#i'm sorry i don't make the rules

[diogxnxs]

Jose Carioca x Reader Headcanon

• He leaves you for Donald Duck.

#Donald Duck #Duckverse #Ducktales #I'm sorry I don't make the rules #meme #DonZe #Jose Carioca #Ze Carioca #Disney

[thegraininessofitall]

“What about Tolya? Aren't you worried about how he'll find us now?” “Unless he starts reciting epic poetry to Zoya, he'll be fine.”

Lewis Tan as Tolya Yul-Bataar & Sujaya Dasgupta as Zoya Nazyalensky

Shadow and Bone season 2 (2023 ) | E05

#lewis tan #sujaya dasgupta #shadow and bone #season 2 #sabedit #tvgifs #tvedit #showgifs #showedit #2020s #me myself and gifs #well now they have to include a scene of tolya reciting epic poetry to zoya if the show gets a third season #i'm sorry i don't make the rules #if it's mentioned it must be foreshadowing #is what i like to tell myself #apparently these two are not a pairing i should be absolutely obsessed with yet here i am

[enjoyprettythings]

nick's sleepy selfies >>>

#nicholas galitzine #sleepy nick is best nick #i'm sorry i don't make the rules

[staceyblep]

Girlfriends~

#I'm sorry I don't make the rules #I just think they're neat #Wisp #Valkyr #Warframe #personal art #warframe wisp #warframe valkyr

[rottentiger-art]

Any villain/moraly questionable character's evil actions can be forgiven if they eat pussy well

#I'm sorry I don't make the rules #every heroine in a enemies to lovers arc be like #loki laufeyson #kylo ren #l lawliet #hannibal lecter #daemon targaryen #erik killmonger #harley quinn #poison ivy #prince namor #kevin levin #jason todd #deadpool #catwoman #prince vegeta #the punisher #hela #jennifer check #well you got my point #(this is clearly a joke I better no see discourse in the notes) #problematic fave

[strawberrysapphocake]

Okay but who wore it better though?

#bb25 #bb25 cory #bb25 blue #cbs big brother #sorry if anyone already made my joke but it entered my mind and I simply /had/ to post it #also. cory. #it's cory. #he wore it better. #I'm sorry I don't make the rules #blue looks genuinely ✨stunning✨ in this look as well though #my mother said she was dressed like a manic-pixie anime girl and now I can't unsee it #cory the pink power ranger #← I love that that's an established tag on my blog now #he's just so barbiecore #and i love that for him

[the-dormant-ocean]

In one of the flashbacks, Alphonse asks Layton why he listens to Randall talk about archaeology and puzzles if he isn't interested in these things. Layton answers that it's because Randall is passionate about these topics. Which means that this is canon:

#I'm sorry I don't make the rules #professor layton #randall ascot #hershel layton #ranlay #miracle mask

[disniq]

I am once again thanking Carmine Di Giandomenico for catering to me, specifically

#jason todd #the joker: the man who stopped laughing #joker spoilers #comic spoilers #there is no not-sexy way to look over your shoulder #i'm sorry i don't make the rules

[chaoticmcchicken]

i don't know how to explain it but mickey milkovich and andrew minyard are basically the same type different font characters the people who get it get it i'm sorry

#i'm sorry i don't make the rules #aftg #andrew minyard #the foxhole court #mickey milkovich #shameless

[slovoricbutbetter]

dazai says 'tee hee' and 'uwu' out loud. sometimes he will say 'sigh' and '___ emoji'.

[points] neurodivergent

#bsd dazai #dazai osamu #bungou stray dogs dazai #i'm sorry i don't make the rules #(i do make the rules) #(this post is brought to you by the fact i said 'tee hee' and then went 'wait') #headcanon #slovo talks

[naminethewriter]

Birthday Roses

@loceitweek is back and so am I! This first one is a bit rushed since I was busy this week and was too exhausted to work on this earlier but it still turned out pretty cute I think 🤭 Starting this off with Intruloceit because of Remus' birthday, though it is focused on Loceit, don't worry 💛💙

Masterpost | Loceit Week 2023 Masterpost | Ao3

Summary: Janus goes to Logan's shop to pick him up for their dinner for their husband's birthday.

No content warnings

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“I apologize but we are closed for the day,” Logan called as the bell attached to the shop entrance door rang.

“Punctual as always, dear,” a smooth voice responded and Logan rounded the corner to find one of his husbands standing there, smiling.

“Ah, Janus. Have you finished for the day as well then?”

