broke: boone is boring, edgy and monotoned ! emotionless dead wife man !
woke: boone literally chuckles during some of his dialogue please listen when hes talking..im begging you....hes more than just sad angry dead wife
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ok but like.. what if Cloak dropped a lingerie line..??
what happened i blacked out??
almost tagged nsfw but.. it has the same amount of nudity as the original photo so.. idk personally i think its fine (ask to tag if u feel different <33)
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what's your top ten cringe moments?
let's see... in no particular order:
10. slipped my dumb ass in the shower and slid around like a bar of soap recently.
9. the time i tried to bribe our school librarian into giving me the spongebob pc game for free during a scholastics book fair. this was like 2nd grade.
8. i lost vegeta to the drain
7. mistaking a kid i knew in my 7th class for another dude and insisting he went to my cousins birthday party one year. don't be white and i won't mistake you it's that simple
6. taking the tire off of one of my classmates rims only to have the machine for taking the wheel off get stuck somehow. i took an automotive repair class in high school for 3 years. ive already forgotten all i learned in that class.
5. insisting to my 4th grade teacher that we watch what i called "mousetrap videos" in class. i meant rube goldberg machine videos.
4. showing my cousin the intro to Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey, which involves robot Bill and Ted peeling their faces off to reveal their robotic heads. i think i wanted to show him the scenes with the grim reaper but didn't think about what happens before that. at that time i was age 7, and he was 6.
3. telling one of my brothers "I'll kick your ass" at the age of 6, due to him telling me he wouldn't work on our treehouse. that was my first swear.
2. paying at the register and not doing the math properly and standing in silence as i thought i paid the full ammount while they're waiting for the last 5 dollars. i only do self checkouts now. drud embarrassment.
1. i want big huge big boobs. that's not the cringe part. what's cringe is no one wants me. so huge and no one's paying attention. absolutely insane. 🙄💅
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i saw your tags on the last ask, and if it’s any consolation i just want to say that i love how long this story is! i also absolutely love that you have such big plans for it! it’s really rare to see a fic where the author has done such a fantastic job of justifying its length 100x over. every part of every chapter feels like it’s necessary, even if just to provide levity or character building <3
;___; MAN i really needed to hear this. thank you SO SO SO SO much for sending me this message!! it makes me so happy that you think every part of it is necessary...i know i personally feel that way so to see that others do too is really validating. thank you lovely anon i hope you have an amazing week and all your wildest dreams come true
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You know that I'm feeling better today than I have been for the past couple of weeks bc I'm looking through my "My Friends Don't Hate Me" folder and smiling and giggling and squealing a little bit. Like I can actually believe that I have people who care about me
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Okay ive grown up on Tumblr and I've NEVER been targeted by so many bots. What did I do? Is it the cat pictures? Does my milkshake bring all the bots to the yard? Are my shitposts that attractive?
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