#if like

[gonzo-n-kermit]

Idk why but I really want an "arthur comes back" modern au, where merlin has long hair and listens to 90s grunge and Arthur is just totally in shock about it

#idk why #i just think it would be neat #if like #when he first met up with merlin again #and for like #the next few days or a week or sum #he always has his hair up #and then #arthur goes to find him at some point #like early morning #and hes like making breakfast or some shit #and his hair is down and as long as morganas #and arthur just aont stop staring #and touching his hair and shit #idk #merthur #merlin #bbc merlin #arthur pendragon #merlin bbc #merlin fic #merthur fic

[chipistrate]

I have one wish for Christmas :]

#Chip Chatter #keeping my mouth shut but erm #if like #13 people could follow me by the 25th that'd b e awesome I'd love you forevr #I'm probably jinxing it but a boy can dream

[whack-patty]

Mandatory jimmy crystal post

#jimmy time #jimmy crystal #my art lol #sing 2 #buster moon #sing buster #sing jimmy crystal #spamton #spamton g spamton #i think #if like #hear me out #if they had worked together during sing 2 to get into shenanigans #the trouble they would've gotten into would've been amplified by 10 #jimmy would have committed so much manslaughter #wait no #spamton can fight #maybe spam could teach buster since moves #maybe spam could dance fight with Johnny 🤔 #that'd be fun #some moves not since moves #fight moves but also like dance moves too

[jack-owo-valentine]

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#i have the funniest time #being a clown fucker #(specifically scary clowns) #like Lj #and also having a major breeding kink- #this is important bc LJ fucking hates kids #he like #despises them #one made him this awful version of himself and everything lmao #so like #i just cant help but imagine the utter fuckery that would ensue #if like #i got impregnated by him #lile obviously this is impossible #hence i find it so finny #like?? would he force abort?? ditch me??? would he eventually return 2 RLJ (rainbow laughing jack) #or something #itd likely be extremely morbid as thats just how he is #but also thats how i am so #oop

[iavenjqasdf]

I'm looking for an excuse to get this printed. would anyone be interested in getting deez (Mag)nuts @ $1 a pop?

#terk irl #personal #girl #if like #5 people express interest #I'll pull the trigger

[pterygoidwalk]

sometimes i wonder what my cat named me

#oc #or like #self portrait

[mikey-ways-dogshit-bread]

If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.

Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.

#king charles #king charles iii #king edward #king edward viii #march 25 #the royal leech #royal family #britain #lmao #like to charge #reblog to cast

[officialspec]

walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

#nearest seat always being 300+ meters away is like top 5 reasons i never leave the house

[stuckinapril]

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

#like for real #text

[camping-with-monsters]

For those of you who weren’t able to get 100% of the total solar eclipse today… I gotchu <3

#THE MOON WAS OVER THE SUN THE MOON WAS OVER THE SU #we were in the 100% area like I just casually live here lmao #april 8th eclipse #total solar eclipse #solar eclipse #2024 eclipse #April #photos #eclipse photos #eclipse #2024 solar eclipse

[tothechaos]

this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me

#its always a persons face and its always cropped to be like. just their eyes. its so fuckin weird #1k #5k #10k #25k #50k #100k

[mandycantdecide]

#seems like a good deal to me #boop #boopometer #april fools day

[liquidstar]

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

#she needs to visit so i can take her to a mall #the food court alone will blow her mind #shes like 14 so claire's and/or justice would probably also blow her mind

[katabasiss]

do you guys think jesus, the son of a carpenter, smelt the wood of the cross & temporarily thought of home

#omg found this in my drafts from nov but like. for real

[septemberkisses]

the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.

#was rereading the hunger games series when this thought hit me like a truck #it beautiful #its haunting #its heartbreaking #its melancholic #quotes #dark academia #books and reading #books & libraries #books #young adult #ya books #young adult books #movies #coming of age #the hunger games #the divergent series #the maze runner #the fault in our stars #musings #midnight musings #thoughts #mine

[faeriekit]

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

#the ethics are whack but more importantly you didn't even want to write it?? who is it even for?? not you? not me? #you didn't even have enough interest in the premise to take a crack at it?? then who cares? #please don't populate in my search results I'm looking for things that people wrote because they liked something #ao3