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deluzionalfantisea · 3 months
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Maybe posting more again will grant me the honor of heavy tf2 tummy anon
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writingsfromhome · 9 months
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School Photos
A/N: just a quick fluff one-shot to get me back online. happy August and fellow Leo season.
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“Please!” He begs for the umpteenth time. “Just one picture! I just wanna see one!”
“No! Mum look at me, all albums will be burned if you show anything.”
My family chuckles at my persistence but I was serious. Bringing home my uni boyfriend was going good so far. The only thing I had to avoid was him seeing pictures of me as a child.
“She had braces, even had to wear the headgear sometimes.” My brother teases.
“Shut up!” I glare.
“Yeah and she was obsessed with dolphins so anything she wore had them. And if they didn’t—mom didn’t she have these pictures you ironed on for her.”
“Oh!” Mom gasps. “I remember! The patches, the dolphin patches she bought from that one store um-“
“Remember when she wanted a mole so bad like Aunt Jess that she drew one on.”
“No way, I need to see the proof.” Harry grins, taking in my humiliation like a chilled glass of wine.
“She did it the whole summer until I told her it looked like shit on her face.” My brother says. “It was a kindness now that she looks back right yn?”
“Oh aren’t you Mother Teressa.” I mock. I didn’t want Harry to see me like this either—bothered and acting childish with my brothers but I had to pick and choose my battles here.
“Ok lay off her now boys, let us enjoy the pie your mum made.” My dad swoops to my rescue and I give him an appreciative smile.
“Daddy’s girl.” My brother mutters. Mom scolds him but she’s biting back a laugh. Ugh my family was infuriating.
Since we’d arrived late, right before dinner, Harry hadn’t seen my childhood bedroom so once we’re done around the table we head upstairs.
In between dinner and dessert I’d rushed up with an excuse for the loo and made sure to hide any evidence of my face between the ages of 5-16 in my room.
Now, I give Harry a tour of my childhood bedroom.
“I can imagine you sitting here sketching,” Harry brushes his hand along the oak desk dad had built for me in year 4 and has sat against the window since.
So much of my history lived in all these objects. I was happy that Harry could see it all laid out here, know the past parts of me he couldn’t exactly meet.
Not that he needed to see physical copies of all my past parts.
“And this is my shrine to Jesse McCartney.” I open the top drawer meant for pencils and small items but instead a poster of his face was glued down and tiny trinkets laid around including the ticket from the I went to one of his performances.
“So this is your man on the side. Keeping him tucked away at home hm?” Harry tugs the drawer more to reveal all of my teenage crazy.
“I was obsessed. He’s still a very attractive man.”
“That’s weird.”
“What? That he’s attractive?”
“No, he looks nothing like me.”
“Why would he-“ I roll my eyes when I realize what he’s getting at. “Well you should be flattered you don’t look like my childhood celeb crush. That’d be creepy.”
“I think this is a little creepy.” Harry crosses his arms and leans against the table. I take him in where he stands; he felt so much bigger than my childhood bedroom.
“It’s what teenage girls do. Ask your sister I’m sure she had one of these too.”
“So you’re okay showing me this,” Harry tugs my hand. “But not any pictures of you-“
“No. That’s not happening.”
“I promise I’ll still love you.”
“They’re just embarrassing!” I whine. “I always had a phase I was going through. I don’t want you to see any of them.”
“Why?” He cups my face. “It makes you interesting! I showed you the phase where I spiked my hair every day and thought I was in a boy band.”
“Your hair didn’t even spike,” I laugh into his chest, remembering the photo I had taken a copy of with my phone. His hair had looked like he woken up and taken a chainsaw to it.
“See you’re allowed to laugh at me!”
“Nooo,” I wrap my arms around his waist. “No photos. Now subject change: we’re meeting all my friends tomorrow so what do you want to do today?”
“I can crash.” Harry says. He brushes my hair back and gives my head a kiss. “Driving for 4 hours was more tiring than I thought.”
