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luvxiem · 2 years
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their love languages
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word count ! 【idk】i still dk【idk】 pairing ! artem, luke, marius & vyn x gn!reader genre ! fluff, mild angst cw ! food mention. spoilers for vyn’s card stories: “mercury in retrograde,” “cool summer.” spoilers for artem’s character story. spoilers for marius’ card story: “child at heart.” spoilers for luke’s character story.
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.。.:*☆ ARTEM !
giving: acts of service | receiving: words of affirmation, physical touch
Having never dated before, he often consults the book Celestine has so generously given him. Although the title is, admittedly, a bit embarrassing—seriously, what kind of name is Introduction to the Psychology of Love and Attraction?—Artem flips through it often for date ideas. He’s not good at expressing his feelings and instead does his best to show you his love rather than tell. A warm meal after a long day at work, taking on an extra pile of papers so that you don’t have to, a cup of your favorite coffee waiting for you on your desk. They’re constant reminders of how much he cares.
The little comments you make never fails to make him flush. He loves when you praise him! Honestly, he’s like a puppy in that regard. Tell him how much you love his food and he’ll have a little smile on his face for the rest of the night. A kiss on the cheek? Artem.exe has stopped working. Celestine has teased him a countless amount of times about the pink dusted across his face. Although he gets embarrassed, he adores the warm feeling in his chest after receiving your love. Please give him all the hugs and kisses.
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.。.:*☆ LUKE !
giving: acts of service, quality time | receiving: words of affirmation, physical touch
This baby is determined to make you smile; nothing brings him more joy than seeing your eyes crinkle and hearing that laugh slip past your lips. Always offers to help you with anything and everything, even if it means putting himself at risk. Never forget the tangerine crab incident. He still feels phantom pinches on his skin. Also loves to chill at your house whenever he’s free from his detective duties, especially if it means getting to practice new recipes with you. Boy deadass wants to become a master chef just for you.
Because he was away from you for eight years, he’s forgotten what it feels like to feel your skin on his. He falls into old habits quickly, like placing a hand against your lower back as he leads you through a crowd and walking closest to the street when the two of you are out and about. He does these things mindlessly yet always blushes when you reciprocate. He’ll never get over the feeling of your hand in his. If you really wanna see him fluster, whisper in his ear about how handsome he looks in that new jacket, or how you love his abs. Boy turns as red as the tomato omelette he made.
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.。.:*☆ MARIUS !
giving: physical touch, gift giving | receiving: quality time, physical touch
Marius is a flirt, that much has been established for as long as you knew him. He’s charming, handsome, and confident in his ability to make you swoon. Whenever he has time off from his busy schedule, he takes you out to various places he thinks you’ll like with an arm around your waist the whole time. Ever since that day at the arcade where he won a puppy plush from the claw machine for you, Marius has been obsessed with surprising you with gifts. He’s incredibly attentive and somehow remembers offhanded comments you made weeks prior. One time you mentioned a bracelet that you’ve been eyeing that’s always sold out and it appeared on your desk the following weekend. The magic of money.
The young heir doesn’t have as much personal time as he would like, his attention split between Pax affairs and NXX cases. He cherishes any and all time he can spend with you! Loves cuddling on the sofa and just talking about your day, your head on his arm while he plays with your hair. Definitely content with just being close to you. He especially loves when the two of you are in bed, his head propped up on his elbow as the two of you talk about anything and everything with your palm on his bare chest, feeling his heartbeat.
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.。.:*☆ VYN !
giving: acts of service, quality time | receiving: words of affirmation, physical touch
Vyn likes to pretend as if he’s invincible. It’s like he’s got it in his head that anything less than perfection will make you want to leave him. That he’s not worthy of your love. This is why he goes out of his way to learn new things constantly, whether it’s learning how to ride a bike or watching a plumbing tutorial. He wants to be someone you can rely on no matter what, which is also why he’s so protective. He cherishes all the time he can spend with you, always asking if you’re free to hang out. Although he won’t ever admit it, it always feels as if his heart is about to pound out of his chest whenever you call him to make plans.
He also never seems to be able to get used to feeling your touch. Vyn’s apologized numerous times for how cold his hands are yet his words always seem to go in one ear and out the other. He adores the feeling of his fingers laced between yours, the warmth of your back against his chest while you sleep, the softness of your palms cupping his cheek. Genuinely feels as if he could cry when you mumble sweet nothings against his lips. Always remind him how much you love him. Please.
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ORIGINALLY WRITTEN ! 080921
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bramble-scramble · 4 months
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Girl! First of I just began reading your webcomic you introduced today and I'm already in part 2 chp 3. It's such a comical fantasy comic my heart craves. Also Idk if you figured this out (just gonna put it out there) but you're missing a good opportunity with High Seas phaugie au. I mean you just created a ship with two giants in it. That's rare or not enough of that. just imagine how exciting it is to just cuddle alone in the bottom of the sea making huge waves. The comfort Phantom must have gotten to finally be around someone who he wouldn't kill by accident. Imagine Phantom motivating Augie to stop thinking about his family who abandoned him and just live the life he created. He may not be a god but he does know what it's like to be ostracized and still having the confidence to keep swimming. Imagine if Phantom does turn back into his normal form. Or imagine if this all happened before their relationship began to decimate. (er that last part kinda hurts to think about)
Thank you so much!! Victor and I appreciate it. A few people have been picking up The Fourth lately and it delights me, even if I am a little self conscious about the main story being on hiatus right now. I'm glad people can still enjoy what's there, even with my goofy and off-model old art, lol.
Yeah, it COULD be really sweet, I know! I guess I just can't take Phaugie ultra seriously because... Well, opposites attract to some degree, but they are just SO opposite; the lazy slob with a heart of gold, vs. the energetic, scheming fancy-lad who will have an uphill battle overcoming his own narcissism. That said, the heart wants what it wants, so who knows! (And in the High Seas AU, Phantom's life situation is a lot different and he's not able to fully indulge his fanciness anyway; he's a bit more of a gross monster as it is.) There's a lot of potential there, like you said, and I want Phantom to musically roast Augie's parents and maybe even Perfectus to their faces, for not being as great as they say they are!
At the very least I could see them having a relationship and breaking it off peacefully, Phantom having learned his lesson with Bea and not wanting to hurt Augie. Or they remain close friends (...with benefits?) even if the romance isn't there.
I want Augie to be happy, AU or no. We all want that, right?? He doesn't necessarily seem to type who needs or craves a romantic relationship (...and he may or may not already be married to his crab??) which is why I like the idea of him having/adopting a kid as well. Because he would be so much of a better parent than his own were to him; even if he's a mess, he's a loving mess.
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queensparklekitten · 2 years
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idk i’m just gonna. picture it. 
ok set scene. it’s several decades from now, i’m a lot older. i’m in a nice apartment with a green roof. or maybe a house, if the housing prices in my city have gone down enough by then to be able to afford one. around the size of my current place, with lots of plants growing in the garden. maybe specifically chosen to attract bees. we get lots of bees. i like that. i like bees. 
i’m telling my kids about what it was like to live through the pandemic. it ended in the 2020s and that was decades ago, so i’ve had lots of time to think of exactly how i’m going to make it seem as epic as possible. maybe i’ll show them Inside if they’re old enough. 
they don’t understand why a lot of the people i knew had to go to work when there was still a pandemic and they had the option to work from home. so i tell them why and they make a comparison to a show they watch. i agree. 
the youngest asks what it was like when capitalism finally collapsed in on itself. i tell them about the running outside and dancing that i did. i show them some of the memes and tumblr posts. maybe some screenshots of tweets too, but idk if twitter would survive that long. if it does, it’s unrecognizable, twitter in name only. facebook’s definitely dead. there’s definitely new social media websites out there too, that my kids all use but i don’t understand. maybe i’ll put on crab rave for them. 
i wonder what the memes will be like then. will crab rave still be around after decades, will it be like rickrolling in that it lives on forever as a staple of the internet? or will they make fun of me for using that old a meme, or not know what it is? if it’s the latter i bet they’d love it. 
