#im going to spontaneously combust

[canonically-a-genloser]

shaking and pacing i told ollie about some ideas of the art of darkness showfall employees musical thing but AUGH

#the choreography is so cool in my brain but i cant like verbally explain it #henrik and randy have no business being this badass /silly but #genuinely their parts are so cool nrhfrhfhrh #im going to spontaneously combust

[yourlocallygrowngay]

Yesterday I sent a mail to an adhd centre to ask for info and I've been in cold sweat since then

#if they dont answer #or if they tell me i have to call #im going to spontaneously combust

[disasterwriter]

One hour till MCR:))))))

#im going to spontaneously combust

[philocalistwrites]

I'm going fucking feral

#lisa ann walter #melissa schemmenti #abbott elementary #im going to go feral #im not even joking #SHE LOOKS SO GOOD #BETWEEN HER AND HANNAH WADDINGHAM I AM GOING TO GO INSANE #THE HAIR #THE DRESS #THE GLOVES #In love #actually #i will literally melt #or spontaneously combust #or both #probably both #golden globes #women

[p4nishers]

ok but imagine nandor kinda insulting guillermo like he usually does, meaning it as a joke and laughing at it bc he finds himself funny and guillermo doesn't get angry, he doesn't look at the camera long–sufferingly, he doesn't look at the camera at all. instead he just looks at nandor sadly, simply staring at him with his lips tipped down then just walks past him calmly. and he doesn't ignore nandor after or anything, but his disappointment is obvious and nandor frantically realizes that. oh. he's losing him.

im so very normal about this

#and THEN comes freddie #yeah wouldn't survive that actually i might just spontaneously combust when freddie appears on the screen #NO BUT HOW IS GUILLERMO GONNA INTRODUCE HIM??? IS HE GONNA FULLY GO 'THIS IS MY BF' LOOKING VERY POINTEDLY AWAY FROM NANDOR?? #OR IS HE GONNA LOOK AT NANDOR DARING HIM TO REACT??? #IS HE EVEN GONNA ADMIT HE HAS A BF??? #DO NANDOR AND FREDDIE EVEN MET???? #WILL NANDOR EVEN KNOW ABOUT HIM??? WILL GUILLERMO ASK NADJA AND LASZLO TO NOT TELL HIM???? #IS HE GONNA BE PROUD??? SHEEPISH??? ANGRY?? NERVOUS?? HAPPY?? SCARED?????????? #i cant do this im so stressed for the next ep u dont get it this show never once let me down but im so scared it's not gonna live up to my #expectations #nandermo #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #what we do in the shadows #wwdits s4 spoilers #wwdits

[camels-pen]

consider sanuso bodyswap where Sanji is of course "admiring" Usopp's body and Usopp is trying desperately to keep himself from getting worked up so that he doesn't light himself on fire.

Luffy and Chopper are not helping. They are in fact doing the opposite of helping. They've ramped up their pranks and are doing anything possible to get Usopp angry so that he combusts, freaks out, and then dives into the ocean to put himself out. They think it's hilarious.

Nami and Brook are Also not helping, since they're conspiring with Sanji to put on a fashion show with Usopp's body. Sanji called it "not wasting a precious opportunity to get him in something other than overalls". Usopp called it mutiny and he was gonna- dive into the ocean, holy fuck Sanji why is it so easy to catch fire?!

Best part about this is that Sanji assured him, several times, that his body doesn't get hurt by catching fire. Usopp still jumps into the ocean every time.

Robin pipes up at one point, asking if Sanji was immune to just his own flames or all flames. Sanji just kind of shrugs and said it depends. Franky, having just been leisurely watching all of this gets an idea. Would his Franky Fireball hurt Sanji's body or just give him more fire to work with?

He tries to coax Usopp into agreeing to test it out and, somehow, he manages it. Albeit, Usopp is all knocking knees and chattering teeth, a very odd sight from 'Sanji'. As part of the deal though, he can only shoot a fireball the size of his hand.

Usopp meant his small hand. The one Franky used for tinkering and fine detail work. He did not, however, clarify this.

So, when a fireball the size of Franky's big hand comes out, well. Usopp runs for his goddamn life.

It takes him a few moments- and the voices of his friends sounding distant and below him- to realize he hadn't, in fact, run to the men's quarters, but rather into the fucking sky.

