#im ancient

[animentality]

#polls #i can for the record #im ancient #i was taught this in third grade #i know that they dont teach it in schools anymore tho #so the youngins are like what is cursive

[moonlightviigil]

🎂I'm old now (28)

#cherry.txt #im ancient

[greyeyedmonster-18]

(idk when the world decided that hooded eyes were like, not the vibe, because once upon a time they were called sleepy sexy bedroom eyes and last i checked gigi fuckin hadid and blake lively have hooded eyes and—-?????)

#im ancient #so my media feed is all about plastic surgery now #and was listening to pretty isnt pretty by olivia rodrigo #and its like it never fucking ends #like youre young and glowing but its about getting rid of baby fat in your face #or the cheekbones #and then youre old enough to have cheekbones #but now theres wrinkles #and when does it end #and even the pretty folks #are told theyre not pretty #and being a woman is exhausting the end

[paintedwarpony]

Me, buying a pack of 151 cards on a whim: I haven't bought pokemon cards in a store since 2001

Cashier: Oh man, that was before I was born!

Me: ...this place is to public to casually commit murder like that.

#pokemon #old #im ancient #how did this happen

[pocmuzings]

OKKK its been literally years but if u have rp recs for me to help me maybe ( MAYBE ) slowly wade back in . . . pls shoot em thru ! 

#rph #rp #im looking for mature rps #guys im 26 now im old #im ANCIENT #watching broadchurch made me wanna rp in a small town KJBFSKNJFSJKNF #anyways also hello how are u all i hope ur good ! sorry i disappeared ive been so busy w work #and doing that falling in and out of love shit #shutup g.

[perrypixel]

Wdym wild kratts is 12 years old????

#wild kratts #text post #im ancient

[frankierohugejorts]

hmm just realized that the shirt im currently wearing that is mine and has always been mine and is not a handmedown and was purchased brand new and not second hand and that I picked out myself

is also older than at least 3 of my coworkers

#im ancient #personal

[timtimtara]

Been reading the rumors that fanfiction.net is shutting down. It's a weird feeling getting that advance notice because I didn't have that when A Sailor Moon Romance (the original ASMR) and I remember how heartbroken I was when I couldn't reach my favorite fics there anymore. A loss of an archive is huge, especially when it's a fanspace that molded so much of you as a person.

I haven't visited ff.net in a long time though. The quality of fanfic I was seeking just wasn't available there anymore. But it's still the place that my bff and I bonded over. The days of printing new chapters to read during gym class will forever be a part of our story and ff.net opened me up to a whole new world of imagination. I'll miss it for sure when it's gone.

#good bye ff.net #thanks for all the fics #damn im dating myself #im ancient #I was there when it came into being and now I'll see its end #ff.net was where i realized i wasnt completely straight #it was an awakening for sure

[callisteios]

Hi, feel free to take my new uquiz to discover what kind of vampire you are!

#NO IM NOT TALKING ABOUT CHESS THE MUSICAL I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS. I AM TALKING ABOUT THE ANCIENT BOARD GAME:CHESS #uquiz #vampires #twilight #because let's be honest there are a fair few references #and maybe this is my twilight quiz which has been in my drafts for nearly a year! #and i was tired of it sitting there #maybe! #quiz #werewolves #mention #you can get human in this im really sorry #it's a bit of a mean result #oh if anyone has an actual picture of the vampire that killed dean winchester please send it along #i could not find it with a cursory google search but i rememeber he wore a clown mask #so maybe one of those guys is the guy?

[djo-time]

It's my 13 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

#13 year tumblrversary #tumblr milestone #im ancient

[owlwithascarf]

i was playing some Smashy road wanted 2 and then this lil stinker got a case of the sillies

#am i the only one? #how old am i #im ancient #does anyone remember this #does anyone else play this?

[weirdraccoon]

Can't believe I'm older than google....

