#im fucking hilarious

[freddos616]

jordan and marie are about to make out

jordan becomes a boy

either way, gay as fuck

#i mean that affectionatley #jordan li #marie moreau #jorie morli #im fucking hilarious #gen v #gen v spoilers #i just wanna see the girlies kiss okay #all we need now is andre/luke/cate throuple confirmed and this show will be s tier

[mammoneythegreat]

took me way too long to make this lmafo

#im fucking hilarious #voltron #klance #vld keith #vld lance #keith kogane #lance mcclain

[misplacedgamer]

Looks like chapter 357 shows that Enji Todoroki will always fail at his…Endeavors

#bnha 357 #bnha #mha #bnha spoilers #mha spoilers #enji todoroki #mha endeavor #im fucking hilarious #LAUGH!!!

[themightycheesecake]

Jumping on the trend

#blue lock #blue lock manga #michael kaiser #blue lock anime #i think im soooooo funny #im fucking hilarious #i hate and love him #i hope he dies #but i also hope he becomes a better person #ue ue ue

[bcdluckstumblcd]

Me: okay I got a solid plan and shit together, I can start writing regularly again

Life w/ "my" plan:

#im fucking HILARIOUS #i should get some finished replies out today but they tryna repo my car so I gotta #handle that #🎭|| photoshop handsome {ooc}

[elliesmistress]

what's your funniest high story?

Uhhhhhh, not funny but looking back it it's fucking hilarious.

I was going about my normal day and decided to annoy my dealer with getting tabs (LSD) I brought them, went home and was meant to go to a party the next day. My friends told me not to take it because I'd probably kill myself (I didn't fyi), got home texted my mate that I was gonna do it, he told me take quarter coz it was my first time having acid. I took quarter fucking sucked that shit dry and swallowed.

After 1 hour didn't feel shit so I took another quarter after 10 mins didn't feel shit so went fuck it and took the whole thing-

After maybe 5-10 mins I called my dad and it really started hitting, I thought I had a dick and started stroking the air like a little bitch for at least 20 mins (I am a little bitch fucking sue me and sadly I didn't come 🫡), everything started to move and look weird, think I hung up on my dad at that point. I then proceeded to have a panic attack for 5 hours (I just had a deju vu moment guys sorry), I paced around my room for about an hour, breaking my fan, multiple plates, lecturing myself why not to do LSD and probably my mental health- I called my sister and she told me her dog went paralyzed in the back legs and I laughed my ass off and told her I consumed too many red bulls (I was about to die) refused to pee for probably 6 hours if that (I had taken it at 7-8pm at night) I then texted my guy friend and told him random shit coz I was freaking out THEN I called my bsf who literally said "I'm going on a. Little trip, not like you tho" and it made it worse, she then started playing rick and Morty in the background which I could "see" I then hung up on her got a text from my Mom saying "go to sleep" by this point I was gonna jump off a fucking building , I then went to my dog and proceeded to cry for at least 20 minutes while she was asleep, I also texted my bsf and continued to text her before she had to go to work at 2am (she's American so like maybe 7-8am her time) I was panicking and being rude but that's fucking besides the point I was fucking hilarious (I was literally shaking and my muscles were contracting) . Texted my friend at 6-7am when she woke up happy birthday and that I was still going to her party~

Had to walk to the bus coz I wasn't sober enough to fucking drive, got onto the bus and to the ferry, god decided that day he was gonna make me cum on a boat (I didn't actually DW it was just the movements) I also almost punched this kid on the face coz he wouldn't stfu and I was angry, got to the party I then proceeded to drink alcohol until I was 6 shots in and had redbull and vodka. I got another bad trip and by this point I hadn't slept for 20 hours so I called my sister and begged her to come pick me up, then uh yeah I went to sleep and it felt like my body was falling through the mattress (don't recommend)

Don't do drugs

#dont do drugs kids #dont do it #im funny #i need a mental ward #lsd #im fucking hilarious

[transmascnaotoshirogane]

all hail the glow cloud

#the rainbow twinks #rainbow ramblings #toy + than #im fucking HILARIOUS #wtnv #the glow cloud

[i-eated-paint]

godzilla took a bite out of optimus prime? more like gyattzilla took a bite out of optimus shit

Haha gottem

#im fucking hilarious #almanac 2009 is so good listen to it #the paint man says his bullshit #lemon demon #the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

[honeyxmonkey]

From chapter 27 of LnW!

