#im a fucking simp on god

[mblue-art]

hhappy pocky day 11/11!! here's some self-indulgence ft oreo man///

#mblue art #self insert #cross!sans #forgive the cursing but oh my god im so fucking gay for cross what is this doki doki bullshit (it is 3am) #'just a quick doodle' i said; hrs earlier #'hey lets try to color it more actually' - 'oh no its cute' #anyway bless references 🙏 glad they exist #also unFAIR a pocky game AND a kabedon??? WOW this is what i get for giving him 2 boxes of choco and cookies and cream pocky??? smfh #its like he cranked up his rizz meter and went all in #ok im shutting up before the brain filter yeets outta my head #guys forgive my 3am sleep deprived brain it's running on simp fuel istg #@ that friend who encouraged me to draw the idea you know who u are (index pointing emoji) #pocky #CM

[just-null-cult]

HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW JJK EPISODE BECAUSE NORITOSHI IS SO ADORABLE

IVE SEEN HIM. HES SO.... BREAKS MY FACE

#cult leader cameo #ragingbisegzual #hes so fucking cute bro #HE HAS NO FUCKING IDEA WHATS GOING ON #GOD I FORGOT HOW PRETTY HE WAS #GEGE DONT TAKE HIM AWAY FROM US #also im lowkey embarrassed with how much effort i put into that animation. like damn bb noritoshi simping is a frug like no other #THE VIDEO LOOKS SO SHITTYLMAIFJEAOF BUT POV YOU TOOK A PEEK INSIDE MY MIND

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as Robert Morgan

The Last Man On Earth (1964) dir. Sydney Salkow

#vincent price #the last man on earth #i am legend #richard matheson #zombies #vampires #such a good movie #and vp is also sexy as fuck in this... #like...i forget the plot because im too busy simping for him #so sexehhhhhh #uunf #bicon #bisexual #god #graveyard #halloween #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome #gif #gif made by me

[hoony-parker]

honey, i'm home - s.h

a/n: firstly i wanted to thank all of you for all the love my first steve drabble has received! you guys are amazing! <3. also, you can read this as a part two of this fic, or you can read it individually.

warnings: just fluff and talk about kids (if that's even a warning?)

summary: you and steve have the kids over, and everything just gets very domestic.

w/c: 1.8k (oops?)

pairing: steve harrington x fem!reader

request: Ahh I would love a part 2 of this! The kids in college and having sleepovers at the house! @victoriajelmore

part one here!

talk steve to me

living with steve for the last four years wasn't always a blast. that's obvious.

the little fights you had every once in a while were minuscle, thank god. but if steve could just lay his shoes next to the front door instead of thrown across the room--

either way, steve was completely sure he always left the shoes next to the door. he swears on the phillies, he'd say. because now, after four years of living in philadelphia, pennsylvania, steve's become a huge fan of the phillies-- though you firmly believe he hasn't seen as much as a game.

also, steve just can't take it when you cook and just leave the dirty dishes there. "just clean it right after you finish using it," he'd tell you, and you'd always remind him, "harrington, last time i got distracted while cooking, you found a piece of my stylist's business card in your spaghetti."

other than that, living with steve was a dream. in four entire years, you hadn't had any other-dimensional incidents, which you greatly appreciated and planned to keep it that way. but, of course, being eight hours away from hawkins also meant being eight hours away from the kids. and steve, although he wouldn't admit it, missed the kids so fucking much.

every time you visited hawkins, the reunion would be so emotional— only from steve and dustin's side. and you really did have a great time visiting, but that didn't make the goodbyes any easier. again, from steve and dunstin's side.

so, when the kids finally graduated highschool and most of them got into the university of pennsylvania and, those who didn't enrolled in the philly community college, you were happy, sure. but steve was ecstatic.

and sure, you missed the silence a little. but you much rathered these days.

"i'm not saying that meg ryan's not a babe, dustin—"

"really? 'cause i heard you say it, steve. i heard you say that meg ryan in 'when harry met sally' is a babe."

"i didn't say she was a babe—," steve insisted.

