#im gonna ruin ur day now

[phant0municorn]

goodbaye 2 dinobot(uninspired) haelooo lucifer<3

#beast wars #transformers #dinoprimal #optimus primal #dinobot #doop #im gonna dump about this au since like excluding the 1-3 and last 2 images like alot of this is almost from like a year ago by now so uh #if ur a FRIEND who has NOT finished beast wars do NOT read im literally gonna ruin some shit 4 u DONT do it. i SWEAR. ok ily bye #maximals and predacons crash land on earth yadda yadda except its 10 times worse they crash land on the wrong time where most of humanity #has already evolved lets say they crash land around 15-16 century or so. idk yet exactly maybe we may never know just know au is gothic #mostly kinda yeah u see op hes a bat and shit but when he was scanning a lifeform while being barely alive because wehn they crashed both #sides almost went up in flames literally and when op was scanning a lifeform he did scan a bat but it was full of parasites and he ended #up scanning those as well. hes like yeah hes a vampire but like not an actual one but just as scary since energon isnt as abundant as time #goes on on earth and its scarce op needs more of it or else he goes feral he has 2 eat the protoforms kinda. lucifer doesnt defect immediat #ely uhh idk if i might make this like a visual novel or something one day if i have the time or energy after a project im alredy working on #well see ok thanks bye #i also wanted 2 redesign db because it always kinda bothered me how like its just him in some western get up. i wanna commit more 2 it and #now hes a diamondback rattle snake(not sure if i want 2 specify eastern or western idk if it matters really) and op kinda like has more of #flea mouth but rins mouth is canon 2 they can coexist<3 ok now byebye #oops made it up on the spot last minute i hate doing refs but the top of lucifers head is his snake skull #i keep forgetting sm shit but also why do they fight whats the point. in the crash both golden discs were destroyed. theyre pissed off as #hell if im going down im taking u with me

[kasumikoujou]

daily pivot no9... whuh?

#TUMBLR USER PIKESPENDRAGON67 IF THIS REACHES YOU LISTEN UP #the sumi art #pivot arnancy #re:zero #tales of the abyss #jade curtiss #okay now tbat i put the tags. everyone gather around for a story time in tags. cause its gonna be like one of those only on tumblr stories #dear pikespendragon67 #you once rbd one of my daily pivots and tagged it with jade #now i may have ruined your day to rb your rb and say ermm thats actually not jade #but hear me out you may have changed my lifes trajectory forever #after that case i looked up jade on google and i was like huh i can see how you mixed em up. also hes kinda hot #so i went to his wiki as you do and read about him. and he seems so similar to pivot to worrying degrees #pivot also seemed extremely similar to another fav of mine aka christo from d5 and they were all so copy pastes of each other atp #so now i came up with my schizo mental theory that theyre all the same guy reincarnated in different universes. #and picked up tales of rhe abyss. and im havjng fun with it too. this is insane #only on tumblr someone will wrongly tag ur doodle post and change ur life forever for the better (probably) #ps i love jade so muhc now and i will probablydraw him as well thank you dear tiumblr user

[agayconcept]

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#oh for fucks sake #if i have to listen to my shithead of a mother bitch and whine and moan about me being disabled one more fuckinG time i s2g #she's been going on for 20 mins abt how annoying it is that i had to go lie down for a bit bc i had a migraine and a pain flare up #which meant i guess that she didnt get to make dinner when she wanted to (i told her she could just eat w/o me like who cares) #so now she's on a rampage abt how inconvenient it is to her and how i ruin her schedule and her life all the time etc etc #and when i responded calmly w 'well what would u like me to do- snap my fingers and not be disabled anymore? u TOLD me to go lie down.' #she exploded and is like 'oh noOoo ofc not nothing is ever ur fault u just accidentally do these things' #bitch WHAT THINGS ????? #exist as disabled ??? be in so much pain i spend most of my life these days in bed ??? be unable to function to ur standards ???? #do u Hear urself ?? #now she's sitting on the couch pouting and fuming like a toddler bc i was in bed for 2 hours instead of 30 mins (bc too much pain to get up) #and throwing a tantrum like that is in any way normal or acceptable behaviour #'u always do this! but nooo u can do w/e u want cant u ?? u dont have to consider others!!' #ma'am... #a) no i dont have to consider others when it comes to taking care of myself and my debilitating illnesses. that's an insane thing to suggest #b) nobody told u u could not do w/e the fuck u wanted while i was out of commission. u just did this to have more to complain abt #c) ah yes bc i 'want' to be bedbound in excruciating pain. that was a choice i made. for funsies. for the bit. #whaT ????? #god someone save me im gonna lose my mind w this shit #not to mention she's also belligerently drunk so like. there's that also. cant have any proper convo bc of it (not that i wanna talk to her) #jesus fUcking chrisT #i gotta get out of here #this woman is so immensely hateful #ya sorry i ruined ur life by being born this way and now ur stuck 'putting up' w me and 'my shit' (<- actual things she has said many times) #fuuuuuck me. #anyway. #negative #ableism #verbal abuse #ask to tag

[hella1975]

before the minuscule amount of charge i managed to get on my laptop dies, anyone wanna admit they got a crush on me?

