#im a hypocrite ik

[m4ndysk4nkovich]

do any of y’all kin a character you hate like it’s so embarrassing😭

#i don’t really HATE her but i’m not incredibly fond of fiona yet i relate a lot to her #chaotic ​eldest parentified daughter of mentally ill mother who makes shitty decisions and self sabotages constantly😁 #i mean i relate to debbie a lot and way more than fiona but still #im a hypocrite ik #text

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

when has anyone EVER said that homophobia is izzy’s only motivation. i’m on team “gay homophobe izzy” and i do not think this is his only motivation. i don’t even think it’s his primary motivation. it is another layer of complexity on a fascinating character. he is gay and in unrequited love with ed. he craves power and leadership but he is not good at managing those things when he gets them. he thinks men should behave a certain way and is aggressive and cruel to the men who don’t meet his standards. men having sex with each other is fine, but men falling in love with men falls outside of his rigid idea of how men should behave. he lacks the emotional maturity to be able to identify his feelings towards ed. he is so repressed he only accepts intimacy in the form of physical violence. he blames stede for ed changing. he hates stede because ed is changing. to izzy, the worst part about stede changing ed is the fact that stede is such a pathetic excuse of a man it shatters izzy’s image of ed to think that ed could find anything about stede appealing. he’s dedicated his life to the version of ed that he’s made up in his head. he is possessive of being the only one to call him ed, to be the only one who gets to call the legendary blackbeard by his name. but izzy has never been able to see ed without blackbeard. to him, knowing ed is a privilege only because ed is who’s behind the legendary blackbeard’s curtain.

i think izzy is fascinating. he's a fantastic character. he is incredibly well written. he plays a crucial role in the narrative. this show would not be the same without him.

im telling you now, having spent my time in this fandom primarily interacting with people who also read izzy as homophobic, anyone who is using this interpretation to reduce izzy's complexity is by far in the minority with that take.

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd meta #txt #meta #mine #if this post is in the izcourse tag no it isnt u just dont know how to use tumblr #izzy hands #ik the majority of the canyon def has me blocked lol. i mean this genuinely tho when i say: good for them #anyone in the world is free to block me for any reason #i block liberally and with abandon. i once blocked someone for having an annoying tagging system #which is HUGELY hypocritical of me bc i have an INSANE tagging system #anyway point is. uh. wait i forget what is the point. oH OK wait i remembered #point is i doubt this'll actually reach anyone who needs to hear it lol but im putting this out there anyway #so the next time someone says i reduce izzy to any one specific thing i can just link them to this #og

[saym0-0]

toy soldier is like that one post about the guy in a polycule who isnt dating anyone but is just there send tweet

#you know #the scooby doo one #it doesn't have feelings and in its backstory on the website seems pretty uncomfortable with the idea of a relationship #(thats how i interpreted it at least) #but also is so important a part of the dynamic?? like not to say platonic relationships r less important thats p hypocritical of me #but idk #ir just perfectly encompasses that post in my mind #ik its a shitpost but like its toy soldier dude #in my brain its the fucked up and strange polycule -> toy soldier who is also part of it but not -> nastya & aroura #all living together in a big spaceship that is also one of them #im insane #the mechs #the mechanisms #polymechs #sayms mechs headcanons #kinda

[storm-of-feathers]

Ppl who brag ab not having certain social medias are a special type of annoying

#like woooweee youre soooooo special and different and better than everyone else bc you dont use a website. #ik im a little hypocritical on this one bc i dont have or want a twitter #but at least thats not my entire fucking personality #q'd

[nonuggetshere]

GOD I HAD AN IDEA AS I WAS FALLING ASLEEP TODAY

About FaaF naturally

A sad one, TW fir near child death and harm

Involves Xero's attempt at an assassination, or it could be literally just any guard controlled by the Radiance

PK and WL need to talk about something private, and WL looks at the tiny vessel tagging along by her wyrm's side

"Should it be here?"

"It wouldn't understand anything anyway."

"Still, it's...a little..."

He sighs lightly, "Yeah, I get where you're coming from... Vessel, come here."

