#idk if this is even remotely funny

[sexswansworld]

I really want to take somebody into like an abandoned building and chase them the fuck down, you know? It’s so much more scary that way, neither of us know the layout, you won’t know where any hiding places are, I’ll get frustrated trying to find you and it’ll only make me more determined, and then I fuck you into the floor when I finally catch you. Sounds good, doesn’t it?

#femdxm #predator #prey #male prey #female pred #rough kink #hnnnngh #like I get to force you to the ground and watch you squirm #maybe cry a little #idk man #I’m tired #my sleep schedule is so weird right now #these tags are like #bad #can’t find the energy to be even remotely funny today #but yeah abandoned buildings are underrated #like why go into the dirty ass woods when I can tackle you onto concrete or tile floor #plus there’s less chance of getting bugs on us #ew #anyway #these are probably too long #haha #ok #bye

[yardsards]

clint mcelroy creating a dnd character: oh yeah, this bad boy can fit so much simple zest for life in him

#eliot posts #taz #the adventure zone #merle highchurch #zoox anthellae #ive not listened to graduation yet (and idk if i ever will) so idk if this applies to argo or not #i remember so little of amnesty and am only 10 eps into steeplechase so i can't speak for the non dnd campaigns either #it's funny how a lot of people's ttrpg characters often have common themes in them #me and my friend john from our irl dnd group were talking about that and it's like #alicia plays the most Friend Shaped girls imaginable. caleb's Cause Problems On Purpose. julia's are sassy and tend to do their own thing #john's are edgy in theory but extremely friend shaped and caring in practice. and i tend to play The Mom Friend. #not ALWAYS but pretty often. and basically always they're just really looking for human connection (whether they know/accept it or not) #even my goddamned PISS WIZARD is quickly careening towards mom friend territory??? somehow??? #very few people tolerate him so he's protective of those who do. even if it's mostly just a coworkers situation in the party #and most of the party is So Fucking Stupid #it's a very hilarious party composition overall. just 5 guys all thinking ''wow. what a bunch of freaks. good thing i'm normal :)'' #and the only one who is REMOTELY accurate in that assessment is the cleric whose catchphrase has quickly become #''hey. don't look at me. i just work with them.''

[navnae]

Sometimes when Eddie isn’t feeling well he’ll spend his entire day doing interviews virtually. He’d answer the call that’s from the interviewer then both of them would be ready to start talking. A few minutes would go by of Eddie answering questions like he usually did, he’d look off to the side to see Steve coming in and straightening up a few things in the room. The interviewer could see Steve when he walked behind Eddie to get to a different part of the room but nothing out of the ordinary. From what the interviewer was seeing Eddie kept darting his eyes to the area where Steve had been for awhile then his gaze shifted to the floor and whatever was on the floor he was watching it.

In the middle of their conversation Eddie scoots back in his chair then adjusted himself in his seat, the interviewer was a oblivious to what was going on. As the interview was coming to an end Eddie’s response started to become short answers instead of the long descriptive ones he had given earlier. On top of that Eddie’s face became a light shade of pink while all of his responses were breathy and not articulated correctly, when starts talking it’s like “The a-album? Umm… it’s coming, fuck, real soon.” Leaving the interviewer confused.

The interview finally wraps up and comes to a closing point where Eddie promoted his album and tour. Then in the background you can see Steve reappear and while he’s passing the camera he licks the side of his mouth with a smirk on his face. Eddie looks off to the side again to see Steve winking before exiting the room, this was an occasional thing that happened whe Eddie wasn’t feeling good. Eddie’s just surprised no one has caught on yet.

#steddie #steddie headcanon #steddie hcs #hcs #headcanon #slightly not safe for work #oop #sorry not even remotely sorry #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things #idk what else to tag #help lol #please #come on #power #that is so funny #wow #hmmmmm #omfg #i know what you are #be for real #duffer brothers i swear #i’m tiiiiiired #i’m a mess #welp #there’s that #rockstar eddie munson #manifesting #so cuuuute

[radiantaerynsvn]

this came to me in a vision

#i'm so sorry idk what i'm doing except for that my third rewatch in a row is just me fully abandoning trying to be even remotely normal #about this show #i live and breathe farscape atp it should concern me #currently on a human reaction again which. obviously only increases the brain rot #can't even pretend to be remotely normal about it on twitter #so things like this start happening #farscape #aeryn sun #my very dumb attempts at being funny #also its literally 4am and this is me procrastinating #i'm also aware that this is my second night in a row posting memes but it be like that sometimes

[bumblingbabooshka]

St Voyager - Ex Post Facto “Maybe I kill myself slowly because I don’t have the courage to do it all at once.”