"i heard you, steve. loud and clear. and may i remind you you have a girlfriend?"

steve raised an eyebrow, unamused. "i am aware, dustin, thank you." dustin gave him a side eye. "are you? cuz seconds ago i heard you call another woman a babe, stephen."

"that's not my name," muttered steve. dustin, however, ignored him as he continued rambling almost incoherently. "and i think that it's disrespectful towards y/n, y'know? saying that another woman's a babe under her own roof—,"

"stop saying babe," steve glared. "i said i thought she was pretty, alright? pretty, not a babe."

"sounds the same to me!" dustin threw his hands up in the air, his eyes comically wide.

"oh. my. god. you're gonna give me a hernia from your bickering," intervened max. "watch your soap opera and do your crossword, if you want. i don't care. just shut up. please," she rolled her eyes.

steve frowned and turned around from where he sat on the sofa, looking at max, who sat next to lucas on the bar stools at the kitchen counter. "what's with her?" he pointed towards the red headed. lucas shrugged, a brow lifted in confusion towards his girlfriend's attitude.

they all heard the keys jingle outside the front door, and they all looked at the door attentively. "i brought pizza!" you called, opening the door with one hand, your bag hanging from your forearm while you held two boxes of pizza with your other hand, pushing the door close with your foot.

steve jumped from his seat to help you, shortly admiring you. your hair was up in a messy ponytail and you were wearing your uniform from the coffee shop you were working part-time at, your schoolbag hanging from your shoulder.

you looked like a mess; exhausted, your eyes tired and with bags beneath them. your apron was still loosely wrapped around your waist with coffee and something that looked a lot like maple syrup staining the fabric. in his eyes, you looked beautiful.

he smiled warmly at you and you reciprocated it rather tiredly. steve took the boxes of pizza from your hand and your bag from your shoulder, pecking your lips in greeting, and he smiled against them when he felt you hum contently. he broke the kiss, face mere inches away from yours, and he looked into your eyes, "hi," steve smiled.

"hi," you grinned. he pecked your lips quickly twice more before heading to the kitchen to place the boxes on the counter, dodging the couple of mattresses that were sprawled all over the living room floor.

you sighed, untying your shoes and placing them next to the door before walking towards the kitchen, chuckling under your breath at the sight of all four of them— dustin, max, lucas and steve, were running around the place, opening cubboards and drawers to take out plates and silverware to place on the coffee table in front of the tv in the living room.

"evening," you called while walking into the kitchen, the three teenagers all answering you descoordinated and emotionless, distracted. dustin, who was bending down to take some placemats, suddenly stood up and pointed to steve. "y/n, steve thinks other women are hot," he rushed to say.

you playfully gasped, turning to him with an offended look. "w-what? dustin, what the hell?!" steve threw his hands up in the air, giving the curly haired boy a confused look. dustin shrugged.

"you find other women attractive? have you been ogling other girls, steve?" you asked seriously, standing up straight and looking at him in the eye for the sake of the joke.

"of course not!" steve said. "gee, calm down. don't get your panties in a twist," scoffed max with a scrunched up face. steve sighed frustradedly at the kids' attempts to get on his nerves, taking the plates from lucas and you walked towards him, pecking his lips lovingly. "we're just messing with you, lover," you took the tableware from him.

"what's with the commotion, anyway?" you asked from the loving room. "they watched that movie with meg ryan," explained max with a tight lipped smile, handing you the two water bottles to place on the table. you nodded in understanding. "meh, that's fine. i always say tom cruise looks hot in the top gun movie," you dismiss with a wave of your hand.

"ha!," steve points at dustin with a wide grin, frowning short after. "wait, what?" he turns to you. you giggle, walking towards your boyfriend and hugging his waist. "not hotter than you, though," you kissed his clothed chest. he grinned, satisfied with your words and hugged you tighter.

max scrunched up her face in disgust. "get a room."

"one more comment and you're sleeping outside, missy," steve threatened jokingly. the red headed rolled her eyes.

"we raised her and that's how she treats us," he shakes his head disapprovingly. "teenagers," you tsked. he laughed in agreement.

when you were all seated in the living room, the kids mostly on the mattresses with their plates in hand, lucas asked through a mouthful. "it feels like we're missing a lot of people."

