#idk they dont have much to do with eachother

[jeanivere]

dont like boats and cant row for shit ik this white boy never around water enough to know how to swim LOL

#my art #fanart #garrett thief #thief 4 #thief 4 oc #oc x canon #i dont have much to say about this #except i do #i love wraiths forced ass smile thats so flat and doesnt reach her eyes #basso fanart in his pfp #garrett and wraith hate eachother so bad #i love them theyre literally my favorite #love tormenting garrett #dont ask why they are in the water idk #just in there #enjoy this fanart of garrett drowning #bassos beard makes him look skinny in the face 😭

[godsfavoritescientist]

well hold on, if we define a character flaw as any limitation a character deals with, regardless of whether it's something Morally Wrong With Them or not, then Ford's paranoia counts as a character flaw since it does in fact negatively impact him and the people around him. Let me use better wording here: I will die on the hill that Ford's paranoia is not a moral failing.

#'i'll die on this hill' one second later: un-dies on that hill on a technicality #godsrambles #one way in which i probably differ from ford is that i could not care less about winning any arguments all i care about is being accurate #people are right about a lot of fords character flaws actually. the part they are wrong about is which ones are Moral Failings #and also people misinterpret his motivations and intentions behind things. but the flaws themselves? sure yeah people can identify those #unpopular opinion but i think ego is fine on its own too depending on how you define ego. case in point: papyrus. yknow the skeleton #it only becomes a problem when you're putting other people down. which i dont think ford is guiltless of but. the others do that too #idk sometimes when other people go 'omg... ego moment :/' im like 'a chance to hype eachother up! yay' i dont assume im being looked down o #unless thats specifically demonstrated to be happening #but the thing that kills me is that stan constantly puts other people down. but since he doesnt idk have an ego or talk weird its fine?? #i very much agree with dipper when he replied to mabel with 'ford doesnt make fun of me all the time like you guys do' #and like once again. to each their own #some people see that level of making fun of people/being made fun of as just friendly banter and thats fair enough #but i really appreciate that ford isn't like that

[opens-up-4-nobody]

Thoughts on baby sasunaru, like academy days where Sasuke realizes ‘shoot, I like this idiot’ after Naruto is carried into the class room laughing by disheveled ANBU who had to chase him around the town for 3 hours.

Anon I've been thinking abt this all day

#listen. i love sasuke a lot. and i see a lot of hate for him and i cant stand it #im obsessed with how sasuke sees naruto. he looks at naruto and naruto makes the world feel less terrible #that is literally canon. but at the same time their dynamic in the academy is so weird bc like they do not talk but they gaze #longingly at eachother. its so weird. so i think to make sense of this i would say that sasuke thinks naruto is fun #he likes his sort of carefree off the walls nature which is something he feels he cant show. i also dont understand sasuke's intelligence #like were told hes smart but he also struggles with the same stuff as naruto. thus i must assign him auditory processing issues/maybe #dyslexia. bc i like to inflict dyslexia upon my faves. and i like the idea of iruka seating them together so that he can give special #attention to naruto and to sasuke with sasuke having to speak up abt it. but thats just me making stuff up. i also like the idea that #sasuke just like blank faced glares so much to cover the fact that he has no idea wtf is happening. like he's super smart but his brain is #on a delay lmao. anyway i just love the idea of sasuke wanting to be a dumb kid doing dumb kid stuff with naruto to the extent that he #forgets his anger. and being 100% on board for narutos stupid ideas #uzumaki naruto #uchiha sasuke #hatake kakashi #umino iruka #haruno sakura #is this the 1st time ive drawn sakura? maybe. i have complcated feeling abt her for obv reasons. bad writing i mean #naruto #also i say sasuke thinks naru is fun. im looking past the fact that they feel eachothers pain. more why do they vibe together personality #wise. does that make sense? maybe idk. i just love them a lot #oh god i wish i could edit my tags at the start to clarify what i mean. but god i dont wanna rewrite this

[raidenloml]

just accomplished an epic prank (made my irl read 17776 after i told her its a normal sports article, she got scared shitless i won)

#ive been so busy recently god but like i dont really do textposts all that much but ermrmrm ive been working on a new sticker sheet that #is supposed to be valentines day themed but is like so not valentines day themed that its funny only problem i have it trying to like have #the stickers fit w eachother ig idk ill figure it out