“Indeed. But Remus is still finishing up his last customer.”

“I see. If you would flip the sign on the door for me, I can finish up his bouquet and we can pick him up together.” Without waiting for an answer, Logan disappeared back into the back of his shop. Janus huffed but followed his husband’s instructions before going towards the back himself. Finding Logan in the process of pushing some sticks between a bunch of roses was not what he expected, especially the color of the flowers.

“Did you dye those roses using ink?” he chuckled. Logan, who apparently hadn’t heard him enter, quickly turned around, his cheeks tinted red.

“Well… Yes. Yellow roses I had already and while blue roses do exist, they are genetically modified and not easy to acquire and there are no green ones, but Remus expressed that he liked our colors together and he expressed interest in receiving a bunch of roses after we watched those romantic comedies together and I figured he would like the science behind it, so…” Janus stopped Logan’s embarrassed rambling by putting a finger to his lips.

“Darling, I wasn’t making fun of you. I think it’s a very sweet idea and Remus will appreciate them. Especially if you left the thorns.”

“I did. He told me before that he thinks it’s a waste to cut them off,” Logan mumbled, face turned away from his husband to hide his blush. This side of Logan was one Janus rarely got to see, flustered and shy. He enjoyed the sight immensely, but they should get back to Remus’ store next door before he finished the last tattoo of the day.

“If you are done arranging them, we should leave before Remus goes home without us.” Logan snorted, shaking his head.

“You know as well as I do that he would never. He would sooner break in here to find us than go home alone.”

“I do not know what you are talking about, he would use the first opportunity he got to get away from us,” Janus smirked. Logan rolled his eyes fondly and got back to putting the last touches on his arrangement. Janus kissed his head before moving to start cleaning up the place a bit so they could leave sooner. He helped out with both of his husbands’ stores regularly, while also taking art commissions for his own income, so he knew his way around.

Two minutes later, all tools were in their places, the plants who needed it were watered and the bouquet was finished, which meant that Logan could lock up in peace and they could go to collect their other husband for his birthday dinner.

“Thank you for helping, Janus. I would have run much later on my own,” Logan commented while locking the last door.

“I would have never anticipated that exact scenario and planned accordingly,” Janus quipped, earning a huff from Logan.

“You can be insufferable.”

“Oh, I am aware.”

Laughing, they went to pick up Remus, who loved the flowers so much he wouldn’t stop hugging them until they were almost late for their reservation. A successful birthday celebration indeed.

#namiswriting #loceit week 2023 #day 1: flowershop/tattoo AU #intruloceit #loceit #ts logan #logan sanders #ts janus #janus sanders #fluff #it's remus' birthday how could I not make this intruloceit? #I'm sorry I don't make the rules #(I do but still) #sanders sides #fanfiction #reblogs are appreciated

[just-slightly-chayotic]

Can you share the purple picture of Jeff in white?? I wanna scream too :P

of course! maybe at some point we'll all collectively scream so loud that jeff will hear us. (and take mercy?? please??)

and bonus:

#you asked for one photo #you're getting two #i'm sorry i don't make the rules #it's jeff #happy screaming <3 #because i am absolutely screaming again #and thank you for asking because i am always looking for opportunities to share photos of jeff <3 #jeff satur #asks #tea's ramblings

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Last Dragonborn: You call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from the Divines.

#this applies to all ldb everywhere #i'm sorry i don't make the rules #dovahkiin #last dragonborn #oc: leara roseblade #oc: aurora orianus #nine divines #eight divines #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #the elder scrolls #tes #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: tumblr

[never-ending-fanfic]

My taste in men is very subjective and not all understand it. It's called ✨character development✨ and it's easy. You get redeemed, you become pretty

#i'm sorry i don't make the rules #like #i think a character is horrible and bleh but as soon as they get redeemed i find them lovely #or is it just me #whatever #i ain't gonna stop #ever #i have a type okay?! #star wars rebels #star wars #alexsandr kallus #kallus #aleksandr kallus #alexander kallus #alexandr kallus #agent kallus #yes it's very much about him #sorry not sorry

[heart-wit-strength]

Bitches will name their playlists shit like "writing music" and "(au) music" and then none of that music will ever be listened to while writing. it's me I'm bitches

#playlists will be listened all time except when I initially titled them to be #i'm sorry i don't make the rules #text post #shitpost

[abusedog]

jumpscared myself watching ted lasso today .

#* crack. #* out of character. #rebecca welton is now related to the roys #i'm sorry i don't make the rules