#if I quit and then hypothetically I have to go back bc whatever plan failed

[underground-manticore]

So many times I’ve thought about just going ham on my job, working overtime for like 1-3 months and then quitting bc then I’d have a set amount to work with and I live very cheaply anyways

#this would be easy if I hadn’t recently got a raise #like sure that makes it easier to earn more money but it also means #if I quit and then hypothetically I have to go back bc whatever plan failed #I would have to go back at base pay UNLESS #they start hiring people at higher wages because you know #then it could be beneficial to quit and then if I had to go back I would know it would be better/equal pay as before #because let’s face it my boss is forgiving ok she knows my family if they still had the opening and I needed it I’d prolly get it but #if I left I would not wanna go back #please I just want the time to fulfill my dreams without sacrificing friends and sleep so much #seriously tho if you see this and have ideas feel free to share #tag rant

[pocketramblr]

the “Boy kidnapped by father and forced into villainy until he and friends get him out” fanfic trope au but this time its two boys and neither are who you thought of first fanfic timeeee

- So Chimera has a sibling called Manticore, who also has a Sorta Monstrous Human form and a far bigger stronger form. Manticore is a better strategist and leader than Chimera, but is weaker in either form, and thus problems.

- but dun dun, Chimera and Manticore have sons. Sons who got *some* of their quirks and physical mutations, but not all of them. Also, um, Chimera didn’t know, until a rival got too close to the group from information he shouldn’t have. He tracked it to one Ms Amajiki, a former acquaintance and on storming into her apartment found that 1- she was being held hostage there 2- she apparently had a kid who was sitting frozen in fear with someone holding a weapon to him 3- she apparently had a kid with him if the scent was right and had never told him, only for the kid to be used against both of them.

- Ok, good news: he takes care of the rivals. Bad news: he takes Tamaki and threatens him if his mother so much as thinks about calling for help to get him back.

- When Mirio knocks on her door begging to see Tamaki because he didn’t visit all weekend and wasn’t at school, she tells him he had to go to his father’s place.

- At his father’s place, Tamaki is Straight Up Not Having A Good Time, but learns as well as these family members, he has a cousin- the Manticore’s son looks less scary- a long tail, but with fluff at the end instead of spikes, toe beans but no claws. his name is Ojiro Mashirao, and he wants to get out too

- Thats obviously not going to happen for A While, but good news- it does eventually. 

- The boys do a little thing called ‘weaponizing tensions’ and so a fight happens between Manticore and Chimera when heroes strike, and Mashirao gives Manticore a dose of less potent Trigger than they thought they were getting, causing it to fail halfway through the encounter. Tamaki takes the good Trigger and lies to his father that both of the others were caught, and he doesn't care much.

- minor note here, but Mashirao does have a 'monster form' as well, where his tail gets spiked, he gets claws, body gets more lion-like, and teeth sharpen. The problem is it's very painful to shift as his body isn't as well suited to the quirk as his parent's is- and his monster form means some severe loss in being able to think and reason and be in control of himself. For these reasons, once he gets out and gets help, he decides to be a hero without his quirk, just his normal body and tail. And then he'll go back and save his cousin in return for the older boy getting him out. I imagine he like ten at this point.

- "Pocket is that just to make the Shinsou thing worse?" Lol of course

- Another minor note, most of the villains in the parents' group had mutation quirks, most rather scary. The kids were easily the youngest ones there and were frequently just called "the pretty boy" and "the plain boy" with equal derision. Yay more problems

- ok and now it's time for more pain. The remaining people with Chimera's group slowly start dwindling and will continue to. Anyway. Circumstances arise and somehow Tamaki runs into Mirio. That's great except he's not going to tell him he needs help bc he doesn't really feel like getting them both mauled by his father today.

- Mirio does think something sus is up tho

- lol what if I went so far to say Mashirao gets adopted by Aizawa after he gets out? If it can happen to izuku it can happen to him. Anyway point is most of the kids are going off to UA! Everyone that normally would. Erm except Tamaki

- Chimera is actually fine with that friendship starting up again. Mostly bc Tamaki is expected to gather information on the heroes and keep their shrinking group away from them and safe.

- He does, mostly, but it still ends up being the two of them left, then they get split up. Nine- or whatever he was called before the expiramentation- saves Chimera and gets taken back to the last safehouse. Tamaki regrets to see them because he was really hoping that would be the end of it but alas. They're apparently joining this guy's group now.

- Anyway at UA Mashirao is having a swell time being a first year. Except for him being called plain again, and the villains attacking the USJ, and his adopted dad getting super injured there... But mostly he's having a good time.

- Chimera is busy the day of the festival, and Nine is in surgery, and I guess the other two villains in their group don't bother to watch the sports festival. Tamaki does though, in a cafe, and is shocked to see his cousin on the first year stage. Shocked, and worried, but also happy for him.

