#if you saw me post this before no you didnt

[pandoraroid]

redacted filipino hcs & thoughts! lol

mostly about shaw pack + vamps + guy&honey

inpsired by @erial-c nahiya akong itag ka pero hiiii po

the trivia and translations are probably not accurate 🧍‍♀️please forgive my very scattered brain thoughts

darlin probably does arnis. it's why they fight like a menace 😈 sam has never known peace since he's seen em wield an ital

arnis - a ph martial art

itak - a bolo sword(?)

asher doesn't call milo "tol" bc he's not tall /j

"tol" is like the equivalent of "dude" as in a way of calling your friend

lovely & darlin would probably call vincent & sam their asawang (gets niyo ba asawa + aswang)

asawa means spouse or wife or husband

aswang is a ph mythological creature. different sources tell different things but what is mostly agreed upon is that (1) they're nocturnal (2) they usually pretend to be humans in the day time if not (3) they hide in the woods (4) they prey on children, pregnant women (specifically for their unborn child), and maybe new borns. they often get lumped with vampires though i'm not too sure how accurate that is.

aspins have a very special place in darlin's heart. sam's cabin in the woods usually have attract lots of them and they never had the heart to turn them away. in a way too, they know what it's like to being wild, dirty, street dog.

aspin - a dog breed in the ph that is sort of a mix of other breeds. they often get a bad rep for being street dogs and not having a particular breed.

vincent n his cars get featured a lot in those carspotting around manila tiktoks. whenever lovely finds em they make sure to send those to vincent lol

(this is me also hoping that vincent gets to keep at least few of them when they leave the house of solaire)

not entirely sure how the entire mate thing would translate into ph culture but even with all that david & asher would insist on doing things properly before marriage - they would mamanhikan to their partner's parents respectively hehehe

mamanhikan or pamamanhikan is a like a traditional practice of going to the fiancee's family's house and asking for their hand in marriage lol.

whenever they drive down shaw boulevard, the pack would turn to david and go "taga dito ka di ba?" or something to that effect HAHAHAHHA

"taga-dito ka 'di ba?" = "you're from (around) here, right?"

angel know it's general cleaning morning whenever david is blasting opm songs or old timey songs around their house.

asher would take panliligaw very seriously!!!!! magpapaalam sa magulang lagi ni baabe paglalabas sila!!! aabangan niya after work si baabe tapos "sabay na raw sila umuwi" galawan mo asher talbot !!!! dyan ka magaling !!!! and ofc it never stopped kahit naging sila na ni baabe :))) 

panliligaw or ligaw is a more traditional pre-dating courting stage in a relationship. lol

marie has definitely said to david & asher & milo & darlin at some point na "kakaselpon niyo yan". it doesn't matter that they're adults.

"kakaselpon niyo yan" = "it's because of that (damn) phone"

this one is a bit more in general: vampire houses have THE filipino family drama. territory/progeny disputes? grudges? backstabbing? been there done that.

speaking of vamps: pre-turning, sam was once an altar boy (darlin: hahaha samkristan)

speaking of sam (again): pre-turning, he has a picture in baguio, riding a horse & wearing a cowboy hat. when darlin found it they couldn't stop staring at it for a loong while. 

sweetheart LOVES singing. marie loves having them over for karaoke.

marie would drag milo's ahh every night for simbang gabi.

simbang gabi - mass service for the nine nights leading up to christmas eve.

guy's filipino nickname would be "totoy"

"totoy" is another way of refering to a younger male. addtionally, it's also often used as a euphism for a dick HAHAJAHA

guy definitely has a tiktok acct tapos don siya nagpaparinig kay honey HAHAHAHA lagi niyang kinakanta "crush" by tweens of pop

guy always does those cheesy, poetry pick up line jokes to honey like:

"cheese, cheese, cheese. gusto kita i-keese (read: kiss)"

"mga 6 out of 10. medyo pilit yung rhyme"

"honey naman 😭😓"

translation:

"cheese, cheese, cheese. i want to give you a k-eese."

"a 6 out of 10. the rhyming was a bit forced."

