#im a giraffe guys

[beyondplusultra]

It's like I blinked and "Haha I'm going to kill myself" became a funny joke to make again, or an alright thing to say ironically. You guys stop that. You'll feel better for not saying it, I promise.

#this is also a psa to please not put that in tags for my art #i LOVE the gushing and the “oh my god my heart is in a blender i am laying down on the floor crying sobbing screaming” stuff! #just not the kms stuff. it took me a while to unlearn that habit and some of you guys need to do the same #it's so much funnier to say stuff like IM GONNA EAT A WHOLE GIRAFFE #or other such hyperbole #i promise #mango talks

[pebblewobs]

why does he.

#spg #steam powered giraffe #the spine spg #hi guys im being cringe again

[boneinator]

Curious how Upgrade is associated to radio sounds huh. Just a thought

(reblogs > likes !!)

They're smoking buddies dw she's fine

#definitely colored this like that to keep up the aesthetic and not bc im lazy haha. couldn't be me guys #everytime I think about early upgrade and hatchworth I get out of hand and do a whole ass illustration.. #this is my doodle sketchbook girly you are killing my consistency #spg #steam powered giraffe #upgrade spg #hatchworth spg #traditional art #bone's singular crumb

[darcyolsson]

so excited and terrified for my date why did he make me choose the restaurant what if we get there and it for some reason sucks and he points and laughs at me and he makes me marry him just so he can make us get a divorce immediately and actually I still have 2 uncancelled dinner reservations so I'm going to let you decide this one

#my friend said to go with giraffe place as a test #and if im honest i can barely argue with that. #its a lot more casual than the other place which i think is a good thing for a first date.... but be honest #is the giraffe too much. #its a fun place and hes a weird guy i can tell that much.... but its still a massive giraffe #personal

[bloodfueledmachine]

day 30

#eyestrain #ultratober #ultrakill #ultrakill spoilers #what the actual fuck do i tag this as? does this guy even Have tags? #war giraffes ultrakill #??????????????? i... dont know im gonna try it anyways #war giraffes #ultrakill war giraffes #yknow it would be giraffe not giraffes cause its just one of these guys but #Shut up okay. shut up

[owlhari]

who wants to watch me ramble for 18 minutes about the disabled rep in spg

#steam powered giraffe #spg #video #video essay #i guess im a video essay guy now #disability #its disabled pride month and this wasnt on purpose but there u go #Youtube

[theomenscouncil666]

I wanna photoshop the spine from spg onto a badly drawn penis and call him the spenis

#im cringe but im free #the spine spg #steam powered giraffe #shitpost #funny haha time #im so funny guys

[lillianlilie]

Ive been comparing all the brass goggles version so

Also if you answer this please tell me in the tags which one you prefer and why im so curious

#personally im a walters expo fan #rabbit is so wonderfully aggressive i love her #and im also a ‘i love you’ guy and hatchworths singing is HAUNTING #but also steamworld heist??? #rabbit past her transition sings SO GOOD #LILE WHEN SHE DOES THE BACKGROUND VOCALS? DAMN #and in the end you can really hear all the voices and them harmonising #actually when thinking about it i think i prefer this one #anyway #steam powered giraffe #brass goggles #it talks???

[pumpkindogart]

Silly endeavors

#spg #steam powered giraffe #pumpkindogart #heavypaint #rabbit spg #im a simple guy y'know???

[spotsupstuff]

"Was the answer always right there? Does the question mean anything to us now that we are here? Perhaps a resolution was never possible from our original frame of reference.

The question wasn't well defined. If we had stumbled upon a correct solution among all of our permutations, we wouldn't have had any hope to distinguish it from the faulty ones. Nor did we have a method to reliably test it.

We were trying to understand what lies beyond a point of no return, while having yet to pass it.

Only those who have seen the other side can know the answers, but by definition they can never venture back to deliver the knowledge they have gained."

Is Sparrows *technailly* THE solution?

