#im fuckin baked and im jsut like

[rivalkieran]

solis where'd the swap askblog go /j but also whats ur favorite thing about the pokemon world. broad question but there's so many iterations of it (spe gv anime sidegames). like what about that overarching world/concept keeps drawing you back. does that make sense ive been building furniture since 11 am

STOOOOP I’ll bring my swap au askblog bsck one of these days. One of these days…

Ithink uhm what draws me in about the pokeverse in general (and also I noticed this same thing draws me into other media) is like. how like half of the shit that goes on revolves around people that it really Should Not be revolving around. in this case. children. thisis why like all of my favorite characters are the protags/rivals and dexholders idk I jsut think its really interesting to think about

also if a concept is a little half-baked in canon then Im 10x more likely to become insane about it and a majority of pokemon is half-baked so here I fuckin am!!!!!!!!!!

#solis.txt #asks

[sofarsogoodsowhat]

there’s literally nothing like pretty girls complimenting your outfit or appearance in general its so fucking uplifting dude

#ITS LIKE THE DRUNK GIRL IN THE BATHROOM THING BUT INSTEAD THEY WERE JUST HAVING FUN AND I WAS (am) HIGH AS FUCK #every time a girl tells me she likes my makeup or my outfit or does something like what happened today w the girls headbanging it #sticks in my mind forever #GHERES SO MANY TIMES ITS HAPPENED SINCE LIKE. THE MIDDLE OF MY PUNK PHASE I THINK? #WHEN I WENT PAST THE GIRLS IN THE CAR TODAY I LOOKED AT EM AND YELLED “FUCK YEAH” AND THEY LOST IT IT WAS SO COOL #im fuckin baked and im jsut like #i love people dude #like that’s somethign i really like about looking the way i do #because i look like an asshole #i AM an asshole #but i try to be nice to people if they’re not shitty to me #and like #idk #itsreally cool to see how excited people get when you compliment them ITS ALWSYS SO CUTE

[mapleshmaple]

a fic: “and then they got their happily ever after”

me: 

#AnD tHeBN tHeY gOt ThEiR hApPiLy EvEr AfTeR............................... #HGJGSDMGS GODDDDDDDD THHTIS FICS GOT ME FEELING SO SOFT AND IW ANANAN FUCKING #SETTLE MY ASS DOWN INA COZY FUCKIN HOUSE ANDN HAVE THIS NICE GARDEN NSHIT AND GROW ALLT HESE FLOWERS #AND HAVE A COUPLE OF DOGS N CATS ANDN JSUT BE SO FUCKING IN LVOE ALL THE TIME AND GET TO WAKE UP TO THE #LLOVE OF MY LIFE FEELING LOVED AND NOT SECOND GUESSING IT AND WE BAKE STUFF LIKE COOKEIS AND HAVE PEOPLE OVER AND ITS #JUST CASUAL AND ITS FUN AND EVERYTHINGS JUST FALLEN INTO PLACE AND IS STABLE AND IN CONTROL AND HHHHHHGHBGHBGHBHBGB #I WANAN SAY 'i love you' WITHOUT BEING AFRAID THAT IM BEING WEIRD AND HAVE IT SAID BACK IN TURN/ACCEPTED ANDND AND #ADN IW ANANA DANCE AROUND THE HOUSE WITHT THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND WE'RE BOTH JSUT HAVING FUN WIHT IT #AND NOT WORRYING ABOTU THE STEPS OR ANYTHING AND WE JSUT GET TO HOLD EACH OTHER AND BE AFFECTIONATE AND SUGARY SWEET AND ANDD #CCASUAL CUDDLING???? LIKE I JSUT GET TO LAY ON THTEM AND THEY PET MY HAIR AND I GET TO SNEAK KISSES NSHIT AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[gayspock]

bake off ep 6 liveblog lets go ladies give us nothing

i hate this place

- i knowi keep calling him travis marcelroy but im actually really warming up to mark the mans just having a good time. travis mcelroy’s good and pure twin brother. forbidden man. he just VIBING.

- that being said now im starting to like him he’s probably cursed. gonna get knocked out

- also in general: i do understand why some ppl think some of the show is getting, like, increasingly gimmicky. it is like that a lot of the time. like literally when they asked for busts of celebrities made out of cake in week 1.... like ok. gimmicky and unneccessary and should be more of a last week thing. but like i dont think them branching into stuff like japanese week & 1980s week and whatnot is THAT bad . like i do think it needs to be changed and it needs to branch out over the years (like if the show just stood... at a standstill it would not be a show any more. literally like if it had jsut stayed on the bbc with all the OGs it would not be AROUND in 2020)  and i do think tht like.... stuff like this, where they’re kinda changing what theyre making, but not making them do stupid extra shit that’s just pushing them to fuck up . i think its a nice balance

- EDIT: AFTER WATCHING THE EPISODE. I HAVE COME BACK IN TO SAY. NEVERMIND. I SHOULD HAVE REMEMBERED THIS IS THE GREAT B R I T I S H BAKEOFF AND THEY WOULDNT BE ABLE TO PULL OF JAPANESE WEEK. GOODNIGHT GIRLS.