#I love when Tuvok & Janeway stare silently at each other as a response to something #I also love how the dog in this episode is just a regular earth dog that they call a dog #the only thing remotely 'alien' about it is that its hair is a little wild HEHEH they didnt even try #at least give it a silly name~!!! #'This is a yarnool.' (it looks really similar to a dog) 'I know not what a d o g is! how curious!' #very fun episode I love the noir vibes and the design of the apartment #tuvok saying 'it's rare to find someone as dispassionate as we(vulcans) are' absolutely a dig....and her 'I bet she's a FINE dispassionate #woman :)' ....I liked their interaction #it reminded me of that tiktok audio #'we go by tall grande and venti here.../most/ people know that.' (do I look like most people?) 'absolutely not <3' #the quote is actually 'maybe I kill myself slowly because I dont have the courage to do it quickly' but I don't like slowly-quickly #it sounds too samey #Harry isn't in this episode as much as these screenshots might suggest but I like him so he is here #He has a weirdly stoic energy in this one but I assume it comes from uhhhm.....worry or anger or something idk #it's stressful #st voyager #ex post facto #star trek #episode scrapbook #the way harry & tom stare at her with SUCH confusion after she feeds her dog meat is so funny to me #WHAT is the emotion of that scene??? <- guy who's bad with things like that #it's david lynch levels of incomprehensible to me but I like that <3

[imnotverybright]

worm au where, in order to make bitch like her, taylor goes by hellhound instead of skitter so that the PRT has to call bitch something else

#worm #parahumans #it has very little effect on the plot but it does cause a lot of confusion #'WHY is your name hellhound if you arent even remotely dog related? what do u mean ur bug related? why on earth wouldnt u go by something #bug themed then?' #idk what this is i just think it's funny

[rivalsilveryuri]

By gods ... rhe roley poley

#VOICEMAIL #noy related at all but ive been thinking about how lame it is that smash bros content about how there are likr. this stupid big variety of #characters in 1 setting that smash sets up with a lot of fun and interesting potential even just 4 shitpostign #and like. nothing remotely interesting funny or even slightly sincere has comr of it #maybe its gamer syndrome idk. i just think............. #sephiroth and fucking. steve. in the same locale... is just massively funny . sephiroth being invited to the beating people up party and hes #walking in and is met with a little fuckin doggy who does taxes and then a whole variety of various magical and non magical kids . mario ... #and also kirby . i just think the #whole thing is fun. idk maybe people should find a little more joy in the fact that. wow look at all these different characters from all #kinds of games are in the same place isnt this cool #that people have when theyre younger . i think they could benefit from some whimsy #i think. #also meta knight just has a kickass voice in smash thats noy related hes just cool #also also ive been thinking about silver (you saw ze post) and Ruby And Crystal and its all .. well i guess its more personal than anything #but whateva. im noy gonna really analyse that more serious part rn after talking about sephiroth meeting kirby

[duskerot]

MY PARTS SHIPPED

#txt #tbd #nendo.txt #actually got the email like right after posting the last post hdlfjrlrh #they shipped this morning apparently . but i manifested the notif i guess m #ive been Metaphorically pacing like a wild beast since i placed the order . #antsy to just get my hands on em #also i hate sending email i wanted to send a reply cuz they actually #sent me a very nice message warning me that the pieces i bought were all different skin tones and that they #would do their best to get a neck peg in the middle so itd blend a little #and i was like ohh no no its fine !! im gonna be repainting from white !! thanks for the concern Aa #i dont want to clutter their inbox tho chz like it already shipped they probablt dont need that message but #idk wanted to thank them for being thoughtful . #like yeah ik theyre all different skin tones none of them even remotely match hers anyway #i just needed the right Shapes . i can repaint but i can only modify plastic so much myself lmfao #its funny makijg a tag of me making her because the only ppl here who know about her are my irl friends aha #i dont rly oc post . shes my profile pic tho

[duncanor]

Rolling on the floor laughing bc the first thing one of my irl told me after watching volume 2 is that she saw a theory where Karen might be Vecna's sister.

And they call US delusional??? Lmaoooo

#St4 #st4 volume 2 #Byler #karen wheeler #henry creel #crack theory #That's just so funny to me idk #Nothing about this even remotely make sense #KAREN ISN'T EVEN BLOND

[kadoodles-on-ao3]

Artist: mugimugis3 Source: Twitter Archives: Original Post | First Image | Second Image

(Rough) Translation: Text: #Closefriends Shulk: "I don't get it. This is more confusing than the Monado." Fiora: "Don't tell girls that they can count on you!"