He kneels down and orders them to sit by the door and wait for them while they talk, says he'll come pick them up once they're done and not to move, then the two go to talk on the balcony and close the door behind them

At some point, Xero/the guard bursts in and attacks PK in the middle of the conversation, managing to take them by surprise and so gets one good swing in before PK darts away and retaliates, pinning them down with soul blades, though he has to keep his wife from killing them on the spot - he doesn't want to be so hasty, knowing they're infected and not themself. He pulls out the sword from his chest and that's when they realise, it's covered in void...

Child harm/near death TW beyond this point

After a moment of shock White Lady, who's closest to the doors, runs out and all her husband can hear is a horrified, heartbroken scream. He feels nauseous, his stomach twisting into knots and feeling like his heart is in his throat as he runs out after her. He sees her in tears, cradling a tiny bundle soaked in void. There's- there's so much void. It covers the floor where he left their child vessel and soaks through his lady's shawl and clothes as she cradles them in her arms.

For a moment he's paralysed, before he just snaps. He flies back onto the balcony, screaming at the possessed guard that he'll kill her, he'll make her pay for this, and he slays them in his rage (something he'll regret and feel ashamed of later), still hitting and screaming at Her well after the possessed person is dead and she can't hear him anymore.

He collapses, panting, near tears, and just gets himself up and stumbles out the door and towards the two, he wants to see how bad it is for himself.

Flower survives, but just barely. They had multiple stab wounds and lost their left arm, if not for their parents immediately healing them they'd be dead. They're barely older than 5, still so very little and defenceless, PK is horrified at how could anyone hurt a baby this young and helpless (hypocrite), even if they're not alive.

They're still on bed rest because that was so much damage and their mother doesn't leave their side and their father only leaves when necessary. They still don't realise Flower's alive and they know they shouldn't be so attached but it still feels like their baby and they can't just leave them. WL spends the entire day by their side, gently stroking their hair and horns with her now permanently void stained hands and softly coos and sings to them

Of course, they quickly realise they ARE alive because no way in hell a toddler is getting this hurt and NOT crying and screaming the second they wake up <3

Which just makes this situation so much worse

#thylacines can talk #faaf au #mentions of child harm and near death in tags too btw #so dont read further if its something youre sensitive to or cant handle rn #i like to write him as more sympathetic in faaf but i cant state enough what a gigantic hypocrite he is #pk: How can you hurt a child?! they're FIVE! #child harm cw #radi: ...dude. #dont make your kid a child soldier but also you cant 'all fair's in war' your way out of stabbing a toddler radi #unrelated tangent but they both suck and god i need to focus some more on FaaF Radi. Ik this AU at times feels like sympathetic PK and evil #villain Radi AU but it's really not. They're both morally grey and while Radi is a bit more. questionable and less sympathetic imo. doesnt #mean shes completely evil. they're both meant to be morally grey and both did equally horrible irredeemable shit that they come to regret #and wish to fix. ik it doesnt come off this way at times because i have my things i prefer to write at times and this AU was always a #relationship dynamic exploration between Flower and all different characters. but neither PK nor WL are by no means forgiven. Most of their #kids range from ''i literally dont care about you you are not my parents dont contact me again'' to ''i hate your guts'' #with sometimes an added flavour of ''And I WILL murder your ass if I see you again'' for some of them #(Razor my beutiful wife with unchecked anger issues <3) #sorry if the tags are incomprehensible it is 5 am and i instantly forget anything i write the second i cant read it fully #once i finish writing a tag and it collapses the contents of it instantly leave my short term memory. im not being dramatic btw the amount #of times i have to back out from editing tags to read them back bc i forgot what i wrote is annoying

[robotpussy]

anyways there really is too much interracial couples with white ppl propaganda going on rn cause I've been seeing white ppl left and right for MONTHS claim any black person either critiquing the abundance of this existing in media rn because it is not only a marketing ploy in some cases, they have to include white people because of the thing white people do where they force themselves to see themselves in anything they watch (which explains why they turn away from things that don't have a white lead because "they cant relate", or they have to change a character that isn't white to be more appealing to them in fandom)

but it is also done so white people can feel better about themselves by making themselves believe they are not complacent in white supremacy because they have a black partner or simply because ppl don't want to ship a black character with a white one (this month its been about spiderverse obvs) because they simply don't want to or because in the comics a certain character has a black partner are just a bad as racists like WOAH who gave you the authority to speak on shit like this?