JGKLKDSMCLDGK

all the Eo Iterators @ Tarrows:

Tarrows who doesn't wanna have anythin' to do with this shit:

but no i'mma say no she isn't. the answer is still unknown in DP, just by entering the void one doesn't figure it out immediately i believe. physically existing within the void ain't it, Moon n Pebs figure out this "solution" only when they r together in the void n talk stuff out. iirc i'm so lazy with wiki checkin but i think shkiki talked bout that a bit n like yea this dialogue is specifically from the both of 'em

and Tarrows is just a confused emotionally-annihilated mess who has trouble even existing as a person for a while. she doesn't understand what happened to her, how or even Why

ever been under anesthesia? n like woke up from it somewhat and people were around you and they talked at you or about you but you were too out of it to really do anything else than weakly look at them before conking out again? that was more or less her stay in the void

as the Tinkerer she consciously made her way to the void pools in the cave system under Fish's facilities, consciously jumped in and swam to the void worms. she remembers being pulled further down, some kind of glow and then it's lights out. the Folk Gods converse, floating over her spirit. it cracks an eye open, not comprehending what it's seeing. one of them gently shushes it back to sleep, just like a nurse- "you aren't supposed to be awake yet. it's okay, go back to sleep." and then the next thing she knows she is Sparrows- but not properly- naked, sitting at the shores of the void sea, her old things seemingly magically a little ways away

girl doesn't know jackshite when it comes to the Solution </3

#Spot says stuff #rw #oc tag #tarrows whole situation reminds me of that one vine of a guy in a giraffe costume nyoomin by on skis past people tryin to take a pic #the iterators r just doin their despairing shit and then tarrows comes outta fuckin nowhere misplaced as FUCK. 'IM A SLUGCAAAAAT' nyooom by #the solution is some kinda enlightenment cultivation clear-the-spirit thingy i'm fairly sure Sparrows cant feckin do any of that shit #cuz shes religiously LAME

[immamapletreekid]

instead of grinding for finals i lost hours to a one piece wiki spiral

#IT ALL STARTED...WITH CP9S INDEPENDENT REPORT #in the most predictable fashion. ive yet again fallen for the “dangerous murder bot villains are actually a found family and genuinely care #for one another“ #PLSSS THE WAY THEY ALL WORKED SO HARD TO EARN THE MONEY TO TREAT LUCCI #thinking so hard about how they are one collecfive unit. they move together they work travel live thrive together #giggled so hard at kaku giraffe slide #SOEAKING OF WHICH I JUST LEARNED KAKU IS THE YOUNGEST OUT OF CP9 #HE WAS 18 WHEN THEY PLANTED HIM AND THE OTHERS IN WATER 7 #im not ok im ripping my pillow to shreds punchjng the wall screaming shaking good GOD DJFJ #KALIFAS DAD WAS IN THE PREV GEN OF CP9????? SO SHES RRALLY BEEN THERE THROUGH IT ALL #thinking about lucci and jabra and blueno trio... #yes i originally was devastated to discover my favourite shipwrifjts were actually undercover government assassins but like #the found family.....maybe not found family but FORGED FAMILY THEY MADE IT WORK #i still think it's so silly that. kaku is the youngest but hes second ij terms od power and he speaks like an old man #in my ideal world cp9 brutally murders spandam and they live their best lives after doijg whatever #attention span for stats and cs??? nonexistent #but yea sure i can spend 2 hours memorizing the key detaisl from the wiki entries of all cp9 agents and making a chart and timeline #maybe this is a sign...that i need to fix this before it causes bigger issues #rambling about stuff #wait omg no last thought is how when all the cp9 members reunite after 5 years and firsg thing they do is immediately check their doriki #and jabras upset by how both lucci ajd kakus are higher than his now but then u think about how hes the oldest in their group #heck five years ago when they were sent off to water 7 those two were 23 and FUCKIJG 18 YEARS OLD #OF COURSE HES UPSET THESE TWO FUCKING KIDS ARE STRONGEE THAN HIM #who holds seniority over them. im actually devastated and extremely entertained #the last time u see the youngest of your group hes some 18 year old kid you could best in a spar. maybe even leave some words of wisdom for #then he goes and leanrs how to build ships for 5 years and comes back stronger than u #they are a family to me... HE COULD HAVE ABANDONED TJEM?!?! THEM ALL HAD THE CHOICE OF LEAVING THE OTHERS BEHIND TO SAVE THEMSELVES #BUT THEY DIDNT. HE STILL GAVE KALIFA HIS SHIRT AND CARRIED KAKU ON HIS BACK ALL THE WAY TO ST POPLAR #biting my hands hitting the wall scratchijg the floors screaming shakijg not normal about these guys #THE WAY JABRA HAS A PET CHICKEN TO COUJTER HATTORI