"we are," his girlfriend deadpanned. you rubbed your hands together to get rid of the crumbs and finished chewing. "well, will and el are in cali, and mike is visiting them," you smiled tightly.

"we really should get more friends," sighed dustin. steve put his arm over the back of the couch behind you, inviting you to cuddle closer to him. "well, college is starting soon. you'll get the chance then, am i right?"

a chorus of 'yeah's' and 'i guess's' sounded through the room.

silence fell into the room, only the sound of the movie coming from the tv playing. steve frowned at the pizza. "did you get this from the place across the building?" he gestured to the pizza.

you didn't answer for a while.

"...yeah."

everyone groaned and dropped the pizza to their plates.

later that night, the kids were already in bed and you and steve were making your bed, stretching the blankets and fluffing your pillows before you got under the covers.

"i love those little rascals," steve sighed, laying on his side while burying his face further into the pillow. you rolled to your side so you were facing him. "they're good kids."

"they are," he said. "imagine how ours are gonna be," his eyes were closed, but he smiled at the idea. he pictured you, your swollen belly and with toddlers running around a house. he loved the idea.

"you've thought of that?" you smiled in surprise. steve slowly opened an eye and peeked at you. "you haven't?"

"i mean... yeah," you shrugged. you cuddled closer to him, throwing a leg over his waist. one of his arms pulled you closer, and he laid on his back so your head could rest on his chest. he let out a big breath and closed his eyes again, his free arm going under his head.

you put your chin on his chest, looking down at him. "tell me more," you whispered, and he opened his eyes shortly again to look at you while giving you a smile, and closed them once again. "well," he inhaled deeply. " we'd have a bunch of kids—,"

"oh, to start your large brood of harringtons?" you giggled. he nodded with a hum. "exactly. a whole basketball team," he said, and you laughed in surprise and delight. one of his eyes opened at the sound, and his grin widened.

"i'm serious here. i'm talking six kids," he smiled. "six?!" you laughed loudly. he hummed affirmatively again. "six little nuggets. three boys, three girls."

you laid back down on his chest, hugging him close. "have any names in mind yet?"

he kissed the crown of your head, "hmm," he thought.

"i was thinking 'benjamin' for one of the boys, 'beth' for one of the girls," he suggested. you nodded into his clothed chest, breathing in deeply in relaxation and breathing out contently at the smell of the remnants of his cologne.

"i love 'em," you told him, your voice already dripping with sleep. "yeah?" he spoke into your temple, dropping a few more kisses there.

"yeah."

"maybe we could name other two 'anna' and 'toby'?" you looked up at him. steve smiled, though confused. "like my grandparents?"

you nodded. laying back down. "i know how much you love them, and i've always liked their names, too."

his hand searched after one of yours, lacing your fingers together. the brown eyed brought yours to his face, kissing your knuckles. "i'm glad we're doing this together," he whispered into your skin, placing more kisses on your fingers.

"we're not doing anything yet," you giggled.

he jumped into action, turning you around and throwing you on your back to the bed, and you let out a surprised yelp. steve hovered over you, and looked down at you with a smirk on his face. he leaned down, placing a single kiss on your neck.

"wanna start now?"

#steve harrington angst #steve harrington smut #steve harrington x reader #steve harrington fluff #steve harrington #steve stranger things #im a simp for dad steve i- 😭 #it's a little longer than expected but oh well #god i want a steve so fucking much

[daftysaph]

Apex literally gave us another trans character

AND THEN gave their non binary character a boyfriend

This is all I've ever wanted in this game!!