“Okay,” I was fine with cuddling and going to bed even though it was only 9. As long as I was with Harry, everything felt fun. We’d been dating for over a year now and I loved him in a way I never loved boyfriends from the past. I think he was the real deal.
We lie on my small bed and talk until we doze off. The next morning we wake to the smell of breakfast and my parents spoil us with food and laughter.
I give Harry a tour of my hometown before we meet with my friends from school. Everyone and their partners love Harry and I can’t help but beam as he fits seamlessly into the other half of my life.
He catches my eye every now and then and the smile he gives me makes me fall in love with him all over again.
After an evening spent with family at home and another early night, Harry and I head out to go back to uni the following morning.
Goodbyes are long and multiple hugs are involved all around.
As we settle in and head back onto the motorway, Harry points to the sun visor.
“Sun in your eye?”
“No?”
“Why don’t you flip it down?”
“It’s not?” I look him over. Was he okay?
“Just flip it down yeah? In case.”
“Okay?” I slowly flip the visor down and I gasp. “How could you?”
His laughter fills the car as I stare in horror. Tucked into the mirror is a school picture of me, probably Year 6. My braces are full on while I grimace-not even smile-into the camera. I’m wearing a tie-dye dolphin shirt with dolphin clips in my hair. My hair is in plaits except one of them is already fallen out; I’d probably been rough on the playground. It’s all topped off by a silver chunky chain I’d stolen from my brother—thinking it was real silver and would make me look cool.
“It’s my favourite picture of you,” Harry plucks it off and I realize I should have nabbed it while he was laughing. “I don’t think anything can top it really.”
“Harry I beg you to give that back.”
“Nope.” Harry pops the p with joy. He tucks it into his shirt pocket.
“Harry!”
“I love you. Looking at the picture just makes me love you more.” He glances over at me and pats my thigh. “Can you smile like that for me?”
“This is so unfair!” I cross my arms and face the front. “Who betrayed me?!”
“My lips are sealed.” He was having too much fun. I would get my family to crack—dad would probably tell me. Unless it was him.
“I’m gonna go for her for Halloween.” Harry says, trying to get through my wall of silence.
“Fine.” I sit up with an idea and flick through my phone for the picture I’d been keeping. “I’ll go as him.”
I wait for Harry to look over at me and gloat when his face falls.
“You’re not supposed to have a copy of that!”
“Well. We’re even now.”
I plant a sweet kiss on his cheek, feeling better already.
“You’re so lucky I’m driving.”
“You’re lucky or I would have wrestled that photo away from you ages ago.” I say and Harry looks at me skeptically. “I grew up with brothers don’t underestimate me.”
“Fine. Fine. We’re even.” Harry agrees. “And for the record. I love you. And I love her too.”
It’s true that what he says thaws me a little, the little girl in me, but I don’t let it show right now. I just look out the window and mumble a love you too. His hand comes down on my thigh and, still looking out the window, I intertwine our fingers. He could drive me crazy but it was true for me too. As much as I laughed at his photo, I loved him and that little boy too.
“You’re never visiting my parents ever again.” I tell him.
His only response is bringing our hands to his mouth.
I melt in my seat a little.
Whatever.
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fandomnerd9602 · 3 months
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Male Reader meeting spidergwen in the spider society and mentioning that his dating a Gwen Stacy in his universe and when asked who
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Gwenpool pops out of nowhere and is excited to meet spidergwen and wants to go on a double date
Meanwhile
Lyla: So gwenpool broke into the society again
Miguel: [Angry Spanish noises]
Gwenpool: ohmygosh! Isn’t dating a Spider person great?!
Miles: well Gwen and I only started dating
Gwenpool: (whistles) you should see some of the NSFW stuff Y/N and I do
Y/N: Gwen no!!
Gwenpool: hey readers! Spam FandomNerd9602’s inbox if you wanna see what I’m talking about!
Y/N: Gwen!
Gwenpool: you’ll all thank me later (winks)
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A/N - What?! No please don’t!!
Gwenpool: do
A/N: Gwenpool get off my tumblr!
Gwenpool: never! I live on tumblr! I AM TUMBLR!!