#yeah only 7 months but still #im ancient #i should stop acting like a teenager #nah

[gorgynei]

λυκάνθρωπος / Μινώταυρος

#caption is ''lycanthrope / minotaur'' in ancient greek. bc im feeling silly #i know that like really werewolves and the minotaur have nothing in common BUT THEYRE BOTH ANIMAL PEOPLE! u have to #understand. its about the abstraction from humanity while also existing SO close to it. #werewolf #aceart #werewolfisms #minotaur #my art

[thatpunnyperson]

According to NBC here in the US, the missing titanic sub has been found. As debris. Off the bow of the Titanic wreckage.

And it looks like the sub suffered what we all suspected, and what was undoubtedly the more merciful of the two options: a catastrophic implosion from the pressure.

Also, more info has come to light about the fishing trawler with the hundreds of migrants that sank cataclysmically off the coast of Greece, indicating that the greek coast guard knew about the vessel AND how much trouble the vessel was in, and were towing it at a speed that made it capsize, at which point they unhooked the tow line and watched the trawler sink without helping the passengers to safety. Despite a bunch of other ships trying to help as well throughout the whole ordeal.

So a lot of people are dead, all because of regulations (and the lack thereof) regarding sea-faring vessels and rescue protocols. People shouldnt be allowed to make a business charging a ton of money for a ride on an uncertified, unsafe, un-seaworthy ship going deep into the ocean with no distress beacon or tether to the mothership. People also shouldnt be allowed to enact laws that criminalize the ferrying of refugees, which then force the refugees to hitch rides on fishing trawlers, and which also prevent people from helping those fishing trawlers full of refugees due to fear of legal consequences.

Hopefully BOTH of these events spark changes on an international scale in terms of what is legally allowed to be sailed, who is legally allowed to be the passengers, and what the rescue protocols are in the event of disaster for any seafaring vessel, illegal or not. It shouldnt be just the global 1% who get 24/7 search parties and remote-operated submersibles helping rescue them.

#the question of 'what do we owe to each other' can be answered simply with 'the dignity of retrieving our remains when we die' #another answer is 'the dignity of thinking about each other fellow humans with similar motivations and feelings' #also 'stopping someones potentially self-destructive behaviors just because theyre rich and want to feel special' #also i feel like humans have been sailing the seas long enough that it should be guaranteed that people will survive sea voyages #im very mad about specifically mediterranean maritime disasters because we have ancient writing saying they made it safe #sailing from Egypt to Greece was so old hat and safe that people legit took the ancient equivalent of cruises back and forth #cleopatra habitually sailed from alexandria to rome with a ton of ships and was fine #Nero tried to have his mother drowned at sea by orchestrating a dramatic shipwreck while she was our sailing AND SHE SURVIVED #and then swam to shore got back to rome and whooped his ass #fuckin pliny the elder tried to evacuate people from pompeii and the surrounding coast villages when vesuvius erupted #and he actually WAS able to rescue people #but he himself had an asthma attack from the fumes which led to a heart attack and he died on the beach #there is legit no excuse for that trawler of migrant refugees to have wrecked #negligence all around #anyway #oceangate

[genacity]

NO WAY GENNIE YOU'RE A RICKY STAN TOO?!? he was my top pick thru the whole series!

AND YOU KNOW 5TH GEN STARTED NOW 4th gen felt like yesterday

anyways love your new theme

-🏳️‍🌈

YES I LOVE RICKY IM SO GLAD HES TOP 9

AND NO FUCKING WAY 5TH GEN STARTED OH MY HOD EHY DO I FEEL SO OLD

AND THANK YOU GLAD U LIKE THE THEME 😇

#@ letters to the devil ☆ #@ 🏳️‍🌈 anon ☆ #charizzma boss baby ricky 😇😇😇 #watch 5th gen idols be straight middle schoolers #i think id piss myself #im seeing 08s debut like WHAT #IM ANCIENT

[cozylittleartblog]

New Family Speedrun 00:09.12 (World Record Not Clickbait???)

#deltarune #queen #lancer #rouxls kaard #comic #art #doodles #SDFJKHJKDHSF THIS IS STUPID i said it on discord at like 2AM and then went Wait Thats Funny Actually #and u know what It Is #they're both the wife actually #this is also supremely old this is like WELL over a year old #queenkaard #my art #are you guys enjoying me clearing out my drafts. i hope u are. ancient artwork... now go look at my etsy im posting sooooo much stuff 2day