- also all the little buns are so cute

-   THEYRE LIKE MAD FUCKED UP UR RIGHT LAURA BUT I THINK THEIR LITTLE FACES ARE SO PRECIOUS OMG.............................  TINY LITTLE FACES TINY LITTLE NOSIES TINY LITTLE EYES AHHHHH

- OBSESSED WITH THE LOTTIE AND MARK DYNAMIC THIS EPISODE. 

- theyre a bit fucked up but i love them nayways

- dave ur like my second least favourite and thats not BAD its just bc i literally keep forgetting ue xist, and i STILL get shocked every time u reappear  but this... i respect you for this

chicken.

- no offence . i think even if theyre matcha..... crepe cakes just look so fucking nasty like. i just cant see how texturally and tastewise tht’d be good??? like surely ur just eating all the ganache (idk HOW to spell tht dont come for me) in like. a big fuckin stack??????

- not 2 be salty. but rmemeber when other bakers performed a little badly in the signature & then performed really well in technical and it didnt matter they were just portrayed as being a mess. like mak who did so well in technical but it didnt matter bc his first bake was literally boring.  and the technical just never seems to matter with ppl until its like... meanwhile peter does the same and he’s redeemed INSTANTLY. like WHY. why is he like... the favourite??? literally I WOULDNT MIND HIM IF THEY DIDNT KEEP . PUTTING THIS DUDE ON A PEDESTAL FOR MEDIOCRITY LIKE HALF THE TIME HE ISNT DOING THAT WELL AT ALL. like hes been held to a completely different standard and its absurd and he has the personality of fucking cardboard. smug little prick i will end him.

- like they keep hyping up the ideas he has and then whent hey get to judging they point out the things he did bad and theyre comparable to most of the ppl who fuckdd up but they just dont care ? im so done with him . anyways

-  me too man

- also this screenshot looks like one of those... whenu have a token straight friend in the group pics.

- travis marcelroy completely butchering the word kawaii is sending me absolurely off the rails . mans trying his best

- HIS LITTLE AVOCADO CAKES ARE GONNA HAVE LITTLE AVOCADO CHILDREN?

- OH IM OBSESSED MARK IM SO OBSESSED

- give this episode to the MARCKS

peter its stupid and i hate it and its head looks like a fucking tit

SORRY IDC WHAT PPL SAY ITS WONKY AND ITS SUCH A STUODAFFSD... A SHUTTLECOCK. WHY. IK HE DOES BADMINTON OR WHATEVER BUT A FUCKIN.... KAWAII SHUTTLECOCK ?? THEY BETTER NOT DRAG ANYONE ELSE FOR THEIR DESIGNS BC WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND.. A SHUTTLECOCK?

- most other ppl did sth tht is like... like they all make SENSE. they did animals (like the dogs) or they did foods that are often, like... done as cute patterns and stuff (avocados, pineapple, mushrooms) ... who the fuck. shuttlecock. okay.

- “its a hell of a chew, bc thats the style of the sponge” this si what i mean who the fuck... chewy sponge? anyone else would get ROASTED . what do you MEAN THE STYLE OF THE SPONGE PAUL. I HATE YOU AND YOUIR FAVOURITES

- okay so he said his flavours were bad. now heres tghe thing. the literal fucking thing. whenever ANYONE ELSE has performed badly on both signature and showstopper, irrelevant of their place on the technical, they have been in the danger zone. so they better fucking discuss peter or else im genuinely gonna be SO mad . like its insanity how literally they dont ever care abt technical (whether considering sb, or who to send home) until one of their faves depend on it. fucking milk toast peter. sickens me

- dave im sorry  i keep forgetting you its really cute. i love it. puppy.

- im gonna DHSODGJIOSGS  LOTTIE HE LOOKS SO SCARED

- CAN LOTTIE GET SB? I KNOW THIS MAN LOOK FUCKED UP BUT LITERALLY ... TASTGE AND TEXTURE SEEMS INSANE, GOO LOTTIE! GIVE OUR GIRLIE THIS WIN

- are you kidding me so now design matters with hermine fine it isnt kawaii but FCKING. LISTEN. CHERRY BLOSSOM MAKES MRLE SENSE TBHAN A FUCKIN SHUTTLECOCK YOU -

-  LIKE I SAID. FUCKING PETER SERVES UP A CHEWY, RUBBERY SPONGE IN THE SHAPE OF A FUCKING SHUTTLECOCK WITH EYES.

