#im dumb pls dont judge

[ratguy-nico]

you dont get the idea of how proud i am for this one, the bg shit, the lineart could be so much better, like, look those lines yikes. But the colors, the expression, and mostly I made this when most of my drawings were total shit, so this was like my bacon at that moment, what I knew whanted my drawings to look like...mostly.

#my art #wolfram von bielefeld #my beloved #the only tsundere that i can stand #though wish he wasnt #he could be so much more #but still love my dumb blonde #kyo kara maoh #real? a fever dream? we all saw that? what was that? #only you can decide #no date cause i actually forget when i made it #but lets say before 2020 #its a little out of character design cause i was trying to redesign him #i love to redesign characters #im very bad at it #but i love it #dont judge so harsh on the bg pls #concentrate in the beautiful blonde

[p4nishers]

FUCK WAIT IT JUST SUNK IN. DJINN CALLED NANDOR BRO. I. I NEED TO LAY DOWN

#AND HE GAVE HIM THREE MORE WISHES... #im in love #actually i have to go through a meat grinder first and then be mashed together but leave my brain out pls i had enough #HE'S SO SBHSBDJE #YOU DONT GET IT HE SILENTLY JUDGES EVERYONE IN THE BACKGROUND THE FIRST SMILE WE SEE FROM HIM IS WHEN A WISH BACKFIRES ON HIS VERY DUMB #MASTER AND HE WORE A SUIT AND STAYED AROUND EVEN AFTER THE WISHES RAN OUT #he's perfect #what we do in the shadows #djinn wwdits #wwdtis spoilers #nandermo #nandor the relentless #wwdtis season 4 #wwdits

[pmkinpiexox]

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♡ Daddy kink

♡ Edging

♡ Denial

♡ Praise/degradation most praise tho

♡ cnc

♡ humping

♡ being tied up/handcuffs

♡ Sex toys

♡ Erotica/Erotic audios

♡ scissoring

♡ DDLG

♡ corruption kink

♡ mind control

♡ dirty talk

♡ rough sex and soft sex

♡ dumbification

♡ hentai

♡ roleplay

♡ guided masterbation

♡Breeding

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♡ Diapers

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♡ Toilet stuff

♡ Vore

♡ Blood

♡ Self-harm/mutilation

♡ Anything under 18+

♡ Sounding

♡ Anal

♡ cumflation

♡ Milking

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♡ Stranger Things

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♡ Astorlogy

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[rzyraffek]

Heyyy you probs already know who this is but could u pls do slashers reacting to their s/o (who is an age regressor) asking them to be their caregiver :3!!

Ty ur amazing🙏🙏🙏 - ur Agere follower 💗🙏

BRO IM SO SORRY FOR LONG WAIT😭 school gives me no free time! Anyways here's your request!

(Caregivers are basically people who take care of age regressing person (in this context) )

Info: they/them, sfw, Request open

Slashers being s/o's caregivers

Jason Voorhees

Dude already acts like you're a baby, so he wouldn't mind doing it more often

When s/o asked him about being their caregiver dude kinda didn't expect that? You trust him to take care of you? THE Jason Voorhees?? Yay💖

He enjoys taking care of s/o whether they are age regressing or no

He doesnt even need to know what is age regression and how it works. Jason just vibes

Will absolutely spoil them btw

9/10 sweet guy

Micheal Myers

👍

Dude doesn't care

He is a bully and probably thinks that "You are already acting like a crybaby🥱 so whats the diffrence"

Tbh he always vibed more with kids than adults cuz they often judge him for all the 'killing innocent people' ugh. So he doest really mind s/o age regressing

The cons are that he is acting like old grandad who has no clue how to child

The pros are that he will throw hands if somone is rude (tbh they dont even need to be rude towards s/o they just have to look at them for too long)

He sometimes doodles with s/o! You guys have similar artystyles😭

4/10 evil

Brahms Heelshire

Funfact! I refuse to belive that name Brahms fucking exists, tf is that name, it doesn't sound like an acuall name but some made up shit

Dude is kinda worried that he will do something dumb while s/o is regressing. Like what if he sets kitchen on fire or something😭

Makes all schedule for little s/o😊 when there's nap time, when to eat, ect. Cuz he would get so lost without the plan

Picks s/o up like sack of potatos

6/10 pookie tried

Billy Lenz

👁👁

BRO GETS MORE ALONG WITH S/O WHILE THEY ARE REGRESSING HELP😭😭😭

Dude is simple minded, and childish and

Yeah he sucks at taking care of s/o, like how could he know that little humans need to be taken care off???? Like??? Why would he give them food? Dude bearly knows how to boil water

Exept all 'taking care of s/o' thingy he is a good at keeping company! He shares snacks and watches cartoons with s/o!

