#ill make a serious analysis tomorrow tho

[rohirric-hunter]

So Théoden rolls up to Saruman's newly redecorated front lawn and looks him in the eye and says, "Hi I'm here for the fantastic explanation you definitely have for the army that marched across half my kingdom systematically burning and slaughtering its defenseless inhabitants with the clear military goal of eliminating the majority of my standing army so as to leave the rest of my people open to invasion, which is absolutely a thing that happened, two days ago, actually, as it so happens, so get talking," and Saruman, Saruman the White, Saruman the Wise, Saruman the angelic messenger of the Valar sent to Middle-earth to defend it from an enemy far beyond the comprehension of the people who lived there, Saruman, head of the White Council, leans on his staff, the symbol of his God-given power and authority, and looks down at this tiny, insignificant man who until three days ago was complicit in the destruction of his own kingdom, and says, "You.. accuse Saruman? You accuse him like the Enemy? Oh! Jail for Théoden! Jail for Théoden for one thousand years!"

#lotr #im sorry this was supposed to be a serious analysis but obviously THAT didnt happen #ill make a serious analysis tomorrow tho