#if ur going home please just go

[crystalline-teeth]

the way i shed a single tear upon seeing this

#i must be very very deprived #because ive never teared up just looking at him like this #fuck he looks so good please #james hetfield #metallica #papa het #my face. ur crotch #i need it #to just rest my face against his thigh 🥴 #i wanna sit on his lap and put my head on his shoulder #want him to have an arm around me and keep me secure #im gonna go home and sob into my pillow

[amethyst-halo]

my excerpt thoughts

#sketch speaks #warrior cats spoilers #wc spoilers #asc spoilers #asc thunder #breakin out the spoiler tags #adding some filler tags to push th spoilers under the read more thingy #so spoilers ahead #anyways. frostpaw needs some therapy my god that girl is traumatized #ivypool deputy moment ftw #i didnt actually care much abt who was deputy i just wanted it to not be lionblaze #so thank god #sunbeam and nightheart are still SO grating to me girl go home #stand up for ur choices against ur mother ofc ur so powerful but just. nightheart?? u can do better than him #augbghgbhb #rootshadowsun stays top tier for me #i dont get the feeling she like wants to be in thunder tbh the book keeps saying it but it feels hollow to me #maybe bc i dont want her to akjhdjh but yea #hate how her thoughts are all about nightheart now please have a hobby sunbeam

[alukaforyou]

yes offense but i do not wanna see my ex boss for din :) liiiiiiiiike i just finished work i wanna go home :) do not want to socialize :) and even if i DID want to socialize i would want to meet up with actual close friends :)

#sorry....... but my ex boss thinks we are BEST FRIENDS SHE LOVES ME SM LIKE AHAHAHAHAHABAH COOL................... #i like u too :) but rly i just wanna go home :) just let me drift out of ur life please its been like 2 yrs since i stopped working for u 😭 #id feel too bad ghosting her tho oh my god :) #.txt

[horiizonsstuff]

guys I don't think I can nae nae anymore. S4 specials pls come out already I can't live like this anymore. I JUST WANT TO SEE MY HUSBAND AGAIN PLEASE 😭🙏‼️

CAN HE JUST SHOW UP IN MY DOORSTEP ALREADY RAAAAAAHHHHHHH,

this is my update that I'm not dead I am simply becoming mentally ill over some bird you don't get TTTE doodles for the month sorry 😔

#zoro's blogs #Zoro's rambles #admin speaking here! #admin.txt #admin speaks #lego monkie kid #lmk golden winged peng #Sir pls come home the bed feels lonely without you #it's 4 am and I'm doing this bullshit #I just love him so much #I love my characters be a narcissistic bitch who actually cares and is loyal #i can't take it anymore #EVEN LMKTWT IS GIVING ME MORE TRUST ISSUES THAN BEFORE #S4 SPECIALS PLEASE COME OUT #I NEED MY MAN TO COME BACK ON SCREEN SO MUCH SO I CAN BE ON MY KNEES #I'M COPING WITH CHARACTER AI AND ITS STILL NOT ENOUGHHHH #sorry ur local james artist is having a tough time rn 😔 #i'm going through something #Something devious and silly. #lmk peng #lmk season four

[gifti3]

I was expecting idia to just be having a horrible time and complaining most of it but he seems to be enjoying himself here and im glad

#i think part of it is because rook and silver are in his group #i was expecting some friction with him and ruggie but it wasnt that bad #yay for everyone having a good time 👏 #it is not fun when a character is just upset the whole time.... #like it can be funny but also its just like..... #please stop ur ruining the vibes #its like going on a vacation and someone in the group is in a shit mood #totally fair #ive been the person in a shit mood before #but i think its best to leave people like that at home to not agitate them more lol #sorry im going off somewhere else lmaoo #twisted wonderland #idia shroud

[lcevinolusola]

.

#i think my grandparents are going home tomorrow. which. lmao thank god #i love them so much they practically raised me i adore them i always have and always will #but FUCK man religious brazilian grandparents are their own brand of psychological torture and i cannot handle much more of this #yesterday i overheard my grandfather talking to my grandmother about how i had two (2) caipirinhas at this brazilian steakhouse we went to #to celebrate his and my aunts birthdays #and he said its the beginning of alcoholism and that i will eventually follow in my mothers footsteps of being a drunk if i keep drinking #like HELLO?????? SIR????????????? I HAD TWO DRINKS. TWO. ALL NIGHT. THE WHOLE NIGHT. TWO DRINKS. #also leave my mom alone sir she went through hell growing up dont shit talk her thats YOUR parenting my man #its just. the micromanaging. the helicoptering. the incessant unwarranted opinions. the nagging. the criticism. im just over it tbh #AND THE GOD TALK. oh my gooooood if i am gifted one more portuguese bible im gonna. idk what im gonna do but im gonna do something #i could start my own fucking library at this point with how many bibles they keep foisting onto me #hopefully by this time tomorrow i will be free of this and everyone can. get some space. #i love my family but jesus crucificado alguém me ajude #LOVE U ALL MISS U ALL HOPE UR ALL WELL MWAH ILL BE BACK SOON PRAY FOR ME PLEASE #personal