[iholli]

WE'RE GETTING A SEQUEL ???

#HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS IM SO EXCITED #THIS IS THE NEWS OF THE WEEK FOR ME #STEAM POWERED GIRAFFE COMING IN WITH NEW MUSIC AND EVERYTHING #WE JUST KEEP WINNING !!! #steamworld heist #steam powered giraffe #ratkingrambles #i am SO excited rn im screaming in every direction possible #Youtube

[boneinator]

More shitty doodles (with bad lightning this time !!) bc apparently this is all I can do now

#ww sam my beloved #if he looks inaccurate/off don't fucking tell me im not looking up reference for the fucking regular ass guy sorry #spg #steam powered giraffe #traditional art #rabbit spg #the spine spg #the jon spg #upgrade spg #hatchworth spg #gg the giraffe #walter worker #walter worker chelsea #walter worker sam #wink the satellite #peter walter vi #vintage rabbit spg #bone's singular crumb

[caramelmochacrow]

the way i felt so scared when noa said auditions like junna--

#crow talks #d4dj #d4dj groovy mix #revue has not helped me at all. #NEXT A GIRAFFE IS HOLDING IT #also. yk the drill d4 guys!!! im liveblogging :DDD #should make a liveblogging tag--

[a-flickering-soul]

i made my favorite panel of red core that's not the robot guro frame a transparent image for literally no reason other than to have a sticker of six affirming rabbit's gender

#flickerthoughts #spg #steam powered giraffe #man idek why i like this panel sm. the way hes standing. the way hes like oh man r u a girl? my b. lets do smth abt that. like hes so real. #six guy of all time im serious hes the most funny n perplexing little guy #in retrospect i shouldve made the bubble empty so he can be saying whatever u want but u guys can do that

[captainshyguy]

relistening to some songs from the cent*urworld soundtrack really reminded me how frustrated the show made me, since it did a bunch of things i liked and had potential, and then a lot of stuff i really didnt like kjfdsdngjkndjsk 

#i REALLY didnt mesh with the humour #i think i laughed maybe twice across the whole thing #and only one i actually remember (zulius seeing the beefy guy get greased up and being liek HOW DO I GET THAT JOB' like u go u gayass) #like i get it its supposed to be silly and goofy to show how different these worlds are or whstever but like. #idk i dont want to call it tonal whiplash bc like. its the point. but i guss i kinda hoped the characters would learn to balance both better #be a little goofy and a little serious #and ig they kiiiiinda did that #but my brand of goofy isnt their brand of goofy #their brand is very obnoxious and over the top and also fart jokes #like...noooooo kings give me more abt the nowhere king and the elktaur(?) and the woman and the human world #like sure rider is boring but at least she didnt legimitely make me cringe in embarassment multiple times looking at u horrible giraffe man #and its a shame bc the good stuff BOPS. there's a bunch of bngers song wise too (though significantly less in the 2nd season jesus) #so its just like. man. i wish the nowhere king and all that stuff was in a show whos humour i could actually stomach #luke rambles #i apologise if this appears in the tags but tumblr aint giving me tag editor yet and im not typing all that out again lol