#im not gonna lie im simping hard for cat #shea just so perfect #im so gay #ans dont get me STARTED on fusehound #they are so gay and cute and cringe and i love them so so so so much #my only worry is not it looks like valk and loba *might* break up and god i hope not #like i get lobalore and i see what valk is doing is like really bad #but fuck me please #dont give us a queer relationship just to end the wlw relationship #let us have both #i dont want exs in my shooty game #apex legends #bloodhound #fuse #catalyst #fusehound #chatter

[crazylittlejester]

Pinterest this might be the fucking funniest thing you have ever done

#WHY IS IT TITLED ‘IM A SIMP’ #THERE ARE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FUCKING FACE RN #I DID NOT NAME IT THAT #OH MY FUCKING GOD. #jes talks #bg3 #astarion

[therealdisneyfan2319]

I’m-

#elizabeth olsen #oh my fucking god #holy fuck #im dead #and a simp #women am i right

[unfunnyaceartist]

Vent post ahead that may change your view on me and that may sound dramatic (NOT DIRECTED AT ANYONE, THIS IS JUST IN GENERAL) Mostly just to get out my feelings. I only ask that if you look, to be kind and understanding and patient. Also the tags are silly and id appreciate if you read em. id appreciate if you didnt ask me anything on it

I feel toxic sometimes because i can get so jealous i borderline gatekeep things and I always feel so bad because its never intentional but then I end up hating myself because I know its unhealthy and irrational but I cant help it, and I know im so lucky and have a lot in many senses of the word, but at times it feels like they can be taking everything, because when I like someone or something, they tend to matter a fuck-ton to me. Im sorry to anyone ive lashed out at a bit for them wanting what I have, I really am. Its not coming from a place of hostility, rather a place of trauma responses and hyperfixation that stem from my adhd and autism but like when I try something and it goes great, and then someone else is like "OOH thats awesome I wanna do that too" It feels almost like when Im finally happy or excited or proud to have something, someone comes and takes it. Usually Ill play it off as a joke, but in reality, its complete honesty that im trying to soften so I dont upset anyone, especially when its over fiction or a person, because I do NOT own them and I know that, but it bothers me when someone swoops in to do the exact same things or even one-up especially when its really soon after me, and since my self worth is already abysmal, it just makes me feel worse, like I should be lucky to have what I do to begin with, but I feel the need to hold it close to me and protect it so I dont lose things that make me really happy.

Recently Ive even started reverse gatekeeping in response to others, where ill just tell myself I cant or dont deserve to have anything special because I'm not, and only others can enjoy this. But thats why people making me ship content makes me so happy. Its dumb to get jealous over others selfshipping with a character I like. Its dumb to get upset over someone I know copying or taking heavy inspiration from one of my ideas. Its dumb to get possessive over someone else trying to befriend my new awesome friends or wife/wives. I rarely selfship anymore due to my reverse gatekeeping and instead serve the others who simp or enjoy content. I provide since I feel I cant take. It makes me happy and distracts me. But the moment someone else does something similar to what is my toxic coping mechanism for my toxic coping mechanism, it only hurts worse. Thats why sometimes, for example, I get a bit snappy when someone else provides gummybunny (that and also shipping jealousy sometimes). Thats why I get snappy when I make a friend someone else super cool and then another person comes in and wants to befriend them (No darken, this wasnt directed at you, its happened more than once with more than one person but I know how you tend to assume). I LOVE giving but I hate sharing, because all my life whenever I shared, I lost something.

Introduce a friend to a friend? They leave me behind for eachother. Let someone wear my fitbit because they wanted to feel "rich"? It got stolen. Give money to someone in a "rough spot" who promised to repay me somehow? Never saw them again. I was always so trusting and understanding, and I always made excuses for others. Always so naive and gullible. So much so, in fact, that in elementary I kept letting my bullies pretend to be my friends when they claimed they changed, and let them destroy any ounce of worth I had whatsoever. Things that make me happy I CHERISH because of all the things ive lost and all my experiences. Ive never been hit, not once, but the abuse all my life came emotionally and mentally, and I only recently realized through therapy. Now its hard to trust people in certain situations. Sorry for my probably hard to follow and melodramatic rant.

