#idk i just think it would be funny

[infernoxxdoesart]

yall have heard of chelldos and chelley but have you considered. Chell is dating both GLaDOS and Wheatley and GLaDOS and Wheatley hate each others guts but they can’t do shit to each other bc then they’d lose chell.

like have you considered how fucking funny that would be

#i hc chell as bisexual btw #idk i just think it would be funny #just glaring at each other like #fuck you #across the kitchen table #and chell just looks at them like #don’t you FUCKING dare #glados and wheatley are constantly pissed #portal #portal 2 #glados #wheatley #chell #chelldos #chelley #lgbtq #bisexual

[maegalkarven]

I just thought of the most hilarious next protagonist of Baldur's Gate saga.

(Note what most of the outcomes used as background info here come from the characters' "good" endings. Proceed with caution.)

A child of Durge and Gortash, killed inside their parent's womb when Durge denied Bhaal, resurrected alongside them by Jergal.

A child any of The Dead Three can lay a claim on because they are:

A child of previous chosen of Bane

A child of Bhaalspawn, a bhaalspawn themselves, albeit striped of that when Bhaal took his essence from Durge, killing them instantly.

DIED before even being born, so clearly Myrkul's subject.

Resurrected by Jergal, so there's ties to that as well.

Can be compelled to follow any of The Dead Three paths, or try to play them and set them against each other, or follow Jergal, or forge their own path.

Essentially a child with no fate.

Can look either as Durge (and be any race Durge presented as) or as Gortash.

The last possibility bringing unique encounters and dialogues and character never knowing they can use being Lord Gortash's child to their advantage or ppl they meet were their father's enemies and they need to dash.

Having ties to different fractions depending on who Durge romanced or if Durge not romanced anyone.

Being raised in Underdark if their parent ended up with Minthara.

Same with unascended Astarion, + lots of acquainted spawns in the Underdark.

Being raised in Hell if their parent went to Avernus with Karlach.

Being raised either in Waterdeep if Gale is their stepfather or with Duke freaking Ravengard as a step- grandfather.

Having ties with Selunites if Shadowheart is a woman they call mother.

Being raised in the nature and having Druids call them their own if Durge and Halsin were involved.

Being raised amongst githianki revolution if Lae'zel was their parent's choice of heart. Having their mother leading a rebellion against a god.

Having lots of unique content regarding that.

Possible companions include:

Arabella

Mol

Yenna

That girl who was kidnapped and eaten by auntie Ethel.

Mayrina's child.

A child of lady Janneth and Oscar.

One or several of Jaheira's grandchildren.

#bg3 #bg3 spoilers #dark urge x gortash #baldurs gate 3 spoilers #baldurs gate 3 #idk i just think it would be funny #imagine being THAT child. Your parents both fucked up tremendously and when your parent and stepparent saved the day #probably killing your father in the process #the dead three either hate your guts or try to make you their new chosen one #jergal is just...there. occasionally giving you advice. you have questions. he never answers them directly #he also never admits he is in fact Jergal #but you just know #you are in the shadow of your heroic parent and their deeds #can be either a hero greater than them or a villain worse than gortash and pre-tadpole durge combined #everyone knows your parents one or another or even the one who was the chosen of bane and died #you can decide what you think about it #imagine dame aylin just appearing one day and you're just like 'oh yeah...she's kind of my aunt? not really but she is.' #also mayrina names her child after durge. imagine traveling with a person named after your parent. awkward #imagine mystra trying to approach gale's child #or shar - shadowheart's #mizora lingers too close to wyll's special lil one and wyll choses violence

[starryrock]

Imagine Batman in the Phoenix Wright universe. The end of the world happening in the background meanwhile Phoenix continues on his bs in court.

#ace attorney #dc comics #dcu #dc universe #phoenix wright #batman #“master Bruce did you hear about the attorney who solved the 15-year old case with a parrot and metal detector?” #idk i just think it would be funny

[franklespine]

What if Sam and Dean had like 6 other siblings. What if they were part of one of those massive families who had like 8 kids. I think after Mary died John would unionise them into spartan war formations on hunts. What if it was only Sam and Dean who ended up weird and messed up then. No please... I have to sell my soul to bring back my brother... I have to use a cursed spell book to release the original celestial force called the darkness to save my brother from the Mark of Cain. Everyone else like.... do we get a vote??

#idk i just think it would be funny #i have just come back from a 14 hour flight across the globe and have gotten zero sleep for the past 24 hours #and this is what i was thinking about #some slack pls

[jessicas-pi]

The Shuttle AU where Nigel Anstruthers is even more devious and DOESN'T separate Rosalie from her family, and he pretends to be nice and good and even invites Bettina to spend her school holidays at Stornham Court one year.

(That last one was not his best idea, tbh.)

Through chance, circumstance, or maybe the weaving hand of Fate, Bettina Vanderpoel and James Hubert John Fergus Saltyre meet, speak, and quickly discover their mutual distaste for Sir Nigel Anstruthers...

