#if you ask he will say a-yuan came straight from his womb tho

[nie-smh-my-head-huaisang]

Okay so.

Lan Zhan is the band teacher at the local high school and Wei Ying is a very supportive parent that goes to every band function and Lan Zhan is trying to figure out which kid is his so he knows which on to never wrong.

It's gotta be one of the ferals right. Surely it is not his most well behaved student.

It is.

The Wei Yuan thing should have been a dead giveaway. But he introduces himself as Wen Yuan so he kind of missed it.

His younger distant cousin Lan Jingyi mentions over dinner that he went over to the Wei Household, and was assassinated by Wei Ying's spicy congee. Wei Ying also threatened to adopt him and he was honestly very touched.

Jingyi becomes Mr. Lan's primary source of information on his crush.

"Mr. Wei and Yuan live with their big extended family. Mr. Wei's mom is the coolest old person I have ever met." And Lan Zhan is like "is she as cool as our great great grandmother Lan Yi?" And Jingyi is like "ya. She let me drive her to the convenience store." And Lan Zhan and Lan Huan have a whole heart attack because Jingyi does not have his driver's permit.

"Grandpa Wei reminds me of you wangji" "explain" "does not speak unless forced to." "Mn"

"Yuan's cousins are really cool, one's a doctor so I've only seen her once when we were awake at ass"o"clock and she was off her graveyard shift and she brought home mcdonald's and the other cousin let us help man the booth at the farmers market last Sunday and Mr. Wei let me take home some radishes and gave me 50 bucks."

Lan Huan is like "do you like going over there because they let you get away with things and feed you junk?" And Jingyi sips his tea and is like "perhaps."

But Lan Zhan picks up that Wei Ying works the farmers market on Sundays, so next time Jingyi helps them out, Lan Zhan will pick him up. Just that. And not to hit on the supportive band mom.

So Lan Zhan goes to the Farmer's Market and Wei Ying is passed the fuck out back there. So Lan Zhan has to pass by a few times. Finally when he's awake, he freaks out because Jingyi and Sizhui did not tell him that the hot band teacher was there and saw him snoring in public.

And now Lan Zhan has to deal with the fact that Wei Ying knows him as "The Hot Band Teacher"

#hot band teacher wangji AU #wangxian #jingyi is a gift helping his older cousin get it in #wei ying is just farming with his family while he's back to school to become an elementary school teacher #he loves kids and only had the one so this is his chance to become someone's second mom #had in quotation marks since he adopted the hell out of that baby #if you ask he will say a-yuan came straight from his womb tho