#idk what anyone else is.... no wait. agatha doyle is part faerie

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magical!piffling wovercoats au, normal-human-chapman manages to mortally offend selkie!georgie by offering to take her coat on their disastrous date

also when he asks her to marry him she is like 'oh ur trying to get ur hands on my coat huh? that's what this all is??? WELL, BUSTER,'

#this post brought to u by my spotify playlist played 'mr sunshine is dead' and then 'animal skin' #which are UNRELATED songs but also they are related to Certain Things in my brain #and then my brain hopped topics :) #in this au the funns actually were the witch of piffling woods #they didn't MEAN to be but rudyard's direction spell got all muddled #and they got stuck together by some of the Spell Fallout and also covered in Ingredience #and stumbled out of the woods causing an urban legend... er. village legend. #idk what anyone else is.... no wait. agatha doyle is part faerie #(possibly a very old changeling who just stuck around?) #and while she ABSOLUTELY COULD make sweets that enchant you the way faerie food enchants you #she is Utterly Horrified by the Very Idea! the nerve! her sweets bring you back for more yes #but PURELY by virtue of how extremely good they are! #(yes there was a teensy bit of magic in the memento mori but not enough to actually kill/enchant anyone permanently) #..........anyway compare this to the tam lin au where chapman's the faerie one and the funns are normal. i love fantasy stuff idk man.