Aarrrgghh took a long sniff, a pleasant smile etching his face. "Hmmmm smells good."

Jamie gave the troll a glare and swat him away. "Can you not?"

"Half-bloods... smell like cats."

Jamie scowled, shooting a look to Laura. "Can't you make the tunnel any wider? Do we have to be so cramped together?"

Laura paused, looking disturbed. "Can't." She said with a grunt, pressing her hand to the stone wall on the side. "There's something blocking this. It's like... stone, but not."

"Perhaps underground travel wasn't the best idea." Archie mused, huddled comfortably on Douxie's shoulders.

"It is the safest." Carter said. He gave Aarrrgghh a look. "Stop sniffing his hair, dude."

"Smells tasty." Aarrrgghh defended.

Blinky sighed and made his partner to back up. "Aarrrgghh, my dear, please. These half-bloods are friends, not snacks."

Jim looked alarmed. "Aarrrgghh, buddy, what's with the sudden obsession? You don't even like the taste of people."

"True, that Aarrrgghh has not actually eaten anyone in quite some time." Blinky said. "But even I must admit that cramped in these close quarters with four powerful half-bloods is... hungering, to say the least."

Jim stared at him. "Blink, seriously?"

"Quite." Blinky said. "Half-bloods have a certain scent to them."

"We basically smell like a five course meal to monsters." Carter explained to the confused and very alarmed trollhunters. "Trolls would be grouped in that category too."

"I'd always thought you smelled more like buttered toast," Archie commented.

"Of course, we have the self control to not act on those impulses." Blinky amended, ignoring Archie’s comment. "It's similar to the way we mostly ignore Archie’s smell."

The dragon glared at him.

#i realized i hadnt explored the fact that demigods canonically smell tasty to monsters #including trolls #and i was like 'omg the comedian in me will have a field day with this' #also #Archie’s 'buttered toast' comment was a yoinked line from pjo #grover said it #im fucking hilarious #tales of arcadia #wizards tales of arcadia #hisirdoux casperan #toa wizards #toa oc #toa ocs #tales of arcadia oc #carterdoux #carter howard #honey's wips #blinkous galadrigal #aarrrgh #jim lake jr #toa archie #all is fair in love and war #half bloods and hunters

[sarbcat]

i like Tumblr but if i meet you in person and you bring up my Tumblr behavior ill get on all fours and start hissing

#meow #tumblr #haha #im fucking hilarious

[ss-trashboat]

on todays episode of why i will be single forever: harry was watching the birds out the window, completely tuned out to the world. i look at him and go "acknowledge me harry… im your tribal chief"

#trashy yells #im fucking hilarious #my stupidity is unparalleled

[vinnyposts]

#bahaha #she ra #catradora #random vinny thoughts #vinnys ao3 #i think im funny #and im right #im fucking hilarious

[dichromaniac]

Figuring out how to make a VtM 5 character using the corebook absolutely prepared me for this

#*reading house of leaves #house of leaves #im fucking hilarious

[bullsandthebones]

wait,, yk how when you're mixed with certain races they have names for it?

like- blasian and wasian

if,,, if you're mixed black and white,,, are you,,, are you cauck?

#i just wanted to make a dick joke #im allowed to make this joke my dad is black 🙄 #im fucking hilarious #laugh #right now #laugh right fucking now

[mystery-fish-17]

#im fucking hilarious #a flair for the dramatic #collide with the sky #misadventures #pierce the veil #ptv #selfish machines #tony perry #vic fuentes #jaime preciado

[sh4k-thing]

actuallt my hands aren’t very holdable (Their tiny, sweaty, and chubby. so.) they look like that of a child’s however i’m madly inlove with you and will tell you otherwise so that you swoon for me<3

#/j #im fucking hilarious