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naraven · 7 months
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crabby patty
idk where i was going with that title LMFAOOO but wow! another astro attorney piece!
wish i could draw, i feel like that would help varying up this event but unfortunately i was not blessed with artistic enough hands for that. for now, enjoy this silly piece of grumpy joachim and a crab!
wc // 700
tw // none
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It seems the new edition of the Steambird came out this morning.
Joachim stretched into the early light of the Fontaine dawn, having been sat in the same position for so long. After opening the curtains, the knock on the door alerted them that a new Steambird was at the door.
With more vigor than ever, Joachim was more than eager to pick up more and more commissions. For some reason, it felt like they were getting paid for something else than mora. More accomplished, and ready to take on new challenges.
Their eyes skimmed over the commissions page once more, noting that they weren’t the only one that seemed to be doing the Steambird commissions. And once more, running their eyes over the page for the best one for them revealed a commission that they thought was best for them.
“Massive… Crab beast? And they want me to bring back the shell.”
Doesn’t sound impossible. In fact, Joachim strides out of the Hotel Debord with a one-track mind to kill a giant crab and bring back the shell.
If only they knew how to get there…
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After asking the Traveler for directions, Joachim was now able to experience the mystical waters of Fontaine. To say the sight was beautiful would be an understatement.
It was their first ever time swimming. Not that there wasn’t any water in Sumeru, just that if they had hopped into the water at Port Ormos they would attract many eyes towards them.
And the sights they saw! So many different things to inspect, yet they only had a moment to simply take in the sight of this whole other world before diving into the depths of Fontaine waters.
It doesn’t take long before Joachim finds the small cave that leads to a teleport waypoint. From there, they can easily see the crab commission details. From this distance, of course, the crab is unable to notice and see them.
Well. The commission wasn’t going to finish itself, was it?
With that mindset in their head, they jump into the seemingly normal water.
“Ugh-!”
…Only to stumble and nearly fall onto their face.
“What the… augh!”
The water, while seemingly normal, was extremely painful to stand in. Joachim does their best to paddle out of the water as soon as possible, and they just make it to the dry land 3 feet away.
They take a moment to realize what just happened. For some reason, the water decided to start being extra spicy and hurt them. Then it decided to dissolve away and part of their clothing. Their pants and ends of their coat were frayed. How annoying.
Still, it seemed the crab had yet to notice them. Despite the disruptively loud commotion they just made, the crab simply idled by. Joachim was jealous at how nonchalant it looked.
“Yeah? I’ll make sure you never get the chance to see the sunlight through the waters ever again.”
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“Wow, this looks legit! Sorry for the… trouble.”
The man who submitted the commission stares down at the tattered clothes Joachim was wearing. They couldn’t bother going back to the hotel to change first, deciding to hunt down the commissioner first.
“Trust me, the crab was the least of my worries.”
“Sorry?”
“Nevermind that,” Joachim waves him off. “It’s no problem at all. Good day, now.”
Joachim stares down at their clothes. Well, nothing to do about it now. Maybe it was time to invest in a new wardrobe…
“Joachim! Oh wow, you look… not great.”
At the sound of their name, they turn to see a golden-haired Traveler and his floating friend. The empathy in Paimon’s voice makes them sigh even harder.
“Thank you for leading me in the direction of the Emperor. I couldn’t have finished a commission without that, you see.”
Aether gives them a small smile and shakes his head, “No worries, but are you okay? Like Paimon said, you look like you’ve seen better days.”
Joachim suppresses the urge to groan. They really just want to go back to the hotel and change. Maybe look for another commission that isn’t as troublesome as this one.
“I’ll be fine. Thank you for worrying about me.”
Aether hesitantly takes their word as truth, as he accesses that they really aren’t hurt too badly. He pats them on the head.
“If you say so. Paimon and I are on our way to meet someone, so we’ll see you around?”
“Of course.” Joachim nods. “Until then.”
They wave the two off as they head in the opposite direction of where Joachim’s hotel was. Perhaps they were visiting someone who was a Fontaine citizen?
Whatever. Time to go back and change.
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celestriakle · 1 year
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Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?
I recognize carcinization has begun and look forward to evolving to my true form.
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Farewell Sweet Crabs 👋 🦀
When I remember my crab friends I'll think of:
the turning of the tides
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hi! just a quick question, have you listened to limetown? seeing the podcasts you liked in your pinned post, i think you might enjoy it! you have awesome taste in podcasts btw!
Thank you!!
Not yet! It's been on my to-listen list pretty much since I started listening to podcasts though. I've been really moseying to getting around to it since there was the long hiatus+I heard the ending wasn't great. Idk if that's true though, so I'm still planning on giving it a shot!
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Hi! I found your at from a zine modding advice compilation doc. I am planning to make a zine, but I have no experience modding. I was wondering if I could get your advice on how to make realistic/fulfillable plans as a newbie?
Hi there! I'm in a zine mod advice doc? 0: I had no idea, could you send me a link? I'm curious!
So, I ran my zine solo and it was my first time running any sort of project like this. It was saddlestitched 30-40 pages (I don't remember exactly; this was several years ago) and we did merch: an enamel pin, a sticker sheet, a die-cut sticker, and two holographic prints. In the end, we made enough money to cover our costs and pay out $6 (approximately) to each contributor, but did not raise enough money to offer complimentary copies of the physical zine/merch. I was aiming to have enough for complimentary copies, which is why I'd call the project a semi-success.
This got long! But here's pretty much all the advice I got:
Know your audience. Is it a fandom zine? How big is the fandom? Original content zines will struggle more to gain interest. How big is YOUR platform, specifically? As lead, the onus is on you to get the word out at the start to attract contributors and potential buyers. Try to gauge how many copies you might sell from this. Lean conservative on your estimate and base your plan on that. (This is where interest checks come in!)
Pick your vendors. Familiarize yourself with the terminology they use. Compare and contrast prices and services using the sales estimate you devised in the last step. How long does shipping take? What is the policy if products come out defective? There are always going to be some defective products when producing en masse. Check reviews. Have you bought zines yourself? Contact the creators of zines you like and ask them which vendors they're using for their assorted products. (I had a great experience with mixam.) Don't forget to look into acquiring packaging and shipping costs (domestic and international)!
Decide how you're going to sell the zine. Kickstarter's great if you're using a vendor that has a set MOQ (minimum order quantity) or if you want to guarantee to be able to provide a certain level of compensation for your contributors, but it also takes a fee and means that, if you don't get enough orders, you have to start the campaign all over again. Bigcartel has more flexibility in terms of sales windows and such, but it's difficult to customize like kickstarter. Also, if you're using bigcartel and don't sell enough, you're on the hook for either refunding or fulfilling all the preorders you do get. You'll also need a stripe and paypal business account.
Make a budget. So you have an estimate of how many you think you'll sell. You know how much your vendors cost. You've accounted for your incidentals (kickstarter fee, packaging, gas to get to the post office, etc). Refer to other zines for what typical prices for your products are and set your prices based on that. (Analyzing what other zines are doing is generally a good idea.) What's the absolute minimum number of sales you need to cover costs? (Fewer orders usually increases production cost.) How many sales do you need to make to compensate your contributors? What will you do if there's excess money? What if it's not enough to split it among your contributors evenly? ($40 is a lot for one person, but it's basically nothing split 30 ways.) Are you going to make stretch goals?
Make a timeline. Interest check, contributor apps, concept submissions (you'll want to know what people are doing before they start working), periodic WIP checks to make sure everyone's on task (there will always be a few people who need to drop out), preorder period, manufacture time, shipping timeline. People will want to know what to expect, especially contributors. Ensure the contributors have plenty of time to work, since, chances are, they're effectively donating their time and effort. Keep in mind major holidays and school schedules; people will need more time if those are happening. Give yourself plenty of pillow space for unforseen issues, so you can stick to this timeline as much as possible throughout the process.