HERMINE SERVES UP A GENOISE AND SURE ITS A LITTLE THICK AND STUFF BUT LITERALLY ITS... im sick of it all im sick of it all literally why are you so obsessed with peter STOP TALKING ABOUT PETER

- ITS A LITTLE FUCKING FAMILY

- OH NO

- ITS DRY? ITS FLAVOURLESS? ITS- ITS INMEDIBLE!??!?!

- OH NO

- TRAVIS MARCELROY IM SORRY I CURSED YOUJ NO NO NON I DONT LIKE YOU IM SORRY I ACCIDENTALLY PUT U ON MY FAVES LIST AND NOW YOURE DOOMED

EVERYONE  TAKE A KNEE FOR THE KING

ALSO NOBODY CORRECTED THIS POOR MAN YOU ALL KEPT LETTING HIM SAY KAWAII LIKE THAT IM SCREAMING

- laura thriving now she’s seen travis marcelroy has fucked up terribly and she gets to stay. good for you laura i guess. god bless you and all

- you wilL PUT-

- YOU WILL PUT HERMINE DOWN AT THE BOTTOGM TOO?

- IN TERMS OF L-...

- HEY? HEY? SO WHAT ABOUT PETER? PETER WHO DIDNT DO WELL IN SIGNATURE? WHOSE CAKE WAS CHEWY AND FLAVOURLESS?

- LITERALLY THIS . I AM SO FUCKING MAD I HATE THEM SO MUCH

- YAAAY STARBAKER LOTTIE

- AND TRAVIS MARCLEOR.Y...

CAN WE ALL GET AN F. IM EVERYONE JSUSG CRYING BC WE ALL LOVE HIM. LOVELY RADIANT MAN.

#egg.txt #sorry STILL fuming abt hermine getting ignored for SB . sick of this world #gbbo liveblog

[gayspock]

anyways forever late... bake off ep 5

- anyways idk ive been deprssed as FUCK again i havent been able to watch bakeoff . fucking mento illness. but anwyays here we go

- also . this is so premature. i saw ppl gushing abt peter again and idk im jsut filled with rage. idk wht it is abt him tht i hate SO much....... i think its just all the praise hes getting when tbh. i havent been wowed by anything hes done. no offence peter. u have a smug little face. sick of it all.

- wait.... was i mad bc he stole sb from sura in ep 1. i think so.

- probabyl that.

- god i miss sura im so mad shes gone im so SAD shes gone . fuck it all and i think i know who leaves this ep sick of how i get spoilt so easily i like the bakeoff page on fb and i rarely check fb just for my unifessions page and they always jsut post spoilers. tired of it.

-OHW AIT. I FORGOT. HERMINE IS STILL HERE. I THINK. I HAVENT HEARD WHISPER OF HER BEING BOOTED. i hope she stays omg i lvoe her so much

- ok so cornish pasties first off??? thts weird like. I GET IT but also u kno... how much variation cn they do on those??? other than pastry designs?? and even thn like.... the kinda pastry u use for cornish pasties puff up and lose shape easily like hmm and huhhh?

- oh

- wAIT YOU JSUT MAN... PASTIES IN GENERAL . LIKE WHY DIDNT U SAY THT. FUCKIN LAURA OUT HERE WITH A CHEESE AND ONION. am i stupid i thought cornish pasty specifically meant,.... well cornish pasty and i thoguth it did come with some slight variations but tht it wa smostly same y hence the confusion like

-  hermine it looks very delicious i believe in you

- im literally so sorry lottie i like u and ur cute but this is the most rancid british bullshit i have ever seen

- mashed potato in a fucking pasty im going to die with the SAGE an all and the gravy. i cna just FEEL it coagulating and clogging up in my mouth bc u KNO bitish mash is just. rancid. and all of that with fucking pastry encompassing it yuck . its like tht fucking pie bap from the wigan place where ur just fighting layers of stodge and shit .

- this truly is hole less. nobody who serves me this is getting any hole ever

- of course you’d think it would sound nice paul i swear to FUCK you’d eat fucking mud from the ground and  cry abt it being spicy u rancid little worm of a man

- nevermind i hate peter’s too

- literally FISH AND RICE it’d be so dry   . is this ONLY ME. IS IT ONLYme tht can imagine just biting into it and it jsut being......... flavourless and dry. am i insane. maybe i literally just have had bad experiences with haddock or whatever idk i dont remmeber wht tht shit taste like. rice is lush but idk abt it in a pasty like i really think u need sth else in there to help it or else its just so... idk man im just not sure if am a fan

- 4 MINUTE AD BREAKS. ARE YOU CLOWNS.... AM I AC CLOWNS. THIS IS SICK AND TWISTED, BAKE OFF.