#i hate using tumblr mobile so odds are im not gonna post much until i bite the bullet and get a new charger #which seeing as im currently in a fucking stare-off with the amazon tab might not be soon #WHY did my laptop charger that's been on the ropes for weeks look at my bank account and go #'yeah im about to set this bitch back £18 for literally no reason. i want to see how much she can take' #i cant take it! you win! #it's like. actually embarrassing how much this tiny bad thing has ruined my day like i had an identity crisis about it i think #'the one thing people like you for is taob and now you cant even get that out when you said you would ur bugging everyone ur a burden-' #CRINGE SDGHKSGH

[jadeneppy]

Sorry for da spam got a fuckin stalker on my blog <3333

#BRUUUH LEAVE!!!!!! GET OFF MY BLOG FREAK!!!! #u we're literally saying i was weird for lookin at sigs blog but fuckin look at you!!! 30 sessions you've checked my blog 92 PAGE VIEWS!! #IM SICK OF IT!!!! GET OFF I DONT CARE ABOUT NAME DROPS AT THIS POINT U LOOK AT MY BLOG AGAIN AND IM GONNA ADD U ON DISCORD FREAK #STOP LOOKIN AT MY VENT TAG WHAT DO U WANT?? #YOU GOT UR S/O ARENT U HAPPY??? ISN'T THAT WHAT U WANTED WASN'T SUI BAITING ME AND TRYING TO RUIN MY FRIENDSHIP ENOUGH?? #IS THIS WHAT U WANTED ARE YOU LAUGHING UR ASS OFF?? GOOD GLAD U HAD A GOOD LAUGH NOW FUCK OFF!!! #THOSE ARE THE TAGS UR ALWAYS STALKING NOW LEAVE! ME! ALONE! #GABE MEL DIEGO KING WHATEVER U GO BYE LEAVE #HYPOCRITE HYPOCRITE HYPOCRITE HYPOCRITE!!!!!!!! I DIDN'T TELL U TO DIE I DIDN'T CAUSE U TO HAVE PANIC ATTACKS I WAITED FOR YOU TO COME BACK #WE WAITED AND WAITED AND WAITED #I CRIED FOR YOU WHEN U TRIED TO KYS I THOUGHT U DIED BUT NO U GHOSTED US AGAIN YES YOU CAME BACK BUT IT WAS TOO LATE FOR ME TO FORGIVE U #SIG WAS KIND ENOUGH AND KEPT FAITH IN YOU BUT U CAUSED ME SO MUCH ANXIETY!!! I COULDN'T STAND NOT KNOWING IF U WERE GONE FOR REAL #NOW FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF!!!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE AND HAVE A GOOD DAY OR WHATEVER BUT FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!! #****

[oatbugs]

OKAY FOR PPL WHO WERE INVESTED IN THE ESSAY SITUATION

#basically i finished it BUT IM FUCKED ! yay #basically #i started my essay w the mindset that its gonna be 2k words and then i realised its 1k and it was weird to fit stuff in etc so i told #myself dw abt it we can cut the words off at the end . .no . basically i had like 30 mins to cut 800 words which is NOT ENOUGH and i #have up on being coherent at some point bc i had like . 10 mins left so i stafged chipping up random bits and then i realised #i have ruined #my essay #fully INCOHERENT like i tried to read a sentence and it made no grammatical sense #but i had like . idk 30 seconds left ? so i went to submit while also crying . and the website my uni uses #loaded #for #20 seconds . so i submitted it technically 23 seconds late . #i got an email from.thr prof saying we take away 5% for each day ur late etc likr babes its 20 ENTIRED SECONDS #anyway . library staff almost stole.my bag #got out got home tidied room had shower #now on bed #candle #ryes heavy #dleepy #so so sos sd