sorry im dumb haha

#tw vent #By the time I finished writing the post I was no longer a mess about it but im still gonna post it #I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF I SEE ANYONE APOLOGIZING FOR MY OWN ISSUES IM GONNA BE PISSED #yall read all the tags its beneficial lol #Ngl SOME of this jealousy hits hardest with Gummy #because Ill FINALLY get fed some simp food for myself #and then yk #theyll kinda show up and ask to receive the same stuff #or act jealous #gummy #babe I love you #BUT DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU HAVE FEEDING YOU GUMMYBUNNY CONSTANTLY???? #Like mine is rare and far between #and I dont draw much selfship unlike you #LET ME HAVE SOME THINGS DAMMIT #And then Darken over here when I get a cool new friend just like: #... is for me? 🥺👉👈 #/nm for both things #im the embodiment of envy and greed arent I... #I hate upsetting people #I just keep it to myself and internalize my emotions mostly #haha now you guys know how possessive and jealous I am #its giving yandere 🥰💅✨🗣💃🕺😍😘😼🤠🤭😇🙄🤩😜😝🤑🧐😈 #i regret my life choices right about now

[chewysgummies]

Still remember how people on mixels discord server mentioned how either major nixel or king nixel would be the sexy man or something. I also thought that maybe flain would be one too considering the fact that I think he's often the most shipped character with OCs or something and how I used to have a crush on him as a child.

#chewys notes #mixels #idk what im saying #But fr #when i was in elementary #i used to participate in this chocolate funding and made some money out of it #when we were taken to the book fair i immediately had my eyes locked on the mixels activity book because holy shit #Didn't help the fact that flain was on the cover art so i HAD to get it for him #in other words #little me simp for him this badly to the pint where i literally took out the money from the chocolate funding pounch #and use it to pay for the book JUST for flain😭 #At least i got that cool ass nixels Lego #though i lost it #Off topic but i did felt a bit strange when i suddenly got the attention of my classmates when i got the book #they didn't know what mixels were so their attention were caught onto my book and ask me if they can see it #fuck now im starting to recall how i literally got on the computer and went on the mixels website just to see flain in 3rd grade #That is until this one boy noticed me playing on the website and immediately start to butt in #At that point i was basically kicked out of my own computer time since the group of kids got onto the computer to play on the website #god damn

[lonesome-dreamsss]

i'm SO UPSET that tony never got to see steve's angst beard!!!!!! like let's be so real, steve was in shambles bc he missed his bf and said bf didn't even get to see it!!!!! that's a CRIME!!!!!

#this has been a thought in my head since 2017 #like i just..... #tony never got to really know how bad it impacted steve too #and yes i LOVE the thought of tony simping bc let's be real steve's angst beard was hot as fuck #but like!!!!!! he probably spent that whole time thinking he never truly mattered to steve when that's NOT TRUE #tony he needed you too!!!!!! #it wasn't one-sided!!!!!! #and yes steve did write that letter and give him that phone but it didn't really show just how BAD steve was fucked up too #it only showed a fraction of the guilt steve really felt #like god they really couldn't function without each other and it makes me go FERAL #IM in shambles thinking about them #i gotta write a fanfic..... #steve rogers #tony stark #stevetony #stony #the avengers

[sardenis]

UGHHHH I WANNA MAKE A DOODLE OF HIM SO BAD

#oh my god prien my boy #im gonna fucking slap your head if you mocking prien #günther prien my boy #simp

[spaciebabie]

hey i have a question since you are a springtrap simp

if you did have the chance to see and or be with springtrap would you do it? Also would you fix him by just making him less rotting or fix him by bringing him peace of mind?

there is absolutely no way ta bring him any sort of peace of mind he is SO FUCKED IN THE BRAIN ITS UNREAL

honestly i would love ta see him in some sort of enclosure and study him. hes so fascinating ta me that if given the option i would probably try ta talk ta him. ive said this already but i just wonder what goes on in his head. id bring a clipboard and shit skjfskjfsjkdf HES SUCH A DISTURBING CONCEPT AND HES SO COOL I MEAN??? I WANNA KNOW HOW HE WORKS DO A WHOLE PSYCHIATRIC EVAL N SHIT

as for the second half of that question

uhhh hmmm LISTEN IRL HE WOULD PROBABLY NOT BE THE BEST PARTNER BUT MY SIMP HEART FLUTTERS AT THE THOUGHT OF BEING WITH HIM AHSDAKJHDLSAJKDFLSKJDFJKSAKLJJASDFKJDFS

