idk whats happening anymore these two ladies were making out and then it cut to some guy getting eaten by pigs while another guy watched
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Rattle. Click. Creaaaak.
Slam.
Jingle. Clash.
Rustle. Ziiiiiip.
Sigh.
"Babe?"
Thud. Thud. Thud.
Knock. Knock.
"Babe?"
Rattle. Click.
"I'm home. You in here?"
Mmm. Ah. Ah. Ahhh... ungh...
Schlick. Schlick. Schlick.
Sigh... mmmm...
"Baby..."
"John..."
Schlick. Schlick... Sigh.
Groan. Shhhhh.
Lick. Lick. Lickkkk.
"Ahhh! Ah. Ah. John!"
Shhhh-sh-sh. Mmm.
Suck. Lick. Suck. Lick. Smack. Ungh.
"Pretty thing..."
Schlickkkkkk.
"Mmmmm... fuck... John..."
Plap, plap, plap...
Growl.
Slip. Slide. Slip.
Ahhhhhhh...
Smack, smack, smack...
Bang, bang, bang...
Ungh, ungh, unnnngh!
Shhh... mmmm... ungh...
"Bloody hell."
Whimper. Whine. Mewl.
"Please, John... please..."
Grunt. Growl.
Lick. Kiss. Bite.
Smack.
Smack.
...
...
...
Smack.
"Fuck! Baby..."
Shudder. Tremble.
Whimper. Sigh.
Pant. Pant. Pant.
Kiss. Kiss. Kiss...
Rustle. Slide.
Kiss.
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Eddie: I am an expert at identifying birds.
Robin: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
Eddie: Yeah, they're all birds.
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Nancy: Are you drunk?
Steve : Only on the spirit of Christmas!
Eddie: And the spirit of whisky.
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Eddie: "What are you into?" is such a broad question, like do I reply with a TV series or choking?
Steve : I-
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Jonathan , pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Eddie: Gray.
Robin: Grey.
Jonathan , turning to Argyle: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Argyle: Dark white.
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Nancy: Eddie! This soup is flaccid!
Eddie: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!
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Steve : Eddie kissed me!
Nancy : Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Steve : It was unbelievable!
Nancy : Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Robin: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Nance, get the wine and unplug the phone. Steve, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Steve : Oh, it ended very well.
Nancy : Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Robin: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Steve : Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Robin: Ohh... So, okay, was he holding you? Or was his hands on your back?
Steve : First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.
Nancy and Robin: Ohhh.
*meanwhile*
Eddie eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed him.
Argyle: Tongue?
Eddie: Yeah.
Jonathan: Cool.
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* The Squad’s™️ reactions to being called straight*
Jonathan : The fuck, no I'm not.
Robin: Excuse the hell out of you?
Argyle: Ding dong, you are wrong!
Eddie: Who told you that? And why did they lie?
Steve : Rude.
Nancy: *punches the person*
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*The squad's™️ reaction to being told they're the chosen one*
Eddie: I will not let you down.
Argyle: Sounds fun.
Robin: K.
Nancy: No, I'm fucking not.
Jonathan : Do I have to be?
Steve : Please god, I am so tired.
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Argyle: That shirt looks great, Robin.
Robin: Thanks.
Argyle: But I bet it would look even better on Nancy's floor.
Nancy: Are you hitting on Robin... for me?
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Steve : I asked Eddie out.
Robin: Oh, I’m sorry.
Steve : Why?
Robin: Well, I assume he said no.
Steve : No, he said yes.
Robin: Really? Then I’m sorry for him.
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