Sometimes he likes to pretend that he's a rat and he bites their legs during nap/sleep time (he doenst care if they are regressing or nah he just does that)

2/10 will hiss

Vincent Sinclair

Has siblings, hes knows how to child

Makes nice food and will spoon feed s/o if necessary

Very good at reading emotions so if s/o isn't very talkative... dude knows what's up

Infodumps them about pokemon games and lets s/o play on his old Nintendo DS

10/10 knows how to child

Bo Sinclair

Definitely dad vibes

Picks you up and goes 'ew a child' and after few days hes like 'if something happens to them I'm going to kill everyone in this room then myself'

Tbh he kinda lets himself be silly around little s/o cuz they won't judge or tease him for it

Dude absolutely picks them up and play-fights alot btw

6/10 b(r)o

All x reader tags are purley to reach bigger audience!! I used 's/o' cuz thats what anon wanted🥱

#slasher x reader #slasher headcanons #billy lenz #billy lenz x reader #micheal myers #brahms heelsire #brahms x reader #micheal myers x reader #bo sinclair x reader #vincent sinclair x reader #house of wax #sfw agere #age regression #request open #reqs open

[whxre4hange]

attack on titan but dodgeball hc’s

eren is most definitely trying his best to DEMOLISH the other team

nothing will stand in his way. anything that does will be crushed.

probably hits a bunch of his teammates accidentally during his rampage

mikasa is mvp

well she would be if she wasn’t constantly lurking around ereh

NO ONE WILL TOUCH EREH

has dove and skidded on the ground at least 20 times to catch the ball and/or protect ereh

armin cowered on the ground behind his teammates for the first 20 minutes and was the last one standing cause everyone else got picked off before him

tries to psych the other team out- “cmon, let’s talk it out- we can talk this out! violence isn’t the answer!” [boos] “you wouldn’t wanna hit me, would you? i’m so weak and defenceless and you would NEVE-‘ [gets hit by 5 different balls]

sasha ate 10 baked potatoes before the game and she gets stitches 30 seconds into the game

she is on the floor crawling around the whole time

‘pls im an injured woman dont throw anything at me :(‘

she also snuck a bunch of snacks into her pockets so she’s snacking at the back until someone gets her out

and she’s still snacking on the sidelines #girboss

connie does not understand what is going on, he thinks it’s catch, so he keeps throwing it at his teammates

and he’s like :’o when everyone yells at him

“ur just mad because u cant catch properly” connie no ur just dumb sweetie

jean wants to be the leader and is the control freak of the team, but no one cares about anything he says

and because eren is not petty at all, he ignores everything jean says and instead gets everyone to do the opposite

marco is the wholesome one. shakes everyone’s hand. smiles and wishes everyone good luck (including the opposing team). is the first one out because he got distracted whilst smiling and waving to his mom, who was in the crowd. yells encouragement from the sidelines. (he’s so precious PLS)

reiner is following historia around constantly trying to be a human shield

spoiler; it doesn’t work

ymir keeps intercepting anything that dares come near historia and “accidentally” whacks reiner every time he gets too close

annie is the true mvp. she’s an absolute machine. but she kicks the balls instead of throwing it. beat up the referee when he tried to tell her it was against the rules

given his size, bertholdt is seemingly an easy target

or is he? bertolto is actually a very speedy player

although he struggled to get how the game worked at first, bertoloto quickly grasped the rules and became the runner up mvp

bertrololololololol has kind of made it his mission to be annie’s back up- always catching/intercepting anything that might hit annie and attacking would-be annie attacks

very good at running, ducking - you name it, birthcontrol can do it!

