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inf3ct3dd · 7 months

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ellie headcanons pt.3,,,!!

warnings: mentions of boobs, ass (lmao) , mild sexual content, use of the d-slur (jokingly)

content: loser!ellie x reader :3 my pookieeee

authors note: these r actually my favorite things to write ever like im so glad yall like them :333

pt. 2. taglist!!! masterlist!!!!

☆ REALLY likes beef jerky. she’ll just sit there and chew…

- her hands r just constantly freezing. like DEAD PERSON COLD ITS SCARYYYY!!! she definitely uses ur boobs as handwarmers and its JARRING because her hands are actually so cold 😞😞!!!

- HER FEET TOO!!! she has some sort of circulation issues bc you’ll be in bed together and she’ll put her feet on you and you’ll just turn into a cartoon ice cube 😕😕

- the SECOND u have some sort of drama she is seated. like she is so MESSY she will talk shit abt someone she knows absolutely nothing abt just bc u don’t like them. anyone you hate she hates 💪🏽💪🏽

- speaking of she is literally so sassy 😞😞 like she will literally full body turn away from you and look at the window while you drive if she’s mad at you.

- every time you say something even remotely sexual she’s looking at you like 🤨 and trying not to laugh. if you texted her “im coming” she’d burst out laughing and write back like “geez we’re just going to the zoo…didn’t know u were THAT excited”

- has the humor of a middle school boy. she has an actual problem w deez nuts jokes 😞😞 she thinks its SOOOO FUNNY to give u fake backshots whenever you bend over around her. fake moans and everything 💔💔

- a pharb AND a barb. she definitely knows all of super bass by heart, and she knows how to play savior complex on the guitar. duality of women!!!

- every time you say something nice to her she’s like “ew thats gay” and then she gets upset when u get upset for it 😞 so RUDE actually!!!

- really likes doing facemasks with you because you always put them on for her, and because you look really stupid with them on.

- this video. js this whole video like!!! she definitely has that dinosaur hand sanitizer AND that backpack!!

- likes rings cuz she thinks they make her look cool, but she literally cannot keep them for more than a month. they get lost SO EASILY!!!

- knows a concerning amount of things about the roman empire.

- definitely saw the barbie movie with you, and got so embarrassed at the ken guitar scene ☹️ “do i do that??” and you had to hold back laughter and tell her no

- if you have little siblings, they LOVE HER. she is so good with kids its insane. she would definitely do the griddy w ur little brother and you would NEVER let her live it down

- if you take her to a family gathering, she’s either talking with your uncles or hanging out with your younger cousins. she’s scared of your cousins your age bc they’re “cool like you”

- definitely bought you lego flowers at one point and sat on the floor and built them with you

- has those glow-in-the-dark stars on her bedroom ceiling

- would absolutely lick your salt lamp “for science”

- one time you put her hair in pigtails and she wore it the whole day, and refused to let her friends make fun of it cuz her “wife” did them

- talks about you like a 40 year old man talks about his wife. “gotta get home to the wife” definitely has “happy wife happy life!” on a tshirt

- built the two of you a house on minecraft and put your beds next to each otherrrr :((

- carved your name on her skateboard and guitar

- had an AWFUL emo phase in middle school. terrible. was absolutely an avid tumblr user

- such a nerd about vinyls. would take u on dates to her favorite vinyl store, and buy you a new vinyl player because “yours damages your vinyls, and the audio quality is shit” (you randomly bought it on amazon)

- just knows so many facts…about things…. like she’s always talking to you like “oh my god babe did you know that-“

- would get “jealous” of your pets whenever you’d pet them or hold them in front of her. just going up to your cat like “she likes me more than you”

- made herself one of those “i love my girlfriend” tshirts with your face on it

- your dad definitely loves her because they have so much in common. grilling, fishing,camping, she’s like the ultimate dad-dyke

- can fall asleep ANYWHERE. like the second she’s tired she’s just 😴😴 and she’s definitely using you as a pillow

- one time the two of you went to a family party and you found her asleep on two folded chairs

- you’re her wallpaper on all her devices.

- every time you ask her what she’s doing and she’s playing guitar shes like “just fingering my guitar”. she thinks its SOOOO HILARIOUS

- definitely says white ppl shit all the time on accident . one time she said “lets rock and roll” when you two were going somewhere and she literally didn’t talk for 5 minutes cuz you could not stop laughing

- LOVES burts bees !!! her lips always taste like their strawberry chapstick and its wonderful

- has a pair of lightning mcqueen crocs

- LOVESSSS when you paint her nails and do her makeup (she just likes you sitting on her lap)

- definitely one of those girls thats like. obsessed w doctor pepper. its a serious problem 😞😞!!!

- has a little shoe box full of receipts, polaroids of you, and little souvenirs from your dates. :((

- literally melts when you scratch her back

- very into horror games/analog horror. definitely binge watched markipliers “faith” gameplay and talked about it nonstop