[dreamcast-official]

fuck it. fuck it. i dont care. i dont actually care

#vent in tags #im gonna add some filler tags bc this is the first time i think a vent in tags is actually. serious and might be upsetting. so. ur own risk #idk whens good enough. fuck it #its gonna be my abusers birthday in a few days. #and i heard that she mightve killed herself last year #i dont know. not like i fucking kept tabs on her. i didnt care. #but my friend who used to be a mutual friend with her said her last post on social media was very depressed. and in may of last year #and i know what type of person she is (was?) #she. might be fucking dead #and. i dont. know how to feel about that #on the one hand. i dont give a fuck anymore. she hasnt been something i think about since her last attempt to stalk me #on the other hand. idk. i guess she still has some power over me. because i feel like its my fault. #i heard from someone that everytime she posted on her whatsapp status it was about me and how *i* ruined her life #idk. i cant help but feel like. if she really is dead. it was all my fault. i know thats not true but. god it fucking feels like it #why do i still care. she fucking ruined my life why do i care if shes alive or not. #for a long time i said i wanted her to be dead. that i wished she wouldnt bother me anymkre #but now that thats an actual possibility. god i dont know what the fuck to do #and i cant talk about this with anyone because i never told anyone about what she did and i dont think i could #i guess she finally followed through with all those times she threatened to kill herself because of something i did. #to be honest. good fucking riddance. fuck you julia

[tvonq]

nothing is going right today

#felt guilty this morning that i was being dropped off to uni instead of walking but thats whatever #EYE spent like most of today just waiting around #i collected my prints and theyre so… blurry? not even blurry but dragged?? idk what the guy did but its ruined my day #my posters were slightly blurry but im not reprinting those #OMG my posters okay so those were rolled up and i needed to flatten them with a weight #i asked the fine tech i ngl i didnt even hear what she said i was just scared of all the other profs around her #think i was disturbing their little talk #but me and my friend went to the wood room and all i wanted was mdf wood but they kept telling me different ways to drill it #was thinking this is so long omfg and they guy gave me a screw and to go to metal and ask for a smaller one? so i got 4 small ones but he #couldnt find 4 screw thingies . i waited for like 15 mins just for him to say ‘ur out of luck’ #so i gave them back and asked the wood guy for spare mdf and he was like ‘we dont have any’ #so i said ‘do u just have anything to weigh paper down’…gives me mdf 😕 #but it was tiny and i was like do u have anything else and he said are u gonna bring him back and atp i was like begging and told him ‘no i #wont paint on them just to weigh paper down. ill bring em back i promise’ #and i got two big pieces and he asked so many times if ill bring them back #yeah so anyways i put them on my posters . still so upset about my prints #THEN i couldnt book a train ticket to go home so i panicked but turns out it was cancelled so i had to get the next one which was like 40 #mins later #and now my phone is sticky AND i dropped my phone so the corner is cracked #and my headphones died . 😐 what if i wanted to end it #🦀

[this-doesnt-endd]

I used to have a really giant family like tons of tias and tios and cousins and i say used to cause like it seems like after my grandparents died on both sides both families seemed to never speak again and i had no chance to even try and keep hold of those ties i was in elementary school watching my parents marriage crash and burn in real time dealing with major death in the family and then subsequent family abandoning me at the tender age of 11. Hell my brothers were older and jumped ship it was just me and the horrors

#my moms dad and my dads mom were like the heads of their families and they both died really close to each other #but my grandma and a tio on my moms side died within 3 days of each other after being in hospice literally 3 doors away from each other #for months and my parents both took the roles of like taking care of everything and being the descision makers cause no one else would #which im sure was super traumatizing in everyway possible but their siblings both seemed to resent them in ways #when they didnt want to be those people but had to be and they arent even the oldest siblings they are both like 3rd youngest #but like it just ruined the families and me and mom and my dad were all at the hospital or hospice center for months #we were there every day and night i remember it so much i can get anywhere in any hospital in my town using the stairwells #like i knew them that well #it also likely ruined my parents marriage which was bumpy before the intense major tragedy #which like yaknow what fair it was a lot to deal with ontop of like trying to crawl ur way out of the recession #but after all was said and done i talk to no one on my dads side i bearly talk to my older brother #and i talk to like my nina and two tias on my moms side and occassionally a few cousins #when theyre arent being fucking insane and unhinged #idk i loved having a huge family the like going to 5 houses on christmas type #going to birthdays or weddings and seeing everyone taking at least 45 mins to say bye to everyone #and now its gone and i wont ever get it back #and its by no fault of my own cause i was literally 11 and every adult decided i was gonna pay the price too #like i think abt when i get married its not gonna be what i thought itd be or when i get my first movie in theatres #im not gonna have the major family celebration ill have all my friends which im so greafull for #but its not the same yaknow #and id love to have that relatiomship with my family again but like where do u start when its been over 10+ years #like they remember 11 year old me if they remember me #and thats part of the problem #like on my moms side specifically i have some family who acts like theyve never met me before when i used to see them every weekend #and it was a major failing on my part as an 11 year old for not keeping in touch even tho we did my mom calls everyone and she tried #but people didnt want to return it #and as for my dads side its the same and if it was a moral failing for me as an 11 yr old to not reach out and they didnt like my mom much #my grandma fucking loved her but the rest of the family didnt and like i lived w my mom and was fucking 11 i couldnt go anhwhere by myself #and i didnt like not being places without a parent and i hated sleepovers i refused and they took it so personal #and they stopped talking to my dad and bad mouthed him and still do nd ill never allow that around me my dad isnt perfect but hes a good man