Have the full plan written out for your contributors before they arrive. Be clear and concise. Timeline, expectations in terms of content and behavior, instructions, how you're going to fulfill the zine, expected compensation. Not everyone knows how to prepare an image for print, so include that in your instructions. You're gonna want a discord for this. I also used google forms to manage check-ins and other such things.
Be involved, and COMMUNICATE. Talk to your contributors outside of check-ins. You're their hypeman! Hype them up! Make sure your passion's there for all to see! Nothing, and I mean nothing, kills a project faster than a disinterested/aloof leader. You'll also want to communicate any issues to contributors and buyers asap. It's not embarrassing; people will be patient (mostly) as long as they have communication. Silence is upsetting.
Consider marketing. I've written this as if you're going solo, but these next few bullets is why people usually run zines as a team. Once the contributor team is assembled, that's when you need to hit the bricks. There's a lot of waiting time and you need to gain a potential audience and keep them interested. Marketing is a weak point of mine, so I don't have much advice, but it's critical for the success of a zine. Contributors can advertise a little, but the bulk of that's on you. You'll want an account dedicated to the zine, I can say that much.
Is graphic design your passion? Even if a contributor is designing the cover, what will be on the inner page? The back cover? Do you have any writers contributing fic? That will need formatting. (Do you know how many words fit on a page? It's different depending on the size of the book.) You'll need to make some sort of credits page, or will you put credit information on the same page as each contribution? Quality graphic design can make or break marketing attempts.
Double check your contributors' work. There are going to make mistakes. Most people aren't used to preparing things for print. Having room for bleed (edges of an image that may be cut off during the printing process, or hidden when bound into a book) was a particular issue in my zine. Even if all this is written in your instructions, you'll get files with not enough bleed room, or in RBG (files must be in CMYK for print), or in too low a resolution (300 dpi minimum). Any issues need to be caught, corrected, and all the files compiled for submission to the printer.
Don't forget postage. I mentioned this briefly earlier, but don't forget to account for packaging and shipping in your budget and time. Things like pins can make a slim package too thick and change the postage class. You'll need room in your house to hold the product. You'll want to pack things to ensure nothing's dented or bent. I highly recommend against having a shipping mod, unless it's someone you know and trust very much. I've seen too many projects fall apart because a shipping mod ghosted or stole all the materials or similar issues.
Have a backup plan. What will you do if you only get five people wanting to be contributors? What if you don't sell enough to cover your costs? What if you get bad product? What if you don't hit the MOQ of your chosen vendor, or if they announce a spontaneous price change before you get your order in? Have answers!
Be confident. If you're not used to leadership, it can be weird to have everyone looking to you, but if you've prepared, then there's no reason to be nervous. The people you work with will respond to your energy, so put out those good vibes.
I enjoyed making my zine very much, but also, it was still very much work! I discovered I hate marketing and graphic design, and love the technical bits of arranging the vendors and budgeting and handling the materials. I probably wouldn't go solo again, but I'm glad I did it at least once because it taught me the ins and outs of every aspect. A lot of people, for their first zine, do digital only because, needless to say, physical product is complicated!
If you made it this far, congratulations. xD It felt nice laying out everything I learned; I hope it's just as useful for you to read.
Feel free to ask if you have any further questions!
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zariyen · 3 years
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twst mermay days 4 - 5! ft. a-deuce
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darkmagickingdom · 3 years
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Disney really used to go out of its way to make its villains "ugly" but all that ever really accomplished was making them hotter to people with taste
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mumblesplash · 3 years
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thinking...on one hand if i start signing my art with my tumblr url instead of my gamer tag then it’s easier for people to find me when my art gets reposted without credit...on the other hand signing my art with my gamer tag even though no one who actually calls me topsy knows i draw is kind of a good bit,
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yatsugareboyf · 2 years
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hii could i request chuuya and dazai with a male reader who has like a dramatic and impulsive personality/type of humour? like he impulsively spends money or makes plans, and talks pretty hyperbolically bc he thinks its pretty funny-
im sorry if this didnt make sense sjsjdjd-
heheheheh this is so funny
chuuya and dazai with a dramatic and impulsive male!s/o
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nakahara chuuya
good lord why does he keep attracting these types of people /j
like isnt dazai enough
"ah, chuuya! this is the wrong soda! i said orange not grape! i feel like im getting drunk just looking at it"
"bitchass u said royal how would i know which flavour"
"you shouldve known! ah really chuuya do you even know me? your boyfriend?"
yeah. hes sick of you /j
but really he tries to keep with a lot of your impulsive decisions
like you'll be out on a date and you see someone selling his antique wall clock thats duck themed or whatever and what do u know chuuya's carrying it home
hes happy seeing u happy so most of the time he just allows you to do whatever you wanted to do
sometimes when hes not around u just end up buying so much stuff online that u set to overnight shipping
which chuuya ends up paying for bcs he doesnt let you 😭
LIKE HE WONT LET U WASTE UR MONEY SO HE WASTES HIS IDK MAN
"chuuya~ i have my own money yknow"
"yeah but you're not paying for this... what the fuck is this.. "face mask maker"? yeah you're not wasting your money on this i got it"
"but chuuya its not even that expensive"
"dipshit this is 400 dollars"
but he ends up enjoying your impulsive spends bcs u use it on him
"haha chuuya what if i make a wine face mask"
"you're not using my wine. ok but what if-"
WINE FACE MASKS
idk if chuuya or u would eat it-
one time u bought tons of makeup and he witnessed u going through so many styles of makeup in a week-
like the e-girl make up, the colorful makeup, then the rlly emo makeup then natural makeup
u wanted to try it on him but he refused
"but chuuya you'd look so pretty :(("
"you can be the pretty one, im good"
u did end up applying just eyeliner on him and he's fairly impressed
wont ask u to apply it again bcs hes too shy but u know he wants to have it on everyday
abt ur spontaneous plans, he usually stops u 😭
bcs even if u had time to go, he wouldnt and hed rather be there for u when u do go
so whenever you hear that he has a day off or he isn’t on call you’ve already bought tickets to disneyland!
overall i think hes okay with it as long as you’re happy 
(ill make a side thing abt bsd boys handling homophobia bcs that shit deserves a separate post)
dazai osamu
i think hes just the same as u, but hes more Willing to pull through with your impulsive antics
while getting to know each other, you learn that dazai loves crab, but only eats the canned kind because he cant afford special crab
that made you sad that you bought so much crab and learned a few recipes under a day
now theres 5 different crab dishes and 10 more crabs in the fridge, and dazai isnt even home yet from work
he comes home to 7 different crab dishes and a very exhausted boyfriend
he loved the dishes.
nonetheless he joins u in your very impulsive travel plans because he has a lot of free time
(he doesn't he just ditches work)
poor kunikida calling dazai bcs they need back up and hes like
"sorry, kunikida-kun! i'm in disneyworld!"
"WHAT"
u also worry him a lot w ur hyperbolic vocabulary
"OSAMU I THINK I BROKE MY LEG"
THEN HE APPROACHES U AND HES LIKE
"OH MY GOD ARE U OKAY"
but u just stubbed ur toe 👍
but hes taking it all seriously and like
"we need to get you to yosano"
"wait- NO"
hes more understanding of why u do what u do so he tends to just follow whatever u wanted to do at the time
"i love u so much, more than the size of the.... the pacific ocean"
"my, that's a lot of love"
PLS U THINK DAZAI WOULD KNOW MORE ABT HANDLING MONEY
he can't. no one trusts u two with money.
kunikida even tries to NOT give y'all's checks bcs that one time u bought big ass bean bag and adressed it to the ada-
ranpo uses it now and fights to death with dazai to nap on it
u buy so many things and sometimes u forget to address it to ur home
like- some packages end up at atsushi's dorm
"kyouka-chan?"
