some homophobic, hyper religious interviewer who somehow got to question Andrew and Nicky during a postgame interview:
are you aware that sodomy is a sin?
Nicky: define sin for me?
Interviewer: an immoral act against God that causes one to stray further from Him and heaven. As collegiate level athletes with a large following, is that how you want your young fans to view you?
Andrew: can you define sodomy?
interviewer: homosexual intercourse.
Nicky: boo, wrong answer. It refers to a non-procreative sexual activity. And that includes oral, by the way.
Andrew, loudly stage whispering to Nicky: tell us you’ve never had a blow job without telling us you’ve never had a blow job.
Nicky, replying in an even louder stage whisper: tell us you don’t know where the clit is without telling us you don’t know where the clit is.
*cue the foxes laughing so hard from the lounge that that mic’s and cameras pick it up*
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Marinette on Zoom class 💕
A cute and funny illustration of Marinette crushing over Adrien during a Zoom class!
I made this quick drawing at the beginning of the pandemic when online classes were such a common thing for everyone, so this idea came up right away back then.
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the ravens took 150 shots on Andrew during the first match between the two, right? but only made 13? THATS AN 8% SUCCESS RATE. ANDREW IS LITERALLY INSANE
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Allison, Neil, Andrew and Renee as a friend group would be unstoppable
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