mutt, this can be difficult because puppies can look like literally anything so you really have no idea what they are until they’ve grown up a bit — and even then it can be tricky. like, we’re PRETTY sure annie is a border collie/australian shepherd mix because she looks like a border collie but acts like an aussie, but mixed breeds can be difficult because even if you’re reasonably certain which breeds go into the grab bag that is your dog, you never know which traits actually made it in. this is part of why standardized breeds can be such a big deal, since temperament is a BIG part of the package.
we got insanely lucky with annie because we knew her original owner so we had already met (and loved) her, knew her temperament, and that she was good with cats and gentle enough that toddlers would probably be fine too.
ALL THIS TO SAY…. the 5 month bladder control is specific to shibas. other puppies might have a similar timeline but i’m not sure. also, in general it’s recommended to take your puppy out with a frequency equivalent to the amount of months they have been alive (so if 2 months, then a potty break every 2 hours). this isn’t exact and you’ll need to get to know your dog. puppies also have very small bladders and relatively little bladder control (and don’t know they need to control it) and depending on the size of the dog, it is very normal for them to need to pee within 10-30 minutes of drinking water. because of this, it’s a good idea to give your puppy periodic planned water breaks and then take them outside instead of just leaving water out all the time. one thing i have done to figure out where rodeo is at is to give him water while we’re at the park (i have a collapsible water bowl and i bring a water bottle for the 3 of us) and then time him from when he drinks to when he pees, since in that situation he has total free reign over his potty time.
puppies need a LOT of recreation and in addition to walks, they need mental stimulation. scent games are invaluable for this!! i like to scatter a mixture of kibble and treats (in small sizes) across either the backyard or a safe portion of park and let the dogs sniff out and forage. they LOVE this shit. it might take some patience with a puppy if you don’t already have an adult dog to model the behavior, but once they get it they love it (especially if you use a treat they love). i literally cannot recommend this enough, it gets out SO many puppy beans in one go and i get to just chill behind them and like play phone games or call a friend. once your dog is used to this you can gradually decrease the ratio of high value vs low value treats for this, but puppies get bored easily so i recommend like… high mid value, if that makes sense. like you don’t need to give them hot dogs for this, but they probably won’t be super pumped for just kibbles. BUT if they ever are good with just kibbies, then you can use this method for every meal and it will make them so tired. it’s great!!
aaaand my last big tip is to clicker train. this can be a bit confusing to read about so i recommend watching videos to familiarize yourself with how it works, but it is SUPER worth it! puppies pick up on reward patterns super fast but do not have a long attention span and might have no idea what you’re rewarding them for if you don’t start them out with a clicker. i can’t speak for less clever breeds, but rodeo picked up the clicker training in the first day and i accidentally trained the corgi puppy downstairs on the clicker too since he and rodeo play together so much lol.
anyway this was a horrifically long post, i hope it helps. honestly i would not recommend getting a puppy unless you can work from home and have a decent chunk of time to dedicate to raising a literal baby (in fur form).
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MATCHUP FOR:
Anon
I’m 5’4, super pale and freckly, large brown eyes, skinny, glasses wearer. Half Italian, half Irish. Ashy brown hair that falls just at my shoulder. I love science and space and airplanes. I’m in a band with my two best friends. I love to sing and play guitar. I also love to read. Hemingway is my favorite author :) I love going to concerts with friends and making playlists and collecting vinyl records. I also like to travel and do archery. My uncle currently takes care of the Camp Toccoa training site and I help him on the weekends. I’ve been told that I’m sort of an animal whisperer and I have a dog that I love very much! I’m usually a very bubbly and witty and funny person. Sometimes I can be an overthinker and very self conscious. Im also a Gryffindor, ENFP 7w8.
From Band Of Brothers I Ship You With:
Donald "Don" Malarkey
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Ship dynamic:
Idiots In Love™
Quote:
«To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.»
It had to be Malarkey. It had to be. Like, c'mon, ENFP, Gryffindor AND 7w8? Don is your boy.
Bet he gets a soft spot for you when he learns you're half Irish. It definitely has nothing to do with the fact that he finds you stunning. DEFINITELY nothing to do with your eyes and the way he instantly gets lost in them.
Nope, it's because you're half Irish and fellow Irish folks stick together. And so he does.
He sticks to you, finding the dumbest reasons to do so. You're reading? He's keeping your company; you're gonna go take care of animals in the shelter? He might as well walk you there; you feel like going to check the British airplanes once you're in Aldbourne? Wait for him.
If you go to a science museum he's tagging along because he really really enjoys listening to you geeking out about science topics.
Inevitably, by doing this, he learns a lot about you, and he falls for you in the process.
It's not just that you're super interesting to him, you also match his energy.
He adores your sense of humor, your bubbly demeanor and witty comebacks that very much help you keep up with him, Muck, Penkala and the rest of the goddamn company.
He eventually learns that you play guitar and sing and he dies because he loves music so much.
He convinces you to sing together that one time you were alone in the barracks —his stomach flips and his heart flutters when he hears you sing—, and now you do it from time to time when one of you is sad— which takes me to the next point I'm trying to make (please bear with me, I'm so chaotic I'm sorry).
He seems to me like an overthinker, much like you, so once you show him that side of you, he a) completely understands and relates to it, and b) feels a weird relief knowing he's not alone in this.
You lean on each other for support; he hypes you up when you're feeling extra self-conscious and you reassure him when his thoughts are too suffocating to bear alone.
You think you're friends, to both of your dismay. Let me tell you, you are not friends. Literally EVERYONE sees you're not friends.
Honestly, I can see you two going from idiots to lovers in a million ways, but let's say it's most likely something accidental, such as an unconscious confession while your reading Hemingway to him because he just loves you so much and it slips.
Or maybe it slips from you when he goes out of his way at Mourmelon and buys you four vinyls with the money he gambled, because he knows you like collecting them (and they're exceptionally good because Malark's taste in music is amazing).
It's awkward for a hot minute, but please you were already acting as a weird ass, random af couple before.
It takes you too a sheepish period but soon enough you're together.
Your dog loves him, and he loves your dog. He loves your dog more than he loves you— okay, no, but almost. I hope you're not the jealous type because Malark is all over the place with your dog (look at me in the eye and tell me he's not a dog person)
You're not the cheesy kind of couple; just like I said, Idiots In Love, meaning your charm is in your randomness, your jokes, your chaotic decisions that seem to work out just fine.
You'd 100% be that one couple that wakes up one day and goes "hey, wanna go to [insert random place]?", and in a matter of days, you're traveling there.
Bonus⟩⟩ I platonically ship you with:
Warren "Skip" Muck
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He tried to flirt with you first.
And you almost accepted his offer to buy you a drink but some people are better off as friends.
Some people are better off as best friends.
Plus, Skip lives for you and Malarkey's obliviousness.
He could pretty much intervene but is he going to? ;) No he's not. He eventually helps you out a bit though, it's getting too ridiculous even for him.
Okay, actually no, Penkala had to beg him to help you guys out, but hey! he does, so show my boy some recognition.
Number one hype man for the both of you, but Malark watch your ass because if you hurt her he'll come for your soul.
But also you watch your ass because if you hurt Malarkey you're gonna be the one in trouble.
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