#xenoblade #just in case because of the second drawing i'll tag #xenoblade spoilers #xenoblade chronicles spoilers #mugimugis3 #fanart #shulk #melia #fiora #shulk and melia #idk if the hashtagbffs drawing thing is a meme or if mugi decided to reuse it from their other art but it's pretty funny #also i wonder if the second image is based on or directly quoting the shulk-melia-fiora team post-battle dialogue #it's very similar (esp what shulk says) but not quite the same #maybe this is what they say in the original japanese and the localization changed the wording/tone a bit #also despite there being romantic undertones/implications here i won't tag it as shulkelia since fiora is here lol #the shulkelia tag is my safe haven away from anything even remotely shulk/fiora i will not pollute it #OH THE IRONY OF THIS BEING NEXT IN THE QUEUE AFTER I GOT THAT ASK LMAO

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

when ed said that jack "might not show it, but he's insecure" and then said jack and stede "have a lot in common"

what the fuck did he mean by that

#is he saying that he knows stede is insecure?? bc that conflicts w everything we've seen so far #or is there some other part of jack that he thinks stede should be able to relate to. and if so. What Is It #does ed just think every person he wants to hook up w is similar. bc THAT would be hilarious hdkfgktjghtkh #or is he like ''stede is funny and jack is funny! theyre so similar!'' even tho they are not funny in remotely the same way #idk. im a'wonderin #ofmd #our flag means death #calico jack #stede bonnet #edward teach #stede fucking bonnet #edward teach born on a beach #txt #mine #og #s1e08

[navnae]

I feel like at some point Steve and Eddie would flirt with each other so much that everyone around would say “get a room you two” then their shocked when they do exactly that.

Hey I don’t make the rules 🤷🏾‍♀️

#steddie #sorry not even remotely sorry #oop #i meannnnn #let’s be honest #am i lying #did i lie #like be for real #stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #help lol #idk what else to tag #please #come on #manifesting #power #so cuuuute #lmaooooooo #that is so funny #wow #hmmmmm #omfg #i know what you are #be for real #duffer brothers i swear #i’m tiiiiiired

[citnamora]

Yeah I guess your celebrity crush is kinda sad because the chance of it being requited is incredibly low but the chance of my celebrity squish being requited is even lower so who is really suffering here hm

#squishing #qpr #queerplatonic #alterous attraction #hot aro shit #for weeks now I have been obsessively watching the same youtubers and when not doing so my every waking thought is consumed #by daydreams of collaborating with them. seeing them in person. getting to know them as people. and it's LITERALLY DESTROYING MY LIFE #I play a game. I imagine playing with them. I shower. I imagine playing funny games with them. I breathe. I imagine lunch together #AND THE ONLY THING keeping me from believing this is a crush is my fucking REPULSION with imagining myself kissing them #or doing anything even remotely romantic!! because!!! it's gross!!!! blEGH #but cuddling and holding hands and movie nights and having fun together. YES. #so idk if this is alterous but for one of my squishes I want them to call me their partner and to do couple things with me bUT PLATONIC??? #SEND HELP #PURGE ME OF THESE THOUGHTS

[queenkinqs]

the virgin reputation vs the chad thank u next

#ik they arent remotely similar but i think tun does a better job at analyzing what having ur love life over exposed to the tabloids does #to a famous person. especially when ur ariana grande and its 2018 and ur ex who's greatly influenced u as a person died and then u call off #ur engagement to the person who you've been together with for like 5 months #which is also why i dont understand why arianators want another tun like HUH #i mean seeing ari become so successful and become the standard for albums in the streaming age is cool and all but she was under so much #trauma like idk why anyone would want that for their fav much less another human being. #with that being said i think tay's surface level commentary on cancel culture and whatnot to be pretty uninteresting and boring LOL. #especially when the production isn't as slick as kanye (the person who most of the diss songs are based on) #i just think it's funny now especially when drake might be on rep taylor's version for a kanye diss track even tho he #basically lost the beef in 2021 el oh el #im not a kanye defender or anything i just think it's silly when someone as goofy as drake beefs with him #shut up birdy

[little-eye-guy]

i gave the most boring guy in the world epic sludge shapeshifting powers. he's never once thought about the creative possibilities

#eye guy speaks #ocs #fletcher #abomination #theo will be like. HEY what are the limits! and fletcher will say idk man #theo: you could probably look like anything! anything at all! have you even TRIED? #fletcher: i can grow more spikes does that count #if his 'default' sludge look was something less cool he'd be like well that's disappointing and then do nothing to change it #so if he ever turns into anything even remotely fun it was probably at the direct urging of his friends #sometimes he DOES do his own funny things with it. but they're few and far between #and it's never anything that really pushes the limits

[chxsn1]

finding out my step dad explained what being trans is to my little brother with compassion and understanding towards the community 😭 "you never know what's going on with someone mentally and if it matches them biologically. that's why we shouldn't judge people by appearance"

#he was probably trained in DEI but still ! #that's why these conversations are so important in the workplace #im not out to anybody so when my aunt said - did you hear what your dad said about trans people #i fucking froze i was so afraid #i almost told her not to tell me because hearing how i won't be accepted before i've even remotely figured this out would trigger tf outtame #but like. maybe he'd at least understand on the clinical side. even if it's weird when it's your kid. idk #he shocks me sometimes. the man is an engima #also another example of a man im more man than. but. what progress #funny how he can't translate this to my mom and show compassion for her but baby steps