MC: i love men who can cook and use a sword
Napoleon trying to impress her:
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I need help….
I couldn’t find baby versions so this is the best I could get-
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Clarification: forgetting to log out on a shared computer is not hacking, Newt
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Ikevamp incorrect quotes #1
Leonardo: *sucking on a popsicle*
Comte: Pfft, you practicing for when Vlad gets here?
Leonardo: *takes a huge ass bite out of the popsicle*
Comte: oh...*Concern*
Leonardo: All in all, a 100% successful trip.
Comte: But we lost Vlad.
Leonardo: All in all, a 100% successful trip!
Isaac: Where have you been all day?
Dazai: Oh, just dealing with things way beyond my maturity level.
Comte: What's the worst thing you guys have done?
Sebastian: Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade.
William: I kicked Isaac in the shin-
Isaac: -So I kicked William between the legs.
Dazai: I burned a town down.
Comte: What?!
Isaac: What the hell is wrong with you?!?
Dazai: A lot of things.
Theo: No shit.
MC: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.
Leonardo: ...We're on the ground floor.
MC: I know but I want a dramatic exit.
William: I'm trash.
MC: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you?
William:
William: You smooth motherfucker.
William: And yes it does.
Arthur, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?
Dazai: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*
Dazai:
Dazai: It's perfume.
Isaac rn as I write this: Editor's note: What the fuck?
William: Napoleon, my old friend!
Napoleon: I think you tried to kill me at some point.
William: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.
Charles: Three of the four elements are represented as types of hockey. Air hockey, ice hockey, and field hockey. Fire hockey needs to be a thing.
MC: Fire hockey absolutely does NOT need to be a thing.
Dazai: Do you care NOTHING for the balance of the four elements?!
:DDD
You are welcome~~!
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I saw this on Facebook and I had to do this to it 🤷♀️
Leonardo is now a "crazy cat lady". You can't change my mind. 😂
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Do you think the ikevamp guys have a note placed on the piano like this
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@echoes-in-the-forest gave the idea and now y'all will never un-see it HASUHESAIUEHSAESHA
for this screenshot
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