[rubys-domain]

i'm a little upset because i spent all day grinding for primos and didn't get a single chong const on either of my accounts. i got a fourth lion fang and the bell of all things. literally why

#⇢₊˚⊹ 🩷∥ruby∥yo，ide yo !! #seriously i don't need so many copies of the lion fang #if ur gonna be a 4 star weapon at least be sac frag or smth #now i'm thinking that i should just give up on pulling for consts on main #im probably already at soft pity and i already feel like if i get yoimiya i won't be able to get kazuha at the rate that i'm grinding primo #so i guess my son will have to stay at c2 for... a while... /sigh/ #i haven't gotten a single chong const from standard so limited banners like this are my only chance to get chong consts #besides waiting for the next lantern rite #i'm still good to keep pulling on the alt tho #the banner ends in a few days and i highly doubt i'll ruin my pity within that time #at the current rate i'm earning primos anyway #besides kazuha isn't a MUST must pull for the alt right now #i can always get him in a future rerun #and my goal is to be able to solo every single boss with pyro chong #i wonder if i should switch gears and pull on the yae side this time tho #i obviously don't have cyno on the alt and i'm really unsatisfied with the electro characters i do have #but i won't be all that disappointed if i don't get her. just if i do end up with another early 5 star #might as well get a new character #also mona really got me through yae's raiden shogun training. i-frames and all that shit my feeble mind cannot comprehend #i didn't have an alternate sprinter when i did that on main (still dont rip) so it was PAINFUL #mona to dodge attacks，yoimiya to quickly destroy the exploding electro thingies at the end #why is the training so much harder than the actual shogun weekly boss lol

[fridayiminlovemp3]

“so girl math is when you preload ur starbucks app so then all the drinks are free!” “hey girlies! so today i’m gonna explain the war on drugs for the girls✨ basically nixon is like regina george and” “when you have a boyfriend so now you’re a passenger princess in your own car lolll” “for my girl dinner im going to have 3 crackers a rice cake and a handful of almonds” “omg i just found the perfect push up bra for my neurospicy girlies” “i just returned these leggings and i got money into my account! so i’m using girl math to trick myself into thinking i made money!” “day in my life as a stay at home girlfriend i wake up at 5 am and make jakey boo his breakfast, he’s super upsety rn so i’m gonna make him a mickey mouse pancake” “i miss the days when women weren’t allowed to go to school😭😭 math is sooo hard i wish i didn’t have rights” “i just found the perfect lazy girl job for all of my girlies who don’t wanna work and just want to wear cute outfits and shop online in the office” “hi guys so here’s my 200 dollar y2k bimbo barbie core shein haul” “so this is my super cute subway shirt!! i wear a big shirt so that i don’t look like a slut on the train and get assaulted! because everyone knows that you only get raped if you’re wearing a short dress” “hi watertok! today i’m gonna be making my zero calorie shirley temple water recipe” “what i made my 5 kids for breakfast as a single 23 year old boy mom” “i dropped out of grade 11 because my boyfriend broke up with me and i wanted to get back at him by ruining my life” “hi girlies here’s the perfect shirt to wear at the bar if you want men to buy free drinks for you! don’t worry these drinks are actually free and they expect nothing back from you in return!!” “hi guys so i’m gonna be selling my pink car and buying a black one instead because if you have a girly looking car people are gonna know your a girl and you’re gonna get sex trafficked” “i’m just a 29 year old teenage girl!” “yeah my boyfriend doesn’t know how to wash dishes but at least i have a man🤣🤣 i’d rather die then be single!!!! i’m so happy i get to raise my boyfriend like he’s my son” “when your parents are mad at you for hitting a lamp post and ruining your car but you’re literally just a girl!” “here’s 5 simple trips to attract a high value man” “why i spend 10k on preventive botox as a 21 year old! story time!”

#terfs don’t touch

[ilwonuu]

sweet thing. bangchans part | here.