[biblicallyaccuratefaggot]

in a perfect world i think i would be a science teacher

#idk i was taught so much misinformation about science growing up and i know kids these days dont have it much better so i wanna make it so #kids can learn and be fascinated by (real) science as much as i was as a kid learning about dinosaurs and space #not how i was as a kid learning about vaccines and medicine #and i truly do think that a foundation in one science will make it exceedingly difficult to be misinformed in any other science #since they all operate on the same exact principles #idk i want future generations to be as fascinated and filled with wonder about *everything* that young me #because nothing is as freeing as learning how everything truly works #i want future kids to be as fascinated by evolution and space as i was #but also with any other field of science because i think the more the general populous knows how things work #the less shitty our societies will be #and countless people will benefit in the long run #i want to teach the future generations of a future sunrise that i will never see #i want people invested in every aspect of learning and bettering our understanding of everything #including empathy and learning to relate to your fellow human and also your cousin species #because literally everything in this fucking universe is related to eachother #we are all born from the same stardust that would form the most massive of galaxies and the most minute of organisms #we should be taught that life is a miracle and we should treasure every bit of it we possibly can

[simcardiac-arrested]

hehehe ns gets called back again and forgets. nwb thinks this is delibarate on ns' part to wipe it all away. up until

HELPPP CHICKEN BONE STUMPS OF WINGS. you conjure such a beautiful world

#this is certainly inchresting #but i have thought about it and i am going to go a different direction #so that it parallels the uhmm. ‘canon’ story IDK USING THE WORD CANON TO DESCRIBE MY OCS IS LIKE. WHATEVER #obviously the good omens au is gonna have some changes and not 100% reflect the original story i had #but some plot beats i’ve managed to keep the same …. wayback being a fail and not fitting in anywhere #sep having to do his and fates’ and weaving’s work and having their memory wiped regularly to keep up #(only in the gomens au it’s not because of art or anything like that they just start doubting heaven in general cuz they are Tired of #working all the time and shit #also they don’t remember much of anything unlike in canon because they are no longer a weird biosupercomputer thang) #anyway other stuff. they and wayback know eachother for a long time . for most of that time they are enemies and sep is An Ass #until they fuck it up way too much and realize they dont want to hurt wayback and apologize #then it’s like yayyy semi-stable relationship ^_^ #wayback introducing them to the wonders of friendship and chilling and having fun (go: introducing them to living on earth) #then there’s a . plot beat we havent really gotten to yet in the actual story #but let’s say in the gomens au it has something to do with sep leaving wayback to go back to heaven #………. #looks around #also wade uhmm. well. i shant say #cramswering

[autism-corner]

Calling them your skrimblo

yeah so skrunklybrain struck me n now i wanna call Levi and Belphie my skrunkly and see how they react +w+bb

~500 words, 50% bulletpoint-style 50% story

Levi (she/her):

Just as she was walking down the hallway to get to the dinner hall, Levi heard Lucifer ask mc to go get Levi out of her room for dinner. Just before she could reach the handel, she heard mc yell “Ofcourse!!”. mc let out a giggle and Levi is totally not blushing about it. Then, in a sing-songy tune, mc said: “Off to go get levi, my skrunkly, my babygirl!!” 

Panic. What. 'Skrunkly'?

Levi knows what it means. Ofcourse she does. 

She has so many skrunkly’s herself. 

But to be a skrunkly? This was new

And especially to mc??? Levi’s head is in the clouds

Does she really mean that much to mc? Skrunkly is a pro-level status! Is her intimacy with mc already that high?!

(she skipped over the 'babygirl' part. It would be to much so take at once. Levi will actually die trying to process that)

Once mc opens the door, Levi is standing still in the hallway with a ten-mile grin on her face. I'm afraid you've broken her :). Only way to fix her again is to cuddle her and listen to all the blorbo thoughts she has about you!! 

Belphie (they/he):

Once again Belphie seems to have fallen asleep in a rather uncommon place. Today it's under one of the desks in the school library. The floor here isn’t too bad, 6/10. After about half an hour of peaceful rest, they were awoken by the one voice that could do that consistently. Mc. Apparently mc was also accompanied by a certain sorcerer. “C’mon Sol, you’ve got to spill!! I’m sure Asmo would love to indulge me about you guys’ relationship”. Belphie could practically hear your wink. He rolled his eyes, but didn’t hide his smile. “Enough mc, please. Why dont we talk about you, hhm? I’ve seen the way you and Belphie are together.”. Silence. Suddenly, mc responded. “OH MY GOD. You know, i’ve been like… dying to talk about them!! He’s so skrunkly!! My scrimblo!!”

Not what he expected at all. 

Not to familiar with the term, but has listened to enough of Levi’s rant to understand its a term of endearment. 

Embarrassed but very much not ungrateful.