- Mashirao might not drop out of the third round here. He needs to make a splash to get an internship and hero asap to help his cousin, though it makes him feel sick. He still very much warns izuku about Brainwashing.

- Internships happen, Hosu happens, and when the kids come back to UA Mashirao is suspicious of the Alleyway Trio that the encounter with Stain didn't quite go as reported.

- He approaches them and asks if, hypothetically, they'd be down to fight another villain secretly to rescue a family member of his, because he really needs to keep this away from official heroes. Izuku wants to help, Shoto is always down, and Tenya is a bit annoyed that they seem to be ignoring the lesson they just learned but... On the other hand... The situation is bad and someone needs help.

- Aizawa is getting sus of Mashirao sneaking out with the others and suspects he's upset at him for training Shinsou. He is, actually, that's just only part of it. Finally, he has to come clean about it, and about the same time Izuku convinces them they can trust All Might with this as well.

- Discretion is had, and the raid goes successfully, just before the end of first term. Tamaki has no idea what's going on but is more than happy to tell them about Nine, the Doctor, and the plan there too.

- Andddd then the LoV makes things worse again probably. But life goes on and everyone is alive and safe yay

#oi ojiro and Tamaki fans come and get your juice #actually I'll put this in their tags yeah #ojiro mashirao #amajiki tamaki #but not in the main tag lol #hmm what name should i give this au... #Forced Villains Cousins au #works for now

[amidalc]

All the text meme thingy hehe

TEXT MEME » NOT ACCEPTING  

@skywxlkxr

☮ for an apologetic text

blond giant 💕 » listen i know i shouldn’t have... had so many drinksblond giant 💕 » and i’m sorry for getting kicked out of that bar... and for punching that grosse creepy guyblond giant 💕 » and i’m sorry you had to carry me homeblond giant 💕 » and for falling asleep on your bedblond giant 💕 » and for sleeping in your shirtblond giant 💕 » you’re not mad... right?

⊙ for a reaction to your muse’s nudes text

blond giant 💕 » ANAKIN SKYWALKER DID YOU JUST...?blond giant 💕 » i checked it, yes you didblond giant 💕 » i’m about to board a 14 hour flight and then i’m not back for like another 2 weeks...blond giant 💕 » how am i supposed to be able to endure this long flight now?blond giant 💕 » well i’m keeping that picture, it’s niceblond giant 💕 » as revenge i’m going to send a picture backblond giant 💕 » only you have to wait for more than 14 hours to receive itblond giant 💕 » you just wait, your giant, two can play this game

❋ for a hopeful text

blond giant 💕 » i spoke to mum... she and dad totally want to meet you and said you’re welcome to stay next time i go see them...  blond giant 💕 » i mean only if you want! i know we haven’t been seeing each other for a long timeblond giant 💕 » and that manila’s half way around the worldblond giant 💕 » but we’ve been friends for a while and i think we’d have a good timeblond giant 💕 » ONLY IF YOU WANT TO OF COURSEblond giant 💕 » jfc i’m babbling

☯ for an adoring text

blond giant 💕 » do you know how much i adore you??blond giant 💕 » because i do, i just cant stop thinking about you and your smileblond giant 💕 » it’s like you’ve taken over my head and i don’t careblond giant 💕 » you’ve turned me into the biggest romantic sapblond giant 💕 » i’m a heartbeat away from writing mr anakin skywalker in my diary... jk i already did before we were together, is that weird? DELETEDblond giant 💕 » i just want to find you and smother you with kissesblond giant 💕 » dammit giant, LOOK WHAT YOU’VE TURNED ME INTOblond giant 💕 » love you ❤️❤️❤️❤️ 

ღ for a friend-crush text

blond giant 💕 » so... do you have plans for the night??blond giant 💕 » because i got free tickets to this movieblond giant 💕 » idk if it’s any good but it free... eh?blond giant 💕 » anyways, what i’m saying is... or wait no, askingblond giant 💕 » is if you’d like to go see the movie with me???blond giant 💕 » there’s no one else i’d rather go with DELETEDblond giant 💕 » bc showing up alone is no fun... i’ll even buy you dinnerblond giant 💕 » what do you say??

❤ for an affectionate text

blond giant 💕 » i know you hate lectures and that it’s freezing out there blond giant 💕 » and you are such a gem for taking notes for me while i’m sick with fever ❤️❤️❤️blond giant 💕 » i love you so much ❤️❤️❤️blond giant 💕 » i promise to make it up to you, okay ???blond giant 💕 » well after i’m bed-ridden, now i can’t function

✂ for a worried text about the receiver

blond giant 💕 » ani? i heard about what happened and i’m sorryblond giant 💕 » but please don’t ignore my calls... or just text me to me that you’re okayblond giant 💕 » it’s 3am and and i’m worried sickblond giant 💕 » i can’t sleep... please tell me you’re okay? please talk to me... i love you, i’m here for you blond giant 💕 » if you’re not here in an hour i’m going out to look for you

☺ for a complimentary text

blond giant 💕 » you know you’re so cute when you’re tired and whinyblond giant 💕 » because you look all sleepy, and have the cutest pout, and your hair’s all messy and all i wanna do is smooch you all overblond giant 💕 » it’s a blessingblond giant 💕 » you’re a blessing DELETED

❂ for a text about another character (specify other)

blond giant 💕 » what do i even wear????blond giant 💕 » i’ve never done the whole meet the parent thing before and i’m nervous...blond giant 💕 » i’m so nervous... please tell me everything will be ok again, please?? ❤️

✳ for a holiday text

blond giant 💕 » listen we’re all ditching lectures tomorrow to drive out in the middle of nowhere to a christmas tree farm bc they have student discounts and then back home to decorate itblond giant 💕 » don’t you dare say no... because you always complain about going to lectures and we can be huddled up in the backseat with hot chocolate... and decorate the tree together  blond giant 💕 » also i’m making you gingerbread cookies... am i not the best girlfriend in the world?blond giant 💕 » the only right answer is yes

♆ for a sext

blond giant 💕 » i’m in my roomblond giant 💕 » wearing your tshirtblond giant 💕 » only your tshirt 👀❤️blond giant 💕 » it smells like you too...blond giant 💕 » now if you don’t hurry from grocery shopping then i’ll get started... early...blond giant 💕 » i am in no way responsible for whatever you walk in on

☼ for a joking text

blond giant 💕 » so lithium and sodium sit in a bar and gold walks inblond giant 💕 » and lithium goes “AU what’re you doing here?”blond giant 💕 » get it????? 😂😂😂blond giant 💕 » if uni doesn’t work out i could be a comedian 

↔ for a bitching text

blond giant 💕 » i got an f???blond giant 💕 » i failed ??? wtf i rarely get a b let alone FAIL... blond giant 💕 » how do i deal i’m in the girls’ toilets cryingblond giant 💕 » it’s not fair i stayed up till early morning studying and i get an f???blond giant 💕 » i want to quit uni this is so not fair !!!!!

♣ for a gossipy text

blond giant 💕 » LISTEN blond giant 💕 » ANIblond giant 💕 » ARE YOU LISTENING BC I’VE GOT SUMMIT TO TELL YOUblond giant 💕 » I JUST SAW THE DEAN AT THIS CLUBblond giant 💕 » HE’S DANCING ON A TABLE SUPER DRUNK IT’S PRECIOUSblond giant 💕 » YOU SHOULD GET HERE ASAP

$ for a lying text

blond giant 💕 » sorry i can’t come to lunch i already have plans... im sorryblond giant 💕 » but i might see you later???blond giant 💕 » i hate pretending that i’ve forgotten your birthday... but you just wait until you see what i planned for you DELETED

☆ for a longing text

blond giant 💕 » as much as i love being back with my family it feels empty without you ❤️blond giant 💕 » i miss you so so so much, i’m at their beach house on this beautiful island and i wish i could experience it with you ❤️blond giant 💕 » anyways i’ll be home in like 2 hours if you want to skype ❤️❤️❤️

♬ for a fangirl/boy gushing text

blond giant 💕 » listen i just found these cute totally spy tshirts online !!! blond giant 💕 » i bought you a clover one and me an alex one ❤️❤️❤️blond giant 💕 » so we can match !!!

★ for a dumb meme or inside joke text

blond giant 💕 » istfg if i don’t get that grade i deserveblond giant 💕 » ima use AGGRESSIVE NEGOTIATIONS blond giant 💕 » jfc you giant you’re a bad influence ❤️

♘ for a questioning text

blond giant 💕 » so hypothetically...blond giant 💕 » what if i said i found the perfect flat, near town, right by campus?blond giant 💕 » fit for two...blond giant 💕 » how would you feel about... getting our own place?blond giant 💕 » it’s fine if it’s too soon... but i thought i’d ask ❤️

♬ for a music rec or lyric text move rec

blond giant 💕 » there’s a totally spies movie of how the spies METblond giant 💕 » if we don’t watch this tonight i won’t kiss you for a week

☽ for a sleepy text

blond giant 💕 » ani... as much as i’d love to get ready and take an overpriced über to whatever dive bar you all ended up at...blond giant 💕 » i’m just too tired rn ❤️ all i need is bedblond giant 💕 » i love you though and i hope you have fun ❤️blond giant 💕 » ps. your drunk giant self is welcome to crash in my bed and wake me up with snuggles though ❤️❤️❤️

☢ for a snarky text

blond giant 💕 » i’m at the café waiting for you jsyk ❤️blond giant 💕 » and don’t get your hopes up i brought course lit, lecture notes and my laptop... it’s a study dateblond giant 💕 » but dw for every chapter we finish, i’ll give you a kiss ❤️❤️❤️blond giant 💕 » if we don’t get anything done then no kisses 😈

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