"there's a box outside our dorm for you."
"WHY IS IT AT YOUR DORM?"
"i thought you would know."
and dazai' just amused at how u have everyone's address at ur disposal to use
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actual fucking quotes from the shiftblr coffeehouse discord server
out of context of course, what do you take me for? a sane person?
"they made lightning mcqueen hot"
"inch resting"
"Nix: Cars (2006) several people are typing..."
"im evaporating"
"enjoy precipitation"
"tow mater is more attractive than lightning mcqueen/hj"
"lightning mcqueen looks like he would call me a slur"
"why did I come back to a discussion regarding the attractiveness of vehicles"
"lark is the braincell of shiftblr tbh"
"you all need some grass in your life"
"me over here simping for block men and now literal cars"
"didn't nick wilde commit fraud canonically"
"i have no strong opinions on whether or not nick wilde is attractive"
"I AM AROMANTIC AND I AM NOT IMMUNE TO NICK WILDE"
"I am bisexual and I. Am not into Nick Wilde based on a simple fact he looks like he will drink all my pepsi and call me names"
"What is shiftbkr but not a bunch of simps"
"cries in Bianca Monroe"
"listen i have a folder called gayass
it is mostly pictures of kyoka jiro and virgil sanders"
"Nick Wilde x Reader where he steals your car 📷 carjacker to lovers AU 📷"
"he says "mama i like to step on keyboard""
"MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND I HAD TO TELL HER I WAS LOOKING AT LIGHTING MC QUEEN HUMAN FANART"
"crab walks away"
""Y/N..." Nick whispered into your ear. "Your car...is a Honda Civic, right?" You looked up at Nick with a baffled expression. "Nick, my beloved? Whatever are you talking about?" "Just asking..." He said as he let you out of his embrace. "Hey, wanna see a magic trick, babe?" Your eyes sparkled. "Really, Nick? Of course!" Nick smiled. "Ok, close your eyes!" You giggled and closed your eyes, waiting for Nick to tell you to open up. Instead, you heard the loud rumble of a car starting up, and you open your eyes. Nick has stolen your car, and he has driven off into the sunset..."
"did y'all know his name used to be canonically Montgomery--he changed it to lightning mcqueen to get rid of his past"
"That is my exit number"
"cars trauma arc"
"wait do y'all know about car jesus" "as if jesus wasn't a ford focus in the bible"
"oh yall do not want to know about the trauma in my cars dr lmao"
"Dewit tau style babey make Lightning McQueen outlive everyone and stalk their reincarnations"
"Do they baptize other cars in like gasoline then"
"there is a pope car in the cars universe which means car jesus died for cars sins"
"NOT THE BOOMER MEMES"
"-lays facedown on the floor while caramelldansen plays-"
"like im serious how many of you guys endorse me falling face down on my floor" (NOT THE SAME PERSON AS PREVIOUS QUOTE)
"I will be Tall and no one can stop me"
"is a soft floor?"
"stop I thought faceplant meant like a succulent in the shape of a face instead of falling onto your noggin for a solid 10 seconds"
"Touch some grass??? What about eating grass"
"what if for every employee of the month i just printed out really horrible boomer memes"
"what ab smoking grass /j"
"Can the grassdirt smoothie be a special in the cafe"
"PLEASE IM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR REWRITINH THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE WHIKE SPEEDRUNINT MINECRAFT"
"you have to get good dirt from like the middle of a pennsylvanian forest for it to taste good though"
"I ate a four leaf clover as a kid cause i thought it would make me lucky"
"guys how do i see the mee6 leaderboard"
"I used to think i was half dragon and I ate plants out of sidewalk cracks"
"i think i punched someone"
"my parents told me to stop doing that so I looked at them and ate a flower"
"I ate grass when I was 9 bc I read warrior cats and thought I was a medicine cat ....................."
"bees are just spicy flies"
"I had a mental breakdown when I was three cause I didn’t know how to turn off a phone"
"My mom drank a bee once"
"when I was a baby I kinned ink sans."
"bro who here find the yellow hat man from curious george fine as heck 📷📷📷"
"mY LUNGSSSSSS"
"no one topping Him"
"I like em big"
"I think Moto Moto has no game like move over hunky boy I could beat you 1v1 Roblox Arsenal 📷📷📷"
"If you didnt have a crush on springtrap, jeff the killer, or Underfell/Gaster/Error sans don't talk to me /j"
"LOOK THEY'RE BOTH DILFS WITH ABS THAT WOULD FIGHT GOD"
"ZORO IS BANNED"
"Guys please help I found my old fnaf fanart from when I was 8 I'm in literal tears"
"OH NO BOT MY FIFTH GRADE HAMILTON PHASE"
"The worst attraction ive ever had has to be Sombra Overwatch"
"My family is like "save all ur art so I can sell it when you're famous" I literally could not sell this if I tried"
"screaming puppet"
"I just remembered Ive drawn overwatch/hamilton crossover fanart"
"my hermit crabs ate each other again"
"we're cannibals ????"
"having me here is a curse you have inflicted on yourselves and I for one am glad for it <3" "scitters around like a crab in anticipation"
"CARB DAY"
"WE NEED TO HAVE A WATCH OARTY"
"hey y'all ill be right back i have to throw away a crab carcass"
"if I watch cars I'm going to start laughing in the middle of it nonstop just because the word cars is funny and also cars are funny like how do you move silly little metal box with rubber circles"
"Lark asleep post catboy pitbul"
"Mwista Wowldwide! Nya!" "hermit crab 2: electric boogaloo"
"Is that why your name is chaos"
"manifest the crab power!!"
"cool dex fact: i can't read 📷"
"sighs adds to worship these entities list"
"with a knife <3"
"yeah and if he betrays me I could probably throw him across the atlantic ocean"
"give me his eyes"
"my good citizen i am a- wait no im nonbinary nvm"
"it worked on a fish idk what to tell you"
"what is gender??? Is that a board game?? If so can I be apples to apples that one's my favorite"
"CHUTES AND LADDERS"
"anyways actually my gender is Candyland"
"Oh god romes the destroyer of friendships/j"
"i am a simple gay i see math i run in the opposite direction survival instincts 101"
"math my beloathed"
"algebra makes me want to rip open a bag of swedish fish and swallow them whole"
"cackles in they're au characters and this will be very fun"
"pog !!!! me too ksajgks one of my drs is a sanders sides au"
"Is that bipper"
"tumblr sexyman"
"Good because he’ll fuck u up if u hurt a child"
"I want a wing-suit"
"looks like a bean would poison someone"
"my hermit crabs are cannibals what can i say"
"sonic the hedgehog kinnie"
"get yourself a man who is capable of the most ungodly actions but won't do them because of their morality owo"
"tell him he can steal my wallet"
"eyes"
"idk about y'all but I need blueberry sweet tea to live"
"y'know the red souls from soul eater i really want to eat those"
"but like only respectable crimes like stealing from elon musk"
"You can go cultbashing with he!"
"He acts like a flamboyant gay man, but if a flamboyant gay man was straight."
"Simp Satan 📷"
"definitely arson"
"They look like they enjoy lemon squares and other lemon desserts"
"Satan is all-powerful but he spends most of his time building honeymoon locations because he is convinced that the protag loves him"
"bc shes the reincarnation of his dead wife or something i guess"
annd here's a quote from our very own dream (@shiftingwastaken) that sums this post up:
"shiftblr but context makes it worse"
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what other people want added to Minecraft: g u n s
what I want added to Minecraft
•Birds
-For multiple biomes, but mainly for the forests.