*°:⋆ₓₒ han jisung

🀥 request- Han is the horniest man alive istg. He'd also be a major munch and a ton of people see him as submissive but no no no. He'd be all cute and sweet but it's an illusion bc he'd be so aggressive as he ruined you, bred you, etc. His stamina is in another league bc he'd have you crying after cumming on his face multiple times and his dick. Overstimulation to the max and he'd tease you sweetly, bully you in the sweetest voice. Choking kink for sure, his hands are so pretty and decorated with rings as he chokes you. he's messy and he loves sex to be as messy as possible. Spit, tears, make you squirt, etc.

🀥 paring- meandom!han x subfem!reader

🀥 warnings-smut with no plot.., meanishdom!han, breeding kink, choking kink, unprotected sex(of course), creampie, lots of dirty talk, messy sex, teasing, degrading? (kinda not really), choking kink, lmk what else

🀥 a/n- thank u for your request!!! thank u guys so much for 400 followers!! more fics soon!! happy hoeing i love u all<3 hope u enjoyed!!!

mdni 18+ smut under the cut

your boyfriend wanted nothing more than to ruin you. have you so gone on the feeling of his tongue. your sweet boyfriend changing mood rather quickly.

you couldn’t complain tho. making you cum on his tongue until you are shaking for him. he loves when you fall apart like this. “taste so good baby. you ready for my cock?” you nod whining for him pathetically.

he just laughs a little pulling his shorts down to let his cock out. you quickly tug on his shirt wanting that to come off of him aswell. he just smirks pulling it over his head.

tossing it somewhere in the room. you moan in response to see his toned chest. “you’re so wet baby but doesn’t hurt to get you wetter don’t you think sweet thing?”

his teasing tone making you more needy by the second. you feel him rub his dick up and down your folds a bit before spitting directly on your pussy. rubbing it in with his dick. “yea look at that baby? so wet for me. want me to fuck your pretty pussy now?”

he teases you some more. you nod at him. tears falling slowly down ur eyes. “can’t fucking wait anymore.” you cry for him. “okay sweet girl. ill give you what you want.” you sigh in relief feeling him run his dick up your slit again. slowly pushing into you entrance suddenly.

he catches you off guard as he starts to fuck you hard and deep against the mattress. pulling moans out of your mouth. “fuck. you like when i fuck you like my slut huh?” you shamelessly nodding at his words.

“gonna fuck my cum so deep into you. that’s what you want huh? for me to breed you like my slut huh?” his smirk only getting bigger as he feels you clench around him. “can’t answer me baby?” he questions grabbing your face to look at him.

“y-yes hannie l-love it please don’t s-stop.” he just gives you another innocent smile. like his dick isn’t fucking you so beyond good. his hand snaking your body to wrap around your neck. he applies a little bit of pressure. your body responds quickly. “you like this huh? so close sweet girl. gonna fill your pussy so fucking good.”

your whines are beyond desperate for you boyfriend. “h-hannie im cumming oh-“ his grip against your neck tightening causing you to cum hard on his dick. “such a sweet sight baby. you wanted this all day huh? dirty girl. love it when i fuck you like this huh?”

his hips still drilling into you as he is close to cumming. “gonna- fuck gonna fuck my cum deep into you. i want you to feel me. my sweet girl wants it so bad huh? you’re fucking soaking my dick baby.” a deep chuckle coming from your boyfriend.

“you like that baby? you fucking clenching on dick so tight.” his words too embarrassing to listen to. but it made you wetter than before.

“dirty girl. you hear yourself? so fucking wet- ah shit just- i’m cumming baby.” he cuts himself off. his thick cum coating your walls. “fuuck- don’t let a single drop fall out of you. so messy all for me. love fucking you full of my cum.” his hips slowing down as he still fucks into you. “you want another load huh dirty girl?”

you nod convincing him ever so quickly. fucking you dumb all night until all you can remember is han, han, han, he is all you can think of.

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[rafeysdoll]

im the prev anon !! i recently had a stressful n overwhelming day, how do u think rafe would help u relax n feel better ?? (°.◜ᯅ◝°)°｡

could be fluffy or spicy hehe also ur writing is sososo lovely i luv how u write ur dialogues !

oh :(( i’m so sorry i hope u feel better. and thank you so much for your support lovely!! makes me feel real happy. i hope u like this blurb <3 i would love to hear more of ur requests

“it’s alright, just let it out.” rafe whispers in your ear, kissing your temple. “gonna be okay, ‘m right here baby.” he reassures, big hands wrapped around your waist. “just.. just can’t do it, i.. im stressed!” you cry, big globs of tears ruining your blush and mascara. “‘nd i’m tired, hate it so much.” you sniffle, watery snot wanting to drip down.

the pretty eyes he loved so much stare at him pitifully, seeking guidance. “i know baby, daddy knows. had such a hard day, didn’t you?” he sympathizes.

it was rare— but he really could be nice when he wanted to be.

you whimper, taking in a deep breath. “i don’t know what to do.” you mewl, bottom lip wobbling.

