#if they didn't have scraggly beards most people wouldve probably thought them to be chunky children from a distance—

[shirebor]

Bilbo: How many kids do you have?

Gandalf: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

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#well when ya got a whole flock of dwarves on your tail... #not to mention he literally counts them omg #also not to mention their height #if they didn't have scraggly beards most people wouldve probably thought them to be chunky children from a distance— #the hobbit #bilbo #bilbo baggins #gandalf #gandalf the grey #the hobbit incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes