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#idk why this is so fucking funny to me
dickfuckk · 3 months
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My bf talks in his sleep and last night his duvet fell on the ground so he turns to me, says: “sick boy” like, empathetically as if I was sick (i am not), and then steals my duvet right from me, turns around and continues sleeping
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high-holy-daze · 17 days
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the derry girls
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therealvalkyrie · 2 years
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deku peanut allergy
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maikhiwi00 · 1 year
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sjkkjsjdksjkds ‘yes my clown’ will never not be funny to me
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dragonanon · 1 year
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I now present to you, the video that just made me laugh so hard at 8:30 PM tonight that I started crying
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'Brother in arms' oh they were in each other's arms alright
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tibli · 1 month
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I love when arthropods have a pseudopupil. It's so whimsical and cute, and they come in so many varieties!!
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little kitty cat eyes!!!
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bombastic side eyes!!!!
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cartoon character eyes!!!!
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bigass anime eyes!!!!!
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BE NOT AFRAID eyes!!!!!
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bastardlybonkers · 1 month
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sajdd · 4 months
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so i finally went through tommy's letterboxd reviews because theyre just too funny and i had to share some of my favourites because these are gold
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the-final-sif · 5 months
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I need to hop back into my transformers bullshit for just a moment because I don't think they've had much interaction in canon, but I think it'd be really really funny if Tarn was actually terrified of Starscream.
Like, I dunno if MTMTE/IDW canon has confirmed Starscream's immortal spark for that particular series, but I'm going to assume it carries over. If so, it'd make Tarn's power basically useless against him.
In my ideal headcanon, Tarn got sick of Starscream's shit at some point and went against Megatron to try to murder him. He tried to do this subtly using his voice only for it to 100% not work even a little bit. He would've had this whole build up where he got Starscream alone and was attempting to be a dramatic bitch about the whole thing and build up to the murder and then-
And then it just doesn't work and there's a really awkward pause where Starscream is looking around kind of expecting something to happen when literally nothing does. Tarn is trying to keep a normal conversation going now while also attempting the murder again and again just for it to literally do nothing. Eventually Starscream gets sick of him being weird and walks out judging the guy.
It'd be so fucking funny particularly because Starscream having an immortal spark is generally totally unknown, so Tarn would have to assume that Starscream had found some way to render his ability useless, which is terrifying. Tarn is now extremely worried that Starscream somehow had a spy and found out what he was planning to do ahead of time. He might've even been able to get something into Tarn's head somehow to know his plan this well. Clearly that level of genius must be part of why Megatron keeps him around. Tarn was a fool for having attempted to disobey, and Starscream was clearly not a problem he could solve like this. What if Starscream reports this clear disobedience to Megatron? Tarn just tried and failed to kill the second in command! Starscream would have every right to demand his execution if he so desired, or save this as blackmail!
Tarn is just out of his mind spinning conspiracy theories and getting super high levels of paranoia about Starscream. Just doing whatever he can to not have to be in the same place as the guy. He runs under the assumption he's being blackmailed by Starscream for his attempt and does what he can to not cross the seeker.
Meanwhile from Starscream's perspective, Tarn showed up and had a very weird conversation where he kept raising his voice at random times and then nothing happened. Then the guy freaked out and got even more weird about it. He has no idea why this happened. He has no idea that Tarn is hiding from him. He thought it was weird and stopped thinking about it after a few days. Starscream's minding his own business and mostly forgot about this entire thing after two weeks meanwhile Tarn is having a mental breakdown about it for years.
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polyglottishthings · 2 years
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Omg i got up to go to the fridge and my cat left the litterbox immediately to see what i was doing....so i told him to go back and do his business and he actually did LMAO
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I haven’t been liking how I draw thrawn lately so I wanted to do some comic redraws to practice. Feral Thrawn is so funny to me?? Like why is his hair so long?😭 bruh was only supposed to be out there for like a few months—not years
I also find heavily shadowed forms hard so I wanted to practice that too
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greelin · 5 months
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me: haha when i replay the game i will romance someone different perhaps. that would be good i think
astarion baldursgate3:
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invisible-brandy · 28 days
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"do you usually go for the head first?"
"when eating a ginger pers- bread man?"
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phi-guy · 2 months
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All was golden when they day met the night.
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pinkkittycoffin · 17 days
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"your stupid ass BETTER NOT be ponyfying roy harper when i get back THERE"
my stupid ass :
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