-Songbirds would add SO MUCH life to the otherwise quiet areas of the game
-Ravens and crows would be awesome and could use some of the parrot mimicking AI
-Cardinals in the snow biomes would bring a GORGEOUS pop of colour into the white atmosphere
-Seriously we need something to populate the sky, parrots do NOT fly like they should
-nests in trees, can find eggs in them
-doesn't really add a use but fun new feather types would be cool
•Owls
-technically still a bird but would go really well in covered rooftop forests and snow biomes
-we're already getting larger avians added in the form of vultures so why not more large birds?
•Mice and / or rats
-absolute precious babies
-sadly would go well with owls :(
-with cave update coming we need adorable rodents scurrying around
-lil bastards could make mouseholes inside of blocks
-will they be tameable? idk.
-adds the necessity for cheese
•Deer
-MOJANG this is a MUST, this is a NEED
-You literally have pigs, chickens, cows, and sheep spawning in forests what the fuck
-Deer with spotty baby fawns??? Yes
-Young bucks with different stages of antler growth? Yes
-Fawns frolicking in flower forests bc they feel safe
-Stripped wood appearing on trees where bucks scrape velvet off their antlers
-Being able to collect sets of antlers when they fall off periodically (would NOT be attainable by killing the deer, you have to wait for them to shed)
•Elk and Moose
-Same vein as deer
-Bigger, much bigger, neutral instead of passive, less shy
-Snowy biomes
-Better additions than fucking llamas tyvm
-Sidenote but savannahs could also really use some endangered deer-like species to help raise awareness for their status
•Squirrels
-Mojang plz
-Adds nuts to Minecraft ;)
-Black, grey, red, and mixed colour squirrels and breeding
-Brings life to forests like songbirds and deer
•Bears
-Mojang bby you literally already have a neutral bear in Minecraft why have you not reskinned it for grizzly/brown/black bears?
-Bear caves
-Hibernating mobs
-Brings more use to the beehives and bees, bears could be attracted to any area that has more than one bee hive with honey
•WOLVES AND DOGS
-They NEED the ocelots and cats update
-More wolf types (red, timber, snow, black, etc)
-Actual wolf packs (the AI would be difficult to program but the doges are worth it)
-Please let the howl at the moon, if foxes get to say ringdingding all night long wolves deserve to be allowed to howl
-More dog breeds (I know that there's no reason for domesticated dog breeds in Minecraft but ACTUALLY THERE IS)
-Hunting dogs like springers that can jump and run faster
-Foxhounds :D
-Most Important Goodest Boy: Herding dogs like collies and sheepdogs
-Herding dogs could be found in plains where cows and sheep spawn and create herds
-LET DOGS LAY DOWN FOR FUCKS SAKE
•Herding
-Instead of having to pen up and enclose your livestock you could form herds of cows and sheep
-Your Goodest Boi herding dog would protect them and move around with them when they graze
-Just soft peaceful minecraft tingz
•Salt licks
-Something SO SMALL but would make SO MUCH HAPPINESS
-Drawing new cows into your herd by putting up a salt lick
-I'm soft
-I guess salt would be a new ore???
•Bird feeders
-idk I think it would be cool
-excess seeds used for SOMETHING
•Raccoons
-The coolness of wolves, the chaos of foxes, the cunning of cats
-thumbs
-be gay do crimes
-can open chests (trigger trap chests to catch them?)
-Fantastic little shits
-Not tameable but will trust players like foxes do
•Snakes
-I know it's a lot to ask and it would be hard to make them look good
-But??? Imagine a tiny lil garter snake in your garden
-unlikely but would be so fantastic
•Rope
-climeable
-please Mojang we need this so badly
-imagine the ships? The bridges? The bell towers and everything?
-super easy to add, just reskin vines and add a string crafting recipie
•Butterflies and Moths
-Bflies could be a unique mob to flower forests and friends with bees
-if moobloom is added they would all be BEST BUDS
-get it "buds" ahahaha
-help with flower polination but just gives a TON of life to flower forests
-We literally have lanterns in minecraft why do we NOT have moths? Such a cool aesthetic addition.
-helps fill both the daytime and nighttime sky
•Hummingbirds
-fourth member of BEST BUDS
-just soft baby
-i love birbs okay
-the only avian who does not work for the bourgeoisie
•Fireflies
-10 million of them please
-they give great hugs
-adds so much atmosphere to the night world
•Cheese
-We have milk
-We have, presumably, goat milk
-Quit being cowards and add butter and cheese
-Butter churn job block for villagers
-V funny bc they have no arms to churn with?? Oh well
•Seashells
-Something decorative and beautiful that could 1) liven up beaches and 2) have snails and crabs inside!
-Mojang plz do not add sand dollars to the game people already don't know how to tell if they're still alive before trying to take them home
•Whales
-WHALES.
-Imagine something as massive as the ender dragon but peaceful. Allows you to stand on them (idk how but make it happen Jeb)
-WHALE SONGS.
-Being so deep and far out into the ocean, and when the moon is high in the sky and you're sitting in your boat, you just hear the beautiful melancholy sounds of the whales in the distance
•Jellyfish
-Idk if y'all know this but the glow squid is a bad idea
-Dream buddy you fucked up, please use your influence to get in contact with Mojang and have them redo the vote. People would have so much regained respect for you if you tried to fix your mistake.
-Also why does a speedrunner get to tell millions of people what mob would bring more life to Minecraft? He's only playing the game for 5 minutes smh
-aNYWAYS
-Jellyfish could literally do everything the glow squid is going to and look better for it AND possibly be neutral instead of peaceful
•Orcas
-Not much to say but it would liven up the frozen water biomes a bit
•Penguins
-You already know why
-Imagine giving a new home to all the Club Penguin players? Legendary.
-Gender doesn't exist in Minecraft but we all know penguins would be hella gay
•Lobsters
-I think they would be cute
-You would NOT BE ABLE TO BOIL THEM ALIVE THANK YOU VERY MUCH
•Mermaids
-Never going to happen since passive mobs are generally real life animals but it would be so cool
•Otters
-they can hold hands
-brings life to the rivers
-super cute
•Frogs and possibly toads
-Swamp gods
-Absolute mad lads
-maybe grow from tadpoles
-wouldn't do much but needed
•Fairy Forests
-NOT Twilight Forests. Not a new dimension.
-Just gentle hidden groves in forests
-ADD FAIRY RING GENERATION TO MINECRAFT.
•Big cats
-Tigers, lions, bobcats, panthers
-Literally anything that could finally add a strong predator possibility to savannahs and jungles
•Zebras and Giraffes
-Shy and skittish
-cannot ride (their skeletal structure is NOT MADE FOR CARRYING HUMANS)
-Super cute tho, brings much needed life to savannahs
•Camels
-The better llama
-Can honestly just be a reskin
-brings much needed life to the desert
-spits and wears carpet and forms caravans like llamas
•Lemurs
-Easier to add to "jungles" than monkeys
-it would be really cool if we could just get a Rainforest biome
-King Julian stans awaken
•Red pandas
-we need them
-cuter than normal pandas and you can @ me
-better idea than sloths or koalas
•More Eldritch Horror Hostile Mobs
-Fun fact time
-The enchanting table language already has Lovecraftian references
-"phnglui mglwnafh cthulhu rlyeh wgahnagl fhtagn" is literally a quote from the enchanting table
-translates to "In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming."
-Bet you didn't know that fun fact
-aNYWAYS add the Kraken to Minecraft instead of the shitty guardians. Thanks.
-imagine how cool it would be to see lights slowly extinguish as something terrifying and dangerous slowly moves in for the kill
-torches get extinguished and can get relit
-if not relit fast enough Something will be waiting
•Ice statues
-We have giant fossils and ship wrecks and cool stuff like that but please imagine finding a GIANT humanoid ice sculpture in an ice spikes biome
-maybe bones inside to show you that... That wasn't carved or naturally generated.