“and- and you don’t have to, alright? gonna take care of you, don’t gotta worry about anything. ‘m here for you.” he promises, locking both your lips together in a kiss.

and he does keep his promise ultimately, making sure your brain gets some ease from all the things that drain you— taking care of you the best way he knows how.

“feel better already don’t you baby?” he prompts through gritted teeth, your body practically melting underneath him. legs pryed open— each on either side of his waist, reaching all the spots he knows will relax you. once glossy eyes now rolling back as you moan and whine. “yes, so much better daddy.”

he makes sure that the only thing you remember about your stressful day is you creaming all over his cock.

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[sanjisboyfie]

one piece smau: dating zoro edition

- slight nsfw images + wording , very slight

- male reader !!

liked by freeluffy, SUPERCOLA, and 10k others

rzs.[name]: muah smooch kiss 😚

tagged: [name]s_hubby

[name]s_hubby: i love u pretty boy

-> rzs.[name]: come home imy

-> [name]s_hubby: im gettin ur stupid biggie bag wait a second

dni_nami: STOP BEING HAPPY ON MY TL ‼️‼️‼️ I DIDNT ASK FOR TS esp from u two

-> rzs.[name]: btw nami i jus venmoed u for the snacks u bought for us at the movies

-> dni_nami: i wish u both nothing but happiness 🫶🏼 love u botthhhh

uso_pp: damn why he eatin u ... [name] u good??

-> [name]s_hubby: pls stfu u touch deprived idiot

liked by purrrona, rzs.[name], and 11k others

[name]s_hubby: why r ppl spelling gym "jim" that shit sound stupid as fuck

tagged: rzs.[name]

rzs.[name]: my favorite pillow <333

rzs.[name]: guys do u see how he tagged me :))) its cuz hes my boyfriend

rzs.[name]: pls tell me ur single plsplsplsplsplsplsplsplspl

-> [name]s_hubby: i almost blocked u bc i thought u were a rando

-> uso_pp: smths tellin me this isnt the right answer ???

-> [name]s_hubby: mb i mean, yes i do have a boyfriend and am happily married to him

freeluffy: ZORO i beat ur pr 😈😈

-> [name]s_hubby: mf i know u didnt stop lying

princesanji: vomitted in my mouth xoxo

-> [name]s_hubby: the jealousy from this comment is crazy

liked by [name]s_hubby, princesanji, and 10k others

rzs.[name]: HES SOOOOO HOTTTT I MIGHT JUST START DROOLING

tagged: [name]s_hubby

[name]s_hubby: please do not start drooling i might break up w u

-> rzs.[name]: u practically started crying when i told u i had to leave the bed to go to school , i cant even jmagine if i broke up w you

-> uso_pp: his ass is not built to survive without u [name] pls dont break up w him for the sake of everyone else

randomgirl: happy for u ig ...

-> [name]s_hubby: im gonna block u from [name]s phone cuz hes too nice to do it himself foh w ur bullshit

[liked by dni_nami, robinkills, and 100 others]

johnnybro: BIG BRO ZORO GOT THE CUTEST BOYFRIEND EVER

-> rzs.[name]: JOHNNNNYY zoro says he misses u

-> [name]s_hubby: i didnt but good to hear from u johnny and yes my bf is the cutest

liked by rzs.[name], [name]s_hubby, and 9k others

SUPERCOLA: zoros drunk ass couldnt even stand upright and [name] had to go on over there to sober him up

tagged: rzs.[name] and [name]s_hubby

robinkills: what even got him to come back to his senses? he was so drunk

-> rzs.[name]: i told him he would have to sleep on the couch unless he got serious

[liked by dni_nami, princesanji, and 57 others]

-> dni_nami: thats all it took??? wtf 💀💀💀

freeluffy: zoro is so funny 😂😂😂 he kept bumping into poles ans apologizing to them

-> [name]s_hubby: luffy delete this comment rn u have ten minutes.

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[kunikuma]

returning customer

relationship | incubus!scara x afab!fem!reader

synopsis | after a bad day at work, you were just gonna bust a phat one and head to bed. a passing, indigo-haired incubus had other ideas. content | smut cw | mdni!!! da.cryphilia, unprotected sex, creampie, dirty talk, usage of sweetheart and slut, scara’s sharp nails gripped ur wrists too tight oops and now you have lil wounds, overstim, begging, blood...tasting?? a/n | consider this how y/n and incubus!scara meet. im practicing writing smut. and scara wont leave my mind 😔 btw for this, i envision y/n being very “fuck it, might as well get my shit rocked” after a shit day bc yeah me too 

incubus! scara and xiao m.list

nothing was going right today. you were late to work because of a train, you spilled your extremely overpriced coffee all over your laptop, and your performance review for the quarter was not where it should’ve been. you knew, deep in your soul, you needed to relieve some stress this evening. 

however, you did not think it would involve a very attractive and annoying demon rearranging your guts.