erwin, surprisingly, is really really really bad at dodgeball

gives a really huge inspirational speech to his team but doesn’t understand the point of it

why throw balls when he has the biggest balls out of everyone? [this was a joke about what a great brave commander he was, not a sex joke. pls don’t cancel me]

anyways all jokes aside, he just stands there like 🧍🏼 what is going on

gets hit very quickly and sits on the sidelines researching the origins of dodgeball

hange managed to invent this robotic arm that throws dodgeballs at an insane pace

but it malfunctions and targets her & her team instead

oh and she built it legs that have suddenly started working and it’s chasing her around now

moblit is frantically running after hange with the remote screaming because he can’t find the off button

(spoiler: there is no off button. hange forgot. in her defence, she made it at 3am on a grand total of -50 hours of sleep)

levi is above this nonsense and is silently judging you all

lmao you thought. he’s lurking in the back throwing stuff at hange #pettygirlboss

some r from aot junior high but I tried to expand on them and add more stuff :) hope u enjoyed

#aot #aot comfort #aot texts #aot x reader #armin arlert #aot fluff #shingeki no kyojin #snk #snk armin #snk mikasa #mikasa supremacy #mikasa ackerman #levi ackerman #levi fluff #levihan #hange zoe #hanji zoe #armin aot #hange fluff #hanji fluff #reiner x y/n #marco bodt #marco bodt fluff #jean kirschtein fluff #jean kirschtein icon #annie leonhardt fanart #annie leonhart #eren x reader #eren x you #eren

[firstdivisiongirl]

OH MY GAH HIIII !! I SAW THAT YOU DO MATCHUPS SO I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD A REQ FOR THAT BUT W TOKREV CHARACTERS ??? :DDDD i dont mind anyone tbh so dw abt choosing :33

ok i'll just drop some background info abt myself here :33

i'm aromantic + nonbinary, i am an entp 7w6 and i'm a pisces !! i like to draw, listen to music (either metal or just mainstream music i listen to whatever atp) and dance in my freetime !! :3

based on my personality ::

my friends tend to tell me that i'm the embodiment of the quote "dont judge a book by its' cover" cuz on the outside i act like a full on metalhead and really passive aggressive but at home i sleep next to a whole tower of plushies 💀🙏 and i collect stickers of silly little cats and otters (not my fault that they're so cute oml) i'm usually the clown of the group !! i tend to be hyperactive but my emotions change a lot- one second talking to me is like trying to get a toddler to pay attention to your teacher and the other is like trying not to get bitten by a rabid dog (my friend's words not mine). i tend to be a loud mouth srry . . . i do try to be quiet if necessary but if i get excited when talking i am a walking speaker . . . i get rlly excited if my favorite things are mentioned ?! like i would get rlly happy, smiley and would talk about it until i forget to breathe !! i like to consume horror media ?? idk if i can say that without sounding like an edgelord sobsob im sorry . . . i just love consuming those types of media (as a former kid w unsupervised access to the internet-) and i tend to ramble abt them along w other philosophical topics !! i like to discuss abt meaning of life, whether there are other universes, abt the capabilities of the human mind, etc. they're just so interesting!!! :] i guess im proud to say that my best trait is my humor 😋 maybe im overconfident abt this one cuz i just have pretty dumb sense of humor if im being honest frfr i tend to say things out of context . . . i like terrorizing my friends by saying the most outrageous things and overexaggerating them for the fun of it :333 though sometimes i kinda mean what i say

for my ideal partner ::

i'd say i would like someone who's fun to be around but at the same time they gotta be interesting for me to find them fun . . . like they gonna have smth to them that makes me wanna observe them like they're a lab rat being experimented on and being put under observation :33 ppl like that make me wanna see whats inside them and how they see the world around them !! i just love those kinds of ppl aaaaa ik im overdramatic for this one but like . . . i need someone who can handle me- as in my emotions and sometimes my way of loving . . . cuz if i did love someone, i would obsess over them and would dream of dying w them out of euphoria cuz being w my partner is the only thing that keeps me alive and human 😞 i wanna feel genuine happiness and pure bliss w my partner so thats why after that i think we should die together, that way we both know that finally we lived our life to the fullest (in my pov, 'the fullest' means you finally reach the climax of ur happiness/u live to the moment where you're the happiest you've ever been) (idk if that makes sense but that has always been my fantasy LAWD IM RAMBLING) need someone whos as crazy as i am :333 if he aint insane i dont want him fr i need to make him worse /j

i think thats all abt me :333 pls take ur time and make sure to put urself first btw !! aside from that, its ok if you ignore this one cuz at the end of the day its up to u <333 have a wonderful day/night mwah you're super cool

Hello! Of course you can have a matchup. Thank you for the kindness. I would like to warn you that I picked a somewhat controversial character. I hope you like it!