•Skeletons
-Not a mob but a decoration block
-Found in temples, mineshafts, and caves
-implied to be the remains of miners and explorers
-rare
-also implies that every skeleton you kill has some backstory since they look the same
•Constellations
-Not real world star maps but completely unique to Minecraft
-chance for LOTS of fun references
-The stars are your only companions in an apocalyptic world where you are the last of your kind
-Space is gay minecraft is gay thus minecraft space is gay
•Corn
-we have butter in this list
-we have salt in this list
-popcorn. That is all.
And finally
•Leeks
-mostly a joke but would be a cool crop
-100% a reference to Hatsune Miku the creator of Minecraft
DISCLAIMER: I recognize that mobs are added to Minecraft to serve a purpose within the game and that many of these mobs would be better in mods and such, but I also feel like many of these suggestions would really bring so much more life to parts of the game that really need it. Even if they don't serve a huge purpose, they would still be really amazing additions imo.
I would love to see the ideas and suggestions that other people have for what they want added to Minecraft, please TAG ME if you make a post like this, I wanna hear and read it!
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okay this is now my “i am going to yearn for my partners specifically the ones on tumblr bc i need to just get this all out and i don’t want to directly annoy them with all of this because no doubt i have already told them” post/chain
okay so The Tol One:
fucking ADORABLE as HELL and oh my GODS i just wanna curl up with them and never move again
they’re??? so???? cute??? and gorgeous???? and just.... attractive as fuck??????? i see them and immediately go into Le Gay mode because damn they are killing it
awkward sometimes but like it’s so endearing
their HAIR is GORGEOUS like if i could i would probably just play with their hair forever
most likely to be able to entice me with cuddles and definitely would use this to their advantage
probably would try to introduce video games to me and then would absolutely kick my ass in every single one and honestly i would let them
their voice. that is all i have to say.
would absolutely make fun of my habits but secretly loves them
if i could i would just latch onto them
did i mention that they’re gorgeous?
definitely the one i would kill for most readily, like is someone so much as breathed negatively in their direction i would stab them in the kidney and twist :)
the Crabs One:
i’ve known xem seemingly forever?? i feel like i’ve known xem since birth i guess because i’m just so comfortable with xem??
xer h a i r is the perfect length for playing with
xe?? plays??? ukulele???????? i wanna sing with xem, xe makes me feel so confident about my voice and the funny thing is xe’s only ever heard me sing through a bad mic and so i wonder how xe’d react to my actual voice which i personally think sounds better than in recordings
artistic ability is off the fucking c h a r t s
xe’s so soft and kind?????
xer laugh is pure and gives me life like seriously it sounds like bells and sunshine and the colour of the sky and those big puffy clouds that look like mashed potatoes
xe’s been my partner almost the longest out of all of them and i can’t wait to meet xem
definitely is the one that i get the most “hold my flower” vibes from, like they could take care of assholes and i’d just be in the back like “hell yeah bby i got yo flower, u kick ass”
the Somft One:
most likely to cry when they see a baby deer (seriously baby deer are freakin tiny i cried when i saw one like damn they’re so little)
i feel like i can just exist with them, i don’t have to worry about filling the silences or putting on a show, we could just be
“dance around the kitchen with you” vibes to the m a x
their eyes?? like???? their eyes crinkle when they smile and are such a vibrant colour and i could just look into their eyes for hours
they do colour guard which in my opinion is so fucking cool
their smile makes me smile it is inevitable
i feel most emotionally in tune with them?? idk but i can sense the vibes sometimes
their hair is perfect for running my hands through, that short length where it probably doesn’t get super tangly but still gets messy and mussed up
i would die for them in a heartbeat
(it should be noted that both crabs and somft are shorter than me and i will absolutely use this to my advantage)
the Anmgery One:
so. fucking. tall. she’s over 6 feet tall, like i forgot exactly what but i think she’s like 6’5”? just,,, off the shits tall
long hair!!! her hair is i think like 4 feet long now??
her name is rapunzel and i call her rappy bc she can rap like there’s no tomorrow and also it’s a pun and pun is also in her name and need i say that i annoy her a lot?
she has too many teeth and i have too few teeth and we joke about how we balance out
she’s willing to have me stand on her shoulders so we clock in at 12 feet tall together and that’s a date plan to just confuse people
she’s so patient with me???
she’s smart as h e l l like whomst have you the right???????
she infodumps all the time and she always looks so damn passionate and happy and excited and maybe i tear up sometimes but shhh don’t tell her that
she taught me so much sign
she helped me get through my first panic attack
she also helped me work through when i first lost my hearing (she’s entirely deaf) and honestly i will never be able to repay her
okay i’m not even close to done but yeah
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(gen) tbh said it over 50 times at this point but, to keep going with the whole “YOU STOLE MY IDEA BY TAKING INSPO //shakes boots”…. Idk how many times i have to remind everyone you cant own a concept, you legally cannot lol
i rly hate how entitled the art community seems to have gotten about designs n shit?? i dont understand the entitled thought process of “I MADE A STRAWBERRY DESIGN IN THIS SPECIE SO U CANT” like.
lmfao hello? instead of getting hurt abt it improvise and maybe make a new friend homie?? stop being a crab ass… I get it if its like… So and so literally copied my idea to a T but… omg let people have their deku inspod or sonic inspod designs LOL. Bonding over something you like and having design cliches is what makes people more attracted to something, bc its familiar???
I genuinely had to coin a term for this type of behavior in my specie and it’s called design guarding, its such an annoying thing smh
-MF2
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thinking about romantic beach trips with pg and kawhi and sometimes tmann tags along too bc. they are a family…
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ROManTIC BEACH TRIPs ⁉️⁉️
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Photoshops these two together like a classic jack frost x Hans frozen Disney amv LMFAO
FIRST OF ALL... I wanna talk about the differences in drip here. As always, a big factor in the pg/kawhi relationship. ... we need to talk about Kawhi's floral granny shorts... wtf is that bruh KWBDKS looking like a dusty guest room mattress that got bed bugs probably. In general u can say his drip is very convenient. He just throws on whatever he can swim in. King. He doesn't really care for sunglasses, he just wants to get going on the trip. But PAUL?? Paul simply NEEDS the blue tinted shades. He doesn't understand how Stupid he looks in them yet. And the backwards cap of COURSE. He's here to take a 'hot' photo of the water behind him. Meanwhile Kawhi has some far away Observer clicking random pics that look the cleanest but no one knows what the hell he's doing. I feel like they'd Both wear their own jerseys to the beach, but for different reasons. Kawhi might just grab his because it's sleeveless and easy, while pg grabs his to show off that he's pg and he's going on a romantic trip with his 'Whi Whi' LMFAO
But anyways.. imagine them lounging on the sand (on a beach towel ofc tho) listening to Kawhi's music. His mixtapes LMAO. Pg being the first and only one to hear them, the only one to watch kawhi tap his foot to the beat and nod whenever the bass drops to his approving. Just quiet relaxation. Pg dumping some warm sand on Kawhi's knee to help it feel better and then he brushes it off to reveal a hidden sand bug now biting kawhi's knee (kawhi doesn't really react to it. He just kinda glances down at it and lays back down like 'if I die, I die' but pg freaks and has to flick it off real quick for kawhi.
Maybe a skittering crab visits them? Kawhi randomly just starts telling unknown facts about it, like it's scientific name. Pg just refers to it simply as Mr. Krabbs tho. They probably try feeding the crab, which attracts seagulls that attack the crab and make them sad LMAO
While they DO spend time lounging and staring at the waves thinking about how far they've come and how strange yet nice it is to share this spectacular view with someone they love, they're both open to fun beach activities. Maybe they try jetskiing and pg has a competition with kawhi to see who can stay upright the longest? Who can build the biggest sandcastle? Who can get the most skips with a rock? That one was more difficult because sometimes Kawhi found rocks that he felt too bad to skip away tho so finding suitable ammo was scarce.