[piplupod]

shoutout to the time i thought juggalos were just a random type of clown in the same way rodeo and pierrot is, and I off-handedly mentioned them in a conversation about clowns to one of my DQ managers when I worked there, and she fucking lost her mind laughing and I was like. damn. I didn't think my joke was THAT funny but okay. and then I never looked up what a juggalo actually was until just last year, like four years after I'd stopped working at that place 🧍

#when u dont have internet access very often u don't use ur small bits of time to look things up #esp when u dont have any unmonitored internet access fjdkdl #i was scared to look things up at school and i couldnt look up very much on the home computer #and my mobile had net nanny installed on it lmfao it was set for like... 12 yr olds #NOW GRANTED. I ACTUALLY DID MANAGE TO BREAK NET NANNY ON MY OWN COMPUTER. u have to move some files around inside the program files #and then u can basically break and un-break it as u please #so i could have it on to keep up the charade that i had it installed and it was monitoring and reporting my good boy usage #but then when i wanted to do stuff like... go on tumblr. or look up slang or whatever fhdkdl i could break the program #until i was done and then fix it so it'd go back to normal #this didnt help v much though bc i couldnt lug my laptop to school v often #and i wasnt allowed internet at home fhfkdl unless I was using my mother's laptop for looking up piano music LOL #eventually i also figured out how to break the program on my phone too but that one was more luck than anything else i think #anyways. all this surveillance made me good with tech stuff but im not Good w tech djdkdl i just know how to look things up #and i learned a bit how the backend of programs work or weird tricks for hidden folders and stuff on laptops #hey why tf am i rambling abt this in the tags fjkdl I've lost the plot #anyways good morning everyone please look up words that u may not know the meaning of before u use them #i do this too often now fhfjld. i have to look up words that i DO 100% know the meaning of just to make sure i dont have it wrong somehow #pippen needs 2nd breakfast

[ilumel]

literally at work but if i don’t draw gale of waterdeep right this second i may become a pile of ash

#let me go home i have IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO #imagine ur cashier (me) just goes ‘hold on one second please 😌’ and starts drawing a whole ass wizard #my life is a joke because i KNOWWWW i’m just gonna play more when i get home . Evil #i will draw him eventually though i WILL #.txt

[hotdadlicense]

begging on my hands and knees. if u have a mother's day booking somewhere this weekend please please please be on time and also the most understanding and chill version of urself that you can be. please. it is the busiest and most stressful weekend of the year for pretty much everyone in food services and the weekend we dread the most and we are all trying so so so hard please just don't be fucking Demanding about it. please

#also again. on TIME. not early not late on TIME. #it is like. mental gymnastics to try fit in the amount of bookings we do on these two days and youre all allotted a certain amount on time #so that we can fit everyone in #but if you're late! then you try stay later! which has a domino effect on all the bookings for ur table after #and if ur early! chances are we havnt got to fix ur table yet becos the ppl before might still be there! so please. on Time #also we have it spread over the day in a way that usually helps with the flow in the kitchen #and if the group of 11am tables order closer to the 11:30am/12pm tables then that effecte the kitchen #like please just. Please #also i remember last mothers day specifically we had a few Demanding people and it rly was like..... can u please just not #'i wanna make my mums day special <3' bro youre booked in with 300+ other people #with mostly mothers who would rather be at home with their kids serving you.... don't start with that shit fjvfhdfg #anyway im going to go die these next two days see u all on the flip side

[rradical]

it probably means nothing but kim nam-hee posted the images of sweet home s2 posters and the translated caption says “Sweet Home Season 2. We’ll be coming to see you all soon!”

???????? IM SORRRYYYY ??????? WE’LL ???????

I’m pretty sure he means that us viewers (and him?) are coming to see all the new ppl and season but like bro 😭

#GOD. #nam-hee please ur going to kill me #bunch of the comments on the post r also confused 😭 #LIKE BROOOO ???? #please please PLEASE #RAAAAHHHHHHGG #sweet home #(haven’t been posting my normal stuff sorry abt that #just been too insane with recent updates from season2) #he could also just have been doing some promo 💀

[spaceyflowers]

latest lookism chapters (like 403+) are just

Samuel Seo Cannot Catch a Break: The Saga! ✨

#lookism #samuel seo #really feeling bad for the guy #also sammy saying 'i never had a family'.. #ok but listen sammy. u have a home in big deal. just go back i promise. even after all ur atrocities; when jake saw u for the first time #again after months(?) his first reaction was welcoming u back into big deal with open arms. he loves u. #big deal loves u. u have a family there bro 💔💔💔💔 #<- being a little delusional BUT PLEASE OPEN UR HEART SAMUEL #also eli going thru it Big Time and warren being worried about him; im upset about all that too i promise 💔💔 #shitposting