"honey, c'mon 😭😓."

guy and honey are definitely oa x nonchalant pairings but may i also suggest na they are jeje x pogi typings. they both definitely have kanal humor though HAHAHA

- after returning to the pack, darlin couldnt help but cry tear up after marie called them "anak" again

anak = child

#lol that's all about i got #i am going insane #i was buzzing in my seat whenever i think about these lol #alam niyo din bang co-writer si william ng noli me HAHAHAHAHA CHAROT #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted milo #redacted sam #redacted sweetheart #redacted darlin #redacted asher #redacted david #redacted angel #redacted vampires #redacted vincent #redacted lovely #redacted babe #if you saw me post this before no you didnt #redacted headcanons #the pinnacle of filipino humor are actually just puns

[plumkluts]

hand in hand through each endeavor🔥

#kinito the axolotl #kinitopet #kinitopet fanart #sam the sea anemone #if you saw me post this before no you didnt

[keepin-it-on-the-d-l]

The Stampler Effect

Based off this:

#my art #if you saw me post this before no you didnt #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #dndads s2 #dndads season 2 #dndads quest #dndads odyssey #dndads s1 #terry stampler #terry jr stampler #terry jr #ron stampler #scary marlowe

[bianvers]

ep 5 deleted scene (source: the voices in my head)

#if you saw me post this before no you didnt #let the man braid his daughter's hair #star wars #the bad batch #tbb omega #tbb hunter #tbb #the bad batch hunter #the bad batch omega #artists on tumblr #the bad batch spoilers #the bad batch season 3 #tbb s3 #bianart

[001-radioactive]

yeah

#if you saw me post this before no you didnt #better call saul #breaking bad #brba #bcs #kim wexler #jimmy mcgill #saul goodman #my (f)art

[sunnystrollblog]

Saw someone else do a dad branch au and I wanted to try it to

Basically a feral trolling started following branch one day and branch was like “why Is this child following me” and kinda just let the kid continue to follow him around not interacting unless he’s in danger

Fluffy au with no plot!

Branch hasn’t named him yet(cuz he doesn’t wanna get attached) so he just calls him “kid” and that’s what he responds to so it’s his name now

#dreamworks trolls #trolls #trolls fandom #trolls branch #branch trolls #trolls fanart #trolls art #trolls oc #baby troll #dreamwork trolls #trolls au #if you saw me post this before no you didnt

[flapjacked69]

shachi and penguin.. they cannot be separated.

#if you saw me post this before no you didnt #they are girls here heart #one piece #op #woke piece #my art #shachi one piece #penguin one piece #heart pirates

[howtotrainyourrei]

a redraw of a rwrb scene but its james and reggie!!!

#i like this a lot but idk something feels off to me?? #theres literally no distinguishing characteristics for either james or reg but its them trust me bro #ALSO I DONT CARE ABOUT THE DISCOURSE RWRB IS SUCH A GOOD MOVIE #IF YOU HAVENT SEEN IT GO WATCH IT RN #red white and royal blue #rwrb #rwrb fanart #idk if this counts as rwrb fanart since its mostly marauders but wtv #regulus black #james potter #regulus black fanart #james potter fanart #marauders fanart #jegulus #jegulus fanart #marauders #my art #if you saw me post this before no you didnt #i forgot to add my little watermark

[bunnakit]

An Almost Kiss {The Sign 2023} we all know i love an 'almost kiss'

#the sign #the sign the series #phayatharn #billy patchanon #babe tanatat #🌸the sign #they call me the yearner #if you saw me post this before no you didnt #i needed to adjust some lighting

[pretzelhell]

fell in love with the fire long ago

#if you saw me post this before no you didnt #image quality shit its pants #click for higher quality #probably #anyway they make me crazy #blind faith #arthur lester #oscar malevolent #malevolent podcast #malevolent fanart #malevolent #my art

[ambiguousgrass]

"hi guys, I'm Niki Nihachu, and, I think you guys should pick me, because I'm just really nice!"

#I am going to be thinking about this forever btw #if you saw me post this before no you didnt #niki nihachu #generation loss #genloss spoilers #gif #grass' genloss tomfoolery #grass yells into the void #if you're asking what happened to the quality i dont know either #genloss gif #grass' big posts

[theravenloftwanderers]

Happy Valentine's to my fellow Barovians.

WARNING: Very terrible valentines pick up lines. Want to woo'd by the fellow denizens of Barovia? The everso ancient and land or even his gloomy chamberlain. Or perhaps you prefer someone from the dread realm Mordent? Or perhaps you prefer the wanderers themselves from beyond the mist? Anywho there's plenty of bachelors and bachelorettes to suit everyone's needs. Be woo'd away into the blue water inn or castle Ravenloft. These are once again another remaster of old cursed valentines cards I already did. Enjoy. xoxo - Mizu

#barovia #ravenloft #dnd #gothic #vampire #strahd von zarovich #strahd #the ravenloft wanderers #curse of strahd #rahadin #ismark kolyanovich #sergei von zarovich #ireena kolyanovich #dnd 5e #tatyana federovna #if you saw me post this before no you didnt #it's 4:25am rn I am COPING #happy valentine's day

[guiltypandas]