BUT ABOUT THE FOUND FAMILY (Vin diesel voice)... I think Pg and Kawhi are definitely the kind of parents who let their kids take home like. A bucket of seashells. As long as there's no little creatures in there, they can take em. Kawhi probably helps TMann find the prettiest and coolest of shells to collect, and Pg hypes TMann up about how they could be useful fashion accessories if you save em right! Kawhi is definitely the kinda dad who's the designated carrier, so he carries the bucket and the picnic basket and the umbrella all in one hand for his family LMAO. He scoops his hand into the sand Bank for cool sand pebbles and creates a tide pool AKDNKW. Pg probably picks up a starfish and is like 'oh this is cute!' And then it tries doing that creepy starfish sucking disintegrating thing so he throws it back into the beach/ocean/salt water whatever BRUH idk.
Tmann probably isn't a big open water swimming, and especially hates the icky feeling of wet sand mush between his toes, so kawhi and pg probably have to coax him into the water a lot. Usually he gets on a floatie and they push him off to sea and everything is cool until a curious fish tries nibbling on his toes. Then he thinks he's getting attacked by JAWS and races to the shore.
Pg and tmann probably take a ton of fashionable instagram Beach pics in their extra clothes and whatever and then you just see kawhi crouched over in the background wearing some plain grandma boxers poking some seaweed with a stick LMAO. Local beach cryptid..
They're definitely the kinda parents who have like... a whistle that they blow whenever they think their kid is swimming out too far JANJDAJ. Kawhi will spot some big waves coming and he'll usher his family back onto the sand, safe and away. One time pg stayed back because he thought he could tough the waves out and then he got hit by one and like. Exploded or smthin idk LMAO the end result is just that he got sand in his trunks and that made him grumpy for the rest of the trip until they saw some dolphins
I think kawhi is kinda just. A natural creature magnet. He's just so quiet and stoic that animals are drawn to him. He'll be standing in the water and all a sudden a bunch of stingrays are swimming around him. Or suddenly he'll just take off his water shoe and they'll be a tiny octopus hiding in it. Very good for pg and tmann's instagram pics LMAO
Tmann probably feels bad for the scavenger seagulls so he feeds One (1) and they all get mobbed by squawking feathers of fury. Tmann probably cries because GETTING FLOCKED BY BIRDS IS SCARY!!! Pg probably tries reenacting that one scene in this really bad The BIRDS movie where like... the main character tries karate kicking this really bad cgi bird LMAO. Either way they end up losing half their foods to the birds and half to run into the closest building to hide from them
When they swim at the beach uhhhh pg probably jokes about like.. 'uh oh! I think I swallowed a jellyfish! Guess you'll have to pee in my mouth lol' then looks at kawhi expectantl-
ANYWAYS YEAH. BEACH FUN <3!! EXACTLY!
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survey by ccandacelove
Do you have sensitive skin? It actually kind of is. I bruise quite easily and my legs often end up itching badly if they’re exposed outside for too long, like it gets all warm and tingly; I have to keep slapping them to feel relief because scratching never helped.
Do you wear necklaces or earrings more? I don’t wear a lot of jewelry anymore, but if I had to start a collection of either of these I’d pick earrings.
Rings or bracelets? Bracelets. Never was crazy over rings.
Are you attracted to several guys at the moment? For the most part I don’t bat for that team, so nah.
Are you jealous of your best friend? Sometimes I will get just the teeniest bit of envy that Angela and Andi are both in committed, fulfilling relationships with healthy dynamics I never got to have with my own past relationship. But it happens just for a second and I’m always simply happy for them. I can’t envy them for being happy.
What year is it? It is 2021.
Are you egotistical? No.
Spring or autumn? I remember experiencing spring in Korea and that was sooo incredibly pleasant. But it wouldn’t be fair to pick it because I’ve never known what fall is like haha, so I guess neither.
Pasta or tacos? Right now, tacos. I like pasta too, but my parents make it all the time and I’m having leftover spaghetti from Yellow Cab literally right now, lol.
Water or soda? Water.
Irish accent or Aussie accent? Irish for me. I find the Australian accent hard to understand at times.
Do you consider yourself to be a bit gangster? Not for a second.
How many toilets are in your house? Two.
Do you have an older sister? Nope, I am the eldest sister in this home.
Do you have any ghetto friends? Idk, I wouldn’t call any of them that though?
Favorite song by Owl City? Vanilla Twilight has always been able to make me feel warm and peaceful.
What color is your mum's car? Both of our cars are white.
Do you live in an apartment? Nope, never have.
Is your attitude contagious? I wouldn’t say so. When it comes to setting the mood and things like that, I prefer that other people take the lead.
Cats are usually cuter than dogs right? Erm, I like dogs more but it doesn’t mean I don’t find cats cute. They are; I just wouldn’t seek them out.
Do you have a wallet? Yes. It was given by Gab, so I should probably buy a new one by now.
When is the last time you went to church? Physically, last March. But we watched a Christmas Eve mass livestream.
Where were you yesterday at 3pm? I was in my room working, but it was a slow day so I might have been looking for surveys to take then as well.
Is your favorite color green? It’s one of my least favorite colors.
Do you think black people are usually annoying? What an incredibly insensitive question.
Do you own purple socks? No.
Do you truly understand the (LDS) mormon religion? I am not too familiar with it since it’s not a common denomination here.
Do you think it's bullshit? I don’t have an opinion.
Where do you keep your kitty litter box? I don’t have my own, but a few months after Arlee passed away my sister gave away the litter box to her friend who got a kitten.
Are you part Scandinavian? Not a drop.
Did your aunt ever take you to the park back in the day? I don’t think any of my aunts took me out all by themselves when I was younger, actually. My mom was always around with an aunt/uncle to supervise.
Is your hair in a ponytail atm? Yes indeed. Low side ponytail.
Are you rude to little children? If they are being disrespectful then yes, I throw it back at them. I’m going to go ahead and say it, my youngest cousin (who also doubles as my godson) is poorly-raised and is ridiculously spoiled, whiny, and just a headache to be with for more than two minutes. During his birthday party last month he complained about guests who did not bring him gifts; and last week he was demanding my eldest cousin to get him a box of doughnuts. I’ve tried to be nice because he is my godson, but I’ve never met a kid so entitled; so both times I was unable to bite my tongue and told him to get his own gifts and to get his own doughnuts. Turns out I’m not ready to have kids just yet, lmfao.
Do you like Ethiopian food? I’ve not had a taste, but I’m very much interested.
Is your current crush younger than you? I don’t have a crush. 
Are you a lighter complexion than your father? No. He has the fairest skin in the family.
Do you know any white people who desperately want to be Black or Hispanic? Sure. On a more relatable note, I’ve also seen white people try to be Asian.
Do you like apricots? No.
Do you go to the beach every summer? Well, we used to. I don’t know when we can go back.
Ranch or barbeque sunflower seeds? I’ve never had sunflower seeds, but I generally like barbecue flavor more. I’ve seldom had any ranch or ranch-flavored stuff; it’s not commonplace here.
Do you know the first 5 books of the bible in order? I know what the collective term is (Pentateuch), but right now only Genesis, Exodus, and Numbers come to mind. It’s been ages since I last opened a Bible.
Are you eager to attend anything tomorrow? No events tomorrow, but I’m planning to buy my very belated Christmas gift for Andi so it’s very likely that I’ll find myself in a mall again tomorrow.
Have you ever bullshitted a whole test or exam? For sure. I mostly did this with my advanced math exams in high school, when I didn’t have it in me to care anymore.
Are banana chips delicious? I can see the appeal, but my dislike of fruits has always come first so I never enjoyed it much.
Do you have a pet fish? Not in over a decade.
Are you happy with your eye color? I don’t really have a choice; all Asians on this side of the continent have dark brown eyes lol.
Do you have more energy at night or mornings? Night, usually.