You Got...

Tetta Kisaki!!!

If boy can handle the chaos the is Shuji Hanma, he can handle you!

You wanted crazy...

Would love to see you smile when you get super excited about something! His favorite thing is to see the person he loves happy.

He is really really smart. So you would have very intellectual and philosophical discussions.

Would love that you aren't all you seem. Because he is the same way. You two can be badasses when out, but totally different when it is just the two of you (and Hanma sometimes when he is being Hanma and not leaving you all alone.)

Movie date nights. He'd let you pick it. If you're happy, he's happy.

#first division girl #tokyo revengers #tokyo rev #tr matchups #tr matchup #tokyo rev matchup #tokyo rev matchups #character matchup #tokyo revengers matchups #tokyo revengers matchup

[sayorkunau]

As someone who sits in Criminal Court all day every day here's my reactions to Season 2, Episode 2 of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds

There's a lot of yelling.

--PLEA DEALS hahahahaha "this comports with our prosecutorial standards your honor" --ARRAIGNMENTS TAKE 5 MINUTES AT MOST BITCH --Dismissals aren't all bad things jsyk --this is like the time the judge asked what was different between a homeless person using drugs to cope with mental illness and the rich white woman standing there using medications stolen to cope with hers --I WOULD LIKE TO USE THE 24-HOUR RULE YOUR HONOR I DID NOT GET A CHANCE TO READ THE AMENDED INFORMATION AND IN FACT I MOTION THE COURT FOR A HEARING ON THE MATTER

Im dying you guys. This hurts me. This is hurting me so much.

--One time a case got dismissed because of a typo in the Information. This happens. And it's fucking dumb and hilarious at the same time. --God damn what does this JTMR even look like. How many witnesses, how many days, please for the love of god mark your exhibits right pls pls pls pls pls --So again Nyota is the only sane person here. Got it. --HOLY SHIT ITS COURTROOM ZOOM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LET IT DIE --Yes. Yes. Some opening arguments end up being some stoic bullshit and yes it comes off as tacky. It's a bench trial mother fucker you're not trying to impress a jury --also. WHERE IS THE CLERK. WHERE AM I. WHERE IS MY REPRESENTATION STAR TREK? WHERE>>@>>!?! --the poor fucking soul who has to run the recording software --WHAT A FUCKING STUPID OBJECTION REALLY? --Also where the fuck is the judge stopping the questioning and the answering from the witness when an objection is raised? Im sorry????? --WHY ARE YOU APPROACHING THE BENCH GET OUT OF THE WELL --THIS IS TERRIBLE NO ONE HAS EVER STEPPED FOOT IN A COURTROOM BEFORE WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS --lawyers soapbox all the time this isn't new and it's shitty for the defs --expert witnesses are the WORST --so there wasn't a stipulation that they all must refer to the def in a professional manner??? --again these are TERRIBLE objections --"Dont badger your own witness" hahahahahaha I should tell that to ______ --um.....why is associate counsel allowed to approach the witness? --WHY ARENT YOU OBJECTING TO ASSOCIATE COUNSEL APPROACHING AND ASKING QUESTIONS --THERE IS NO REAL COURTROOM PROCEDURE HERE I MOTION FOR A MISTRIAL --holy fuck it's an exhibit that's not properly admitted before the Court! THE COURT CANT CONSIDER THIS WHERE IS MY FOUNDATION --I JUST SAW THE CLERK THE CLERK OF T HE COURT EXISTS I AM REPRESENTED OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I AM FINALLY A FUCKING PART OF SOMETHING NOT JUST PART OF THE CONSTITUTION IA M ON MASS MEDIA --I am so uncomfortable why is she up on the bench pls go away pls stop --Please for the love of god. Don't clap for lawyers. Don't ever. EVER clap for any lawyer ever.

