I love that I can wake up and loudly ponder 'where are big kitties?' and my two huge cats show up and curl up in my room with me it's amazing
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Inspired by a friend we're doing coroika queer hcs under the cut
Goggles: he/him aro queer guy. Probably like quoiro he's a bit in love with everyone
Specs: he/him transmasc bi ace
Headphones: she/her, it/its if she's feeling funky. transfem pansexual
Bobble: genderfluid, mix of all sorts of pronouns, changes most days. Wears a bracelet with different colour beads depending on the pronouns of the day just to make it easier for friends
Rider: transmasc aroflux gay guy he wears a million layers at all times
Army: he/him transmasc bi lesbian, gender fuckery makes it hard to define his attraction as strictly gay or straight
Aloha: he/they transmasc enby, bisexual, acespec, scores major bitches (he wishes)
Mask: they/he enby, likes men but hasn't got time for that shit, acespec
Skull: he/she bigender aro queer, also polyam, kills it however he dresses tbh
Avi: shoutouts to Avi. he/him aromid queer
Gloves: he is so transgender and so homosexual, he/him
Emperor: he/him trans guy, bisexual
Prince: he/him trans guy bisexual BUT he's aro as fuck teehee
Npacer: cis woman, any pronouns. Fucks with gender and what terms she likes. Bisexual
Eging Jr: transmasc bisexual, a he/it
Laceless: queer, defo likes men. Little cis boy
Vintage: he/him, likes xe/xem over text sometimes if he's close with you. non sam aro transmasc queer. qpp moment with skull
Omega: she/they, weird girl who's not so girl these days. doesn't label her sexuality but would probably say bi just to shut you up if you ask
Double: I think it's funny if he's cis, bi tho
Red sole: aroace arogender girlypop, she/her
Fierce: he/they, a homosexual
Justice: he/they/it/she/some neos, robogender lil man tbh. non sam aro
Jet: the woman ever. she/it, aro, qpr with justice
Hive: transmasc, I see this man using a shit load of pronouns too. Chronic men liker, arospec
S3 era
Braids: bisexual she/her transfem
Sunsun: he/him, gay as shit
Horn: she/they lesbian
Shady: he/she bigender, every eliter is bigender. woman liker. he's a guy who's a lesbian for men does this make sense
8 bit: she/it/he transmasc enby. Gender is unexplainable. arospec. in some kinda qpp vibes thing with shady
Ocho: the gayest little man you've ever seen
Wire: he/him aro trans guy
Barreleye: he/him transmasc bisexual also I'm a barrelbraids enjoyer tbh
Shellmet: wow queen, you're so aro, she/her
Smallfry: a fish
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Y'all are dumb as SHIT when it comes to glowflies
Do NOT automatically go to the highest point of the map
Do NOT get on a goddamn wall*
Get to a higher point on the map which is near the basket and where salmonids only come from one direction!!
The salmon periodically change what direction they come from, but certain points on the map only have one path to them after a certain point - this means you don't have to switch your aim, and won't get flanked, which is great for slower weapons!!
For example, don't get on a wall on corkscrew when you can get to the top of the central pillar on the map and guarantee that all the salmon approach from the same direction. Being on a wall is risky, because you might fall off and you can't revive teammates
Got a weird weapon? Here's some tips:
Rollers - I'm sure most people know this but if you've got a splat, flingza or dynamo it's very easy to stand at the front of your squad and move slightly forward, rolling over the salmon. You can do this with carbon but it's risky because of the low damage output rolling gives and you might be better using the fact you're a lightweight weapon to flick and run eggs
Chargers - if you're not playing bamboo, full charged shots will piece enemies, so you can shoot whole lines of salmon as they approach
Dualies - roll once and hold yourself in turret mode. Take opportunities to refill ink and then set yourself up again
Brellas - if you have a tenta brella, you can launch your shield into the salmon. This one shotted chum in 2, I presume it still does in 3. Not a glowflies tip, but when using splat brella, bumping small fry with your shield will insta kill them
Blasters - go for indirects, the aoe damage is very useful for taking out lots of salmon at once
Inkjet - if the salmon are on you, you can use your inkjet exhaust to splat them whilst aiming at ones a little further back, or while reviving teammates. Good if you are targeted and run out of ink, or don't have a lot of dps on your team
*One disclaimer: there are some maps and some weapons where it might be better for you to climb a wall, and you can always hop between your usual spot and a wall to force the salmon to change direction (this was always useful on lost outpost in 2). Bad weapons for glowflies, however, is not your aero maining ass failing to aim with eliter, but is stuff with low dps and no 'trick shot' potential - stuff like inkbrush or undercover brella. You're probably better egg running, then climb a wall if you NEED to
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