Can you meow like a kitten? I guess? Sometimes I’ll trick Cooper and let out a meow, and he barks out the window every time hahaha.
Is your mum beautiful? Sure, she’s pretty and looks young for her age.
Shrimp tacos or beef? Beef. I’ve never had shrimp tacos.
Soft shell or hard shell? Crab? Either works fine. I’ve had both and they taste the same lol, it’s just more work with hard shell.
Do you live on the East coast? I do not live on either coast, if we’re talking of the US. We don’t base our geography based on coasts and for the most part, it’s either you live in Manila or you’re from the province haha.
Do you like kinky sex? Not really.
What country were you born in? Philippines.
Solid soap bar or liquid body wash? Body wash.
Do you believe being gay is a choice or a "disorder"? It’s someone’s identity.
Crest or Colgate? Colgate.
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one of those days ; george x reader
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request: Hey could I request something with the beatles? You can choose which one but maybe something about what they do when the reader is anxious? Like when the reader doesn’t know what they’re anxious about they’re just really down. Sorry that the topic isn’t very happy but it could be really fluffy or something a/n: okay so what i got from this is: that the reader is down about something but they don’t know what. honestly, this is me 24/7, like sometimes im sad and idk why pairing: george x reader (he’s my fav LLL) summary: being sad about something but not sure what, just not having a good day and George comforting you about it. warnings: mentions of naked upper bodies BUT nothing sexual, just pure fluff. year: 1967 word count: 1477
That morning you woke up with a stranger feeling, you were sad but you did not even know why. George had kissed you goodbye early in the morning before going to the studio to work and you wished he hadn’t. He noticed something and asked if you were okay and after a lot of ‘I’m okay’s and assuring him you were okay he reluctantly left. You stayed still in your shared bed and without George, it felt cold and empty.
For the better part of the morning, you remained very still looking out the window, your mind God knows were. But you had to do something, you had a gig with another band to take photos of them but you called to cancel claiming you were feeling sick. They believed you and wished for you to get better, you did too wanting to get better and out of this toxic mindset that was keeping you from doing anything good on this wasted day.
Reluctantly you rolled out of bed and somehow managed to take a shower. Half an hour was wasted by you sitting on the toilet, a towel wrapped around your body and eyes staring blankly at the wall. After pulling your thoughts together you changed into joggers and one of George’s t-shirt, the scent of it making you feel better. You didn’t eat anything, you didn’t have it in you to do so. Instead, you turned the telly on, leaving the first thing that showed up and you laid down on the couch.
Back in the studio, it was lunchtime and George was by the phone ringing the place he knew you were working today. To his surprise when he asked for you they told him that you were feeling sick and wouldn’t be able to go to work that day. Your husband/boyfriend was taken back, normally you would call him up and tell him you weren’t feeling so good but today was different. Instantly he knew something was wrong, first this morning now this? He decided to wait half an hour and see if you would swing by the studio to have lunch with him like always but you didn’t turn up.
“Hey lads, I need to go home. I’m not sure yn is doing okay, do you need me for anything?” asked George already picking up his coat. The other three boys looked at each other and after a non-verbal agreement, they turned to him and shook their heads.
“Hope she gets better George.” called out Ringo.
“Yeah, tell her we say hi,” added Paul.
“And tell us if she gets better.” finished John. George thanked them and picked up the flat’s keys. He rushed back home, so quickly it took him half the time than usual. When he reached the flat he called out your name as he hanged up his coat but there was no response.
“yn?” he said a bit louder. Your eyes perked up at the sound of George’s voice, you even propped up but fell back down, your head was feeling too heavy. You mumbled his name. “yn where- Are you okay?” George asked racing to your side. He kneeled by your side and touched your forehead, his other hand rubbing your side. “Are you sick? You’re head’s not too hot, do you need anything?” you looked up to him and managed a half-smile before shaking your head. “Love, what’s wrong?” he asked planting a kiss on your head.
“I dunno... ‘m just sad,” you admitted moving towards him.
“Just one of those days?” he asked sighing, you nodded and cuddled into his hand that was on your cheek. “Do you want to cuddle in bed? Eat something?” you nodded once more, your eyes closing.
“Yes please, Geo.” 
“Okay, hold on to me, alright?” you opened your eyes and wrapped your arms around his neck. He snaked his arms under your legs to pull you up. George took you to your room bridal style and plopped you down on the bed. “Stay here, I’ll get you a snack,” you whined as he left and as much as it hurt him you had to eat. He came back as soon as he could with your favourite food in hand. “Here, sit up so you can eat.” you struggled to sit up by George helped you by pulling you up and tucking pillows behind your back. You thanked him and ate the food. “I’ll get changed so we can cuddle and see if you get better.” George kissed your forehead as you munched away and went to get changed.
Your eyes followed him as he took off his shoes, socks and trousers and replaced them with joggers. He was taking off his t-shirt when he turned to you, your eyes fell to his toned stomach and went back up to his soft, chocolate eyes. George was smiling at the way you eyed him making you blush. “Sorry,” you mumbled looking down at your food.
“‘S alright.” he chuckled. “Not your fault I’m this attractive.” he winked making you softly giggle. His smile widened at your reaction, that was a step to your happiness. “I love your laugh and smile,” George mentioned as he pulled a t-shirt on and climbed into the bed. He wrapped his arm around your shoulders and took the empty plate of food. George carefully placed it by the bedside table before turning back to you. 
“Here, take off your t-shirt.” you eyed him suspiciously, what was he plotting? “Trust me.” the two words you needed hearing. He helped you out off his t-shirt and he copied your moves, taking his t-shirt off as well. You hadn’t bothered putting on a bra, you noticed how George wasn’t looking at your breasts like a hungry dog. Instead, he had pulled you close to him so your bodies were touching. You sighed happily when your skin touched his. “Ya like that? I heard skin-to-skin contact is good.” 
“I love it, George,” you told him latching onto him.
“What do ya want to do?” he softly asked as the two of you shimmed down, he put your pillows back to their original place and fluffed them so you were comfortable. George was laying down with his back flat against the bed, you were on your side, your arms around his torso just as he had his wrapped around your body. One hand was drawing patterns on your back relaxing you. You shrugged your shoulders just as an idea came to mind.
“Actually... nevermind you’re probably sick of it,” you said your fingers drumming against his chest.
“You want me to sing for you?” he asked reading your mind. 
“If you want to...” you replied.
“Of course I’ll sing for you.” George rubbed your back and fell silent thinking of a song to sing for you. “I... I actually have been writing a song... for you.” you looked up to him for a moment, a smile on your face.
“Really?” you asked and he nodded. “Let’s hear it.” you announced falling back to your spot.
“Well, it’s not perfect yet but... Okay, here it goes.” he took a deep breath and let it out. “Something in the way she moves... attracts me like no other lover...” he began, his voice soft and low. “Something in the way she woos me... I don't want to leave her now, you know I believe and how.” he imitated an instrument. “Somewhere in her smile, she knows... that I don't need no other lover. Something in her style that shows me.” he picked up his pace and volume. “I don't want to leave her now. You know I believe and how. 
“You're asking me will my love grow. I don't know, I don't know... You stick around, now it may show. I don't know, I don't know.” he was singing a bit louder now, your heart was aching, the lyrics were sweet. That and his voice made you feel much better already. He stopped to kiss your forehead and the imitated a guitar solo. “Something in the way she knows and all I have to do is think of her. Something in the things she shows me... I don't want to leave her now, you know I believe and how” he finished and looked down at you.
“That was perfect Geo. I love it so much,” you told him as you moved so you could get a good look at him. “Was that really for me?” you asked him.
“Of course, who else would it be for?” 
“Dunno, your mistress?” you joked making him laugh.
“Glad you’re feeling better.” George pulled you closer and kissed you, this time on your lips. You gladly kissed him back and pulled away only when you needed air.
“Me too. Thank you for everything George.”
“Anything for you, love.”
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