The best thing about this episode was the two brief appearances of the Clerk, and Pike's hair.

#jasmine dot exe #overall I liked the message but I can't. #I cant handle legal shows any more your guys it's always wrong and poorly written #I died a little bit watching it.

[lost-between-letters]

Ill be your favorite drug, Ill get you high:

i kinda got carried away, im so sorry if its way too long sweets, you can ignore parts of it! pls ignore all the mini vent parts, i dont mean to stain this lovely blog

fandom: supernatural

gender preference: Male !

Right so I am a 5'7 female with redish but brunette hair which is short and fluffy af. I actually am quite chubby.

I am extremely affectionate and touch starved but suck it up so im not annoying (family problems am i right). Will probably cry when feelings are reciprocated while apologizing profusely 👍. wont admit that i look for approval, mostly my siblings. I REALLY love comedy and anything that makes me laugh cause it makes me forget about the world and the shitty things in it for a while. Im talking about all th humor! dry, witty, sarcastic, self-deprication, etc! I do it all everyday. I dont care how stupid the joke was, im laughing at it

Actually quite emotionally drained. Really empathetic but not easily sympathetic but I would try to help and take care of a s/o everyday if I had to. (Im studying psychology! I wanna become a therapist). says absolutely hate love and valentines and etc.. but a big lovesick puppy if im being honest.

Im also very chaotic and giggly evil when I start feeling adrenaline rushing through me. 10 out of 10 wouldnt recommend rated by my brother. 👍

I love music. You'll see me run away with headphones most of the time because it escapes time. As you could tell, I also really love art too! in any form. literature, painting, digital, you get the point. Food, just.. yes, food. Cliche af but big sweet tooth of the family! (weak mfs-)

When the dam breaks, will smother s/o with sheer passion and love. gifts, affection, the words and all that cliche crap. Im not a big fan of jewelry and expensive gifts but Im more into dumb gifts. like.. DUMB gifts. they just make me laugh about how dumb it is, i am telling you, a block of wood would cheer me up! maybe cause i learned to love the small things in life.

~💥

is it bad that I'm halfway in love with you now?

I ship you with Sam Winchester!!

Listen, that man knows what it's like to live with someone who feels so big and has to smother it down so he immediately recognises that in you. And he doesn't judge, he gives you your space and is respectful. But then you start sharing your art with him, maybe initially on accident and Sam is a goner

Like you start opening up about it and he can actually listen to you and let you talk? That's his heaven. Sam is a person who loves knowledge no matter where it comes from and he loves seeing people be passionate.

He will absolutely roll his eyes at your sense of humour and secretly love it. Oh! The first time he feels real panic with you is when he tells you how he feels about you and you get emotional. Sam will absolutely think that he fucked up in some way but keep it buried to calm you

But when you two get together, you're inseparable. As in Dean has to leave the room every time you're sitting together

Sam will shower you in little gifts once he learns how much you love them. A little memory of the newest hunt or a trip in physical form for you to share stories about

Join the celebration

#sam winchester x reader #answered #💥 anon #kat's 450 follower celebration

[lobstersfanclub]

honestly nervous to speak in english here, im terrified of spelling smth wrong or not making sense, hey guys pls im dumb pls dont judge

[killshope]

at this point i’ve been out of sw so long i dont even remember canon lmao , so pls dont judge my mistakes . they’re there because im dumb lmao

[inosukeslefttoe]

we had to analyze this picture and english and i just wanted to talk about how freaking cool it is (disclaimer: im very dumb and unoriginal and dont know what im talking about but i just wanted to write it down since i think its neat)