Is so much more awake now!! 100% bonked their head on the underside of the desk.

Theyve always been one of the younger kids so they know what its like to be spoiled but hearing this from mc of all people makes them feel extra special. In a way theyve never even felt before

Will ask mc to call him that again in front of his siblings, just to be a little shit (he’s to embarresed to admit he really fucking likes it. It’s so silly!!)

If Belphie ever decides to take their relationship with mc to the next level, they will not except any other term than ‘my skrunkly’. Say goodbye to ‘boyfriend’ ‘partner’ and even just ‘belphie’, they will not respond until you call them your skrinblo.

#skrunkly scrimblo skrongly skring #dont hate on the pronouns >:/ #levis my gf and i love her idc #i always notice how my headcanons get longer after the first one and it makes me feel so guilty for levi bc she deserves so much more.... #... but editing and adding to an excisting piece is so much harder than writing a new one. argh #obey me #obey me belphegor #obey me leviathan #obey me headcanons #my work #sillyposting #yay #btw this is not proofread + its 12 am + i cant sleep so consider those they might have an affect on how well this was writen #idk if i wanna do the other brothers maybe asmo and beel #maybe simeon but he just wouldnt understand so thatd be boring maybe... #idk #snoozin time ig #OH also if someone wants to do a beta-reader thingie where we read eachothers works dm me please =w=bb ik this is really not noticable... #.... ill make a big post someday but thats also scary #=w=b

[valentinesparda]

I want to talk more about self insert and self ship stuff but my god I feel like I need to be sat down and applied torture methods to be able to talk without being like *avoids topic with deflection avoids being nice by being mean avoids saying positive things by deflection etc etc*

#val.txt #like i have been thinking tboights but i also dont know how to put those thoughts into coherent strings of text #and im into way too many things that hardly anyone cares about and most of my selfship and insert lore requires like. #deep introspective thought and an understanding of the source material that makes one seem mentally unwell in how much detail they know #like yeah its one thing to be like 'yeah such and such character is my ex' or 'we are reincarnated soulmates' #but it is entirely another for you to actually understand the painful backflipping i have to do to even #a) allow myself the pleasure of being able to imagine we are kissing eachother #and b) the absolute mental gymnastics and lore ive had to fuck with to make my ships even exist in the first place #its practically impossible to hold a conversation with someone who doesnt know the source of my ships or inserts #simply because of how much my logical brain has to work through to be able to have me be even remotely happy #and idk if thats because of how i treat self inserting and self shipping or if its the acearo talking. perhaps both being in the same space #kind of makes it hard to exist in the current state of the selfship community #idk maybe im just a little insane lol

[arolesbianism]

Thinking abt my dst swap au again it's so messed up that I can't just talk about hypothetical character kits 24/7 and actually have to make a plot that some characters are more or less relevant in because all I wanna do is talk about Wilba and Wortox kits cause they're silly goofy goobers

#rat rambles #starve posting #they are swapped with eachother btw #wilba's kit is much Much more krampus themed than wortox (which is a low bar since he had no krampus stuff but still dhdndgd) #basically her whole kit is built around her being klaus's daughter #she is completely immune to the negative effects of a hight naughty meter and gets a free present each winter as her passives #and she has her own crafting station which is her lil tinkerers table where she can craft some festive themed items and deer stuff #she can have up to two gem infused deer followers at a time and other deer dont run from her #I do think itd be kind of fun to give her an enraged form too to mirror her werepig form in canon but idk it might be a bit much #also when she does fight klaus the amount of krampus summoned mid fight increases based on her highest amount of naughty points that year #the main reason this matters is that due to her being spoiled by her dad she cant rly do krampus farming by herself #but this is somewhat balanced by the fact that once she gets one she can tinker with it at her crafting station and unlock a recipe #so this both acts as her dad punishing her for fighting him and as a way to make it a smidge easier to get that initial krampus sack #as for wortox hes kind of two characters built into one #but both are simpler since hes now a og ds dlc character (although tbf current in game wortox is even simpler but thats due to change) #theres normal piggy wortox who has fun criminal gimics and during the aporkalypse he gets sorta possesed ~oooo~ #outside of the aporkalypse hes attacked on sight by guards but passively has the theiving hat effect and it can further stack with the hat #he also can craft a lock picker to break into shops at night and a thieves sack which is like a krampus sack but held in the hand slot #he also wont be stolen from by other theives and can in fact trade with them for thieves stash maps #during the aporkalypse most enemies will become passive towards him and if he kills the he becomes the total ruller of all pigs #he can extort shops for whatever resources he wants and can kill or steal from whoever #but he has a pretty constant heavy negative sanity drain and lower max stats in general #also the chaos herald is still a potential issue although it wont immediately agro onto wortox #oh but if the aporkalyse is ended then his kingly status is revoked as the being that is seen as the ruler is no longer possesing wortox #I just thought that it was odd that no one in the hamlet dlc was given any aporkalypse related gimmics considering its so easy to ignore #I think itd be fun to have a character that incentivices engaging with it more even if its a risk to do so