[taaalia]

only the funniest things being allowed in goofs realm is giving me hope for yeet bigly content cause name anything funnier in regards to this godforsaken podcast

#manifesting anthony going you see brian griffin again.. you see a guy with a wheels for feet and an eyepatch.. #I WOULD SCREAAAMMM #And then throw up #i cannot for the life of me name anything funnier than the yeet bigly name reveal #i was walking home and doubled over in laughter because its just so fucking funny and also a little cringe cause yk its 2023 not 2019 anymo #id u went vack in time to tell me a year ago taht my favourite characters evee would be called yeet bigly and killa demall i.. #i wouldve believed killa #bur yEET BIGLY?? #would have laughed in ur face then continued reading shitty ao3 fanfics #dndads #dungeons and daddies #yeet bigly #anthony burch please ill never adk anything of u ever again #anthony imagine how confused the craihlist person would be!! #just do ir bro i know u want to *whispwes in ur ear very convincingly* #lets pretend i rolled a nat 20 on my persuasion roll anthony pls #i think i fr wrote the qords anthony and plwase 50 times in these tags #JUST LISTENED TO THE END OF EP 34 ANTHONYYY PLEEEASSEEEEEE #make that 52..

[emmypess]

colleen did not just decide to post a fall vlog and expect the world to not care

i dont understand how she could spend all this time off the internet and not realize that she's not welcome back lmfao

my sister and I used to have so much love and respect for her, she will never do anything to earn any of that back, and i'm not sorry and i know she will never actually care about any of the fans she ever truly had

#colleen ballinger #youtube #girl please go home and find a new hobby smh #ur kids will thank you if you literally just stop being an influencer at this point

[1-800-i-ship-it]

Me trying to convey that we would be so good together to my future employer through my cover letters like I know you want to hire me so bad pls hiring manager (affectionate) like yeah actually let’s connect on LinkedIn I think we’re a good match !! Dates from 9-5, 5 days a week!! What a good deal!! If I could just have a nice paycheck and a side of employee benefits?? 401k match pretty please? Look at our email exchanges we have so much chemistry now you wouldn’t break my poor little heart would you!! Just so in love with your company’s vision and everything I just think it would be so sexy if we worked together <3

#if ur asking if I’m losing it #yeah I am #jkjk #bluris rambles #idk just like #literally they feel like love letters #me on the bachelorette but like with thousands of other applicants #who will pass the resume scanner today??? #who’s making it to the next round!! who’s going home!! who’s getting ghosted!! #like please I’m good employee material I promise #anyways #more like an internship and honestly if I can just manage to get one…doesn’t have to be paid at this rate #haha get it nice pun I’m hilarious #love me some free labor

[bitchfitch]

tbh the only good thing about people pretending the pandemic is over is that things are being made in fun colors again. I've been trying to find a plate set for almost Three Fucking Years and only Now are unique and interesting things coming back on the market.

#but none of them will be ever be her.... #my mom convinced me not to buy plates until i was fully moved in #and the set i was eyeing stopped being sold in the time between whe i found them and was finally in my place after the pandemic started #they were purple black and green and Halloween themed. #gibson home if ur reading this...... please. #anyways i still cant find a plate set i like #listen if im going to drop 60+ dollars on something im probably going to have for the rest of my life By Fucking God i am getting #a set I actually like and not one i can just tolerate.

[charlieism]

moving into a flat as a person whose grown up poor with a flatmate whose grown up rich... girl what the fuck is going on

#girl WHY did you just grab my bottle of wine and poor the last glass FOR YOURSELF WITHOUT ASKING??? #i wouldve let u have some if u asked. but the LOOK my mother and i sent each other. tho ofc we didnt say a word. raised polite. BUT HELLO?? #i paid for that?? like ofc i would share but HOW DO U NOT ASK. am i insane for this?? like id die before i took someones food/drink without #asking first i. hello. & what is with these wack suggestions & ideas & just the way they talk on god me & my mama talking bout this later💀 #WE JUST IN A DIF TAX BRACKET FR. AND WITH UR MOTHER SITTING RIGHT THERE???? SHES WEIRD AND RICH TOO #girl help why r u living here. no i like her but. im just so confused theres so much goin on. damn bitch u live like this? #ur mother is pretentious <3 OH YEAH AND ASSUMING U CAN TAKE MY LEFTOVER CURTAIN SHIT??? HOW R U JUST GONNA WALK IN MY ROOM AND ASSUME THAT #AGAIN. ILL GLADLY SHARE. BUT PLEASE GOD NUST ASK INSTEAD OF TAKINGGG I THOUGHT RICH PPL WERE MEANT TO BE POLITE #this year is going to be. fun. dear tumblr diary i want to to home #jay rambles