#let me not get too deep into it cause ik a lot of ppl on here cant read but this is literally not the same fucking thing as racists #saying 'no race mixing' be fucking for real. its a fucking critique #the gall of white ppl. always the ones with leftist their bio too saying this too just itching to call a black person terrible cause #u have no reading comprehension #and if u want to call me a hypocrite for saying this when i had a crush on a white guy irl then do it because I'm not talking abt #real life couples im talking about shit in the media. i will ignore you #posting this now because of that zendaya movie that was kind of the last straw..... LIKE 2 OF THEM? #even that the line movie with halle bailey. alex wolff as her love interest like ok. what else is coming out

[anxiously-sidequesting]

I like doomed narratives but my ultimate Wizard101 NPC ending is the Young Wizard living in a nice secluded place with all their friends (all the necromancers, Ceren, Nolan, fuck you Boris you can live outside, Dasein, the Schismist Soldier, Mellori and the Bat) like a little village but they're all roommates and they do things like farming and brewing hot tea on Sundays free from Ambrose and the rest of the damned Spiral

#ik thats a lot of people HALSJDLDHDH #but in my version of Wizard101 that's everyone's ending. they get to heal together #i know i said all of the necromancers but i think i like it better if duncan was like maybe separate #not because i hate him but because im a huge believer of not being able to heal when the person who hurt you is right there #AND EVEN THOUGH WE DIDNT HURT HIM ON PURPOSE we're still a source of his trauma and i cant see duncan living with us right away yknow #like maybe later on in life but i like him better on his own off in the spiral to see the world and humble himself #*with artur and susie because he loves them #BUT YEA my wizard lives with everyone else at the Very End. fuck you ambrose /lh but /srs #the odd ones out honestly are ceren and nolan bc iirc in canon they dont go thru any type of shit. theyre fine #the rest of the group i mentioned have FLASHBACKS. theres some Trauma Periodt. in their cereal for breakfast #but i mean ceren and nolan can come if they want its fine #i MEAN IT about boris he CANNOT COME #yeah i said the schismist soldier. thats just my personal fantasy ik he hates us #here i am saying duncan cant be around us but thr schismist soldier ABSOLUTELY cannot be around us. but in my world he can! im a hypocrite! #itd be funny if he was still like. just a liiitle bit obsessed but its not because of his inferiority and god complexes he's just gay for us #......yeah im biased okay look he's hot leave me alone /lh #wizard101 #w101 #wiz101 #text posts

[thekidsare-not-alright]

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#Sometimes I find GOLD on fobtwt. 1/10 times maybe. being generous #And then other times theyre all arguing about NOTHING!!! #like?!? DO YOU HEAR YOURSELVES #No one cares !! It does 0 good to bicker about this!! It harms no one!! #I say as I complain about it. lmfao. #Use these tags as a sign to keep avoiding fobtwt #Im a hypocrite ik but I only lurk there I promise #I try to bring the good stuff here and that's it #Shhhh

[tenshindon]

I just saw the cell post and like, yeah, makes sense. Evil gay bug man. But then I started thinking "damn wait how many dragonball villians are straight?" And the only ones that came to mind were Mercenary Tao, Red, and Bu

Thoughts?

anon learns that most lgbt characters in media are antagonists, more at 11

#snap chats #alright maybe not MOST but the most notable ones are #take it for how you will i only Vaguely connect myself with the community so i feel weird tryin to speak on it #ik there are people who are disturbed by that fact but i also know there are people who dont mind #in db's case its like. Eh since db isnt really character or romance focused #but still sucks that the only majorly lgbt coded charas are antagonists and/or die and are gone from the franchise #like i like my lgbt antags ill say it im a hypocrite but thats a case-on-case basis i think idk #depends on the chara BUT thats a discussion for another day ig. or another blog LMAO