[nomaishuttle]

sometimes u put yr playlist on shuffle a song comes up and you have to put another song in the queue immediately as soon as it comes on bc it makes you think of that song

#this is abt aura by ghost and pals Sry everytime i hear it im like a fiddle This is just like devil went down to georgia and then i have to #put devil went down to georgia in the queue #i think its a fiddle innit.. it sounds like a fiddle but im also NOTORIOUSLY bad at telling instruments apart. <- guy who once couldnt tell #if something was a guitar or a piano i actually rly rly rly rly dont wanna get into it okay. #i guess you didnt know it but i am a fiddle player too 😏😏 #sry. the other thing this post is abt is kiss me and ladies in their sensibilities sweeney. obviously those r connected #but if ladies in their sensibilities comes on by itself i quite literally couldnt be assed so everytime i have to put kiss me on instead an #add lits to the queue. bc them together is like the best song i ever heard its just that the beginning of lits is just kind of boring It #does get stuck i my head sometimes but the supreme part is the end thats Basically just a reprise of kiss me #but also theyre kind of the same song anyways at least o wowww i was just typing in tempo with the fiddle that was awesome. at least on the #2012 soundtrack aka the best one talk to the hand or dont i dont wanna hear it. well i do want to hear it it being the 2012 london cast #recording of sweeney todd starring michael ball and imelda staunton. ANYWAYS!! in that one the songs lead in to eachother #ive listened to all the other soundtracks but idr if they do that.. well ill tell u the movie doesnt bc it doesnt have kiss me. which is #just so. the johanna anthony romance doesnt rly have much substance in the first place and yr taking away like. their duet together. ok.... #AND yr taking away the end part of lits? the best part of that song? whatever its fine its fine. #if anybody is curious my ranking of casts is 2012 > obc > movie > 2006 i fucking hate 2006 or 2005 or whatever i hate it sm it makes my #blood literally boil im sry. i fucking LOATHE it idk what it is well i do but this post is already 5000000 years long. idt the new one is #out fully yet... i was ok with the songs i have heard but idk where id rank it yet. i should prolly check if the full things out yet omg so #me and my lampstie (way of saying my siblings name if theres something deeply wrong with you) can listen :]

[yelloworangesoda]

omg that moment when u realize that your two closest (only?) friends dont think of you as nearly as close and youre only one of their 20+ friends and they. are each one of your 2 friends😀

#AUG HF. and like its mostly my fault bc i do not cultivate friendships. i hate texting so much. i like being alone. i dont talk about #my feelings to people and i dont start conversations about other peoples feelings. i dont ask to hang out with people. i #am not good at being a friend. but idk. i just kinda assumed bc we knew eachother for so long we were. all besties but theyre just friendly #people and i just went to school with them #and the thing is. like i know i could put in the work but i dont. want to. i want friends but not enough to put the effort in. so i kinda #have been relying on these two As My Friends bc im not going to be making new ones any time soon. maybe ever. idk. i thought we were close #shout out to my boyfriend he is also my friend. i know its bad to have ur only friend be your bf but um. its so easy #bc i can just put all my time and energy into him. and he loves me and i love him. so. um its easy. free social life. the one guy #idk i dont. like know any reason wed break up hes the best (my biggest fear is that itll be me but if i start thinking that ill. implode). #id feel stupid though saying this if we do break up. whatever thats for future me to deal with. im happy now!!!!! #ill deal with having 0 people in my life later if it ever comes to that #simons spouting #vent :(

[mariatesstruther]

an au where tommy was only stopping in jackson temporarily on the way back to joel but he met maria and got so head over heels he couldnt bring himself to leave 😭😭😭😭😭