so we all know that dali is mainly a surrealist artist right (this piece is called nature morte vivant which translates to living still life, or still life fast moving and its by salvador dali). and i think this is a super cool way to do surrealism since he took a simple idea and built up on it in so many different ways. first he took all these items from a still life like fruits and glasses on a table and decided to show them in this extremely animated and almost violent movement which is a complete contrast to the whole idea of a still life... this is a super cool paradox in my opinion. another thing he did was it looks like he made some sort of cell/germ thing off to the right which is another form of life but extremely small... except hes made it like the largest singlular object in this piece... another cool paradox!! and another bent interpretation of still life!! I also noticed how the apple seems to have two shadows, with one being above it which sort of looks like a distorted version of the same orignal platter that the apple is on, but its all spiraled and extra shadowy looking. (ill talk more about spirals later). I think that the big black piece in the background shows yknow, a typical still life backdrop, but it could double as sort of a bending of reality and what life really is since it shows the cell and the twisted apple and it looks like its even showing maybe a comet or something too ?? which imo is also a form of life bc yknow aliens and water on comets,, that whole theory that i dont wanna elaborate on... but yeah that black bit represents the simplest part of a still life but it also shows the deepest complications of the definition of life and presents the most obvious distortions and paradoxes

okay now im gonna talk about all the neat shapes and patterns in the piece. theres strangely a lot of geometric looking patterns throughout this piece that idk i guess you wouldnt really see in a normal stil life since i feel like those focus on gentleness and softness rather than these strict sharp patterns. the most noticable one is on the right side of the table (i have NO clue what this could mean lmao) and another is the ground and ocean as it moves towards the foreground and sort of looks like its shattering. The whole ocean actually has sort of a geometric pattern which is SO SEXY and definitley intentional bc like,,, you can clearly see that this man can paint water... but instead of the ocean having its typical lively and free and wild vibe that it has,, its very uniformed and almost looks,, not real yknow?? theres also some random pattern on the black background and idk what it means but im just pointing out the shapes here.

okay so NOW im mentioning the spirals !! i didnt catch this at first but the first website i pulled up was like “s p i r a l s “ so i read more about it and noticed some more of them:) i thought this was almost kind of eery bc im currently reading Uzumaki by Junju Ito ,, and if you havent heard of that its this horror manga piece about like? this town where theres a spiral phenomenon or smthn and (im only a few chapters in) the spiral pattern is seen as the basic unit of life but also as something consuming that can turn ppl into a monster once they get consumed ?? if that makes sense?? idk look up the manga for a better description lmao. but n e ways,, i was like “huh? who worships a spiral pattern like that?? thats wild bro what a crazy work of fiction amiright”... but apparently our homie dali believed that the spirals were like,,, lifes leading/superior form or smthn like that and he got really into them around the time he was painting this piece. he was super hyped when he found out that the DNA double helix is... a spiral and was like “see homies i told yall the spiral is the basic form of life... we are all... simply spiral” and i was like holy shit hes fucking right... but thats why theres a lot of spiral patterns in this still life !! bc again : LIFE !! and different interpretations of it !! you can see the spiral most obviously (to me anyways) in that distorted version of the apples platter which i guess is showing like “hey look this object looks like an apple on a plate but NO it is just SPIRAL”. you can see it again in the cell thing which i think might be dna or smthn bc it has sort of a spiraling look. the pillar on the fence is also in a spiral shape. the ocean pattern i mentioned earlier also looks sort of spiraly but i cant tell for sure !!

okay so i think thats all i have for now but i might add something later if i think of anything else... i know no ones gonna read this but its nice to get my thoughts written out somewhere yknow !! even if theyre dumb and dont make sense lmao :)

#salvador dali #art interpretation #still life fast moving #nature morte vivante #spiral #junji ito #uzumaki #im dumb pls dont judge #art analysis #but im stupid

[virtue-and-beneviolence]

When I first saw timeskip Shuji I was shook. Because he just seemed like such a wild and spontaneous person that I couldn't believe that he was in a suit and was "obedient" enough to still be in the same gang as a higher up. A lot of documents and overall work hours are put into it. Kinda like a CFO, organized crime has similar structure. I know he always stuck by Kisaki but the fact the he matured enough to have a stable job, even if it's criminal had me shocked. Lol

And I headcanon that Kisaki took him along when shopping for suits because Hanma would've still be walking around in sweats and sandals.

This this this! He seems so deeply apathetic everytime we see him after time skips. "Oh. Meh. Thought I'd get you both at the same time. Oh well." Whomp whomp. I mean it reminds me of his origin story when he was like just a giraffe in middle school with hand tats, bored that no one could really rival him. If I'm thinking in terms of cannon, the bulk of what we see for him is that sensation seeker side, right? And he gets jaded as fuck once the danger is gone bc he's the best at fighting. He was more oriented toward the risk than the power.