- also fucking. there is something SO evil abt amazon releasing the corona flavoured adverts holllly shitttt<3

- cactulaly i like. get 0 exposure to adverts nowadays. i dont have a tv & i wouldnnt watch it if i did. and obvs mst of the time i have adblock on. so like.... so like.... i was PROTECTED but now i have 2 see all the rona based ads... oh  my GOD i hate it

- also what did i tell u peter. its DRY . ofc IT WOULD BE DRY. youve just got rice in a fucking pastry with FISH . IT’S BONE DRY. UGH

- LITERALLY WHY IS EVERYONE .... BC I SAW IT EVERYWHERE ELSE TOO. PPL ARE GOING ON ABT HOW PETER IS SO GOOD AT EVERYTHING WHEN LITERALLY. SINCE WEEK 1 WHEN HAS HE BEEN THAT GOOD? LIKE THEY ALWAYS HYPE HIM UP BUT THN DURING JUDGEMENT THEYRE LIKE “awh well its actually not tht good :(” BUT DONT MAKE A FUSS ABT IT

- (meanwhile not 2 call racism again but is aw a load of ppl blasting hermine and saying she was terrible... when literally shes been doin so well. she knocked it out the park again here. ofc she did<3)

  - OMG

- FOGGY

- also literally hwy are u all putting RICE in ur pasties like. tht might be a thing but surely you would need to compensate with a load of sauce and flavour like.............. another dude. the dude i keep forgetting . dave. is it dave. idk he is literally the one tht WILL NOT stick in my mind the most forgettable shaped man. sorry dave. angyways like i dont think itd be terrible but like i said doesnt i need... sauce   and a LOT of it

- HOLY SHIT THIS TECHNICAL IS A DISASTER

- IM EVERYONE JUST EATING HSIT

- GOD LINDA IM SO SORRY

- IM SO SO SORRY LINDA

- “NOT BAD EFFORT” HEY PRUE? THESE WERE THE FIRST ECLAIRS THAT WEREN’T

 -i i really hope hermine does well in showstopper she’s really on road to starbake

- CAGED TARTS. ME IN LOCKDOWN.

H.. HOW ARE OU PLANNIGN ION DOING THIS LOTTIE

literally i wish rowan was here JUST for this challenge  . he wouldnt be able to do it but, like, dave’s “louvre inspired tart” ......... we’re getting big rowan vibes from it all. he’d do something stupid and extra (or try to)

OMG

PASTRY SNAIL1 PASTRY SNAIL!

okay travis marcelroy (cant believe it took me this long to think of tht one) thats kinda funny

- UH HEY BAKE OFF ARE WE JUST GONNA KEEP SAYING THW WORD G*PSY? OKAY. I FUCKING GUESS

- “UPMARKERT TART” MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE<3

- oh no

- TRAVIS MARCELROY YOU R BOTTLE

- hey

bDONT SHOW ME AD S LIEK THIS I DONT LIKE IT I DONT LIKE IT SCARY

-  NMARC ITS SO PRETTY......

 - come on HERMINE PU;L IT HOME LETS GET YUO STARBAKER GIRL ITS WHAT YOU DESERVE

- THE

- IM

(starts to see red)

- linda im so so sorry. man. this sucks

- BUT LOTTIE POP OFF I GUESS

- they just RIPPED into travis marcelroy huh

- .

- L... LAURA?

- UOU GAVE S GTABRBAKER OTO ALRUAU?

- IM SEEING RED. IM ACTUALLUY SEEING FUCKING RED

- HERMINE...

LAURA CAME SO LOW DOWN IN THE FUKCING TECHNICAL

- HERMINE CAME SECOND AND SHE DID AMAZING IN THE SIGNATURE AND SHE DID SO WELL IN THE FUCKING SHOWSTOPPER HER BASE WAS JSUR A LITTLE THICK ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ARE YOU ALL FOR FUCKING REAL WHAT EVEN WAS LAURA’S FUCKING SIGNATURE AGAIN ID ONT REMEMBER DO YOU KNOW WHY BCAUSE IT WAS FORGETTABLE, WORTHLESS, I SIMPLY DO NOT CARE IM LIVID WHO WHY WHAT AND WHEN THIS IS

- THIS IS JUST

- IM AT MY FUCKING WITS END

- YOU..........................................................

- HERMINE ROBBED. FUCKING R O B B E D. THIS IS FOUL THIS IS VILE IM LITERALLY ENRAGED IM SO MAD IM NOT FINISHINGT HIS EP I KNO LINDA EATS IT OF SHE DOES IM SO MAD IM SO MAD

#egg.txt #I WANTED 2 STICK WITH BAKEOFF THIS YEAR BUT #i got spoiled again and i know my missus leaves and im saaad #all my faves jsut got knocked tf out. sick of it all #gbbo liveblog #JSUT FINISHED IT #FURIOUS