And oooooh, boy he is gonna kill Sanji one of these days. Why was his body's first fucking instinct when running to go up, what the actual HELL-

Usopp lit himself on fire again.

He curses out Sanji as his Sky Walk fails in the same moment and he plummets towards the deck.

#one piece #sanuso #nemotime #usopp the first time he lights himself on fire: WHAT THE FUCK WHAY THE FUCK WHAT THE HELL OH GOD OH F- #oh ndvdggdvdv okay listen. listen. omagine Zoro's been asleep this whole time. and he misses the memo that there was a bodyswap. #and he wakes up to 'Sanji' kicking him abd immediately goes into fight mode... and then is really fucking spooked #bc 'Sanji' is blubbering about Zoro going to kill him and that he couldnt die this young and Zoro's just. Still as a statue. #Literally cannot compute. #and then 'Usopp' comes up to him. threatening him and calling him names the way he was expecting from 'Sanji' #Brook: oh dear he mustve slept through all the commotion. Zoro-san! Usopp and-! #Nami covering Brook's mouth: No wait i smell a money making opportunity #shes gonna con him. idk how or with what yet but shes definitely gonna con him #hes gonna be sooo pissed when he finds out she conned him but his usual outlet for physical violence is currently indisposed so. lol. lmao. #i like making zoro suffer idk why its just funny #wait wai what if Usopp didnt trip on him what if when he plummets to the deck he lands on Zoro lmfao #also Franky's standing there like 'Why did you dodge it?!' and Usopp is right back to trying not to light himself on fire again lol #oh n Jinbei gets roped into the fashion show stuff #where he incurs 'newbie's first debt to Nami' #damn now im thinking about him slightly concerned about all this spontaneous combustion and then Robin saying something to make it worse lol #ANYWAY MORE IMPORTANTLY the real tragedy of this post is that because Usopp's constantly worried about Combusting #it never really sinks in how blatantly Sanji is checking out his body + enjoying doing that fashion show #and because of Sanji 'enjoying the view' he never notices the brief moments where Usopp quietly does the same #before being interrupted by Luffy and Chopper coming out of nowhere wanting to roast marshmallows on Usopp's leg #okay im done were done im good its bed time gnight gmorning gday to all

[goldiipond]

graduated 2 years late but who caares im FREEE i can do wjatever i want. i can do anything. i am going to draw my little characters

#skye's ramblings #such a massive weight off my shoulders oogh im gonna cry. its over the plague was simply a temporary setback. fuck the plague. i win #this on top of recent health bullshit has taken a lot out of me n im already feeling better than i have in a while. FUUCK iwant to CREATE!! #idk if im going to pursue college at all (was at college but it was like. a credit recovery program thing. because am special <3 #i just want to focus on my art maan its all ive ever wanted. if i step foot into another school i will simply spontaneously combust <3 #still processing my emotions but just imagine me yelling really big. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKK YEAHHH. YEAH

[tomfrogisblue]

Guys we can't let Alex Quackity keep getting away with this

#if jaiden and roier come on the server today im going to spontaneously combust #also cellbit is gonna make me cry again i know it #qsmp #qsmp lore #quackity #qsmp eggs

[ccbunnv]

i was rly stressed out when i was writing this lol

˖°🦇ִ ࣪𖤐 tom x fem! reader fluff

"fuck!" you shout, crumpling the piece of paper in your hands and throwing it over to the already filled trash bin. the paper ball rolls off the heap and lands onto your floor instead.

you grip your head, your hair bunching in your fists as your mind runs rampant with everything else but ideas. the only desire in your head is to rip the school work to pieces and scream until you can no longer make even the slightest bit of noise.

the door suddenly creaks open and in peeks your loving boyfriend, Tom, who had just returned from a tour in the US.

"meine schatz, are you okay?" he asks, a little bit worried from your little shout a few minutes ago.

"I don't know, I don't know anything!" you reply, shaking your head left to right in a frantic manner.

"hey hey, it's okay, liebling, come here." he shushes, walking into your room and shutting the door.

he strides over to you with open arms, inviting you for a hug. tiredly, you push your chair away and you drag your feet over to him for the hug.

you keep him close, closer than you ever had before, burying your face in his baggy hoodie. he shushes you again while stroking your head gently, "it's gonna be alright, baby."