IM SHY LKSADFJKLAG

he would hafta have a bath...a PROPER ONE. his suit is FUCKED but probably the only thing holding him tagether and i dont wanna mess w/his rotten bits so id like help patch him up or something OPKAY THATS AS MUCH AS I CAN HANDLE TYPING OUT IM FLUSTERED ALREADY JSFSKDFJKSFKSFLKS IM INSANE

#BYE #ERUUUH SIMP DETECTED #spacie splains #and gets extremely flustered #i swear the moment the springtrap x reader fics i read start ta get intimate im gonna fucking blow up im gonna explode #im...aaaaaaa #I SWEAR TA FUCK I HAVE NEVER HAD A CHARACTER AFFECT ME LIKE THIS B4 #LIKE IK I KEEP SAYING THIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN BUT ITS TRUE #SPRINGTRAP APPEARS AND I TURN INTA A FLUSTERED MESS LIKE GOD. #'hey spacie think abt being with springtra-' OH OH MY GOD OHHH OH MY GODDD OH MOH #SOMETHING SOMETHING DANGEROUS BEAST WHO IS NICE 2 ME #GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK #I WQANNA KISS HIM SILLY #IM INSANE. IM CRAAAAAZY #TENDERLY PATCHING HIM UP AND FIXING HIM HHHHH #THE INTIMACY #I WOULD DIE ACTUALLY

[jizzlords]

size kink size kink size kink size kink size kink

#── ♡ ❝ i can bring the sex appeal. ( ooc ) #⸻ ₊˚ʚ delete this. ₊˚✧ #ok THATS what i wanted to simp over. #if u need me ill be yearning in photoshop :'} fuck #call me booboo the fool baby. god fuck #mammon with the hand on ozzie's chin too tho akjfhsa #im ok. totally.

[navxry]

seeing a certain someone I've liked go yan.. on a MUTUAL'S blog no less...

I'm not fueling my demons. Not tonight. NUH UH.

#'navina' deciphers... ⟡ 𓆪 #;; i refuse to say i simp for them as a yan. over my dead body. /exag #;; im gonna bite my fingers (metaphorically) as i try to write and do my hw. oh my fucking god it is fueling my unholy thoughts. #;; orz orz #;; im gonna write abt it later. #;; im gonna chill and contemplate just. just HOW i got to this point rn. #;; orz. #;; save me last minute assignments and denial... save me... #;; /exag

[speedydestinydream]

Oh look! The exact moment where Jake was reckless and made possibly the worst and or best decision of his highschool life!

I'd say this is one of my favorite scenes of episode 1 but honestly I love most of episode 1 soooooooooo

#jake simp jokes may be a bit annoying to me but dear god he was so fucking down bad for this girl jesus christ #i dont mean that in a bad way im just pointing it out #tmf #the music freaks #the music freaks rosyclozy #tmf rosyclozy #freakblr #jake tmf #tmf jake #daisy tmf #tmf daisy #rewatching after the season 1 conclusion is insane

[melsimps]

Hhhhhh Speedy boi makes my kitty cat mewl,,,,,,,

[Image descriptions: various pictures of Evan Peters playing Quicksilver in various outfits //End description]

I think that if he fucked me once - just once - I'd be okay and I'd calm down a lot more.

[Image description: a comic of two little figures sitting at desks. The one in front (looking normal and blissfully unaware) is labelled "me vibing". The one behind it (looking unhinged, gripping onto the desk, shaking and sweating) is labelled "horny and feral thoughts". //End description]

Like, literally when I was looking up pictures I was drooling and babbling and salivating.

God damn it, I fucking need someone like him. >:[

Damn you, Days of Future Past, for making me feral over him again.

#mel simps #mel speaks #peter maximoff #someone fucking spay me #someones gotta dead girl walking that man and by god i hope that its me #look at him #how can i not want to fuck him?! #i feel like im going insane #i am going feral over him i swear i can feel my ovary releasing an egg oh god why is he so fine its not fair i need him so bad i just wanna #brrrrr uterus vibrating shaking with need frothing at the mouth