Tails my poor orange cat I hope he feels better

#get well soon #sonic the hedgehog #tails #tails the fox #miles tails prower #Hope he stays strong the whole game #if you saw me post this before no you didnt

[trashiiplant]

guess who finally decided to make designs for the iterators

edit: these are outdated now lmao

#it's for consistency #trashy art #rainworld #rain world #rain world downpour #rw #seven red suns #no significant harassment #five pebbles #looks to the moon #big sis moon #sliver of straw #if you saw me post this before no you didnt #some aspects are still bound to change #probably very minor stuff tho

[erial-c]

redacted headcanons if they were filipino 🇵🇭

please bear w me and my scattered thoughts😭 also credits to @pandoraroid for the vincent hc it's so real

- when the shaw pack gets together they do the family gathering thing of making the kids have a dance competition for money

- angel doesn't know how to commute (public transportation) and david would have to come along with them on a jeep to help them learn

"davey ikaw pumara para sakin please nahihiya ako" "kaya mo yan, dali lalagpas na tayo oh"

("davey can you make the jeep stop please i'm too shy" "you can do it, cmon we're gonna miss our stop")

- at a jollibee birthday party david would always help the shaw kids win the "bring me game" . that shit is SERIOUS for him i would bet

- milo would overdress all the time  . kahit anong ganap he will be layering IN SPITE of the heat. he'd also be called "estetik" and he HATES IT  .

(estetik: from aesthetic, used to make fun of people who dress up)

*(kahit anong ganap: whatever event there is)

- also, milo and sweetheart ukay-ukay dates perhaps. . . . but i think they'd both get carried away because they'd be blessed by the ukay gods and forget they were ever on a date

(ukay-ukay: secondhand shops in the ph!! mainly clothes)

vincent and lovely  . aircon humor x kanal humor CMAWWNN. the vampire houses alone r so extra and fancy vincent would for sure have the conyo/filipino rich ppl accent too like. 

(vin telling lovely abt his first summit): vin: "ok so inisip ko like, paano ako gaganti kay william during the summit, right? so i decided i was going to show up looking like as the, pinaka-antithesis of what he wants me to look like."

lovely, absorbing nothing of what he just said: "HUY antithesis???????"

(vin: "ok so i thought, how am i gonna get back at william during the summit, right?; ...looking like the (most)antithesis of what he wants me to look like.")

(aircon humor: humor associated with wealthy people, priv school kids, "out of touch" humor

kanal humor: "public school humor" , vulgar and relatable

conyo: someone who speaks filo+english in a pretentious way, mostly due to being raised wealthy . idk they always have that rich ppl accent)

- i can't imagine guy being filipino no matter what i do. however, i think honey is for sure filo (projecting) and they wld have a complete filo friend group  . honey wld still have that gruff exterior but their walls r down, and their friends would joke that honey and guy r the "nonchalant x oa" pairing and guy wld have NO clue what they're all talkin abt.

(oa: over acting, usually used negatively to call someone dramatic, but with the "nonchalant x oa" it's kinda similar to the introvert x extrovert trope)

- when honey brings guy along to hang out w/ their filo friends, he just looks at them mesmerized 90% of the time they're all talking . afterwards, when they ask abt it, guy says that honey is way more expressive when they speak in filipino and he thinks its rlly cute (IDK. I FEEL THIS ONE IN MY BONES .)

- i also have a hc that honey likes to draw so . stem strand/course to art course pipeline baby (many filipinos can relate🔥🔥🔥)

general idea / kinda just a joke but honestly it'd be so hard to allude to being a vamp in the philippines . 

"pag natamaan yung balat ko ng araw, nasusunog ako" "beh nasa pinas ka, lahat tayo nasusunog"

("when the sunlight hits my skin, i start to burn" "beh you're in the philippines, we're all burning")

#if you saw me post this before no you didnt #i may have projected with the honey hcs but we won't speak on it babes #IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN THE LOVELY ONE #its like when someone says a big word #and someone else repeats in a higher tone to make fun of it #because its a word not commonly used in conversation #alam nyo un diba😭 #HUYYYYY #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted headcanons #philippines mentioned #redacted david #redacted milo #redacted vincent #redacted guy #redacted honey

[demisexualemmaswan]

I just want for someone (preferably Ash) to be like “I’m not gonna let you sacrifice your happiness for ours so if we get through this then I’m coming with you”

like I just. can’t explain it, but I have this deep feeling in my gut that if Orym explains the full details of the deal to Ash, Ash is gonna be like “Zephrah is not worth staying in if you’re not there with me”

(The feeling might be brain rot)

#if you saw me post this before no you didnt #orym of the air ashari #ashton greymoore #ashrym #bell’s hells #critical role spoilers