"hmngrghnm." you could only respond.

"why don't we take a break? just for thirty minutes, okay? then we'll go back to your homework." he comforts, pulling you away slightly to smile down at you.

you nod, and you let him drag you downstairs to the living room.

he sets you down onto the couch and wraps a blanket around you, before leaving for a short while you make you some hot chocolate to soothe your overwhelmed spirits.

he returns with your cup of liquid comfort, and sits beside you. he pulls you into his arms again, keeping you against him while you try to unwind from your stressed demeanor.

"it'll be okay," he speaks softly, kissing your head, "it's just homework. who cares if you don't pass up for a day?"

you laugh a little at his words, which causes him to smile. he keeps his lips against the back of your head, his thumb rubbing your arm up and down as a way to comfort you.

"come here." he says, and you tilt your head up to kiss him. his metal lip piercing is cold to the touch, but his lips are warm.

you both pull away shortly after and continue cuddling.

thirty minutes later, you're back in your room in a calmer state, ready to tackle whatever work is left—this time, with Tom by your side.

𓆩♱𓆪

#tom kaulitz #tom kaulitz x reader #fluff #tom kaulitz fluff #tokio hotel #im actually going to spontaneously combust #im so stressed out its crazy man

[volivolition]

reading Kim's Disco Inferno and i absolutely needed to read this fic earlier than im reading it right now. this is so fucking interesting.

#chemi chats #AIRHGHGHHHHH THE SKILLS THE SKILLS I WILL SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST ABOUT THEM ARUGHGJHGKJFHF!!!!! #okay im normal. back to it #kissing voli on the forehead. my friend. this is how i imagine my life these days. voli sitting on my shoulder as i do things #echem's also there but he can't do shit except go ''hey you should get a treat today'' so he just keeps voli company. #EMPY HAS ARRIVED AND I LOVEEEE HER. CRIES AND CRIES AND CRIES AND #''Stop fucking around Esprit'' LMAO. LMAO. THANKS AUTH APPRECIATE IT. oh my fucking god this fic is so cool. this is so good. #SUGGESTION YOU SILLY FUCK GET OUT OF HEREEE!! oh thats FASCINATING!! 'I'm not... shit. I am.' THIS IS SO COOL. OH NO WAIT DON'T LEAVE VOLI? #oh of fucking COURSE ITS ECHEM. OF COURSEEE. oh hi halflit. little kiss on the head before you scamper off sweetheart #i miss voli i want voli back. voli come back please. oh there he is hi little guy!! oh echem. silly guy. i love you. this fic is so fun?!!! #oh hey!! composure. nods. ''Harry; Kim. We're Harry.'' YEAH! YAHHGKJGH!!! like i sure have my faves (empy; voli; echem) but #OUGH. MOTORICS AS A WHOLE. MY FAVORITES i love the team smiles :) oh they were all so sweet hahskj motorics have never done anything wrong #NO VOLI CAN'T COME WITH US?? WHAT'S THE POINT EVEN. STARTS CRYING. oh nvm hes with us in the glasses WE'RE ALL GOOD #this fic. is so cool. good morning lieutenant. OKAY!! DONE!! COMMENTING TIME!!! thanks for looking at my spontaneous liveblog lmao

[bioshocked-astroghost]

ONE WEEK. ONE WEEK MOTHERFUCKERS THE GAY PIRATES ARE COMING BACK

#SCREAMING AND CRYING AND THROWING UP #IVE BEEN IN FUCKING LIMBO SINCE S1 ENDED #I AM GOING. TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND A CONNIPTION AND AN ANEURISM #AND IM ALSO GOING TO SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #our flag means death #OFMD #ofmd s2

[rohirric-hunter]

Given my own experience in a data center it's also fairly likely that one of the servers just spontaneously combusted.