“hmm? why the pouty look? i could smell how wet and frustrated you were down the hall…”

the midnight-haired incubus was happily pressed firmly against your ass, clutching the hair at the back of your skull as he melded the side of your face into your nice pillow. drool was slipping out of your parted lips as he continued to assault the spongy spot deep within you. the way he rolled his hips was perfect and you would’ve hated to admit that. the unnamed demon behind you was just on his way out of another person’s home in your apartment complex as he had just finished… feeding. but he couldn’t help but smell such a strong, lewd, frustration in the air as he passed your door. 

he was not above accepting dessert.

“s-shut the fu—!” you suddenly whined when he reeled back, only to bottom out to silence you, pressing his other hand harshly onto your shoulder, as if challenging you to finish your bark. his sharp black nails that were pressing into your shoulder were definitely going to leave some marks. “i-i didn’t ask for a disgusting demon to—”

when he draws his hips back, he slowed his pace this time, only slowly rocking back and forth as he scoffed, “disgusting demon? so you do have some fight in you. how cute.” 

he traced a pointed black nail down your spine and you shivered, unsure if you liked the sensation or not. you could hear the incubus behind you hum to himself as he trailed his finger further, staring at the reddening of your skin as he traveled south. your skin was so smooth and he couldn’t help himself to create some art on the canvas before him. with the way your lamps’ warm lights lit up your skin, he'd go as far as saying you looked divine.

all the better to ruin.

his amethyst eyes narrowed with glee when he saw where the two of you were filthily connected. he especially noted how much you were dripping down your thighs. 

“let’s get this straight,” he starts, a low rumble erupting from his chest, “i could kill you right now if i really wanted to,” he trails off, finally resting his hand delicately on squishiest part of your ass. he gave it a firm squeeze and snickered when he felt your pussy obscenely twitch on his dick.

you feel his blunt hair brush against your ear as he leans over your body to whisper in a sultry tone, “but… usually my food never bites back.” 

you cringe when you felt something wet against your cheek. his tongue flicked at the pleasured tear that escaped your lashes and he sighs dreamily at the taste of your pleasure. before you could protest, he darts back, his head thrown back with a giggle, “you’ll be so fun to break! to fuck you dumb on my cock-”

you roll your eyes and grit your teeth, slamming your body back against his hips, “a-are you gonna fuck me or continue monologuing? it’s very not sexy.”

before he could give a snarky reply, you press on, craning your head as far as you could to revel in his irritation. you were really just testing your fate today, “in fact, you’re a shitty incubus. so much talk, not enough fuckin’-”

with a snarl, he slams his cock deep back into your body and you mewl. you feel one of his hands return to the base of your skull as his latches on your hair and tugs your body up, pressing your sweaty bodies together. fuck, even the rest of his body felt pleasant to the touch—

“don’t tell me how to fuck. i like to have fun with my food, sweetheart,” he growls, pistoning his hips, slamming the head of his cock against your cervix. a crazed grin erupts on his face when he hears you whine and gasp at his harsh treatment; he feels you try to angle your hips to get him to fuck you just how you need him and he tuts with disapproval. the hand that roughly grabbed your hair a second before shifts to paw at your right breast, giving it a massage in his hand. you let out a guttural moan in response when you feel him pinch and tug at your pebbled nipple, your eyes starting to blur with the tears threatening to fall.

“-so go-od, ngh!” you whimper, his deep, plunging thrusts breaking up your voice into stuttered moans.

“oh? now i’m doing well?” he laughs, releasing your breast and moving down to your hip. his hand eventually reaches a few centimeters above your clit, drumming on your skin. the demon nips at your ear with his sharpened fang, “i can make you feel so much better if you just beg for it.”

your head lolls backward to languidly glare at him. as he continues his decent pace, your eyes steadily glaze over. you mutter out yes, yes yes-

“c’mon, need to hear you beg for me, sweetheart,” he croons, slowing his pace again, “use my name. say scaramouche,” he coos, loving the fucked out face you were making. you whine in frustration, blinking away tears. his eyes dart to the crystalline sparkles and he licks his lips. from the corner of your eye, you see his mouth moving, clearly speaking to you, but the increased ringing in your head drowned out any sound.