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townshipt · 11 months
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james <33333 drawing him makes me so happy :)
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orphic-exe-archived · 3 months
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one of my close friends didn’t know this was my main blog and called me the “ask ruikasa mod” in favor of giving out my discord username (which is one character off from my tumblr url)
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scribblepleb · 1 year
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I ARISE FROM MY SLUMBER!!!!!! To offer this :]
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cinnamo6 · 6 months
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coffee-dere · 1 month
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MY SISTER FOUND MY FUCKING TUMBLR ITS SO OVER
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spacecoyote · 5 months
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thing is, is “is it unethical to agree to date someone so you can control the spotify in their bar to influence one of the writers of good omens” the new “is it inappropriate to tell a passenger you once made a collage of their face out of pasta shapes”
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genacity · 1 year
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started hsr today and i have this raging need to eat dan heng’s ass so hard i make that smart sounding bitch go dumb
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ponds-of-ink · 7 months
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FNAF-Tober/Cringe-Tober Day 8: “Now Would Be A Good Time To Hold Your Breath”
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I was going to aim for a much more direct Springlock failure reference originally, but this idea came to me while drawing the first picture.
Is this following @icryink’s prompt of “Tumblr Sexy-Man”? ..Well, technically yes. Is this also following @miiilowo’s prompt of “Hold Your Breath”? ..Also on a technical level. Maybe.
What I do know is that I made two drawings for this, which you can see below.
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…Hey, since we’re down here, you think this man would’ve been happier with his appearance after the ‘locks went off? Or he is pining for an excuse to eat birthday cake on a more frequent basis?
Much to think about, I guess..
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wylanzahn · 1 month
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Okay so it’s been forever since I posted on here, am I okay? Yes. Am I busy? Yes. Did I get a new job? Yes. Am I working on a super secret musical script?
Yes. But for tonight’s little thingy thing that’s literally irrelevant, so slay all you writers out there, but we’re moving all that aside for my biggest ask of y’all internet strangers.
Would some of y’all please play dnd with me?
This is a truly serious post, I have eternal dungeon master syndrome and seeing this post on the evil Tumblr (Reddit) about this person willing to make character designs for peoples favorite characters… and I’ve realized I’ve never actually gotten to love and experiment and play as a character longer than like 10 sessions (which yes is a long time but that’s only happened once).
The truth is D&D is one of my favorite games and hobbies of all time. I’ve gotten the chance to learn so many things from storytelling to cartography, of history and of geopolitics, of mythologies and of true love. In fact I’m currently working on a Actualplay series (more details if y’all are interested in Diesel/Steampunk fantasy with a dash of Discworld). Buuuuuut I realize I’ve never really gotten to play a really interesting character, which to be fair, is mostly because I love creating the epic worlds, the plot, the side characters, and so much more. But for once I’d love nothing more than to sit down, play online, and be just one character.
So honestly if you’d be into that kind of thing I’d love to hear your suggestions and talk about a game I truly love. Anywho, I hope to see you all in the stars! Next post will be out tomorrow and it’ll be on something fantasy, I’m sure.
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chaoticlad · 3 months
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I feel like I might almost be the same height as meggy because she kinda remind me about my aunt that's probably the same height as her, I mean like my aunt is 22 but I'm 14 and I'm almost as tall as her just 2 inch shorter :V
(Ik I've been asking u stuff sorry if it annoys you 😅 I just have no one to talk to whenever I'm bored you know who I am..maybe-..okay)
Hint:blue pussy with glasses
I’ll be honest, I’ve known who you are ever since I saw the :V in some inbox asks 😅
Hi Kat‼️ :D
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unhinged-nymph · 1 year
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If Rhett and Link were smart, they would film a kiss, but then hold on to the footage while filming a season of gmm. Then, the season finale is about the kiss, and the fandom would lose. their. shit. and would be sprinting back to rewatch the season in the context of "post first kiss RandL." They would get double the views. It'd be iconic.
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Current evil plan: make my bestie feel single 😈 🔥
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