#maybe jackson gets attacked and she gets hurt or the walls get fucked up #a week before hes supposed to be going #and he just cant do it #he knows in his heart that joel and tess know how to take care of themselves and have eachother #and as much as he misses joel he also knows theyre not on good terms anymore if theyre on really any terms besides let me know you’re alive #and heres this woman in front of him that is beautiful and dedicated and perfect #but is drowning #shes just lost her father and she has a town to run and she clearly has chronic pain that nobody has noticed because theyre all too busy #asking her to fix shit #and now their walls are busted and the only other man in town with contracting experience is a misogynistic asshole #so he decides to stay #he keeps tabs on joel from the radio and tries to become a man maria could see herself with #maria is like ?????? dont u got other things to do cowboy #why are u always here and being helpful and charming like im busy #pls get out of my face before i fall in love with u #tommy is like :) no i think ill stay right here maam #au #idk where this came from or what to call this tbh #tlou #tommy x maria #tlou au #tommy miller #maria miller

[peppermintbutch]

Saw my crush again today and remembered that I do still have a crush AGONY AND SUFFERING why can't I have a normal crush that feels good instead of a jealous longing kind of unrequited one For Once. Anyway I held a baby racoon today which made up for it.

#we are going to the cinema on the weekend. it is probably not a date but honestly idk i am so bad at reading these situations #i have such bad object permanence w feelings like this if that makes sense like when im not seeing her it's like fine and i feel normal #but whenever we see eachother i like never want it to end and it's never enough. ANYWAY. #honestly am considering just telling her how i feel even though it's very unlikely she feels the same at all but maybe then i can move on #but also that will just be unnecesarily humiliating for me and we might not be friends afterwards idk i dont wanna make it awkward #much to ponder and consider. i probably wont do it bcs im a coward with things like this

[smokewars]

ahh *spins hokma around* i love u so....

#text #i want 2 write a fic abt him there is not enough in his tag tht is actually focused ON him #its either ayin or angela or he just shows up in one scene but is tagged anyway and yknwo i get it. i get why #but considering his seed of light title... not enough ppl write abt him looking forward to the future tbh! #i was considering writing abt hokma & roland postgame bc i think the fact tht they dont talk after the first time is funny #and also bc with roland it means less likely to just default into them reminicing abt the past bc roland was not there..! #but at the same time ig focusing too much on the past was an issue that plagued them both huh... idk. and idk what id have them be doing th #maybe playing a game since thts an easy way to bond w eachother. but then what game? #hiii i just thought abt them bonding over cooking. im doing that

[fslurusami]

my top 3 most relatable gk characters are usami ogata and shiraishi. which is 2 of the worst possible red flags and shiraishi

#im not as much of an asshole as ogata obviously. but we have the same operating system despite wildly different lived experiences #imagine usami software on ogata hardware and that is basically me #shiraishi isnt rlly a green flag either hes just there. i get a little sillay with it sometimes. we do a little trolling. and same syndrome #allistic nonpsychotics both overestimate and underestimate how different we (nts and nds) r frm eachother. but i am only capable of feeling #genuine empathy for a select few autistic psychotic characters. so unfortunately ogata is hashtag relatable despite the fact that i dont ac #like him from an outside perspective. ogata chassis usami engine shiriashi body. or maybe ogata engine usami body shiraishi decals #theres a little tsukishima in there as well (guyautism) tsukishima fuzzy dice or smthng idk #i dont have any comments to make the usami parts seem less fucked up just take that at face value. its bad #og post

[mspaintlover]

i;m so sick of swatch/ton im gonna throw up for real

#IM NOT GOING TO CLAIM ITS LIKE MORALLY WRONG OR SOMETHING I JUST DON'T LIKE IT. IT DISINTERESTS ME DEEPLY #It just makes 97% of anything ever made or related to swatch disinteresting to me immediately its frustrating #i know they have canon character tensions going on between them which is fine but i dont get why exploring them by default has to ship #^sorry i saw cool art that was tagged ship #also sorry to put this here but i don't want to put Fandomy Complaints on my main and this is my swatch blog #.bmp #uh.. #complaining #?? #i just don't get it but maybe its becauyse im Swatch Brained but like i feel like maybe. it doesnt have to be about spamton sometimes . #maybe swatch can be their own character outside of half of a ship dynamic idk #<- also ALSO. i wrote up a huge thing about how Swatch wouldn't have like severely and permanently disfigured spamton #by throwing him in burning acid. which i intended mostly as like 'swatch isn't just Mean Butler/Barista and nothing else' because i was sic #of them just being used as a prop villain for Spamton #but i really didn't mean it as like. they were closer than they seem in game or that they didnt clearly hate eachother's guts #they very much do not like eachother . like Swatch is SO mad he stole the NEO body they made it clearly meant a lot to them #no doubt they have some bullshit going on but to me making it romantic or whatever doesn't add anything to the interpersonal conflict #this why it is my mission to make swatch art that is not ship sorry