#that happened once #well idk if it spontaneously combusted no one was around when the fire started #but one of the trained monkeys came out and was like 'hey theres a fire out on the floor' #i was like 'huh' #so i called in backup and backup didnt want to deal with it so i had them take over my post and went on to the datacenter floor #and what do you know #there was a fire #so i called up security control and i was like 'hey theres a fire here' #and they said 'no there isnt' #and i said 'yes there is' #and they said 'well the alarms not going off' #and i said 'its broke then because im looking at a fire right now' #and they said 'no youre not' #so i hung up on them and called my supervisor and then i found a fire extinguisher and put the fire out myself #and my supervisor got to argue with security control about whether or not there was a fire #thats why he got paid the big bucks #he was a good supervisor. i did not have to wait until he arrived to put the fire out #i put the fire out and when he showed up i said 'there was a fire' and he was like 'okay' #like he just believed me. i didnt have to prove it

[ink-sans0fficial]

Guys I'm gay

#im gay as fuck #gay men #gay #gay spontaneous combustion #gayboy #im gay #im gay im gay im gay #im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay (PLEASE HELP IM. GOING INSANE) #please help #im insane #im

[pinwheel-plant]

a ben ripley for your troubles

#ss11 this year….im going 2 spontaneously combust! :] #spy school #spy book tag #my art

[mystqueerion]

At this point I'm not hyperfixated on south park I'm hyperfixated on bunny/kenjorine/mystechaos /hj

#its actually insane how bad it is i cant go 5 minutds without thinking abiut tuem #i literally feel like im going to spontaneously combust thinking about them #sp bunny #kenjorine #mystechaos #i genuinely have so much overwhelming emotion for them like i think too hard and need to stop and calm down but CANT its ? #okay apparently tumblr doesnt let me keysmash with symbols anyway theyre fukcing breaking my brain

[beneaththegildedmoon]

Update on the Medication Saga that has literally had me near-catatonic for the last ten minutes:

We returned from visiting my family on Saturday. It turns out the guy from the pharmacy *did* put in the order on the 2nd even though I said not to bother, so I cant bring my prescription to my new pharmacy and order the meds there. Presumably, the original pharmacy will at least have the medication now, even though they have not contacted me to say as much (honestly, it's usually a toss-up whether they remember or not). Of course, they are closed entirely all weekend, so I have to wait till they open again.

Phone yesterday: nobody picks up

Phone today: Same guy who originally ordered the stupid meds answers. I ask if my meds are in stock yet bc the order was put in for them on the 2nd, and I have not heard anything since. He asks me which meds and what brand?? (They've given me a different brand almost every time I've gotten my meds from them?). Then he asks if I'm talking about ordering meds? I explain that he already ordered them for me, on the 2nd. He takes my name and DoB to check the system. He says he can't order my meds for me bc I already ordered them on the 2nd, and its a 28-day prescription. I am screaming internally.

I reiterate that I haven't picked up that order and am literally phoning to ask if they have it yet so I can come pick it up. He tells me that they GET RID OF ALL UNCLAIMED PRESCRIPTION MEDICATION TWO WEEKS AFTER IT IS ORDERED. Weird policy considering it has sometimes taken them two weeks to get the stupid meds in, but whatever. I point out that it's turned two weeks since they were ordered *today*, so surely they haven't gotten rid of it yet? He says they got rid of them on the 13th because its easier to get rid of everything in one go on the Friday, so they have space for new stock arriving on Monday. The corners of my vision are going swimmy from pure rage at this point.

I ask what I'm supposed to do now? He says that I should WAIT UNTIL THE 25TH AND CALL AGAIN TO ORDER THEM SO I CAN HAVE THEM FOR NEXT MONTH. I can't even really process this so I sit in silence for long enough he has to check I'm still there. At this point I am crying. I tell him I've been out of my medication since the 3rd, which is why I phoned them last time and what am I supposed to do without them for the rest of the month?? This motherfucker *cheerfully* points out that it's ONLY ANOTHER TWO WEEKS TO THE END OF THE MONTH, SO SURELY I CAN MANAGE THAT???

I am a broken shell of a person at this point. It is all I can do to mumble something along the lines of "alright well, thank you" before hanging up and screaming out loud "what the actual FUCK?!?" and curling up into the fetal position to sob until I dissociated.

#medication saga #nobody involved in this system gives a flying fuck about patients #im so fucking exhausted from dealing with this shit #my partner asked if i mind if he calls the pharmacy to see if he can “get something sorted” #i told him to go ahead #but i cant decide if it would feel worse if they sorted it for him or not #like if all it takes for them to get their shit together is a man phoning them up on my behalf i might spontaneously combust #but at least id get my stupid meds i guess