[ethereal-bumble-bee]

When my card declines at therapy and they bring out some McDonald’s

#Tw food mention #tw diet #tw ed implied #idk I’ve had such trouble with eating lately #It’s kinda an issue #Literally the thought of eating makes me sick #Sorry for the vent lol ignore this #I AM NOT PRO 4N4 #EDS ARE BAD FOLKS #YOUVE GOTTA EAT #IK ITS A BIT HYPOCRITICAL BUT IM WORKING ON IT #EEEEEEAAAAAAATTTTTTT #(With love ofc)

[volfoss]

By no means is this a hot take but i am absolutely sick of games that are like ok guys. You pay 150+ USD for the game and all the dlc like i miss the days where it was a couple big dlc packs for 15 bucks each and not like 20 packs

#twist rambles #^ sims fan. hypocritical ik #but im looking into rollercoaster tycoon 3 vs planet coaster bc i want a simulation game to get into but it makes me so frustrated #im sick of the fact that we need 50 million dlc packs to make a game good. was also looking into city building games and GOD. they will+ #be like ok ^-^ plaza dlc. what if i KILLED YOU. why cant they make complete games anymore lmao #like I'm looking at ts4. looking at how the base game for it is simply an unenjoyable experience compared to ts3 or 2 or even 1 #and looking for comparisons for these coaster games is like oh well rct3 is soooo ugly so obviously PC is better. like ok can we discuss #the amount of content. can we discuss which plays better. idc the graphics if the game plays well and is interesting. #anyways mutuals um gimme simulation game recs please and ty 👍 this phenomenon in gaming makes me so 😡

[labrdorite]

no… my gi/hsr brainrot is low… NOOO

#— 🏹🩵 #ik im prob hella hypocritical for criticising games im obsessed with #oh well #anyways #i havent been focused on hsr/gi as much recently i feel so bad :(( #my babies ;;;;; #I MISS THEM BUT MAN FFXIV CONSUMED MY BRAIN #help idk how to get the energy back i wanna look at my mens i miss them sm :’(

[cheapbananas]

not sorry but calling men "fruity" because they express an emotion or like something typically 'girly' is just as harmful when youre a gay person saying it as it is when youre not. team let men like oat milk lattes. team let men read romance novels and fanfiction. team let men be close with their friends. team let men listen to music written by women. breaking news that straight men can indeed enjoy iced coffee and wash their face every night. STOP CALLING MEN GAY FOR TRYING TO ENJOY LIFE! (and also what if they ARE gay! telling them you know they are when they say theyre not is harmful!) doesnt matter who you are; telling men there is a specific way they have to act to be straight is bad.

#“screw gender roles” and then you cant imagine that a straight man might enjoy fanfiction is crazy #they get enough “that's gay” as it is please dont make it worse #“ik a gay man when i see one” and then its just a man with joy in his heart #hypocrites everywhere its crazy #trying to talk with my friends and convince them its okay to like things that arent stereotypical guy things #and then the queer people in those spaces call them gay for liking it and im tired of it

[storm-of-feathers]

also rage addiction is a very real thing. stop looking at shit that pisses you off.

#if it sucks hit da bricks! #also yeah ik im a hypocrite bc i also struggle with this #but the secret to being happy is that you have to try

[meimeikyu]

heyyyy guess who slept 2 and a half hours today! i feel like a mop ((:

that is. such a good description for that feeling. also I HOPE U SLEEP MORE >:3

#im a hypocrite #ik #bubbles my love <3

[yurigi]

On the one hand it’s sort of nice to see your fav bands get recognition on the other like i have a strong need to gatekeep depeche mode from the last of us watchers and tiktokers. They don’t need it

#if you didn’t learn about your favorite bands from your dad what are you even doing honestly #and yes ik dm is like. popular and impossible to gatekeep its just like 😭 #also im sort of hypocritical bc when i was on tt id discover music from there but i also quit using it so like 😭