suddenly, he slams his hips hard against you, his cockhead kissing your cervix. the loud sound of his hips slamming against your ass knocked you back into orbit as you cry out. his cackled laughter brings you back—

“h-hah, nevermind! i can see i fucked you dumb already!” he says with glee, increasing his pace. “let me reward you.”

with your breasts freely jiggling from his pace, he grabs both of your wrists to prop you up. your knees were still sorely planted firmly on the bed as he held your arms back for leverage. if you were all there in the head, you would’ve cracked a joke about how pornographic this all was. and you would’ve complained about this awkward version of doggy style—

the sound of his rough pace and your drenched core caused the filthiest of noises. but you could finally hear inklings of his own unsteady breathing, smothered by your own loud cries. god, he looked beautiful but his sounds? 

addicting. 

you strained to hear more of him.

suddenly, you felt pressure right on your clit and you clenched hard on his cock.

“w-what is that?” you gasp, shivering as you felt something firm rub against your swollen nub. he already had his hands wrapped around your wrists... whatever it was, it traveled in small circular motions, shifting from messy orbits on your swollen nub to firm flicks and you whimpered. fuck, you were getting so close—

a stuttered laugh erupted from behind you, “my tail, sweetheart. it’s not just for show.” he groans, his usual smug tone slipping, hinting at how absolutely fuckin’ wrecked the demon felt from the way your pussy gripped him. he grits his teeth as he felt your walls clamp so tightly on his cock the more he massaged your clit with his tail’s rounded tip. 

he would never admit this, but you were the most interesting feast he’s ever had the pleasure to devour. the way your tears glistened as you cried out every time his cock bullied his way deep inside was to die for. but the way you fought back earlier back made something twitch deep in his chest. 

but that’s something to think about later.

you let out a garbled moan as your thighs attempted to slam shut, “scara— i’m gon’ c-cum—!” you wailed, and scaramouche only laughed with glee as he fucked you closer and closer off the edge. the way you cried out the shortened form of his name made his cock swell. his hips roughly slammed against your ass as he tightened his grip on your wrists, not caring about your whines of protest as his nails pierced through your skin. he panted wildly as he continued his assault on your pussy, chasing his own release. all he could see in front of him was your arched back, the creamy ring clinging around his cock—

a slurred plea caught his attention.

“r-repeat that,” he demanded, slowing down to give you a few brain cells back.

“-fill me… c-cum in me. puh-leasee-”

with a final, almost haunting laugh, he hangs his head low and wildly thrusts, finally angling his hips to bully your g-spot. the squelches from your hole and cries of pleasure clouded his head like a drug, “m-my, my! what a little slut i’ve found myself,” he nearly whined at you, losing himself a little as his teasing tone cracked even further. hell, he truly was losing himself in you. you felt that fuckin’ good wrapped around his cock. the grazed grin on his face never faltered.

the next few seconds were like a blur to you. the skyrocketing pleasure from his cock bullying your sweet cunt and the perfectly repeated flicks from his tail on your clit sent you straight to your orgasm. white flashed before your eyes and you cried out, your hands flexing open and closed, desperately looking for something to ground you as you felt blood rush to your ears. your juices dripped from your sopping cunt, splashing onto his thighs and soiling the sheets. he moans at the feeling and then hisses as you thrash in his hold from the overstimulation.

“y-yes, fuckin’ cum on my cock—!” he gasps, burrowing his cock home for a final time, finally filling you deep inside like you begged. he groaned loudly as he shuddered, feeling his cum coat your soaked core’s walls. he drops your arms and you collapse forward, flopping onto your drool-stained pillows. as he pants, his body slowly sags forward, caging you under him. he presses his forehead against your upper back, his tail rested limply on his bed, twitching every so often. his bangs stuck to his forehead. whenever he breathed in, he could smell the evidence of your shared sin settling deep into your room and he felt a burst of pride erupt in his chest.

eventually, scaramouche straights out as he slides out of your cunt, grinning when he sees his hot essence leak out of you. he gathers your combined fluids on a finger and examines it closely. when he darts his eyes at your fucked-out form, he snorts when he sees you unconscious and twitching, but still breathing. he gives your butt a lil pat as he idly notes the little wounds he inflicted on your wrists. 

scaramouche licks his soiled fingers clean from cum and your blood and hums to no one but himself. 

“mm, dessert was pretty good today.” 

as he hops off of your messy bed, he stretches with a contented and refreshed sigh, his black tail happily flicking around.

when you woke up the next morning feeling sore and disgusting, but oddly mentally refreshed, you found bandaids shittily adhered to your wrists and an oddly well-penned note on your nightstand.

‘consider me a returning customer - scaramouche ♡’

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