Anyway I call this one Jem and Bett Ruin Nigel's Life (Ten Years Ahead of Schedule)

#the shuttle #jessica's random thoughts #it's in my head as kind of this reluctant-allies dynamic #Betty thinks he's is a snob #he thinks she's a spoiled brat #but they both think Nigel needs to be taken down a peg or two #and so they team up to get in touch with her father without Nigel reading Betty's letters #and maybe Betty snoops around to find records of where the money Nigel is getting from the Vanderpoels is ACTUALLY going #or something #anyway the point is that Nigel gets taken down by a couple of kids #BUT they never actually get along with each other #and then rosy goes back to the vanderpoels in new york so there's no reason for Betty to be in england #so they don't see each other again #and then years later Nigel dies of being a jerk or something #and Betty goes with Rosy and Ughtred back to Stornham to help fix it up and make things better #and meets saltyre (now mount dunstan) and they still have the same falling-in-love-but-not-admitting-it thing as in the book #but there's also the comedic backstory of being reluctant allies against her evil brother in law #you've heard of childhood friends to lovers now get ready for childhood enemies to lovers #and when they meet on the boat during the accident Betty thinks he's vaguely familiar #and then when she sees him in the park she realizes OH HEY IT'S JEM! #and he's like *awkward pause* '....hi?' #and then everyone in the neighborhood is like ''Oh that's mount Dunstan. he's a bad lot.'' #and Betty is like ''lol no?? like yeah he's grumpy a lot but we worked against the forces of evil together as children #so I can guarantee that he's very much not a jerk like the rest of his family was.'' #and everyone's like ''okaaaay then?'' #idk I just think it would be funny

[casscois]

if they ever release another tomodachi life they should add different medicines you can give the miis. i want to give them melatonin to make them sleep if i want, that would be funny.

#cass.txt #miiblr #tomodachi life #idk I just think it would be funny

[skyhawkstragedy]

why do i kinda want Jag to put FBJ on the block 😂

#bb25 #bb25 jag #bb25 bowie jane #idk i just think it would be funny

[eeveearoace]

i want a mobile game ad that's like "only 1% of people can complete this level!" and the level is actually really easy, but there's a kill switch that activates 99% of the time. and if you fail the level, you're never allowed to play it ever again

#idk i just think it would be funny

[teddyclara]

Given that Nikke shows us that the Chainsaw Man is perfectly willing to do a collaboration with other games, I think that I would be very cool to do a Twisted Wonderland and Chainsaw Man crossover

#The series made by a guy known for being a film buff? #having a crossover with a game from a franchise known for movies and have their characters specifically based off those films? #that would be sick for everyone involved #The reason this can work out is because there's already dimension traveling shenanigans #and twst is also very strange but in a different direction #idk I just think it would be funny #Twisted Wonderland #TWST #Chainsaw Man #CSM

[septimus-heap]

I DO hc marcia and silas as idiot siblings and I think they had one (1) serious conversation where they acknowledged this and so in both of their minds this is now an obvious and indesputable fact. Except literally no one else knows abt this. So sometimes silas say smth particularly stupid or marcia is particularly annoying and they're like wow u suck I'm disowning u :/ and its their silly joke bc obviously they would never. except. Again. No one knows this is a thing. So every time it happens everyone around them is like???????? u 2 r not related tho???????????????

#sep talks #septimus heap #marcia overstrand #silas heap #idk I just think it would be funny

[exaltior-a]

epilogues au where at the end of every debate for presidency between jane and karkat karkat brings dave on stage to dip and kiss with tongue

#davekat #jane crocker #dave strider #karkat vantas #hs epilogues #i guess #idk i just think it would be funny #in an attempt to one up them jane tries to get Dirk to do the same with Jake #her thought process being that jake is a megacelebrity and dirk is her second in command so if she can't kiss him he probably would #but theyre still in their divorce era so it fails in a stupid dirkjake patented way #they fall off the stage and dirk gets a concussion and jake doesn't do any public appearances for another month at least #but dave and karkat were just doing it because dave thinks its funny and it was never an attempt to fuck with jane #lol

[gopped]

honestly where are the fics where ed is jealous of oswalds dog ed, do i have to write this myself?!?!

#gotham tv #nygmobblepot #riddlebird #gotham oswald #gotham edward nygma #jealous over dog trope #Idk I just think it would be funny #ESPECIALLY if it’s tided in with the jealous ex trope

[fowlblue]

Dumb AF headcanon:

Every year for Halloween, Jon Spiro buys a few of those 12 foot skeletons (or bigger, if he can find them) and then makes some of his employees go out and fix them to the sides/balconies of the Needle so it looks like they’re climbing up. He thinks it’s hilarious- the poor workers who have to live with a giant plastic skeleton staring them down through the window, however, can’t say they agree.

#artemis fowl #jon spiro #headcanons #idk I just think it would be funny

[geat-26]

Do you guys think that Branch in his emo era sang songs by Radio Head or My Chemical Romance?

#idk I just think it would be funny #But I'm a creep!!! #'m a weirdoooooo #wth I'm doing hereeeee #I don't belong 'ere #idkkkkkk

[sorixa]

thinking about the time i made a set of pokémon mystery dungeon ocs in middle school and there was a yassified tympole and pidove

so anyways hypothetically if i can find those drawings should i post and redraw them

#pmd #pokémon mystery dungeon #pokemon mystery dungeon #pokemon #idk i just think it would be funny #plus i wanna draw more pokemon #so #yeah

[ladyddanger]

Crack fic where c!Dream kidnaps c!Quackity but instead of torturing him he leaves him with his trusty henchmen c!Foolish and c!Punz. (Which is honestly torture enough)

C!Foolish is like: cool new pet 👍

C!Punz is angry because c!Foolish keeps eating his food and leaving his dirty clothes everywhere as if Punz is his fucking housewife-

C!Quackity is furious and doing everything he can to escape.

#my goal is fill the loan shark duo tag with only my takes #c!loanshark duo #idk I just think it would be funny #c!quackity #c!foolish #c!punz #c!himbros