- miles morales is def her fave superhero. has so many of his comics and LOVES the spiderverse movies. calls you her gwen 😞😞

taglist!!! if ur name is crossed i cant tag u :((

@syrenada @dinaissoprettyoml @kingofmylastkiss @as2rid @greencacty @melissabarrerass @bratydoll @lov3lylotus @forelliesposts @echostinn @f3r4lfr0gg3r @r3wbeef @leatheredhearts @mousymaven @mina-281 @princessguardian444 @calystas-morning-tea @horror-whoree @slutshies @bearieio @mag-mfm @bubs-world @paran0id0blivi0n @sawaagyapong @bbygrlshelbs @gayh0rr0r @pl9ys @ellieslilslvvt @dollietes @elliesmellsbadd @ibloom4u @ddreabea @beestar120 @brunettedolls-blog @girlwonderchloe @elliesgflol @maris-koffin @emonopolyman @iloveeyousblog @fr3sh-tragedies @ilovaffles @certifedcrybunny @elleatethat @baldph0bic @clouded-whispers @4rt3m1ss @saggykneecaps @swtsuna @ell1esslutt @minixmel @yuyans-stuff @owmoiralover @thecowardwrites @lunascerebro @elliestrwbrry @iwantsoda @teeveegirl @dinasmoon @urnewghostfriend

#ellie williams x reader #loser!ellie #ellie x reader #ellie x y/n #ellie x you #ellie williams x you #ellie williams headcanons #ellie williams fanfic #ellie tlou #ellie the last of us #tlou2 #tlou fanfiction #tlou x reader #lesbian #wlw

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love-strawberry · 2 years

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bitch, you're my soulmate

summary : in which they take the next step and break the internet.

pairing : ben barnes x reader

warnings : language

author's note : hiiiiiiiiii is was requested by the lovely @mrs-brekker15 and is kinda inspired for one of my harry styles social media fic but enjoy !!!

tagged : @mrs-brekker15

part i

part iii

part iv

masterlist

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liked by tchalamet, freddycarter1, andrewgarfield and 3,782,728 others

y/n_ the cakes my dEaR fRiEnDs and bOyFrIeNd got me for my birthday

tagged benbarnes tchalamet kittheyounger

84,828 comments

username LMAO PLS-

username IM ROLLING HAHAHAH

benbarnes but you said you liked them

-> y/n_ stfu you're the one behind 'go to therapy'

username I WANT FRIENDS LIKE THESE

kittheyounger please sis just appreciate the effort

username AUSIFKSKZJXKSK

jessie_mei_li dw baby, i'm omw with a beautiful cake for you

-> y/n_ i love you

-> y/n_ benbarnes we're done

username DEEZ NUTS IM EVAPORATING

lbardugo drop those idiots, come over in the evening, i'll bake my famous cookies

-> y/n_ mom, i love you

aarontjohnson thank god you're not in london, you wouldn't have liked the cake i would've gotten you

username it's my mom's birthday !!!!

freddycarter1 please don't murder them, we need them for the upcoming seasons

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liked by y/n_, amitasuman_, archierenaux3 and 3,57,829 others

benbarnes the first thing i saw when i woke up today and my reaction to it, thank you for both the cake and the picture darling

tagged y/n_

79,628 comments

username the pettiness

username i love her

freddycarter1 be glad she didn't poison you

lbardugo you deserved it

y/n_ you're welcome love, i've got a few more choice words i'd like to say that couldn't fit into in the cake

-> benbarnes i'm good, thanks!

username i love their relationship

username this is so chaotic

jessie_mei_li hahahah- stfu you deserved this, puta

andrewgarfield I TOLD YOU GIVING HER THOSE CAKES WASN'T GONNA GO OVER WELL BUT NOOOO YOU DIDN'T LISTEN

-> benbarnes calm down, we'll be fine, i think

username ben being scared of y/n is so funny

username i can't-

username this looks like something aurelia and sirius would do

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liked by benbarnes, daniellegalligan_, jessie_mei_li and 3,97,628 others

y/n_ the most unexpected way he could've proposed, but i wouldn't change it for the world. ben, i love you, so much, even if you're a little shit. there's no one else i'd rather spend my entire life fighting and arguing with over silly things. i love you <3 you make me the happiest

tagged benbarnes

89,828 comments

username IM SORRY BUT WHAT?

username AHHHHHHSHKDKWJAKDKXKXKSKSK

jessie_mei_li OMG IM SO HAPPY CALL ME!!!!!

freddycarter1 CONGRATULATIONS YOU GUYS 🤍

kittheyounger AHHH IM SO PROUD OF YOU BENNY BOY

andrewgarfield was the cake REALLY necessary but IM SO HAPPY AARON AND I ARE ON OUR WAY

username THE WAY THEY KEEP BREAKING THE INTERNET

username they deserve eachother, i'm so happy for both of them<3

zendaya IM SOBBING I LOVE YOU

username THIS IS SO AMAZING DHIDIDKDKKS

aarontjohnson I HELPED HIM PICK THE RING 💍

username we'll be getting the marauders reunion in their wedding

username SO EXCITED

tchalamet why did you say yes?

-> y/n_ because he got down on on knee and asked nicely

-> tchalamet you didn't have to say yes

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liked by y/n_, tchalamet, freddycarter1 and 3,69,827 others

benbarnes i know i proposed in a very unexpected way but it doesn't change the fact that you're my everything. i love you and can't wait to spend forever with you <3

tagged y/n_

78,729 comments

username true love right here people

username IM SO HAPPY FUR THWM

jessie_mei_li so much love for both of you !!!!!

calagan.skogman congratulations guys!! love you both

username why can't i have this?

tchalamet congrats ig jk, IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU !!!

danedehaan sending so much love <3

username sobbing

username guess i don't have a chance with y/n after all

y/n_ i wouldn't have it any other way, i love you <3

-> benbarnes i love you more <3

username so cute!!!

kittheyounger just wait till im in london, im throwing you guys the best part ever

aarontjohnson please y/n_ think twice before marrying this twat

-> andrewgarfield what aaron said

-> benbarnes stop trying to break my engagement please

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