Don't get me wrong, I LOVE the idea of smartass, power corrupted shuji who likes to flaunt his being above the law, but where's the adrenaline fix in being so thoroughly untouchable? Doesn't he seem the type to steal/cause problems just to get chased or caught/escape? Is there enough of a rush of you know you'll succeed after a while? (Okay sorry that's my guilty pleasure art thief shuji thoughts)

Anyway lmao I totally agree that I almost feel like the exec life is too stable for him. I assume his thrills gotta be chemically induced now. Fics do a him a service by giving him hands on shit to do. But I almost wonder if because he has to reign in his impulses (oh fun buzzword) so much in the timeskip, if he's more of a 6 shots deep ft. russian roulette guy in his free time. Maybe that's a sad hot take but adrenaline junkies share so many traits of addicts that homeboy has to still be getting the fix somehow, right? Kisaki is providing his good ol pal with SOMETHING that's keeping him there. Drugs, partners, idk ppl to interrogate?

Also yes kisaki had someone burn half of shujis closet (and house) and replace it with fuckin Armani suits or someth after hanma showed up to one too many exec meetings in sweats. Change my mind.

(thanks for prompting and coming to my ted talk ❤️🥺)

#hanma headcannons #sorry my little art theif shuji yhing snuck in #um don't test me i WILL use my academia access to read on the affects of severe thrill seeking in adolescence on afult brains for fun #im a loser nerd you see #this was fun sorry im trash at eriting snd staying on topic #this is why ill prob never post anything over a paragraph hehehe #also if anyone is still with me here pls know im dumb and dont judge me thank u ilu #talk to virtue

[dancinglifeboat]

My version of Tobin: soft boi who's working through some stuff but is a sweetheart and a dork. Occasionally sexist but getting better

Canon Tobin: Frat boi who went to jail, is occasionally sweet and sensitive but mostly pretty dude-y (derogatory). Honestly really sexist

Canon Tobin: *acts like himself and not my version*

Me: 😮🥺

In conclusion, I am a 🤡

#am I disappointed in his behaviour? #Yes #am I going to continue to love him nonetheless? #also yes #am i going to stop characterizing him as soft? #probably not #I'm a clown #also im pretty tired so if this is dumb pls dont judge me too much #listen- i see a character be vulnerable (1) time and I immediately latch on #he wears HOODIES and likes PUNS ok hes irresistible as a fluffy character #at least to me #at least i dont seem to be the only one lol #cheers to me and the rest of the denial squad over here #we are RESPECTFUL to cast and crew #but we will have our own versions of canon in our hearts #although I gotta say I'm excited to see where Tobin goes #i mean yeah he sucks but there's seeds for character development there #i can't wait to see what they come up with! #and i mean even if he stays mean #we'll have a good character to hate on/make fun of/ watch get dunked on by the gals of this show #also pls note that this post is meant to be making fun of me and not the show #like i am most certainly in the wrong here #tobin batra #zep #zoey's extraordinary playlist #zoe's extraordinary playlist

[werebutch]

hey guys what should I name her.. current ideas are either olympia or alexandria? idk I don’t rlly like either of those for her

#i have a stupid thing where she has to be named after a city and. yeah idk these are the only names i rlly liked that i saw? #olympia is good bc then both her and atlas woumd have greek names etc etc #alexandria bc um um its a city that doesnt sound dumb as a name <3 #txt #if u have any ither ideas pls sound off.. im begging #ALSO PLEASE DONT JUDGE THE 1975 SHIRT THAT ART IS OLD IM NOT LIKE THAT ANYMORE

[deathisamotherofbeauty]

Hello, you want to read a half assed fic about Tom and Will being silly? You want them to confess their feelings and to read small scenes of them together?? Want to read something with them and farming and cooking? Well I have the thing for you buddy:-)

#scroll past this while u can #1917 #im just dumb but i also want attention dbbfhnf #im sorry #also dean didn't have any pics that would fit the aesthetic ™ s!h #anyway i would actually like to write more about them happy in a farm even a modern au of sorts... #but this fic is bad already dhfbf i should rewrite it anyway #also just saying but life has been hard ok! so dont judge me pls #ok im done now phew